school.and.boredom.suck
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since: 04-01-08, id: 1540990, Profile Updated: 04-07-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Songs for Red September

Chapter 5: Light Up the Sky - Yellowcard

Build God, Then We'll talk - Panic! at the Disco

Nine in the Afternoon - Panic! at the Disco

Write You a Song - Plain White T's

Anyone Else But You - Juno

Let Me Take You There - Plain White T's

Bella's Songs: Slow Me Down - Emmy Rossum

We Are Broken - Paramore

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

My Heart - Paramore

Chapter 15 the xmas gig : Dirty Little Secrets - All American Rejects

Just the Girl - Click Five

You and Me - Lifehouse

Brighter Than Sunshine - Aqualung

Colide - Howie Day

Vulnerable - Secondhand Serenade

Wake Up - Coheed and Cambria (you should listen to it it almost made me cry)

Wait For You - Elliott Yamin

Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade

View of Heaven - Yellowcard

Where the Sky Begins - Over It

Reunions: Girl's School: Stay Young - We the Kings

I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

Love Like This - Natasha Bedingfeild

Must Have Done Something Right - Relient K

The Call - Regina Specktor

Dear Maria - All Time Low

Here with You - Doors Down

All that I Need - Boyzone

: Guys' school: Born For This - Paramore

Here's To the Night - Eve 6

Hot - Avril Lavigne

Love Song - Sara Bareilles

Five Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls

Girls Don't Like Boys - Good Charlotte

Woah - We the Kings

Superman - Five for Fighting

Somewhere when they were shooting the movie: Story of a Girl - Nine Days

You'll just have to guess when... hahaha: Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls

Six Feet Under the Stars - All Time Low

On Top of the World - Boys Like Girls

How Six Songs Collide - Norwegian Recycling (Amazing song! Check out the dude's myspace!)

Superman - Five for Fighting

All That I need - Boyzone

Here With You - Doors Down

Always Getting Over You - Angela Ammons

Feel free to suggest any songs for the story, for those who have, I'm sorta trying my best to look for the best event for that song.


Quotes...

Nothing is impossible, so I believe in Vampires... EDWARD CULLEN LIVES! -from my friend Casey-

Edward Cullen... awesome musician at dawn, vampire sweetheart by twilight...

Edward Cullen, hotter than you since 1901.

Who's Edward callin'? Bella's swan! =)) I cracked up with that...

Now, who wouldn't love a guy that would provoke the Volturi off just for you?

When its raining really hard Hear that thunderstorm? Emmett just scored

When it gets really cloudy and cold Hmmm, I guess Benjamin's setting up the field for the Cullens.

this is my older brother and my conversation one night at the dinner table...

bro: he is so dumb that his brain contains less than 1 gig

me: gigs are for hard drives, you idiot

bro: exactly, that makes it impossible, so he HAS n brain

me: hey, nothing is impossible

bro: can you fly?

me: I. believe. in. Edward. Cullen.

bro: geez i can't believe that you're that obsessed.

this is soo Alice and Jasper... but i find it adorable...

Alice was swinging happily, while Jasper was adoring her beautiful aura. Jasper pushed his hands in his pockets, and said, "Alice! Give it back!"

Alice stopped swinging, and looked at Jasper questioningly. "What?"

Jasper pretended to be aggravated. "You heard me, give it back! You stole it!" Alice looked taken aback.

"Jazzy, what are you talking about? I didn't steal anything," she said.

"But you did, you stole my heart," he said shyly, kicking the rocks near his feet. Alice giggled, and ran to him.

"But I don't wanna give it back," she giggled again, and kissed Jasper on his lips. She ran away, skipped, more likely, leaving Jasper standing there, shocked.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and tell David Blaine he's fired.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze in enemies eyes...

I wouldn't be bored if I was with you, but guess what... I'm bored...

Some people say 'Nothing lasts forever'.. those people are complete idiots... Something does, and thats BOREDOM

When people say that hypocrisy is bad. When they say never say never, point at them and say "You're the hipocryte, spelling you bad ass!"

