Name: Fullmetal Embers

Gender: Female

Sign: Aries

Gaia name: LadyGrendel

Name mostly used on other sites: RemElric

Fav. types of fanfics: Yaoi/Slash

Fav. Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, FLCL, Darker than BLACK, Ouran High School Host Club, Michiko to Hatchin, Hell Girl

Fav. Mangas: Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Cat, Loveless

Fav. TV shows: Criminal Minds, CSI, House M.D., Bones, NCIS, Heroes, Castle, Leverage, The Dresden Files, Doctor Who, Jekyll, MASH, Dark Angel, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Sanctuary

Fav. Movies: Runaway Jury, Milk, The Mummy (1999 version), O Brother Where Art Thou?, Over the Hedge, The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, Dracula (1931 version), Hellboy, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Nightmare Before Christmas, Philadelphia, Ghostbusters, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, 12 Angry Men (1957 version), Blood: The Last Vampire, District 9, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hocus Pocus, Donnie Darko, Trick 'R Treat

Fav. Music: JRock/Pop, Indie Rock/Pop, Rock, Alternative, Classical

Fav. Authors/Poets: Holly Black, J.K. Rowling, Alex Flinn, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, John Grisham, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allen Poe, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare, Thomas Harris, Julie Anne Peters, David Levithan, Eoin Colfer, Augusten Burroughs, Darren Shan, Clive Barker, Jeff Lindsay, Rob Thurman, Jim Butcher, John Gardner, John Ajvide Lindqvist, William Gibson

Fav. Pairings:

Spock/Kirk

November 11/Hei a.k.a Jack Simon/Li Shun Sheng

Roy/Edward

Soubi/Ritsuka

Hellboy/John Myers

Grissom/Greg

Claude/Peter

House/Wilson

Morgan/Reid

McGee/DiNozzo

IMPORTANT NOTES:

~I do not believe in bashing characters I dislike in fanfics. It's distracting and annoying. If I don't like a character, I'll either kill them off early or ignore their existence. But that's just me.

~As you wait for a new chapter, please check out my friends who are also writers on this website: Sailor Emerald and Gentle Catastrophe. They love reviews as much as I do.

~Be warned, I do occasionally post a story then delete soon afterwards. Sometimes they reappear once I have more than one chapter. I'm trying to do better, I swear!

~Please check my profile every once in awhile, I'm going to start putting up polls for current/future fanfics. Opinions do matter.

STORY NEWS:

~KIRA DADDY: The third chapter has now been posted. For those of you who guessed the villian correctly, give yourselves a cookie. And I have no idea when the next chapter should be up, but please keep in mind that I WILL finish this story, even if it kills me.

~HELL AND BACK: Okay! I haven't forgotten about this story, it's just that a week of exams and the PSAT have put me behind schedule. I'll try to have the next chapter posted by the end of this week or the beginning of the next.

~ONE WORD PROMPTS: Criminal Minds drabbles. A new word every chapter. It'll probably only end once I've run out of words. Contains a sneak-peak to DESOLATION ROW.

~SECRETS OF THE KEMONO: Another story that I'll finish, even if it kills me, although I'm not sure when. I originally entertained the idea of a sequel, but I've grown tired of Naruto, so this'll probably become my last story in this category.

FE: Everyone say hello to Kobu, head Muse of the Inspiration Department.

K: -waves shyly- Hi peoples!

FE: The two of us have recently drawn a new contract. He'll appear with me in the author's note and for each flame I receive, he gets knocked on the head with a hammer.

K: Wait- what?! That wasn't in the contract!!

FE: -cackles evilly- Read the fine print, baka. -hands over contract-

K: -snatches away and puts on glasses-

FE: Like I said, he gets hammered for each flame.

K: -looks up from contract- WHAT?! THERE'S NO WAY IN HADES THAT I'LL EVER BE YOUR SLAVE!

FE: -glares- I beg to differ. There aren't any loopholes. You're stuck with me forever.

K: -shudders and turns to the audience- HELP!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella, Youkai Goddess, Fullmetal Embers

If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought of something crazy and 3/4 voices in your head told you to do it, and the fourth voice was your mother, paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the population is bringing sexyback. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it!

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this in your profile" sentences... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you were insane, crazy and/or random before being crazy, insane and/or random was cool copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

If you have attempted alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or clapping your hands, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Re-post if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Benltey the Great, Fullmetal Embers

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers

Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!

If you forgot your phone number when some one asked for it copy this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

.:LEARN JAPANESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage