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Author has written 40 stories for Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Cruel Intentions, and Misc. Movies. NOTE--25/10/2009. Yes, I cleaned up my profile, as well as taking down about twelve stories. Those stories I either decided to remove permanently, or remove and edit at some later juncture, possibly. I just thought I'd make a note of it just so no one thinks there's an error with missing stories. Thanks for your understanding. Also, I do have a lot of stories on my other FFNET account that I think you would enjoy. Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/~risquetendencies. I am chasing the enigma--a highly reviewed story. I am talking 700-1000 plus reviews. And even better, if that works out, it will not be a Bella/Edward. Ooh la la. Why yes, I dislike the pairing. It is possible. Trust me. I prefer some canon pairs, but a lot of non-canon as well. So damn it, I am working for success. | |||||||||||||||
1. The Adventures Of Alice In Smutland » reviewsAlice goes to Wonderland, only a dirtier version. Hilarity and romps ensue. This story is completely illogical, but insanely fun. Features the famous tea party scene, only crazily re-done, and a little or BIG twist at the end, depending on your perceptionCrossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 12-17-08 - Alice2. Denial Is The First Step » reviewsWe all do it, don't we? Too afraid to take a chance, particularly on love, we prefer to wallow instead in denial, however angsty it may be. Alice too practices this form of action. Jasper, bitter from a past experience, is reluctant. Denial abounds here.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,058 - Reviews: 319 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 11-30-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete3. Tease Me, Baby reviewsSummer SmutVent entry. Femslash. R/A with some good 'ole fashioned voyeurism.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-09 - Rosalie & Alice - Complete4. Choices reviewsA short story about the problems that occur in love when one lover is doubtful and has others to make them so. Can YOU guess who's who, and who will be chosen? All-human.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-095. Partie Traumatic » reviewsON HIATUS! Vampires with sadistic plots really mess up other people's lives. All-human, canon couples with a focus on R/Em. Rewrite of the original version. Reviews wanted.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete6. Walking The Ghost » reviewsBella/Jasper Alice/Edward, others. All-vamp. Featuring Evil!Bella with a penchant for control, a great deal of angst, and what may just be one very surprising ending. Question is, can you handle it? Obviously not a story for Bella fans. Reviews are lovelyTwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Bella & Jasper7. Something In The Way reviewsShort drabble. James/Alice. "Sometimes you must make the choice between what is right, and what is easy. Too many people pick what's right." Reviews desired.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-09 - James & Alice - Complete8. Spring reviewsShort drabble. BD-era... Marcus/Renesmee.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-09 - Marcus & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete9. Midnight » reviewsBxE AxJ. Four strangers in therapy do meet, comfort they do seek. Through evasive speech they do share, what did trouble them at times. When the midnight hour doth strike, only then do they part. Some hang about, all have a unique route, yet love they do.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,121 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Alice & Jasper10. What's In The Teacup? reviewsThe tea party has just gotten a bit morbid. Alice denies it, but she knows what's in the teacup. Do you? -Short poem- Reviews appreciated!Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-13-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter - Complete11. They Don't Just Come Out At Night » reviewsThey're spies. What are they after? Kickin some vamp ass, that's what! When more killings spring up, Alice, Edward, and Emmett know they have to do something. They're three people on a mission, and they might just find something truly unexpected: love.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - Alice12. How Hot Bitch Got His Muse Back reviewsHot Bitch Carlisle shows up to bring pleasure into the lifes of his book muse and said muse's new girlfriend. Oneshot for the MHB Contest. Lemon. Carlisle x Jasper x Alice.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-27-09 - Carlisle - Complete13. The Warm And Fuzzies reviewsJacob ponders his relationship with Bella, and in the process, learns a tidbit about himself. Drabble, Bella/Jacob centric.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-09 - Jacob & Bella - Complete14. Kinky Bella & The Shrubbery reviewsAn 'outtake' kinda of my story "The Adventures of Alice In Smutland". Can be read alone. Co-written with TheOnlyPancake.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-09 - Bella - Complete15. Operation Get Mike Laid! » reviewsFor "TheOnlyPancake." Mike's an awesome guy, and let's face it, he needs a little love too! Mike/Vamp pairing, lemon, one-shot. Review!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Mike & Alice - Complete16. A Very Meaningful Poem reviewsAn acrostic poem, centred on madness. The poem itself and the format are quite mad themselves. It is a very meaningful mad poem. Reviews are delightful.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-09 - Alice - Complete17. Suckered For Love reviewsThis be a tale of bawdiness, action as well, cursing, swords, and happy ends. So ye be warned, read on only if you dare. Femmeslash, some het pairings, and maybe a three-way if the story continues. Set in medieval times. 3rd Person POV.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-15-09 - Bella & Alice - Complete18. Jaded reviewsOne-shot. New Moon Alternative. Alice's POV, Bella's POV, and Jacob's POV when Bella goes "cliff-diving." T for language and slight suggestive content, e.g. - Caressing.