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since: 03-28-08, id: 1536533, Profile Updated: 02-16-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone,

I'm editing this because I decided my profile was too boring.

I'm a girl (though you can probably tell lol).

I love: chocolate, reading (I almost always have my nose in a book), writing (I just started writing fanfics so I'm still pretty new to it) , singing, dancing, sleeping, HAVING FUN, BEING CRAZY (even though that comes naturally lol)

I love my best friends and my family.

My favourite books are: Harry Potter series, Twilight series and all Tamora Pierce books. There are loadz more but I can't be bothered to write them all down. Ah, I'm currently reading Wuthering Heights; it's took ages to get into the book but I love it!

My friends all think I'm mentally insane. And they enjoy teasing me about it... :(

Copy and Paste stuffs:

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

Quotes and other random stuff:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Things that make you feel good:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Favourite Pairings in Harry Potter:

1. Sirius/Remus- They are soo bloody perfect for each other. It's hard to read or write a Remus without a Sirius or vice versa.

2. James/Lily

3.Harry/Ginny

Pairings I hate in Harry Potter:

1.REMUS/TONKS (GAH!)

2.Snape/Lily

3.Remus/Lily

3. Sirius/Lily

(Lily is James' girl!)

4. Draco/Hermione

My Favourite Characters in Harry Potter: in order

1. Sirius- love him love him love him!

2. Remus- love him love him love him!

3. James- love him love him love him!

4. Lily

5. Harry

6. Draco

7. Hermione

Favourite Pairings in Twilight:

Bella/Edward

Jasper/Alice

Carlisle/Esme

Emmett/Rosalie

Jacob/Nessie

Favourite Characters in Twilight:

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Jacob

4. Jasper

5. Emmett

6. Alice

Read all my stories and remember to review! If anyone needs a beta, or wants to write a story together, PM me!

