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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

The student got an A.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

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1. A Very Good Bus Ride reviews
"Yes, you are. You blush prettily, you smile prettily…everything you do is pretty…the way you groan, the way you gasp…the way you try to hold back moans when I touch you here." Naruto has fun with Sasuke on a hot bus. Pissed Sasuke!Horny Naruto! A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-27-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
2. Upon a Wish reviews
"So what kind of girl do you like, then?" Harry asked Ron out of curiosity, leaning forward. "He likes girls with black hair and green eyes." Ginny supplied. "And hero complexes." The twins said together. Ron makes a wish on shooting stars. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-24-08 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
3. The Secret Life of a High School Beggar » reviews
Naruto is going to be in a movie. Sasuke wonders why shy, innocent, cute, little Naruto has taken the role of a gothic high school kid. Discontinued, up for adoption! Lol.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 12-6-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.