The truth will hurt. Are you willing to go through that pain?
The name is Sarah. I live in a place with a time. i've been to every state on the East Coast, Nevada, Arizona, Wyoming and Utah. I love to travel. It what lets me escape my problems...
I'm five four and no longer growing. i've got short dyed black hair that it a total freak job. i've got green eyes that change different shades depending on the weather. my fingers are the brilliant shade of black and they have some friends, my rings. I wear glasses. people assume i'm smart becasue of it. i'm not smart. Sure, i've got the IQ of 125, but the things that come from my mouth are the farthest from intelegent. As my friend, Britt, says, i'm pretty damn Zen. i don't get angry. i'm pretty mellow for a girl who's not on pot. :P
PM me. talk. i want to talk to you.
I have a faux family among my friends.
Wife: Taylor
Vampire Sissy: Sara
Favorite son: Jake
2nd favorite son: Poop (me and Jake drew him in science class)
Mental Baby: Kyra (featured in Forbidden.) (i had a dream i was pregnant.)
Mommy: Jessica
Abusive step daddy- Veronica
pedophile aunt- Britt (She gave me a maternaty hat when i was mentally imprgnated.)
my pimp: Gian
Twin: paige
i love my friends. i'd die for them. they rock out loud.
i am starting at my sixth school next week (whaa whaa...). I'm not even ready for summer to end.
My bestest friend since before i was born is a good writer. her name is Abby. i based the character in Never A Bella after her. her biggest dream. Her penname is INVX. she doesn't even know what that stands for, so for cereal, don't ask me.
My mom and dad have been divorced for almost two years now, but separated for that last nine. I've got two brother's Travis and Devin. Travis is the big scary guy who (apperantly) is attractive. Devin is a nine year old perv that knows exactly what to say to cheer you up. Mom's a holistic healer; a shaman. Dad's an automotive doctor.
Love Willingly
Sarah
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THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES (These have all happened):
Me: how can you fall asleep listening to crap?
Devin (my 9 yr old brother): what?
Me: that stuff on your radio. you fell asleep listening to it.
Devin: oh, RAP!
Me: oh, well excuse me if it's one freaking letter off!
Brittany: so i guess if you go down...
Me: you're going down on me...
Sara: Shnoz
me: shnoz?
Sara: shnoz. it's the german word for nose...
Me: i thought that it was booze...
Sara: no, that's Shnapps.
Me: i thought THAT was SHNOPPS!
Thomas (Justine's Dad): what do you want for breakfast?
Justine: spicy chicken strips.
Thomas: they're in the freezer. Sara?
Sara: Grilled Cheese.
Thomas: Justine, make Sara a grilled Cheese.
Justine: okay.
Thomas: that about you Sarah?
Me: i want a turkey cheeseburger.
Thomas: for breakfast?
Me: You let Justine had spicy chicken strips and Sara have a grilled cheese and i cant have a freaking turkey cheeseburger?
Devin: Sarah! Abby! watch me run. (starts to run.)
Me and Abby: trip... trip... trip!
Abby (watching a movie one night): oh my god! he tripped! His face is in a puddle!
Me:Oh, no! a tree just fell on him and he can't get his face out of the puddle! HE'S GOING TO DROWN IN THE PUDDLE!
Daiquan (Devin's friend): Sarah, guess what!
Me: what?
Daiquan: Devin carried Diamond allthe way from his room to the living room!
Me: why...?
Daiquan: because we were playing deers and Diamond was hurt so Devin had to take her to the hospital.
Me: ...
Daiquan: what?
Me: (starts to laugh) you were playing DEER? why?
Daiquan: ... i'm not sure...
Me: god, dude! don't you have a house?
Daiquan: yeah, i just don't live there.
Me: rawr.
Devin: can we take a drunk picture?
Dad (who is in the other room and only heard 'drunk'): WHAT?
Justine: we can do whatever, but at eight sharp, we're watching the Prego Show.
Me and Sara: the WHAT NOW?
Justine: it's about a freshman who get's pregnant at band camp.
Me:...
Sara: CLICHE!!
Mom: what are you reading?
Me: twilight.
Mom: what is it about?
Me:A girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen--
Mom: EDWARD CULLEN?
Me: yeah...
Mom: he's the doctor who gave birth to you
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Me: hey, Mom, guess what.
Mom: what?
Me: Me and Sara are starting a band.
Mom: oh really?
Me: yeah. guess what it's called.
Mom: Open your Mind To the Future?
Me: close but no. it's called Hyperbotastic! (pronounced hi-perb-oh-tast-ik)
Me: what... is that? do i see pink?