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1. Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines reviews
Draco wants Harry.Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough.And so the book of pick up lines comes out.“You know,I'm not an Animagus,but sometimes I can be a real animal.”“What? A Ferret? Of course, Draco, how very ‘animal’ of you.""HEY!" HPDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-13-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.
2. Of Reading, Harry Potter and Prisoners of Azkaban » reviews
Sirius finds a book in Remus' library,and for once, actually wants to READ it.Why?Well,it's about his Godson.Remus,Sirius,James and Lily gather together to read HP and the POA.James/Lily,Remus/Sirius SLASH.No flames, please.Starring Baby Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 459 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 8-26-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
3. Inseparable » reviews
Sequel to 'It All Started In The Bathroom'."Hey, Moony."he whispered as he brushed the honey- coloured locks aside to gently kiss the skin between his neck and shoulder.Remus' mind went blank and his quill slipped out of his hand."Hi..." He breathed.RnR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-11-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
4. 50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do » reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing ‘I'm Too Sexy’ whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing ‘I'm Too Sexy’ whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. JPLE Read and review! SEE CHPT 2 IF YOU WANT ONESHOTS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 7-19-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
5. 50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do » reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,398 - Reviews: 369 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 7-17-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
6. James Potter Has Finally Seen Enough reviews
Moony,honestly,I'm ashamed at you–I thought that you would be a tad more considerate towards me,but NO! You let that stupid fluff-ball we call Padfoot fuck you on MY BED! You ruined my pretty sheep-covered bedcovers! My mother gave those to me!" RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 11-2-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
7. Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-16-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
8. 30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 8-13-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. Lemons reviews
I bet he knows exactly how horny he’s making me.Right now,my horniness is miles past its normal level,and that is saying something.I’m so horny,in fact,that I may have to lock James and Peter out of the dorm for the whole of the weekend. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
10. The Order Has Finally Seen Enough reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius’ mother. RLSB. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-2-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
11. Stalking Harry Potter reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 8-2-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
12. Painful Memories » reviews
Sirius shuffled closer to Remus and smiled."Remus... you have no idea how much I've missed you...-"He stopped suddenly.Remus was curving his body away from Sirius, a desperate expression on his face."Wh-who are you?" Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 11-13-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
13. Of Broom Cupboards and Seven Minutes In Heaven reviews
Remus doesn't want to play Seven Minutes in Heaven properly; Sirius does. What will happen? RLSB SLASH SHORT DIALOGUE FIC Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-26-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
14. Of Lipstick, Best Friends and Surprises reviews
“James, people with dicks don’t tend to have makeovers.” “Sure they do!I've had loads of ‘em.” “Yeah.Well.You’re just fucked up then.” “No I’m not.C’mon Rem,it’ll help Sirius notice you.” “...and why would I want Sirius to notice me?” RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-23-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
15. 80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-23-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
16. 20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 7-18-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
17. RemusSirius Themes » reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 342 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 8-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
18. The Story of the Rose reviews
Dialogue fic Remus/Sirius SLASH. Sirius tries to tell Remus how he feels about him using chocolate, sugar quills, books and a rose... Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-5-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
19. Chocolate Kisses reviews
Remus has not had his monthly dose of chocolate and the poor werewolf is going crazy! So what will he do when he spots the one and only Sirius Black eating a bar of the rich, succulent substance? Remus/Sirius oneshot Read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-29-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
20. Of Annoying Girls, Pink Menus and Pretending reviews
After Lily and James insist that Remus and Sirius are in love with each other, how far will the two canines go to prove the couple wrong? Lily, being the sly girl that James loves, decides to set them up on dates. With females. Read and review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-14-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
21. Of Secrets and Public Displays of Affection reviews
Tonks had to suppress a gasp as she watched Remus and Sirius through the keyhole. The rawness and intensity of their kiss was electrifying. It was wild, feral and so bloody beautiful... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-7-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
22. Of Singing Songs and Gayness reviews
He giggled slightly,trying to imagine Sirius singing in the bathroom.That was a bad idea.Images of a wet,naked Sirius invaded Remus’ brain,swirling around his head.Remus groaned almost inaudibly.Why did he have to have a crush on his best mate? RnR :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-27-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
23. How To Turn Gay In A Day reviews
“You’re not my mother, you know.” Remus points out, shaking his head. Good, ‘cause I don’t wanna be accused of incest. “What?” Did I just say that out loud? Shit. Crap. Holy sheep from over the rainbow! Please review! Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-19-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
24. To Breathe Without Oxygen reviews
He cups Sirius’ unshaven cheek and whispers, “Wherever you’ve gone, Padfoot, please come back. I miss you.” RLSB. Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-25-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
25. The Beauty Of Denial reviews
He's straight' 'How do you know' 'Isn't it obvious' he mumbled.'No. You never know, he might be gay.' 'Yeah, and Snape is handing out sweets.' 'I'll look into that.' Remus glared. Remus/Sirius RnR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-28-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
26. Of McGonagall's Desk and Broom Cupboards reviews
I’m sure you may have noticed that I am male,and I’m pretty sure that I mentioned that Sirius is a‘he'.But that didn't stop a certain part of my anatomy from reacting' -KISSING SCENE HAS BEEN ADDED. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
27. Picture Perfect reviews
How the hell did Remus always manage to reduce Sirius to the pile of mush he couldn't help but become?What spell had that sly,devious,cunning and yet wholesomely attractive werewolf cast that made it so easy to fall in love with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-19-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
28. Sirius' Perfect Partner reviews
All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' lips on his. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' arms around his waist. All that mattered was the fact that it was Sirius' heart beating with his.RLSB! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-7-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
29. It All Started In The Bathroom » reviews
That'd be the perfect revenge.I didn't know you could be so evil!" "Oh,I can be evil if I want to.Very evil."Remus gave a rare devilish smirk. "Yes and did you know you're very hot when you're evil?."Sirius grinned at Remus' blush. "Oh,hush you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 8-4-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
30. Drawing James » reviews
“Hey Lily” he says slightly breathlessly. His eyes are giving me the once over. Eyes up, James. I clear my throat and quirk my eyebrow. He blushes and looks at me sheepishly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-30-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
31. Nearly Every Day reviews
I know that even though Remus was the spy, I still wouldn’t hesitate to pick him over James, because no matter what, I can’t stop loving him. And it is this horrifying truth that prompts me to break his heart... to break my heart. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
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