Le Global Conquest-er is probably one of the coolest people ever. With a mediocre talent at anything literature, the Global Conquest-er is trying to take over the world, one day/week/month/year/decade/century? at a time!
And, to clear up the confusion: I am a girl.
I know, I know, that's what you get for choosing the worlds most horrific name to be your pen one.
And, it seems that people enjoy putting up stuff that they like on thier profiles, so, because I was hit by the "impulse fairy" I have decided to not do that, but instead name one of the best bands EVER, and let you live with that, for now, until
I have more time to actually devote to this stupid page. So, here it is: RASCAL FLATTS!! Listen to them, they make me SMILE!! More than any of you seem to make me do, stupid Un-reviewing PEOPLE!! Have fun with this guys, and, by the way, I rarely take anything that life hands at me with enough seriousness. Some poeple could call me "friendless" or "emo", but they would know NOTHING about me. I have friends (the only thing with that is that I can count them all on one hand) And, YES they are REAL, are you kidding me!? Now, shut your thoughts up and read! Love y'all. And, until later!
NEW STATEMENT: music related - the country song Back There Again by Blake Shelton is AMAZINGLY SPOOKY in regards to how it relates to New Moon, the book by one of the best authors out there: Stephanie Meyer.
Oooh! And, another thing to add to my list of "things I heart": Harry Potter Fanfics. There are a TON more of them that there are ones for Twilight, but, then again, they 1) have been around longer 2) there are more of them. One of the things that I think holds their appeal to me is how most of the aura's seem so, I dont know, green. The books do to. I dont know why, but apparently their innocence is lovely. It makes them sparkle (well, not really, its more of a chrome-like characteristic, if you know what I mean, which I bet you dont). The Maurader (sp?) ones, I think, are the best, because they'll still work with the Harry Potter plotline. They wouldnt kill the story and stick Neville with Draco, one thing that I find very improbable. Not to say that Neville isnt gay, but, still, that's for another day. If you want to disciss this stuff with me, PM me: I'll try to reply.
And, YEAH!! I was looking at my stats list, something I only VERY RECENTLY found out about and realized that ALOT of people are reading my stuff, and that there were over a hundred hits to my PROFILE. That alone made me smile. I DID notice though, that many people read the first chapter, less read the second, and EVEN less read the chapters going down the line. This makes me sad. If you want to read a story, then do! But if you're just going to leave at the last minute, then, well, still read, OK, I just love knowing that some people don't completely hate my stuff. And to those writers out there who rarely explore the things on their account, the stats page is a happy one. Sometimes.
Right, and to let us all know that you are dedicated to our stories (as in all of the writers here on fanfiction), PLEASE put the story (or even the author) on STORY (again, or AUTHOR) ALERT!! It makes us all feel fuzzy and warm inside, and you get emails telling you when a new chapter is up. What could be better than that? Other than a personalized autograph (sp?) from JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer, Eoin Colfer, Rascal Flatts, or any other well-known, well-liked famous person. You get the point. I WILL know if you do not put me on ALERT and I WILL be depressed and hate you (OK, I might not HATE you, that would be a bit mean, right. I mean, I hardly know you! But I WILL know.) You wouldn't want to see me all sad (relatively), now, would you? In risk of sounding pathetic and needy, PLEASE?? Besides, aren't all artists pleading for attention by putting their work out there? I mean, it's kindof like putting a sign on your head that says: "Hey, I'm a suffering artist and I want you to love me and to pay me lots of money", right? But, fanfiction is non-profit, for me at least, and the only happiness that I can get out of this is by you saying that you want to read my story, no matter how choppily I put it up there! Anyways, again, in case you didn't read it above . . . PLEASE??
So there, NOW you can shut your thoughts up and read. What are you waiting for? My stuff doesnt flame itself, you know! Not to say that I like getting flamed, just that that is what I assume I will be getting from y'all. Happy readings!
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