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-09 - Bella - Complete19. Conscience reviewsOneshot. Inspired by another fanfiction; I have permission from the author to post this. Basically it's Bella's story about the horrible situation she just escaped from: her horrific marriage. Rated T for themes.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-24-09 - Bella - Complete20. Quiet Desperation reviewsMy 2nd Entry for the SMC contest. Twilight one-shot crossover w/ "Into The Wild." Sweetish lemon, not too crass or anything. Reviews are dandy, and heh, coincidentally, Kristen Stewart's in "Into The Wild," as the girl that's in this lemon.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-24-09 - Bella - Complete21. Practical Application reviewsMy Entry for the SMC Contest. Twilight crossover with Cruel Intentions. One-shot. Feat. Dirty Talkin Edward and Dirty Talkin Jasper. One canon pair, one non-canon. Lots of fun smut. Reviews are oh so adorable. Happy hunting, readers!Crossover - Cruel Intentions & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-21-09 - Edward - Complete22. Sex Gods & Limo Rides: KittenMischiefContest Entry reviewsCo-written with Kayanne. Our Entry for The KittenMischief contest hosted by fiberkitty&mischief-maker1. Bella meets a mysterious stranger who gives her a ride in his limo. Double entendre, anyone? Rated M for lemony content.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-09 - Bella & Benjamin - Complete23. Luca Confessions » reviewsJasper speaks about his past, both about what happened, and how it made him feel. Two-chapter story. Inspired by the song "Luca" by: Brand New. Rated K plus for the odd swear word here and there.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Jasper - Complete24. With Your Permission reviewsAll that teasing, all those times they'd joked about being with each other's spouses...why god it was practically an invitation! Edward x Alice. Lemon. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-2-09 - Alice & Edward - Complete25. Social Experiment » reviewsON HIATUS! Psychologist Edward Cullen is holding an experiment. Bella becomes a participant in the study, and finds that she's closer to him than she ever dreamed. BxE fic. All-human. LEMONs later on. Also A x J & Em x R.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,994 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 10-13-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete26. Separation reviewsA one-shot based on an extremely trite and overused idea: How Edward felt and why he left Bella in New Moon. The only case I can make for it is that it's not just about he feels, but the family too. Reviews would be delicious.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-12-08 - Edward - Complete27. How The Grinchette Got Loose reviewsAll holiday and no cheer makes Rosalie a dull girl. However, certain forces cause her to lighten up. All-human, one shot. R x E; R x A; R x Em. Includes femmeslash. Review! Also called "Goldilocks and the Three Ho Ho Ho's."Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-10-08 - Rosalie - Complete28. We're All Going To Miss Them reviewsOne-shot. The gang: A virgin, her boyfriend, an overeager brother, a moody brother, a girly friend. It's their last night before they split to different colleges. What takes place is merely human. All-human, in fact.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-1-08 - Alice & Emmett - Complete29. Roxy, Don't You Love Me? reviewsOne-shot. Edward x Bella. Edward's skeptical of his friend's choices in party locations, but he soon changes his mind. Lemony content.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete30. In The Lee reviewsOne-shot. Alice x Jasper. She tells him a story. He sympathizes. Lemony content.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete31. Her Eyes Merry reviewsOne-shot. Esme x Carlisle. Times this pleasant are few and inbetween. Enjoy them. Lemony content.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-08 - Esme & Carlisle - Complete32. Don't Talk To Strangers reviewsOne-shot. Bella x Edward. Your mother said not to talk to strangers, but she never said you couldn't touch them. Lemony content.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete33. I Didn't Cheat reviewsOne-shot. Jasper "cheats" on a term-paper at college, and other things ensue. Done for the "Let's Go To Uni" contest hosted a while back. I've edited and am now reposting it.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-27-08 - Jasper & Carlisle - Complete34. Halloween reviewsOne-shot. Edward is roped into helping Jessica Stanley with this year's haunted house in Forks.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-08 - Jessica & Edward - Complete35. The Inner Psyche » reviewsA series of drabbles into the minds of the characters. First up is Victoria at the end of "Twilight." Requests are welcome. Be sure to read author's note.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 11-22-08 - Complete36. Snuff On Digital reviewsWeird title, but it's derived from a song. One-shot set when Jasper and Alice ran off in "Breaking Dawn." Slight SPOILERS. Fluff/Angst.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete37. Pointless » reviewsAren't bad boys always sexy? Aren't girls always easy to get information out of? In this case, yes. Set during "Twilight." Obviously a little AU, but I rather adore the concept. Give it a try, you might even like it.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 11-13-08 - James & Jessica - Complete38. A Lover's Promise reviewsA love poem from Anthony to Johanna.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-08 - Anthony H. & Johanna B. - Complete39. Bullet For My Valentine reviewsShort poem about why Mrs. Lovett was given to the fire at the end of the movie.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-08 - Sweeney T. & Nellie L. - Complete40. Beltain's Eve reviewsC x Es. It's AU--She's a human, he's a vamp. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-10-08 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete
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