Dad: what?
Me: You're doing man laundry! why do i see pink?
Dad: there' is no pink!
Me: yes there is! right freaking there! Devin! did yo steal my shirt again?
Devin: crap. i got caught...
Mom: Damn!
Me: what?
mom: The fucking ants got into my brand new Agave! stupid little fuckers!
Me: that just sucks!
Me: (asleep)
Mom: Sarah! Wake up?
Me: What?
Mom: get up honey. you have to get some pajamas on.
Me: why are you still up?
Mom: I'm about to take a bath.
Me: What time is it?
Mom: two.
Me: Two AM?
Mom: yeah...
Me: YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE A BATH AT 2 AM??
Me: (looking through some nail polishes and finds a light purple one) this is pretty.
Mom: it's called Liberated Lilac.
Me: huh... (looks though bag again)
Mom: what are you looking for now?
Me: Fabricated Freesias
Mom: You found a place?
Travis (my 19 yr old brother): yeah
Mom: where?
Travis: Manassas
Mom: oh, god
Me: what?
Mom: you've become a Manasshole.
Me and Travis: MOM!
Me: oh, you like Taylor.
Curly (AKA Gian): No I don't
Me: yeah you do. i've seen the texts
Taylor's face: i'm going to kill you
Curly's face: holy crap holy crap holy crap!
Sara: what?
Me: Kidding.
Curly: (sighs in releif)
Taylor: (mouths) i will kill you!
Me: i'm pacing my house, that's what i'm having for breakfast
Sara: tasting?
Me: no, pacing
Sara: oh, PACING! why don't you taste your house?
Me: ew. gross, Devin lives here
Sara: i lick my house. (She was totally joking)
Sara: you got a 60 dollar bill
Me: oh, that's possible!
Sara: yeah. i got a 600 dollar bill!
me: Oh! racist aginst us chicken people!
Sara: yeah. but later on, you trade in chicken for fish
me: so i become a fish girl?
Sara: yeah
Me: then they're racist agianst chicken AND fish people!
Sara: shmoke in a pankake?
Me: dude! this omelet is huge!
Sara: why don't i have a huge omelet?
Me: becasue you're having Englesh Muffens, that's why.
Later... Me: i want some homefries.
Sara: Give me some homefries!
Me: i don't have any! that's why i said i wanted some!
Sara: dude, i'm going to order some homefries
Me: and not eat them?
Sara: NO! i'm going to order hashbrowns from IHOP and go get them in my mom's boyfriend's truck.
Me: (braclet pinches me in resilt of Devin hitting my arm) OW! damn you.
Devin: Sarah, guess what?
Me: what?
Devin: fuck you (remember, now. he's nine)
Sara: you can't grasp... the concept... of screamo (sneezes)
Sara: you need to get a haircut, Tim
Me: get a buzz cut!
Tim: no, my head is shaped funny!
Me: My name has double "Ds" in it. and double "ks!"
Sara: well, that would be triple Ds and double Ks.
Me: what ever! wait a sec... he he he...
Sara: that's sick. beisdes, that's no match for my... Y!
Me: yeah, if you add all mine up, all you get is like a Q.
Sara: a Q is still pretty big!
Me: it's like hot-air baloons protruding from your chest.
Sara: what about Ys!!
Me: that would be like... mountains... protuding from your chest.
Sara: wow... 'it's cold in here!'
Me: That would REALLY be like mountains!
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A Funny Story about me and my friends: Me and my friends were in the gym listening to Mr. C talk about the DC trip. we were all psyched about it. well, not me. I used to live there. So, it's all quiet except for Mr. C talking about the itinarrary, when suddenly, Ronnie Radke form Escape The Fate starts singing from Brittany's phone. "ONE LAST CHANCE TO REVERSE THIS CURSE!" Brittany goes, "Shit! cough! cough!" so, Sara, Britt, Justine, Jake, Dekker, Veronica, Jessica, Gian, Shaun and Me start haking up a lung, cutting Mr. C off. Everyone is staring at us. we're all caughing our brains out while Britt is trying to trun her phone off. And not just Mr. C was staring, no it was everyone in the Gym. we started to laugh under breath as Mr. C and the rest of the teachers were trying to figure out why the ten of us started to sponatiously start coughing at the same time. The End
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there were three things going through my mind when Renesmee called Edward "daddy" in Breaking Dawn.
1) aww, that's cute
2) wait, now Edward's old...
3) i wish my dad was Edward! Dad! get your fat ass off the couch and eat some mountain lions Vamp Style!
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