HI. This is my second time as a writer posting on the internet.I have a deviantart account, so see me if you want to say anything. Ask me for my e-mail if you have any questions

I will be working on my second story here, and I haven't come up with a name for it yet, but sooner or later, I find the right one. i also have a new story out, and i haven't even had the first chapter up yet, but it's getting there

I guess I could tell you about my self, so here it is.

Name: Claudia

Age: I'm keeping that to myself

Birth: August 12

Sign: Leo

Personality: Loud, kinda slow sometimes, and funny

Likes: mac & cheese, people who are nice but kinda mean, anime, photography, and chaos

Dislikes: people who get all up in my face, scary movies, and gang wars

Type of Writer: I head for more of Comedy/ Romance. It's all I know how to do.

The anime that I like the most would be Naruto.

My favorite couples would be:

SasuHina- It can totally happen!!Even Though he is a revenge seeking, psycho , and she is a lovesick angel, It could work out!!They balance each other.

100 funni stuff

#1 They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Diseas" was taken

#2 Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Another Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

#3 I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

#4 I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

#5 You go girl, and don't come back.

#6 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

#7 If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

#8 I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

#9 Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way.

#10 I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

#11 Yo mamma is so fat even Neji can't see through her. OH!

#12 Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT.

#13 Stop talking, I'm out of asprin.

#14 People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

#15 Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

#16 Someday, your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too STUBBORN to ask for directions.

#17 Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.

#18 Mornings should be illegal.

#19 I'll try to be to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

#20 Let me know if anything I say offends you. I may want to offend you again later.

#21 42 muscles to frown 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell em to bite me.

#22 Genius by birth, slacker by choice.

#23 Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary leadership. So basically we're all screwed.

#24 The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, I blame her for prostitution.

#25 One day as you lay in bed and look at the stars you wonder... where the hell is my roof?!

#26 I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

#27 Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

#28 I hate you. Why? I need a reason?

#29 I don’t obsess, I think intensely.

#30 As I was wondering why Frisbees get bigger as they get closer… it hit me.

#31 I was going to take over the world by I got distracted by something sparkly.

#32 It’s a beautiful day, now watch some asshole fuck it up.

#33 Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

#34 What happens if you get scared half to death... twice

#35 I'm looking forward to regretting this.

#36 I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

#37 Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

#38 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

#39 An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

#40 Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

#41 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

#42 Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

#43 When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

#44 I'm a multi-tasker. I can talk AND annoy you at the same time.

#45 Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

#46 Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.

#47 Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here done.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly.

#48 I believe in dragons, unicorns, good men, and other mythical creatures.

#49 Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there.

#50 I'm smiling, that alone should scare you.

#51 Bite me. On second thought, don't

#52 Smile. It makes people run away.

#53 my view of people: Everyone is a pervert, it just comes down to if they accept it, how perverted they are, and how well they hide it...

#54 "I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."

#55 'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'.'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.It's likely she can also think

#56 Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!

#57 All I hear is 'blah, blah, blah, I'm a loud motherfucker!'

#58 Lets comit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.

#59 "SAVE THE BEER!" "WTF does it look like I'm doing?!"

#60 We are all just prisoners here, of our own device...

#61 Lets get one thing straight-I'm not!

#62 Smile-no one else can scare them half as well.

#63 My evil plan? I'll tell you in Hell.

#64 I might be psycho, but you're just stupid.

#65 It's too late to scream.

#66 If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit!

#67 I swear to drunk I'm not God.

#68 Well, la-dee-fuckin'-da.

#69 You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

#70 Monkey see, monkey do. Mess with me, I'll kill you.

#71 Tell Hell I sent you.

#72 Fuck you no jutsu!

#73 There are only two pains in life. The pain of discipline, and the pain of regret.

#74 Bunnies ate my brain.

#75 Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone.

#76 ...And deliver us from fangirls...

#77 ...I feel stupid, and contagious...

#78 By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying - Lady make note of this: One of you is lying.

#79 This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

#80 I only require three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

#81 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'-- Chris Rock

#82 I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

#83 One of You Is Lying

#84 There are three sides to any argument, your side, my side and the right side

#85 isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they call "practise?"

#86 there is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train

#87 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

#88 Heaven wont take me, Hell's afraid i will take over

#89 A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory

#90 It's amazing how drastically someone's mood changes when something is shoved up their ass

#91 There are two things in this world i hate; people and dealing with them

#92 There are no personal problems which cannot be solved with the appropriate application of explosives

#93 One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

#94 behind every bitch is the guy who made her that way

#95 I'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me

#96 An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing

#97 I don't have a problem with caffeine...i have a problem without caffeine

#98 DRINK COFFEE...do STUPID THINGS FASTER with MORE ENERGY!!

