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Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter. GRYFFINDOR WINS THE SPRING HOUSE CUP WITH 382 POINTS! Second Place Goes To Slytherin With 257 Points! Third Place Goed To Ravenclaw With 236 Points! And Lastly, Fourth Place Goes To Hufflepuff With 178 Points! You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when... 1. You start confusing it with the books. 2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books. 3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon. 4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character. 5. And so was Mark Evans. 6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis. 7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!" 8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!" 9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be. 10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die. I am cursed. I started with two bunnies, but then - as bunnies are wont to do - THEY MULTIPLIED. Cue scarily evil music. OH NO! ONE OF THEM ESCAPED! Ooh! Look out he's heading your way! It's a she! Sorry! She slipped out of my grasp. Get her! Oh Merlin's most volumous cloak! Is that - what I think it is? Back up slowly. Make no sudden moves. We don't want to provoke her. I've been spotted. Save yourself! I'm not leaving without you! Then you'll have to take the rabid plot-bunny along as well! She's not letting go of me! Ooh pretty! I like! She's got you too! Someone save us! The rabid plot-bunny has kidnapped me. She won't let me go until I finish writing the end of her story. The problem - I'm still working on the middle of her story. SIGH. Stupid bunnies. They just had to be so cute with their little pink noses, and brown and white fur, and one blue eye and one brown on the baby bunny. SIGH. Cue bunny theme song. Favorite Quotes Giving Up On A Dream Doesn't Hurt As Much When You Do It For Someone You Love...Unknown One Must Dare To Be Himself, However Frightening Or Strange That Self May Prove To Be...Unknown It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Get You...Henry Kissinger You Can't Steal Second Base and Keep One Foot On First...Unknown Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver...Unknown Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest...Unknown You Know, Nasty Little Fellows Such As Yourself Always Get Their Comeuppance...Evelyn...The Mummy Patience is a Virtue...Not Right Now It isn't...Evelyn, Rick...The Mummy To Be Prepared For War is One of The Most Effectual Means of Preserving Peace...President George Washington I Believe There Are More Instances of the Abridgement of the Freedom of the People by Gradual and Silent Encroachments of Those in Power Than by Violent and Sudden Usurpations...President James Madison It is Easier To Do a Job Right Than To Explain Why You Didn't...President Martin Van Buren An Honorable Defeat is Better Than a Dishonorable Victory...President Millard Fillmore A Man is Known By the Company He Keeps, And Also By the Company From Which He is Kept Out...President Stephen Grover Cleveland Above All, Tell the Truth...President Stephen Grover Cleveland That's All a Man Can Hope For During His Lifetime - To Set an Example - And When He is Dead, To Be an Inspiration For History....President William McKinley In the Time of Darkest Defeat, Victory May Be Nearest...President William McKinley Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...President Theodore Roosevelt Some People Call Me an Idealist. Well, That is the Way I Know I Am an American. America is the Only Idealistic Nation In the World....President Thomas Woodrow Wilson We Grow Great By Dreams. All Big Men are Dreamers...President Thomas Woodrow Wilson The Only Thing We Have To Fear is Fear Itself...President Franklin Delano Roosevelt Happiness Lies In the Joy of Achievement And the Thrill of Creative Effort...President Franklin Delano Roosevelt A Pessimist is One Who Makes Difficulties of His Opportunities And an Optimist is One Who Makes Opportunities of His Difficulties....President Harry S. Truman I Never Saw a Pessimistic General Win a Battle...President Dwight D. Eisenhower Always Give Your Best, Never Get Discouraged, Never Be Petty; Always Remember, Others May Hate You. Those Who Hate You Don't Win Unless You Hate Them. And Then You Destroy Yourself...President Richard Nixon We Must Adjust To Changing Times And Still Hold To Unchanging Principles...President James Carter Jr. If You Don't Feel Something Strongly You're Not Going To Achieve...President George W. Bush A Woman is Like a Teabag - You Never Know How Strong She is Until She Gets In Hot Water...Eleanor Roosevelt Do What You Feel In Your Heart To Be Right - For You'll Be Criticized Anyway. You'll Be Damned if You Do, And Damned if You Don't....Eleanor Roosevelt Great Minds Discuss Ideas; Average Minds Discuss Events; Small Minds Discuss People...Eleanor Roosevelt Learn From the Mistakes of Others. You Can't Live Long Enough To Make Them All Yourself...Eleanor Roosevelt No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent...Eleanor Roosevelt Never Bend Your Head. Hold It High. Look the World Straight In the Eye...Helen Keller One Can Never Consent To Creep When One Feels an Impulse To Soar...Helen Keller The Best And Most Beautiful Things In the World Cannot Be Seen or Even Touched. They Must Be Felt Within the Heart....Helen Keller I Am Not Afraid of Storms, For I Am Learning How To Sail My Ship...Louisa May Alcott Courage is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway...John Wayne Life is Hard; It's Harder If You're Stupid...John Wayne A Man Ought To Do What He Thinks is Right...John Wayne If Everything isn't Black And White, I Say, "Why the Hell Not?"