Just call me Nin-chan or Nin-Sama or what's even better is Queen Nin because I'm going to rule the world some day and why am I telling you this...>.> you heard nothing.

Anyways I just wanted to say I will not be writing very many fics. I want to finish the entire series to give you guys the best fic I can give. I hate all those horrible stories and I want to give you the reader the best story I can give. So bear with me if my first few stories are horrible they are there so I can get used to this. Thank you

Gender: Girl

Age: I'm an Ultimate lifeform, I've been existing for thousands of years, but I do look like your average 17year old.

Favorite Anime/Manga:whistles:well I like Naruto, Shaman King, Bleach, +Anime, FullMetalAlcamist, InuYasha, Ouran Host Club, Fairy Tail, Claymore and many others that I'm to lazy to put down :P

Favorite character's and why:

Sakura(Naruto):I like Sakura (after Shippuden) because she's determined to bring back Sasuke even though he's left the village to go to Gay guy for power. I think she could be one of the strongest characters on there. Think about it. She's a medical nin whitch means she knows all of rookie 9 and Team Gai's secrets. She know's their limit and weaknesses. A person you don't want to fight.

Naruto(Naruto) :Who doesn't love the guy. he's funny, charming, loyal to his precious ones and always brightens up peoples days. He's a hard worker that you can trust to get the job done in his own special way. I have yet to see a Naruto Bashing story.

Edward Elric(FMA): I personally like to meet him and call him short. Just to see him explode. But that is not the only reson I like Him. He is also a really talented person and I cannot wait to read the end of the series.

Roy Mustang(FMA) :Who doesn't like the guy. I know die hard Edward Elric fans don't really like the guy but come on cut him some slack. He and Full metal are on Good terms now.

Kakashi(naruto) :Yes I know he is a pervert Reading those books all the time but well He doesn't read it all the time. Just on special occasions. But I will not stand in the way if someone get's his books and burns them.

InuYasha(InuYasha): Cut the guy some slack people I can't tell you how many people bash the poor dude. He is mean because his mom died when he was like five. He's mean to Shippo because Shippo is mean to him (but word is going around that now Shippo likes InuYasha as a Dad or at least older brother). I would be mean to everyone to if I had a girl sit me in the ground all the time Yeesh. All he's trying to do is help and What does Kagome do to say thank you. A big ol' SIT BOY. though it is funny to watch him being sat like in episode three and movie one.

Fluffy(Inuyasha)you people who read Inuyasha know who and what I'm talking about: Well I like this guy because under all that coldness and headslicing off He's just a Big ol' puppy. Rin proves it so. But that doesn't mean I don't respect the guy. I respect him quite a lot. I still wonder what that thing around his shoulder is a tail or a boa

Sango(InuYasha) Three words: Kick ass girl. She totally can beat anyone and everyone (exept Fluffy) Especialy Miroku.

Ichigo(Bleach): Well I don't like him that much but He's ok I guess.

Rukia(Bleach):I like Rukia because...well her drawings. I mean come on Who doesn't love those mutant bunnys and weird Hollows

Haruhi(Ouran Host Club): 8 words. The most unromantic person in the Anime world. It's always funny to see her completely diss guys (on accident). I always do love to see Hot guys who have big Ego's get a little Deflation. sigh but I don't like how she acts towards the end a little. Oh well.

Kyoya(Ouran Host Club): He is above all my most favorite male Character. Who doesn't love the way he flashes those glasses when he thinks about money. I still have to learn that trick. How he can get everything under control with a single glance. And how he's the first Demon. Ahh good times good times.

Still more to come.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into you profile while laughing your head off!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body and moves when theres no wind!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Australia so IT IS MINE!

Favorite Quotes I found everywhere:

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Remember there's no such thing as a small
act of kindness. Every act creates
a ripple with no logical end."
- Scott Adams

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

The Twilight Quiz, Are you a Sparkly Vampire?

"You, off my planet."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge"

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you

-We're all a little weird. And life's a little
weird. And when we find someone whose
weirdness is compatible with ours, we join
up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

For all the little funny quotes that made me laugh and laugh. This section is for them.

She then tilted her head up and laughed. Nobody thoght she was sane any more.- From "Boys. Hell no"

Sakura was not a very happy girl right then. Happy no. Panic yes.

There stood Haku in all his feminine glory with Hinata and her team. The brunette was gaping at his follower while Hinata fell into the ditch named ‘WE R 4 LOLITA SAKU’. Current inhabitants: Miyuki, Lee, and Tenten.

Sakura reddened like a Christmas light and quickly looked off to the side with a deep scowl. Haku slowly advanced forward, and Sakura retreated for every step he took.

“Sakura… Sakura-chan…” Haku mumbled out, his own cheeks dawning pink. Sakura became squeamish as Haku nearly collapsed on her as a very happy boy. Hinata squealed (a sound her team didn’t know she could make) and ran in place. Sakura marched out of the dango shop, only sparing a small hello and goodbye.