#99 I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

#100 If you go out and die on me, i'm gonna kill you till you die from it!

WRITE ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE HINATA AND SASUKE AND HATE SAKURA!!

HINATA WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST. SHE IS MY FAVRITE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME. I AM PROUD TO SAY I LIKE HINATA/SASUKE VERY MUCH AND IF YOU LIKE SAKURA/SASUKE AND HATE HINATA/SASUKE THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT SOMWERE ELSE! HINATA RRRRUUULLLLESSSSS!! SHE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS AND THE WAY SHE IS! ANUONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE HINATA CAN LEAVE! COME ON THINK OF THE WAY HER HAIR IS! HER EYES ARE SO INESENT AND BUTTIFUL! SHE'S VERY KIND AND CARING AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE SWEAT GIRL SHE IS. HINATA LOVERS YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME RIGHT? HINATA IS PRETTY AND STRONG. I LIKE HINATA I CUT MY HAIR LIKE HER. I DRAW HER EVERYDAY AND NIGHT! HINATA IS THE POLAR OPPISITE OF SAKURA! hINATA IS PRETTY NICE SWEET STRONG AND COOL! SAKURA IS UGLY STUPID WEAK AND SHE SUCKS ASS! YOU NAME EVERY GOOD THING ABOUT HER!SASUKE BELONGS WITH HINATA BECUASE THEY ARE DIFFRENT AND ALIKE AT THE SAME TIME1 SAKURA DOES NOT SHE IS UGLY AND STUPID! JUST THINK OF THEM FOR A SACOND AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! THERE AWSOME FOR EACH OTHER! SAKURA DOESN'T GET ANYBODY BECAUSE TRASH WONT EVEN LOOK AT HER! EVERYONE DIES AT THE UGLY SIGHT OF SAKURA! HINATA GETS ANYONE YOU WANT HER TO WITH JUST HER PRETTY LOOKS AND WORDS! JUST LOOK AT HER AFTER THE TIME SKIP TOO! NO MAN CAN TELL ME THEY DON'T LIKE HER! SHE IS MUCH MORE PRETTYER THEN SAKURA, ANOTHER RESON SASUKE SHOULD GET HER!NO WONDER KIBA AND EVERY MAN WANTS HER! SHES JUST TO COOL AND HOT FOR THE GUYS! ALL OF MY FREINDS LIKE HER! THE GUYS AT MY SCHOOL LOVE HER! ONE SAID THEY WOULD 'DO' HER IF SHE WAS REAL AND DITCH HIS GIRLFREAND FOR HER! ANOTHER SAID THEY WOULD BE TRYING TO GET WITH HER EVERYDAY! YEA SOME PEOPLE LIKE HER THAT MUCH, AND THEY HATE SAKURA BECAUSE SHE A WANNABE GIRLY GIRL! SHE IS SO UGLY THEY WONT EXCEPT HER AS A GIRLYGIRL, BUT MORE LIKE AN UGLY WALL! HINATA IS EXCEPTED BY EVERYONE BECAUSE SHE IS JUST LIKE THAT! THATS WHY SASUKE LIKES HER! WAIT HE DOESN'T LIKE HER, HE LOVES HER!GO HINATA! ITS OK WHO YOU WANT TO BE! SCREW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE HER FEEL BAD AND HATE HER, EXCEPT NEJI! EVEN HE STARTS LIKEING HER, BECAUSE SHE IS THAT CUTE! HINATA IS BY FAR THE COOLEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME AND WILL ALWAYS BE THAT WAY! GO HINATA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!! YOU RULE ALL US LOVERS!! NEVER STOP BEING THE BEST OF THE BEST HINATA!! YOU RULE!!

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

KibaHina- They are sooo cute!!

THere are some crack pairings that I despise:

ShinoSakura- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??THEY CLEARLY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER EXIST, AND YET YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER??

Yuri Couples- I have nothing aganst these, but I just don't like them.

SasuSaku- how many times did she ask? how many times did he reject Sakura?His feelings won't change overnight people!! Unless there is some magical force, that will cast a love spell over him, then THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT HE WOULD LIKE HER.Period. I guess you could tell that I am a Sakura basher?

My second story is called The Smart and the Strong, and I have posted this on deviantart too

here is the summary

Plot: Hinata Hyuuga. Punk Rocker, independent, and unafraid. Unlike her former self, Hinata knows what she wants and how she's gonna get it. Sasuke Uchiha. He knows what he wants, and how he's gonna get it. And he wants Hinata Hyuuga ( NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVS!). What's this about band auditions, and the big competition coming up? And how do Hinata, Temari, and Tenten fit with this secret mission everyone's talking about?