...John Wayne A Learned Blockhead is a Greater Blockhead Than an Ignorant One...Benjamin Franklin Education Without Values, as Useful as It is, Seems Rather To Make a Man a More Clever Devil...C.S. Lewis Experience: That Most Brutal of Teachers. But You Learn, My God Do You Learn...C.S. Lewis It is the Job That is Never Started That Takes Longest To Finish...J.R.R. Tolkien The Wise Speak Only of What They Know...J.R.R. Tolkien You Can Only Come To the Morning Through the Shadows...J.R.R. Tolkien I Don't Know Half of You Half as Well as I Should Like; And I Like Less Than Half of You Half as Well as You Deserve....J.R.R. Tolkien Courage is Found in Unlikely Places...J.R.R. Tolkien Fair Speech May Hide a Foul Heart...J.R.R. Tolkien Many That Live Deserve Death. And Some That Die Deserve Life. Can You Give It To Them? Then Do Not Be Too Eager To Deal Out Death In Judgement. For Even the Very Wise Cannot See All Ends...J.R.R. Tolkien Faithless is He That Says Farewell When the Road Darkens...J.R.R. Tolkien All We Have To Decide is What To Do With the Time That is Given To Us...J.R.R. Tolkien It Takes a Great Deal of Courage To Stand Up To Your Enemies, But Even More To Stand Up To Your Friends....J.K. Rowling It is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities...J.K. Rowling The Best of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words...J.K. Rowling It Matters Not What Someone is Born, But What They Grow To Be...J.K. Rowling What's Comin' Will Come And We'll Meet It When It Does...J.K. Rowling You Sort of Start Thinking Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve...J.K. Rowling Fear of a Name Only Increases Fear of the Thing Itself...J.K. Rowling It Does Not Do To Dwell on Dreams And Forget To Live...J.K. Rowling 06/01: Gryffindor wins the Spring House Cup, so contrats to all lions. September is the start of a new term and is when the next House Cup will be awarded. 04/28: Just a reminder to you all that you should let me know if you have taken part in the House Cup in the past and have recently changed your screen name. Also if you answer a question and have not yet told me what house you are in, please do so. I have not yet conquered the art of telepathy, though if I did, I would use it to make a fortune in the Stock Market. 03/22: I am working on the updates and hope to have at least one done tonight. Hey, everyone. I really love reviews so please write some. Also please take part in the House Cup Challenge, see below. In my stories I will be asking trivia questions. If you get the answer right, you pick the house that your points are for. September 1st is the new deadline. The house with the most points wins the House Cup. You will get 10 bonus points if you catch a movie reference that I did not ask a trivia question for. Note: If I state, anywhere in the story, the name of the movie, then no points will be awarded. Also: If you toss out a suggestion that I like, and I use it in a story, you will get bonus points. Points depend on how good the suggestion was. Reviewers get 1 point for the house of their choice. If no house is specified, then no points are given. GRYFFINDOR 1 HUFFLEPUFF 0 RAVENCLAW 0 SLYTHERIN 36 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. Note: I am not now, nor have I ever been J. K. Rowling. | |||||||
1. What To Do? part 2 » reviewsObviously a sequel. They finished book one. What will Dumbledore decide? Moera has a surprise for the group. More insane comments from the Marauders. Not to mention the twins. Click here to join the insanity...erm...book club.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,658 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 9-27-08 - Harry P.2. Bill Weasley's Great Adventure » reviewsCompletely AU. This is the tale of how Bill Weasley came to know Athena, and how he met Raven. Involves a time-turner, two bottles of Firewhiskey, a gorgeous brunette, a match, a rival from school days, a curse, and a giant vat of honey.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 10-2-08 - Bill W. & Rowena R.3. Why Percy And The Twins Don't Get Along reviewsA behind the scenes look at the relationship between two of our favorite pranksters and their brother.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-09 - Percy W. & Fred W. - Complete4. How Sirius Knew That His Mother Hated Him reviewsJK Rowling left a lot of speculation about Sirius' early life. Well, you are about to find out the truth.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-27-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete5. Cupcake » reviewsThis is a George story. This is a...Don't even think about stealing my keyboard, George!...This is a story about a very sexy man...Steal it again and I will write to your mother, George Fabian Weasley!...This is a story about...Eh, you figure it out...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - George W.6. Harry Potter and the Secrets He's Kept » reviewsSequel to HPatSR. Harry & friends have a second chance, but will it make a difference? Dumbledore is faced with some difficult choices. Will he do what is right or what is easy? Can Neville step out of the shadow of his parents, and become his own person?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 7-3-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W.7. Those Who Love » reviewsLove is a reason to live when hope is gone, and fight when it seems darkness has won. Love can help overcome fear, and change the world. Sirius lives for Harry. Remus loves Dora. Minerva is in touch with her inner Slytherin. And Harry & Ginny have a bond.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,434 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-11-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W.8. A Series of Unfortunate Events reviewsHer life was perfect until THEY came into her life. How did it come to this? It all started out so perfectly.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-7-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Harry Potter and the Mysterious Professor » reviewsA mysterious man with a dark and dangerous past arrives at Hogwarts. His only goal: to train Harry Potter and teach him to live. He bears a pureblood name, but prefers Muggle things. He is an enigma. Join Harry in solving the greatest mystery of all time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Harry P.10. Riddle reviewsA riddle hangs on the wall just outside of the library.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-26-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete11. As Told By Their Friends reviewsThe gang discusses the merits of a relationship between two of their own.