“…Was that Sakura?” Kiba asked; mind still not ‘in the zone’. Shino slowly nodded, he too not able to grasp reality and mirage. Hinata literally exhausted herself with unbearable adoration and Haku still leant in an odd angle. Kurenai was desperately whispering ‘kai!’ under her breath.

‘…My life is complete and I can die happy,’ Haku thought as he slowly fell farther to the ground.- From "Frost"

When Naruto mentioned Sasuke's name, she turned to him quite slowly and deliberately, only to give him the brightest, happiest smile of all, which seemed to be screaming out: I don't like you! Just you wait until I get a chance to beat your brains out!- From "In Time"

The most powerful man in Konoha suddenly found himself wishing he could cower behind his desk, as a vicious wave of killing intent washed over the room. Kakashi felt sweat trickle down the side of his face while he watched Sakura's eyes transform into slits, and then burst into fire. Her fists turned white as she clenched them

"Oh don't worry. We are good friends. Actually, we'll be the bestfriends ever." her voice was layered with a tinge of pure evil. Kakashi actually found himself taking a step back. The temperature in the room dropped by at least ten degrees. Evrything was going red...

And suddenly, it was all over. Sakura was back to normal, smiling just as sweetly as she had been before. For some reason, that scared the two shinobi more than her little outburst had. She turned and walked to the door.- From "In Time"

Naruto grinned up at her when she arrived, patting the ground next to him and scooting next to her. He silently showed her the correct buttons to press to move her car, seeming to know without being told that she hadn’t a clue what to do. On the screen, under his instruction, her sleek car ran over eight people on the side walk, uprooted two telephone poles and managed to earn her two of the stars he’d warned her meant that police were chasing her. She hit the gas trigger, speeding around a curve while Naruto and the other laughed.

She wasn’t sure what the point of the game was--if there even was one--but it was fun either way, even though instead of loosing stars she continued to gain them as she clumsily sped around corners. Naruto seemed impressed by this. “Wow Sakura. It took me a long time to get four stars!”

“I-Is that a g-good thing?” She wondered, narrowly swerving around a police barricade, unable to shake the helicopter that was flying overhead.

“Not at all!” The blonde laughed.

Sakura smashed head first into another car, sending it sliding across the street. Her hood had begun to burn and Naruto told her to get out of the car and she scrambled to do so, running from the flaming vehicle as it blew up. She blinked as the police officers around her exited their cars, shooting at her as she ran down the street and away from the chaos.

“Good god, Sakura,” Temari gasped, having come back in the room to find that twenty minutes had been enough time for Sakura to rack up five stars. “How have you not been caught yet?”

“The army is about to come in. I think.” Naruto explained to Sakura, trying to remember what had happened the last time he’d gotten that high. Sakura gasped as a police officer tried to run her over.

“W-What a v-violent m-man,” she stammered, watching her character get pummeled on all sides by at least thirty officers. Her health dropped dangerously as she stole one of the police cruisers, speeding away. “I’m g-going to d-die.”

“Yeah.” Naruto agreed, watching as she turned towards an abandoned mountain road. “You should drive off the cliff. It’s better than letting them get you.”

Sakura followed his directions, having a hard time steering with the cars behind her ramming into her tail. Finally, able to see the gray ocean before her, she crashed through a gate and over the pavement, moments later sailing through the air, the rock station screaming in the car’s stereo. She hit the water hard, watching the car sink slowly as her life drained away in a matter of seconds. She handed the controller back to Naruto, feeling strangely exhausted. - From "Blue Romance"

“Sasuke-Teme! Don’t get so close!” Sasuke just hit Naruto on the back of the head.

“Dobe! She…scares me…it’s like she’s trying to rape me with her eyes,” Naruto couldn’t believe that Sasuke said all this with a straight face.

“Oh? So your Sasuke-kun?” Sasuke cringed when he heard Karin purr out his name.

“Dobe! Look what you did! Now she knows my name!!”

“Hahaha…Gomen!”-From "Assassin by night & Nerd by Day"

I shook my head to dispel any impulses of throwing myself onto Edward right then and there. “So how’s that gonna work exactly? We stand on stage looking pretty, you say something to make me blush, then I say something to make you play the piano, after which I break down and cry because it’s too touching? Oh, and then somehow the microphone I’m holding just whacks me on the face?”

“What a wonderful performance,” murmured Jasper sarcastically.

Edward lifted a single eyebrow in curious amusement, but nodded. “That is actually possible. Now, if you please, choose our salary.”-From "Just a Human Game"

The Price of Children

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

So . . one day they will like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!

I am posting this for Lil' Yasha. Whom I belive is the BEST writer on here. If you think I'm Joking or Just Don't Agree please look at my fave Authors section. I promise you 95 of you will love her evin if you don't like InuYasha. And if Your Reading this Lil' Yasha Then thank you for the wonderful stories.

P.S. I like to put up my favorite quotes from fanfics stories. If you see your quote here and want me to either take it down or add your name to it just say so.

P.S.S I take no credit for any of the above quotes/

thank you people for listening to my Rambling. That is all.