HI FANFICTION PEOPLE!!

name: I would tell you but then i would have to kill you, and that would just be to troublesome.

Nick name: Hikari(light)

gender:last time i checked female.

A bit about myself: I'm a 14 year old girl. i have three voices in my head with minds of their own, Kyo and Hikari, who really love to try and drive me insane, and Daisuke, the annoyingly loveable bi-sexual. Hikari's a perve, Kyo is the Emo one, and Daisuke is the overly bubbly guy. So yeah, try living with them bugging you every minute of the day!

Hikari: oh you know you love it!

Hime: blush N-nuh uh! and quit with the creepy pictures!

Hikari: don't you mean smexy?

Hime: Kyo tell hikari to leave me alone!

Kyo: C'mon Hikari. Why don't you go talk to Naruto about ramen or something...

Hikari: Okay!

Hime: Oh and sometimes the characters of certain animes like to bug me as well. so i'm never safe. not even in my mind.

Daisuke: Singing random songs I kissed a girl and i liked it!

Plans for the future: i plan on unleashing my awesome-ness on the unsuspecting world around us. i also want to grow up to be an assasin. in other words a modern day ninja.

Dislikes: PREPS! need i say more?

Sakura Haruno: useless bitchy prep

dark chocolate: to bitter

karin: Kreepy sasuke obsessed slut i mean c'mon! "Sasuke! BITE ME!" how messed up is that?

Bush: what has he done to help this country?

there i'm not a very hateful person (at least i think so)

cyber buddies!:Sporks rule, Shadow Dragon13 The Exorcist, those are currently all my friends on fanfic!

FAV NARUTO COUPLES!!

SASUHINA: awesome-est naruto couple ever!! so KAWAII!! they belong together. match made in anime heaven

naruhina: hinata gets what hinata wants

gaahina: hey gaara needs love too and hinata has plenty of it

narutema: i don't know...read it once and fell in love

shikaino: love it.

shikatema: very cute

naruino: 2 loud optimistic blonds...need i say more

narusaku:adorable but not as much as sasuhina

itahana: its cute and funny if written well.

HATED NARUTO COUPLES

sasusaku:i would say its cute but then i'd have to register in hell for lying to myself and and everyone reading this.

sasukari: great...thanks now i have to mop up my vomit

sakugaa:my friend and i both agree that sakura does not belong with either gaara or sasuke

sasuino: not possible and thats pretty much it

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20.yell unneccesary noises while hitting random objects

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Fav Quotes!!

I'm the kinda person that laughs at jokes 3 times. 1. When it's told 2. When it's explained to me 3. 5 minutes later when I actually get it!(for me so true its sad)

i'm the kinda person who breaks out laughing in the middle of class at a joke i heard yesterday.(my friend told me i do this a lot)

Shhh...you hear that...that is the sound of you not talking and I rather enjoy it."

"When in doubt...ask a fortune cookie!"

"Life is like a bowlful of Jello; the only time you should truly worry about it, is when it's standing completely still." -Anon.

"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke

"If you had used that lump three feet above your ass, you still might've had your soul. (Turns to Hiei) Make that two feet for you." -Genkai

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."

Smile, it makes people wonder what your up too.

"This my Evil Black Binder of Doom. I wanted it to be the Evil Black Binder of Doomy Evilness from the Seven Hells of Hades...but I ran out of room on the side." Psychos-Anonymous

"If your in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real hand grenade at them." Psychos-Anonymous

"Hate is what I am, Love is what I'm not"

"Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them"

Nobody can make you mad, only you can do that. So if you killed someone, they got themselves killed. Either way, they get away with making you mad and you get away with murder. Funny

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'

I intend to live forever--so far, so good.

If my calculations are correct: SLINKY+ESCALATOR=EVERLASTING FUN!

Nothing inspires me more than the desire to bang my head against the wall and knock myself unconscious

Before you insult someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, so when you do insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

DON'T FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS...I WALK INTO WALLS!(so true)

“I’m no physician but there appears to be a knife in my arm.” THUNK “Okay who is throwing those!?” Gaara from KowaretaHikari's "Gaara's fun time."

"We're alike." Gaara firmly stated and Sakura suddenly had an image in her mind of him jumping around Suna as enthusiastic as her blond teammate, shouting 'Kazekage! I'm the Kazekage! Hell Ya! Take that you pitiful morons!'”-Anonymous Laughter

Love is a rose; it Dies(it so is)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." from Mel Brooks

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. " from Steven Wright

"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us."

"Know what I was saying? No. Neither do I. Frightening isn's it?"

""Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?"

'Well ain't you just a extra crispy bucket of stupidity."