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-8-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete12. 100 Ways » reviews100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill HimHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 4-24-08 - Voldemort - Complete13. Happy Christmas reviewsSomeone has a very happy Christmas.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-25-08 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete14. The End reviewsThe final segment in "The Gryffindor Princess" saga. Sequel to "The Reception". “Would you please tell me how Daddy proposed, and how you got married?” “Of course, Sweetie,” Hermione said, and scooped her six year old up into her arms. “But first you haveHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-2-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete15. True Love's First Kiss reviewsHarry had a brilliant idea...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-9-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete16. That Bad reviewsIt can't be that bad!" "Oh, it really is!" This story is in response to my poll on what pairing you wanted a one-shot of next.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-28-08 - Fred W. & Hermione G. - Complete17. What To Do? » reviewsFate made a mistake, and Moera must fix it. The solution: kidnapping sixteen people and telling them the future in an attempt at changing one hardheaded Headmaster's mind.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,181 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 4-7-08 - Harry P. - Complete18. The Reception reviewsSequel to 'The Threat'. Takes place during AU HBP. Hermione realizes something about Charlie.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-17-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete19. The Threat reviewsSequel to 'The New Year'. Someone is out for revenge. And Charlie steps up to be the man Hermione needs. Contains darker themes than usual, but no darker than Deathly Hallows.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-1-08 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete20. How To Romance A Weasley Twin In Ten Easy Steps reviewsCompletely AU. Involves whoopee cushions, ears, love birds, and pranks.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 7-26-08 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete21. The New Year reviewsSequel to "The First Date". Revenge is a dish best served cold...even better when revenge involves embarassment. Charlie and Hermione's wishes for the future are revealed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-20-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete22. Harry Potter and the Secrets Revealed » reviewsPost OOTP: Ginny overhears something and decides to take control of her life. Harry makes some life changes. The results: a panicked Albus, Remus out for revenge, and a confident Neville. Sequel coming soon.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete23. The First Date reviewsSequel to 'The Birthday'. What to wear? Where to go? Do they even kiss? Will Richard murder Charlie? These questions and more are answered here.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-5-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete24. The Birthday reviewsSequel to 'The Letters'. It's Charlie's birthday!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-27-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete25. The Letters reviewsSequel to 'The Chase Begins'. Ron's letter and the repercussions.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-18-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete26. The Chase Begins reviewsSequel to 'The End of Summer'. It's Hermione's seventeenth birthday. It's the day they've been waiting for for over two years.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-18-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete27. The End of Summer reviewsSequel to 'The Boggart' and seventh in my series. The final month of summer has arrived and so have the Grangers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-9-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete28. The Boggart reviewsSequel to 'The Beginning of Summer'. Sixth in the series. Hermione finds what scares her most. Charlie talks to her about it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-9-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete29. The Beginning of Summer reviewsSequel to 'The Scare'. Hermione and Charlie arrive in Romania for the summer.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-9-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete30. The List reviewsH - Due to the betrayal of Wormtail. G - And because we're friends forever. H - We have created 'The List'. H&G - May we rot in hell before disobeying 'The List'. signed - Hermione Jane Granger & Ginevra Molly WeasleyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete31. A Tale of Six Princes reviewsHermione's daughter always thought that her mommy's stories were better that any other fairytales. So after years of persuasion Hermione has finally written down her daughter's favorite story. Note: this is a side to 'The Gryffindor Princess' universe.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-6-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete32. The Scare reviewsSequel to 'The Competition', and fourth in my series. During OOTP, post MoM battle.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-6-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete33. The Competition reviewsSequel to 'The Seeker' and third in the series. How Charlie's competition feels, and how Hermione feels about them.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-5-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete34. The Seeker reviewsSequel to 'The Gryffindor Princess'. Charlie might have been a seeker but...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-5-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete35. The Gryffindor Princess reviewsHow Hermione got her nickname.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-4-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
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