-note: these are ALL original-


Hey, you know, my friends and I used to be OBSESSED with the Jonas Brothers, we made this up...

And even though we're miles, and miles apart,
You'll still be holding all my heart,
I promise it will never be dark,
I know...

That an empty room can be so loud,
There's too many tears to drown them out,
so,

This is an SOS,
Don't want a second guess,
This is the bottom line, it's true,
I gave my all for you,
And now my heart's in two,
And I can't find the other half,
It's like I'm walking on

Year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is

A poor unfortunate soul,
So sad, so true,
This one longing to be thinner,
This one wants to get a girl,
And do I help them?
Yes

We are the kids of the future,
Standing on a dirty old roof top,
Watching the cars of the city go rushing by,
And I sit here alone,
And I

Stand,
I am what I am

Haha, we didn't copy this from anyone, though. Now, we don't really like them anymore...


THE THINGS BELOW ARE COPIED AND PASTED... I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE!! THE ONES ABOVE ARE THE ORIGINAL ONES!!

Stupid questions that correspond to famous people's names and don't necessarily make sense, and I don't know if they're original, or if anyone thought of it, so I'm just gonna put it under the copied and pasted section of my profile...

Why is Jack Black?

Who's Edward Cullen? (callin')

Since when did Orlando Bloom?

Why is Chris Brown?

Where is Allison'S toner?

Where is Zac's Effron? (you know... Zac's Apron...)

These are some extremely cheesy pick up lines...

Do not copy if you do not see this in anywhere in the internet

Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.

Are you David Cook? Cause you'll always be my baby.

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb.

Is your dad a cook? Cause you've got good buns.

Are you a magnet? I'm getting attracted here.

Are you a bee? If yes, can I be your honey?

My name is insert name here but you can call me tonight

Is you're dad a god? Cause I can see the stars in your eyes

Extremely corny jokes...

Why did Chris Brown die?
How is he supposed to breath with no air, air

Since my batch mate has a bald spot...(The 4th years of my school made it, but it soo goes with my batch mate)
How am I supposed to comb with no hair, hair

What has antlers and melts in your mouth?
Chocolate moose

(for the Joe Jonas) When do I start crying?
When you look me in the eyes

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I love those copy paste things!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, school.and.boredom.sucks,

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ugh, I was on the choir last year)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your hands usually sweat, and you know you're sick when they're dry, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, boredom.and.school.sucks

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones that fit you)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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copy and paste the bunny, to help it take over the world. :)

You know you live in 2007 (2008) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

I understand this... but what if you're dyslexic...?

The cuteness of it all

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy & paste if you find this cute

I hate stereotypes..

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm in LOVE, so I MUST be having sex.

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Read... Remember how you get correct when you study and follow instructions?

1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
2. Are u in a rush? read number 8
3. Are u curious? read number 9
4. Look its the following...u betta read number 15
5. I havent got the guts...just read number 17
6. I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16
7. I'll tell u...but first read number 2
8. Its very simple...just read number 4
9. Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18
10. Not yet...but read number 19
11. Are u gettin tired? relax...just read number 13
12. Like i was sayin...read number 3
13. You're nearly there...read number 20
14. Just dropped by 2 say HI THERE,wassup!! heheehe!
15. Ur getting nervous..just read number 6
16. U still dont get it? just read number 12
17. Oh! im embarassed...read number 7
18. I dunno if u'll understand...just read number 10
19. You are seriously almost there! Just read number 11
20. Wooh! Going closer! Read number 14

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling her loving Christian parents she loves another female.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

REMEMBER WHEN..
getting high meant swinging at a playground
the worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES
mom was your hero, and dad was superman
your worst enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran the fastest.
war was a card game, and life was simple and carefree
the only thing that hurt was skinned knees
and wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut.
remember when...
ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS GROW UP?

