Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
Some stuffs about me
Name: It's in my penname
Japanese Name (Cause I am that bored): Taiki (Large raidience) Akimoto (True Autumn)
Age: Somewhere between 0 and 150
". . . I have many likes and dislikes. Dreams for the future? Hmm... Well, I have a lot of hobbies."
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Position: Log Worshipper.
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Axel/Lea or Roxas
2. Your favorite KH girl?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
6. Least Favorite World?
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Oathkeeper & Oblivion
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final Form! Final Form!
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
SoKai. Must I explain?
12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Riku. "You're gonna lose it ALL!"
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
YAOI EXISTS TO BE MADE FUN OF! ALL HAIL THE LOG!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
I have no clue, actually.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Seriously, who thought of this? Whoever did is one jealous KH fan.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine! Cause HaynOlette.
22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
CoM? Yeah. Re:CoM? No.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) character from the game, who would it be?
Axel! Got it memorized?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Roxas. Happy teenage life is a LIE!
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Took two months to find one Torn Page?
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I did not. But either Roxas or Axel. Or Xemnas. Liiiiiiiiightsaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeer...
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
(Paraphrased) "AL! *flies up and smothers Pete* It's been eons! Cosmic travel can get so LONELY without a friend! Hey, Al? Have you been putting on weight? Oh, of course you have; you're living at the PALACE now, baby!" "Hey, Genie!" "Huh? *looks at Alladin, then Pete, then back, then drops Pete and hugs Alladin* AL!"
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Organization XIII, Drive Forms, Port Royal, etc.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
HET! *stared at* Fine... Uh, AkuRoku, if I have to...
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
DAMN YOU FANGIRLS! Zemyx...
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai, dammit! It's pretty much canon!
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea-Salt! I want ice cream!
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi or Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Xion, Kairi, Namine, Yuffie
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Naruto; Doctor Who.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Axel and Reno.
Does Roxas and Ventus count? If so, then those two, as well as Sora and Vanitus.
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. DRIVE FORMS AND ORG. XIII!
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Drive forms, Organization XIII, Xion, Keyblades, Yuffie, uh... XD
Story Challenges (PM to claim one):
Okay! So I was out today, and was looking at Naruto/DBZ crossovers on my phone. As most know, Goku's full JP name is Son Goku. Then I remembered (and if you get spoiled here, sorry): the Four-Tailed Monkey's name, as given by the Six-Path Sage, was Son Goku!
So here's the challenge: Both of these Son Gokus are one and the same. Yep; the Savior of the World is now a huge red monkey with four tails sealed in an Iwa ninja (named Roshi! I bet Kishimoto-sensei had to actively keep from adding knock-offs of the Dragonballs themselves), who must be at least a recurring character. That is the only requirement for that story! Have a ball, and give me a link when you post it!
Second story challenge. So, if anyone has followed me, you know I flopped with Forever Brothers. I have ADD. Sue me. So, rather than try (and fail) to come up with chapters for it, I leave the story to whoever thinks they can do it!
First is, like with Sasuke, who knew nothing of the coup, Mikoto is spared when Itachi massacures the Uchiha clan because she was against it. I also prefer (not require, though) that she knows of Itachi's mission. She moves into an apartment with Sasuke, and sooner or later (definitely before the Genin Exams, preferably before they enter the Acadamy) adopts Naruto.
Second, no yaoi with characters who are confirmed straight. Namely, Naruto and Sasuke, and to a lesser extent, Kakashi. Naruto was pining after Sakura for at least his last Acadamy year, most likely longer. Sasuke wishes to revive his clan. Being the heir of a powerful clan most likely means Sasuke knows he needs a wife for that. Kakashi reads porn by Jiraiya. Considering it has no BL (and most likely has yuri), and Kakashi probably wears two masks to cover nosebleeds...
Third, no harems. Or pairings with at least 10 years difference. Examples would be Naruto/Sakura/Hinata/any third girl. I am fine with love-triangles (SakuNaruHina). And Naruto should not be with anyone older than Hana Inuzuka.
And that's it for requirements. Other than the yaoi deal and the harem deal, pairings are free for you to choose; I would like a NaruHina and/or SasuSaku, but that's me. Have fun!
Other parts are under construction! I think...
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