Le Global Conquest-er is probably one of the coolest people ever. With a mediocre talent at anything literature, the Global Conquest-er is trying to take over the world, one day/week/month/year/decade/century? at a time!

And, to clear up the confusion: I am a girl.

I know, I know, that's what you get for choosing the worlds most horrific name to be your pen one.

And, it seems that people enjoy putting up stuff that they like on thier profiles, so, because I was hit by the "impulse fairy" I have decided to not do that, but instead name one of the best bands EVER, and let you live with that, for now, until
I have more time to actually devote to this stupid page. So, here it is: RASCAL FLATTS!! Listen to them, they make me SMILE!! More than any of you seem to make me do, stupid Un-reviewing PEOPLE!! Have fun with this guys, and, by the way, I rarely take anything that life hands at me with enough seriousness. Some poeple could call me "friendless" or "emo", but they would know NOTHING about me. I have friends (the only thing with that is that I can count them all on one hand) And, YES they are REAL, are you kidding me!? Now, shut your thoughts up and read! Love y'all. And, until later!

NEW STATEMENT: music related - the country song Back There Again by Blake Shelton is AMAZINGLY SPOOKY in regards to how it relates to New Moon which is in the Twilight series. However, no matter how much of my life last year was devoted to Twilight JUNK I have finally regained my senses and found it to be as it truly is: JUNK. I mean, seriously, how much can a person digress in their own published works? "Vamps cant have kids" and then "Bella gets knocked up" - Yeah, I've lost most of my respect for that woman. Cant believe that I once said that she was one of the best authors out there. There are MUCH better fanfictions for that series than the actual books; for some reason, that makes me feel so sad.

Err . . . more stuff about music, because that has suddenly found its way into my life again? I really like 3 Doors Down, the Goo Goo Dolls, Lifehouse, Train, and others of that nature. I rarely listen to country anymore, but still love Rascal Flatts and Keith Urban on the odd occurrences in which I hear them.

Oooh! And, another thing to add to my list of "things I heart": Harry Potter Fanfics. There are a TON more of them that there are ones for Twilight, but, then again, they 1) have been around longer 2) there are more of them. One of the things that I think holds their appeal to me is how most of the aura's seem so, I dont know, green. The books do to. I dont know why, but apparently their innocence is lovely. It makes them sparkle (well, not really, its more of a chrome-like characteristic, if you know what I mean, which I bet you dont). The Maurader (sp?) ones, I think, are the best, because they'll still work with the Harry Potter plotline. They wouldnt kill the story and stick Neville with Draco, one thing that I find very improbable. Not to say that Neville isnt gay, but, still, that's for another day. If you want to disciss this stuff with me, PM me: I'll try to reply.

And, YEAH!! I was looking at my stats list, something I only VERY RECENTLY found out about and realized that ALOT of people are reading my stuff, and that there were over a hundred hits to my PROFILE. That alone made me smile. I DID notice though, that many people read the first chapter, less read the second, and EVEN less read the chapters going down the line. This makes me sad. If you want to read a story, then do! But if you're just going to leave at the last minute, then, well, still read, OK, I just love knowing that some people don't completely hate my stuff. And to those writers out there who rarely explore the things on their account, the stats page is a happy one. Sometimes.

Right, and to let us all know that you are dedicated to our stories (as in all of the writers here on fanfiction), PLEASE put the story (or even the author) on STORY (again, or AUTHOR) ALERT!! It makes us all feel fuzzy and warm inside, and you get emails telling you when a new chapter is up. What could be better than that? Other than a personalized autograph (sp?) from JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer (this one I'm keeping up here, but only so I can burn it - hey, what can I say? I love fire), Eoin Colfer, Rascal Flatts, or any other well-known, well-liked famous person. You get the point. I WILL know if you do not put me on ALERT and I WILL be depressed and hate you (OK, I might not HATE you, that would be a bit mean, right. I mean, I hardly know you! But I WILL know.) You wouldn't want to see me all sad (relatively), now, would you? In risk of sounding pathetic and needy, PLEASE?? Besides, aren't all artists pleading for attention by putting their work out there? I mean, it's kindof like putting a sign on your head that says: "Hey, I'm a suffering artist and I want you to love me and to pay me lots of money", right? But, fanfiction is non-profit, for me at least, and the only happiness that I can get out of this is by you saying that you want to read my story, no matter how choppily I put it up there! Anyways, again, in case you didn't read it above . . . PLEASE??

So there, NOW you can shut your thoughts up and read. What are you waiting for? My stuff doesnt flame itself, you know! Not to say that I like getting flamed, just that that is what I assume I will be getting from y'all. Happy readings!

And, another new note. I hate writing. I think this was a FAD or something - not that I like admitting to falling to a FAD (shudders) and it took alot of therapy and psycoanalysis to say as much (by the way, I realize that I don't actually go to a mental help person; I anylize myself, horrible option as it is, but SOMEONE needs to pass a mean judgement, and, so as not to hurt my feelings, I am glad that someone as ignorable as myself chose to do the job). I mean, I really enjoy writing, but I never am able to bring myself to finish it. I NEED ENCOURAGMENT!! I find myself reading as much as I can because it's as close as I'll get to my true passion of writing stuff. However, However, I am no Slytherin. I have, on any sort of measurement scale, a NEGATIVE number when it comes to ambition. I think of myself as a DREAMER not a DO-ER. Really? I need to go get a life. Will I? Probably not - there is not enough ambition in me to do so. I rather doubt that I have made a decision or strong opinioin for myself in the last YEAR. But, I digress. What I mean to say is that, while I will try to finish all the fics I have up, it will take a LONG time to do so. Updates will be spotty at best. However, for the present, I have an excuse - - - the computer, a desktop, on which I had typed up the next chapters of my works, has been unplugged and it probably will not be put up yet for another month. You, if you care, will have to wait, seeing as all my plans were on them and I cannot recall where I was planning to go with them. I WILL finish these fics. Just not in the timely ways that I had seen myself doing so when I initiated them.