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers.
The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.
They aren't fond of rules. You can quote them, disagree with them,
the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things.
While some may see them as the crazy ones, i see genius.
Because the people who think they can change the world, are the ones that do.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
jasmine could have had anyone, instead she chose a poor man.
ariel walked on land.
--all for love and all for life--
it was all about blood, sweat, and tears..
love's about facing your biggest fears

This is to you.
This is to you, his best friend.
The girl who puts up with more taunting, teasing, and endless torture that she ever should because she knows he teases the people he loves the most.
This is to you, the girl he always calls first to tell about his big news or just to talk to someone about the latest episode of Lost, even though he knows you don’t care, but you’ll listen.
This is to you, who picks him up at any hour, at any place, when he gets into another fight with his parents, and he knows you’ll drop everything to go and get him.
This is to you, one of the guys.
The one who laughs when they tell you they sometimes forget you’re a girl, or when they create new nicknames for you that aren’t cute, but mean something relating to you being a whore or a slut.
This is to you, the girl who was there when there was too much alcohol and too much loneliness in the room that night and things got carried away.
The girl who spent the next week hiding from her parents with hickeys on her neck.
The girl who never asked you about what happened and just accepted that you didn’t want anything more than that night, though that might have been just what she wanted.
This is to you, who shells out endless amounts of that you really can’t afford.
This is to you, when you realize his best friends have become yours.
This is you who set up those dates for him with your cute friends when a piece of you is actually jealous.
And to you again, when you are the one who helps him through his relationship with all of those girls.
This is to you, the girl who hears everything that people say about you two, and this is to you again, the girl who chooses to ignore everything they say.
This is to you, the girl who never thought she would say the sentence "No, we’re just friends…" so many times in her life.
This is to you.
The girl who ignores the looks, the comments, the rumors, and the speculations of everyone else.
To the girl who know the true meaning of friendship, even if she is "one of the guys," or if she does maybe want something more.
This is to the girl who wouldn’t give up what she has for anything, because she is happy.
This is to you.

I cry at weddings
hospitals make me nervous
I'm sarcastic to a fault
but it doesn't matter
I can be pretty mean
naive is my middle name
and I don't believe in perfect love
but it doesn't matter
he thinks it's cute

Whenever I'm away from you,
i think about you constantly but if
someone ever asks about you, i can only say,
"I don't like him much, just as a friend."
even though everyone knows differently.
As i start to tell this little lie, a few things
come to mind. I miss the way you kiss me
on the lips and on the tip of my nose.
When you hold my hand and then you play
with my fingers. How you stare at me and smile.
I miss the way you smell
as i give you a hug and the feeling of your hand
leaving the small of my back.
The way you hold me tight to your body
and whisper, "I need you, don't go anywhere."
I miss your grin and how it always
makes me smile too. I miss slipping into unseen areas
to sneak a kiss or two...but usually its four.
I miss looking into your eyes and thinking how
there couldn't be anything deeper.
I miss your sense of humor and determination
to keep me happy. I miss just sitting and talking
about nothing of importance
then making fun of one another. The long talks
about more meaningful topics, the ones
where you always end up telling me how much you want to do
anything for me. I miss the daily reminders
of what you're thinking and how you're feeling.
I miss having my best friend at my finger tips, just
a message away. Or just having you around so much.
To sum it up, i miss you.
Not just one part or a few things, but all of you.
I miss all of you

I liked the days when boys were
written down on paper listed on your
top 5, instead of you carrying them in
your heart. When you would brag about
how cool your parents were, instead
of talking about how they now ruin your
lives. When the only reason you didn't
want to get out of bed for school was
because you were sleepy, & now it's
because each day is a struggle. While hide
& seek was the coolest game, instead of
guys seeing how many girls they can go
out with at one time. When you wished
upon birthday candles, & now you wish
on a boy who is holding your heart. The
days when you were just a kid who still
had their innocence, & now you're a teen-
ager who knows everything has changed


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