""Your just jealous 'cause the voices are only talking to me!"

"Eat right, Exercise, die anyway!"

""Boldly going nowhere."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"Never say "OOPS!" Always say "Ah, Interesting!"

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"Dude, where’s my life?"

"How 'bout you go play "Drink what’s under the sink!"

"I hate my life, and my life hates me."

"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite!"(i may not believe in gawd but i think this quote is funny)

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter

best friend: would laugh and send this to all their online buddies

"People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!" -LOL I have no idea who made this...but I love it!"Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself" -unknown (but so damn true)

"Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh" -Unknown

"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe (so that's why I was born here...makes sense) -Unknown

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon..." - Unknown

"Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott

"We will either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

How Troublesome

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

- Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.

-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."

-- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. -- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

-- I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

-- I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
-- Instant gratification takes too long.

-- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

-- Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.

-- The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

-- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

-- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

-- I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

-- Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

-- All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!

-- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

-- Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies XD

-- I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.

-- I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

-- Finals equals academic suicide

-- Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck

-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

-- I'm sleeping...Please IM me quietly XD

-- Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D

-- The walls told me not to talk to you.

-- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.(i'm still a virgin)

-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.

-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!

-- Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?

-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be canceled.

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

-- In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.

-- If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

-- Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.

-- Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.

-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.

-- Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what can I say?

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!-(if you get this on the first try congrats your brain functions better than mine)-my friend erin

-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

-- There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

"I am lost. I have gone to look for myself. If I get back, before I return, please tell me to wait."

"Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to un ring a bell."

"That'll happen when God kisses Satan and everyone claps"

"Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules."

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys then so much."

"Those who care don't matter and those who matter won't care."

"If you love something, set it free; if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was."

“Behind every nothing is a little something.”

“…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…”

“Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.”

"FEAR: Fuck Everything And Run."

"True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending."

"Prepared for the worst. Hoping for the best"

''Never knock on Death's door" "Ring the bell and run instead''

"The lack of evidence does not signify the evidence's lack. Just because we did not confirm with our own two eyes does not mean something does not exist"

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough,”

"Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you."

"While evil and cruel, the Devil took care of his own."

40 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew:

1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3) Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6) Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7) Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
8) Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
9) Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10) Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11) Shopping is not sport.
12) Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13) You have enough clothes.
14) You have too many shoes.
15) Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16) Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18) No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19) Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20) Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25) Check your oil.
26) Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29) Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30) If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31) If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32) Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33) Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done but not both
35) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36) Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37) Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38) Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39) Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines
40) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

(i cried so much when i read these 2 poems. don't fear letting your emotions out)

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye”

My name is Sarah

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

And I cannot see.

I must be stupid

And I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still wanna hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake

I'm all alone.

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car.

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls.

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl.

He hits me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much to late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again!

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please! Let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE NEEDS TO STOP!!

Fav copy & paste!!1

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Cookies is a strange word, why were they called that? because you cook them? well, you don’t really cook them, you bake them, so why aren’t they called bakeys or something? if you agree with this copy and paste it onto your profile!

there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this to your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy (this is stuff I do) is when you're off in your own little world, and you think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile. (sad isn't it?)

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say to the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now? Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." Or “who, me? Why of course! We have a club T-shirt too!”, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, WolfChibi-Chan, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, BJA Fan, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Spymaster-E, Shanny-Boo, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sneezed out of your mouth, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (I annoy people in real life, characters in fanfics and flamers... I HATE flamers)

I don’t understand people who are satisfied with normal... I’m weird, I’m crazy, I’m the center attraction, and I go against the grain! If you do too, add your name and copy this to your profile! KowaretaHikari, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you copied these into your profile, copy this into your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~ If you would like to see Kikyo's head on a fencepost, put this in your profile.

~ A friend tries to help you when you get hurt. A true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying "Dude, you're an idiot!"

~ If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile.

~ Fanfiction: My anti-drug. Because, who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?~ Manga: My other anti-drug. Because how could you possibly afford drugs when you're addicted to manga?~ If you've ever laughed at something you know isn't supposed to be funny, put this on your profile.

~ If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

~ If you immediate reaction to someone calling you crazy is to say you’re awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you are, or know, anyone that is obsessed with Sasuke, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!

If you've went on someone's profile just for because you wanted to stalk them on Fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever stared, blank-faced, unblinkingly, jaw-slack, empty minded for one minute or more copy and paste this into your profile.

To you Orochimaru is Michael Jackson or Gene Simmons? You decide! Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke is pretty fly for a white guy copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile.

Cont how many anime/mangas you've read/watched. If it's over twenty go get your Otaku belt at the white house. If you know someone who is weird enough to do this copy and paste this into your profile.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny