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Author has written 19 stories for Psych, Numb3rs, Harry Potter, and NCIS. NOTE: So, to all those who've been looking forward to a sequel to Unspeakable...well, remember in my author's note that I wrote it all really depends on how life goes for me? Yeah, well my mother's recently been diagnosed with breast cancer and my brother's response to that was to start shooting up heroin. As such, the sequel has been temporarily postponed. I've actually got a bit of it done, but I don't want to start something until I can really dedicate myself to it. Sorry to disappoint you all. Hola. No hablo english. So leave me alone. I kid, I kid. As for FanFiction, I like reading slash, gen, and het, but you'll find most of what I write will be slash or general. I tried writing a het story before...it didn't work out and ended up at the bottom of my trash bin... Now then, on with the official shit! Real Name: Samantha Favorite Fandoms: | |||||||
1. Unspeakable » reviewsTony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,094 - Reviews: 540 - Updated: 7-9-11 - Published: 8-24-10 - Harry P. & Tony D. - Complete2. Absolut reviewsDon/Charlie WARNING: incest, underage sex, angst, language. "The problem with Don's addiction is that it lives, breathes, follows him everywhere, and won't stop going through his stuff."Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-2-10 - Don E. & Charlie E. - Complete3. Burton Guster's Survival Handbook reviewsGus/Shawn WARNING:...fluff? "After two and a half decades with Shawn, Gus has learned there are certain rules to follow if he wants to keep his sanity."Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-26-09 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S.4. Wings, Optional reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: angst and mentions of previous domestic abuse. "Just keep breathing, he tells himself. And eventually you'll stop forgetting how to." SEQUEL to 'Those Wise Little Monkeys'Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-28-09 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete5. Those Wise Little Monkeys reviewsShawn/OMC, kinda pre-slash Lassiter/Shawn WARNING: domestic abuse and angsty again. "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil. Works well for monkeys, but not for people."Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-28-09 - Published: 4-1-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete6. Radom Idiocy reviewsGen. "Pity the new players on the SBPD team who have to learn about Shawn Spencer."Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-18-09 - Shawn S. - Complete7. Less Tragedy, Please reviewsCarlton/Shawn, strong Gus/Shawn friendship WARNING: character death, drug use, and insanity. ...I like making Shawn coo-coo... "You don't know what you've got until it's gone...then you wonder where it went."Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-1-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete8. A Gainer By Loss reviewsGus/Shawn WARNING: character death, angst, and smut. "Death has this strange effect on life...it makes you realize you have one."Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-1-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete9. Life Choices reviewsGus/Shawn WARNING: suicidal themes, slightly angsty, and some hurt/comfort at the end. "Gus finds out Shawn once made a choice no one should have to consider."Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-1-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete10. Shadow Under My Door » reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: reference to rape, angsty until the last chapter, and insanity. "Shawn's afraid of the dark, but he's got a good reason, he swears."Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete11. Four Letter Words reviewsPre-slash Gus/Shawn "Fate, Lost, Loud, and Pact. Four stages of their relationship through Gus' eyes."Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete12. Sex Doesn't Kill People reviewsCarlton/Shawn "Sex doesn't kill people...but Shawn just might."Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete13. Drugged » reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: drug use, attempted rape, and some smut. "Shawn gets into a bit of trouble during an undercover assignment and Lassie has to take care of the aftermath."Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete14. Desideratum reviewsGus/Shawn WARNING: Shawn being...just a plain old weirdo. "Shawn has some...interesting idiosyncrasies, but Gus loves him anyway."Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-31-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete15. Love Notes reviewsGus/Shawn WARNING: combination of some angst and fluff. Odd, huh? "When they talked, Shawn kept them on mundane topics. He answers all of Shawn's questions, but doesn't get to ask many of his own. He doesn't tell Shawn he still has all the notes."Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-31-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete16. One Calm Summer Night reviewsGen. Strong Gus/Shawn friendship. WARNING: character death, underage alcohol use, mentions of rape, and implication of suicide. "Certain things about Shawn scare Gus."Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-08 - Burton G./Gus & Shawn S. - Complete17. Answer Me reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: character death, serious angsty themes and mild insanity, I suppose. "His self-isolation makes hell look more like heaven with every passing day."Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete18. Birthday Blues » reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: slightly angsty, then smut, then fluff...in that order. "His first birthday home in tweleve years. Maybe next year will be better."Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete19. Memento reviewsCarlton/Shawn WARNING: kinda graphic character death and some serious angst here. "They were supposed to have a happily ever after and get a dog for Shawn to name Lassie. It was a bright and sunny afternoon, and it shouldn't be."Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-31-08 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete