Hi!! I'm a long-time Harry Potter fan, and obsessed according to the quiz on mugglenet (and my friends, and my family, and my teacher . . .). I love the books, but think that JKR's a bit to plot-oriented for my liking, and though I don't really like the movies accuracy-wise, I own all of them anyway. My favorite book is Prisoner of Azkaban, and I have many Favorite characters, including Remus Lupin (though he's an idiot in DH), Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black and Scorpius Malfoy (yeah, I know we don't know anything about his character, but check him out in "Blotto"!). As you might be able to tell from my avvie and username, I'm a proud Slytherin! No, I don't have anything against muggleborns! Merlin, why does everyone think Slytherins are evil? Cunning, solitary, and maybe a bit creepy, but not evil. For some help seeing my point of view, read "And They Thought We Were Wicked", or at least the first chapter, it's the best.

My fics:

The Dragon Trio:Next gen, about Lily Potter and her friends. NOT Mary-Sues, I can assure you , though someone did complain that they're not likable. Funny sometimes, angsty on occasion, romance later on. I'm planning on following Lily through all seven years at Hogwarts, and have a (tentative) sequel planned.

Crying Out: Just a little snippet of Remus angst that popped into my head. Sad ending, pretty much sad overall. It made me cry while writing it.

I also have a blatant Mary Sue that I wrote ages ago on another account, CynicalMisanthrope,so if you feel like reading it, be my guest. You know the sad thing? I only have one chapter up, and I have something like two reviews and five favorites. You know what I got for the first chapter of 'the Dragon Trio'? Nothing.

Ships I love in order:

1. Lily/Scorpius. Come on, how can you not love this ship? The whole Romeo and Juliet thing adds a lot of drama, and there's the fact that Draco is so hot, but pathetic. Scorpius is like a second chance! And the name. Don't you love the name? Scorpius. Coolest. Name. Ever.

2. Rose/Scorpius. Pretty much the same reasons as above, and though I do think Ron's reaction would be funnier than Harry's. Still, I like Lily/Scorpius better, because she has older brothers and is younger, so that adds to it, as well as she tends to be written as the type of character that I like better. A stronger one, if you know what I mean.

3. Remus/Tonks. This ship is just too cute! I love Remus, but his life has been so sad and I love that he gets some happiness, even if he's reluctant at first. I've seen a lot of Marauder era fics with him and an OC, but they always either die, or he pushes them away after October 31st, 1981, or they reject him or something. Sigh. Poor Remus. And then he dies.

4. Harry/Ginny. I just think this is a really great ship, (and it's CANNON for those who missed it!) they're really the only ones that can deal with each other! Him with her temper and independence, and her with his moods and guilt-tripping. He has a bit of a temper as well, I suppose. I just love them as a couple, but I think that JKR could have done much better. Hurray for AUs!

5. Ron/Hermione. Am I the only one who saw this coming a mile away? 'nuff said.

Ships I hate in order:

1. ANY slash involving Harry, James, or Ron. On 'puppy love' I have changed my opinion, and I could see it happening. I just don't want to think about it, if you know what I mean. I still love RL/NT, but he could have had a past thing with Sirius. Maybe he's bi. But Harry, James, and Ron? No. Harry is with Ginny, Ron is with Hermione, and James (obviously) was with Lily. Harry is living, breathing proof of that fact. Malfoy on the other hand . . . himI could see. Just not with Harry. And Harry/Voldemort? That's just wrong.

2. Harry/Hermione. Harry is with Ginny. It's been cannon since HPB, and a really great possibility from book one. And Hermione's with Ron. I agree, she could do better, but she could not do Harry. Wow. That sounded wrong. Anyway, my point is that for whatever reason, she loves Ron. I think he's a prat, but I can kind of see where she's coming from. And also, Harry and Hermione just would not work. Harry's all instinct and emotion and thinking on his feet, while Hermione's all logic and planning ahead. Both are great, but they just aren't compatible.

3. Sirius/Lily or Remus/Lily. She's their best mate's wife, and major crush before that! You can argue that that just kept them from making a move, but no. They didn't like her like that. I mean, what are the chances of James, Snape, and Sirius or Remus being in love with Lily, all at the same time? Thought so. And Peter/Lily? There's a reason that that ship is called 'Eewww'.

4. Hermione/Draco. I could see Ginny/Draco, but Hermione/Draco? They're total opposites. Hermione is rigidly moral, and a bit of a fanatic with the whole 'equal rights' thing. Even if Draco wasn't prejudiced anymore, I think he would still be sarcastic and slightly rude, and he just wouldn't work with Hermione. Also, she's with Ron. End of story.

5. Hermione/Snape. This is just sick. How, you ask? Maybe 'cause he's old enough to be her father, and is her teacher? And unfair and cruel and bitter? Yeah.

Saddest Deaths In DH:

1. Remus Lupin. Because he had just started getting his life together, he had a wife, a kid, and then he died. And he was the last Marauder. sniff

2. Fred Weasley. Because he left a twin behind.

3. Dobby. Because he died in Malfoy Manor. It was like if Sirius had died in Grimmuld Place.

4. Colin Creevy. Because he was too young.

5. Severus Snape. Because he never really lived.

But remember: don't cry for those who died. Cry for those who were left behind.

"Dying's easy, living's hard."- Wilson, on House.

Best Points In DH:

1. Molly killing Bellatrix. HOW COOL WAS THAT?? BEST SCENE EVER!!

2. The way the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady and the snitch had significance in the end. It's just so amazing how it all tied in in the end. Like how in the first book Hagrid says that he borrowed the motorbike from Sirius, but we don't think about it again until the third one, except way better because they came through all seven books.

3. Harry having the vision of his parents murders. This was just so cool. Really, really sad, but cool.

4. Hermione beating up Ron when he comes back. He deserved it, running out on them like that! Prat.

5. The whole parseltounge thing being useful. How cool would it be to be a parseltounge? I mean, seriously.

What is it with Dumbledore being gay? Why does everyone think it's a big deal? I made up this little thing to explain my point of view. And because I'm insane.

HPfan24_7: OMGWTFBBQ!!

SlytherinChick666: What?

HPfan24_7: DUMBLEDORES GAY!!11!!1!!11!!

SlytherinChick666: . . . So?

HPfan24_7: SO?? THIS IS HUGE!! HE WAS IN LOVE WITH GRINDELWALD!!111!!1!!

SlytherinChick666: Dude, get off caps lock. And again, so?

HPfan24_7: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SO'??

SlytherinChick666: Caps lock. Off.

HPfan24_7: Fine, fine. What do you mean?

SlytherinChick666: I mean, he's like 150. When do you think was the last time he got any?

HPfan24_7: . . . . . . . dude . . . . . ew.

SlytherinChick666: I'm just saying . . .

Copy and paste this and the above on your profile if you think people are making too big a deal out of the Dumbledore thing!

Now some about me in the real world. I am not going to tell you my name, or my exact age. I will tell you that I am in my teens. You can tell that I'm a girl from my username. I'm the weird girl. the one that doesn't like sports, but loves to run and dance in the rain. the one that doesn't have a Myspace account, but spend all her time on the computer writing and reading. The one that cares how she looks, but not what's in fasion. the one that goes to church, but doesn't like gospel music. the one that loves books and peoms, but hates the classics. the one that can see the beauty in everything, but is still a cynic. the one that would rather lose a friend then back down from her beliefs. the one that lets everyone know this. loudly. I am the one that breaks the unspoken rules.

I have only a few things I wish for. I wish people wouldn't stereotype others. I wish they would hear them out. I wish they would take a look at what they're aguing against before condemming it. I wish people would try to look beneath the surface of everyone they meet and to reach out if they see hurt. I wish I could be everything I wish for.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that it's impossible for anyone but you to know the depth of your emotions, put the on your profile.

If you think your parents don't understand the true depth of Harry Potter, put this on your profile.

If you think nobody truly knows you, put this on your profile

If you feel like laughing and screaming at the same time when your parents talk about you on the phone (when you can hear every word), put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are plannning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Sorry, that's my favorite Molly Weasley quote like ever. So I put it in the middle just to see how many people noticed it.

If you noticed that, copy and paste the last above two lines (and this one) into your profile. Why? I dunno.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101, Charlotte Wilkens, Angelic Kitsune, Chantipotter, ChocoboBebop, PaintItBlackAndTakeItBack, Slythersnake2000, Clarealexandrea, griffindor_girl12, HermyandRon. slytheringirlandproud

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Harry Potter copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use Myspace and re proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Ninja C, firelily28, slytheringirlandproud

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! died my hair purple for school, walked into a desk corner and said that it bit me, screamed my ass off when the microwave door squeaked, burst into hysterical laughter when my sister's friend said the word 'pudding',

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (eww myspace)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The mark will never go away . . .)

Quotes:

"DO NOT APPROACH DRAGON, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -Anonymous

One SONG can spark a moment
One FLOWER can wake the dream
One TREE can start a forest
One BIRD can herald spring
One SMILE begins a friendship
One HANDCLASP lifts a soul
One STAR can guide a ship at sea
One WORD can frame the goal
One VOTE can change a nation
One SUNBEAM lights a room
One CANDLE wipes out darkness
One LAUGH will conquer gloom
One STEP must start each journey
One WORD must start a prayer
One HOPE will raise our spirits
One TOUCH can show you care
One VOICE can speak with wisdom
One HEART can know what is true
One LIFE can make a difference.'-Author unknown

‘EVER WONDER

where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?’ from the profile of Nocturnal Princess

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’ from the profile of Nocturna
Princess

'I disagree with all he says but I'll defend to death his right to say it.' by Voltaire

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

'Smile in the face of adversity - and adversity will probably think you’re taking the piss and beat the crap out of you.' from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality '

'There are very few problems that can’t be resolved with an order ending with ‘or I’ll shoot’.'from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality

'History is the sum total of things that might have been avoided.' from the profile of 'Alaranth-88'

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannabalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies."
- Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick

'Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy'. -- Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

' Why be disagreeable, when with a little effort you can be impossible?'--Douglas Woodruff

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them nearly as much."Oscar Wilde

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush (doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy knowing this man runs our country)

"Life is Pain, anyone who says different is selling something." ~The Dread Pirate Roberts from 'The Princess Bride'

'War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.'- ananomous

"Let us all be thankful that nuclear war was avoided or we all would have been cremated equal." from the profile of 'Neo-Kitty'

'All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken:

The crownless again shall be king.' Bilbo on Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. (Book)

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and then let the world wonder how you did it" from the profile of 'Pirotess'

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" from the profile of ' Silver pup

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot

Survivors will be shot again." from the profile of ' Silver pup

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." from the profile of ' Silver pup

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'
- Scott Adams

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"A perverse sense of humour is where happy cynics come from."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are cunning and you sleep with your mouth open."

"I love my cat. My cat does not care."

"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity."

"Nine out of ten of the voices in my head said to stay home and clean the guns."

After my brother said in a horrified voice that he was developing my personality: "You can't have my personality, I'm practically schizophrenic."

"Good Lord, it squeals." - Me, on my baby foster brother.