Click on my homepage if you want to know more about me. I'm from Ohio, so...Go Buckeyes! Sorry if you don't like them, but they're my fav football team ever! My fav NFL team is probably the Colts. Then the Packers, then the Bengals. Then the Giants. I really don't like many other football teams, other than my school football team, the Falcons. By the way, my avatar is a picture of my uber awesome Saint Bernard sniffing the camera...I have other pictures of him that are cuter, but this one is the funniest. I love him so much!

I also live on a farm, so I love the country, though the city is interesting. I have sheep and chickens, 3 dogs, 3 cats, and a chinchilla. One of my dogs is a Saint Bernard, who is really dumb. He won't eat meat, only bananas and other fruit and vegatables.

Okay, so here is some going ons with my stories. I don't update often because I have to share a computer with my brother and he's always on it playing some stupid game. Some who read my stories may wonder why I review all the time but don't update much, and that is because I always review on the family computer, which doesn't have Microsoft Word. So here's my stories.

Loving or Hating?: This is the main story that I'm working on, but I'm afraid there may not be an update soon...sorry. A short summary of the next chapter: Wickham is introduced, more school sarcasm occurs, stalkers stalk relentlessly, and Lizzie and Darcy might become friends.

Yes, that was short, and I wanted to add one last note. If you read and do not review(I know you're out there) then I kindly ask you to please review because it makes me happy and it also makes me update faster.(And I'm not lying about that)

Before and After: I am currently writing the first chapter, so don't think I've abandoned this story. I just really don't have that much time to write. A short summary of the next chapter: Jack is introduced, and he gets a good tongue lashing from Nami. I'm not exactly sure how the rest will go, but I'm working on it.

Chapter 1: My Best Friend Turns Aphrodite: I am completely and utterly appalled with this story. It's horrid! So I'm going to write the next chapter and hopefully make it a teensy bit better. Hopefully. So...I guess that's all. Sorry, no short summary.

The Road to Healing: I'm not entirely sure when I'm going to write the next chapter, because I've kind of been on writer's block for this, but it should be soon. I hope.

The rest of my stories are one-shots, so there's really not much to post about them.

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What was i talking about?

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Okay, I have to put this down. It's really funny. By the way, I love making jokes about Michael Jackson.

So on Halloween in my class we made up our own scary stories. This was how it goes.

"There once was a haunted house by a lake out in the country." my teacher started.

"Elmo lived there with the tellitubbies." said a boy in my class

"Then Michael Jackson came up to Elmo..." I said. I was cut off by my teacher.

"Keep it PG rated!" Everyone started cracking up at that.

Another thing was that my grade does this thing every year where they go to this place called Camp Joy, and it's really fun. We do a re-inactment of the Underground Railroad, but they aren't allowed to hurt us, of course. But it was really funny because we were there and they were telling us the rules(by the way, all the counselors are really funny and cool) and they were asking us what to do and what not to do and some kid said something about throwing rocks at squirrels. They said that we could get strikes and if we got 3 we would be sent home. So they did a play of what would happen.

Elliot: Kevin, what did you do to get strike one?

Kevin: I threw a rock at a squirrel.

Elliot: What if you hit the squirrel? It could've died.

Kevin: Sorry.

Later.

Elliot: Kevin! What did I tell you about throwing rocks at squirrels?

Kevin: It was a turtle!

Elliot: Fine, don't throw rocks at anything!

Kevin: Okay.

Later. Kevin goes up and picks a kid up from the audience.

Elliot: What are you doing!

Kevin: Oh, I thought he was a rock!

Elliot: You have strike 3 I'm calling your mama!

Elliot calls his mom.

Elliot: Umm, hello. Yeah, your son is going home.(then he pretends to be the mom) Oh, what happened to him?(back to himself) Well, actually he HAS to go home.(mom) WHAT! LET ME SPEAK TO THAT BOY!"

Kevin: Uh, hey mom.

Mom(Elliot): You walking, boy!

Kevin:Okay, it's not that far from here.

Mom: What did you do?!

Kevin:Uh, I threw a rock at a squirrel, then I threw a rock at a turtle, then I threw a kid.

Mom: Oh, you are in for a whipping!

Kevin: Yes, mom.

Okay, the play is over now.

Elliot: So, you aren't really going to walk but still, your parents are either going to take you home in three places. One, if you're lucky, the backseat; Two, the trunk, hey, at least your shielded from the wind and rain; And three, if you're parents are really mad, they'll strap you to the roof!

Okay, sorry that probably took forever, but I think that's hilarious. I have a ton of other funny stories, but it would take you a year to read them all.

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If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)