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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Songs for Red September Chapter 5: Light Up the Sky - Yellowcard Build God, Then We'll talk - Panic! at the Disco Nine in the Afternoon - Panic! at the Disco Write You a Song - Plain White T's Anyone Else But You - Juno Let Me Take You There - Plain White T's Bella's Songs: Slow Me Down - Emmy Rossum We Are Broken - Paramore Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie My Heart - Paramore Chapter 15 the xmas gig : Dirty Little Secrets - All American Rejects Just the Girl - Click Five You and Me - Lifehouse Brighter Than Sunshine - Aqualung Colide - Howie Day Vulnerable - Secondhand Serenade Wake Up - Coheed and Cambria (you should listen to it it almost made me cry) Wait For You - Elliott Yamin Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade View of Heaven - Yellowcard Where the Sky Begins - Over It Reunions: Girl's School: Stay Young - We the Kings I'm Yours - Jason Mraz Love Like This - Natasha Bedingfeild Must Have Done Something Right - Relient K The Call - Regina Specktor Dear Maria - All Time Low Here with You - Doors Down All that I Need - Boyzone : Guys' school: Born For This - Paramore Here's To the Night - Eve 6 Hot - Avril Lavigne Love Song - Sara Bareilles Five Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls Girls Don't Like Boys - Good Charlotte Woah - We the Kings Superman - Five for Fighting Somewhere when they were shooting the movie: Story of a Girl - Nine Days You'll just have to guess when... hahaha: Heels Over Head - Boys Like Girls Six Feet Under the Stars - All Time Low On Top of the World - Boys Like Girls How Six Songs Collide - Norwegian Recycling (Amazing song! Check out the dude's myspace!) Superman - Five for Fighting All That I need - Boyzone Here With You - Doors Down Always Getting Over You - Angela Ammons Feel free to suggest any songs for the story, for those who have, I'm sorta trying my best to look for the best event for that song. Quotes... Nothing is impossible, so I believe in Vampires... EDWARD CULLEN LIVES! -from my friend Casey- Edward Cullen... awesome musician at dawn, vampire sweetheart by twilight... Edward Cullen, hotter than you since 1901. Who's Edward callin'? Bella's swan! =)) I cracked up with that... Now, who wouldn't love a guy that would provoke the Volturi off just for you? When its raining really hard Hear that thunderstorm? Emmett just scored When it gets really cloudy and cold Hmmm, I guess Benjamin's setting up the field for the Cullens. this is my older brother and my conversation one night at the dinner table... bro: he is so dumb that his brain contains less than 1 gig me: gigs are for hard drives, you idiot bro: exactly, that makes it impossible, so he HAS n brain me: hey, nothing is impossible bro: can you fly? me: I. believe. in. Edward. Cullen. bro: geez i can't believe that you're that obsessed. this is soo Alice and Jasper... but i find it adorable... Alice was swinging happily, while Jasper was adoring her beautiful aura. Jasper pushed his hands in his pockets, and said, "Alice! Give it back!" Alice stopped swinging, and looked at Jasper questioningly. "What?" Jasper pretended to be aggravated. "You heard me, give it back! You stole it!" Alice looked taken aback. "Jazzy, what are you talking about? I didn't steal anything," she said. "But you did, you stole my heart," he said shyly, kicking the rocks near his feet. Alice giggled, and ran to him. "But I don't wanna give it back," she giggled again, and kissed Jasper on his lips. She ran away, skipped, more likely, leaving Jasper standing there, shocked. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and tell David Blaine he's fired. When life gives you lemons, squeeze in enemies eyes... I wouldn't be bored if I was with you, but guess what... I'm bored... Some people say 'Nothing lasts forever'.. those people are complete idiots... Something does, and thats BOREDOM When people say that hypocrisy is bad. When they say never say never, point at them and say "You're the hipocryte, spelling you bad ass!" -note: these are ALL original- Hey, you know, my friends and I used to be OBSESSED with the Jonas Brothers, we made this up... And even though we're miles, and miles apart, That an empty room can be so loud, This is an SOS, Year 3000. A poor unfortunate soul, We are the kids of the future, Stand, Haha, we didn't copy this from anyone, though. Now, we don't really like them anymore... THE THINGS BELOW ARE COPIED AND PASTED... I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE!! THE ONES ABOVE ARE THE ORIGINAL ONES!! Stupid questions that correspond to famous people's names and don't necessarily make sense, and I don't know if they're original, or if anyone thought of it, so I'm just gonna put it under the copied and pasted section of my profile... Why is Jack Black? Who's Edward Cullen? (callin') Since when did Orlando Bloom? Why is Chris Brown? Where is Allison'S toner? Where is Zac's Effron? (you know... Zac's Apron...) These are some extremely cheesy pick up lines... Do not copy if you do not see this in anywhere in the internet Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type. Are you David Cook? Cause you'll always be my baby. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb. Is your dad a cook? Cause you've got good buns. Are you a magnet? I'm getting attracted here. Are you a bee? If yes, can I be your honey? My name is insert name here but you can call me tonight Is you're dad a god? Cause I can see the stars in your eyes Extremely corny jokes... Why did Chris Brown die? Since my batch mate has a bald spot...(The 4th years of my school made it, but it soo goes with my batch mate) What has antlers and melts in your mouth? (for the Joe Jonas) When do I start crying? Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. I love those copy paste things! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, school.and.boredom.sucks, 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ugh, I was on the choir last year) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your hands usually sweat, and you know you're sick when they're dry, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom, BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, boredom.and.school.sucks If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your pro If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (Bold the ones that fit you) You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) _.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever copy and paste the bunny, to help it take over the world. :) You know you live in 2007 (2008) when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I understand this... but what if you're dyslexic...? The cuteness of it all Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy & paste if you find this cute I hate stereotypes.. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Make a wish, and hope it happens... 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Are you done? Are you sure? Really? Okay... If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Read... Remember how you get correct when you study and follow instructions? 1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5 I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it REMEMBER WHEN.. Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. Cinderella walked on broken glass. This is to you. I cry at weddings Whenever I'm away from you, I liked the days when boys were | |||||||
1. Red September » reviewsEdward, Jasper, and Emmett are brothers in a band. Alice and Rosalie forced Bella to watch one of their gigs and go backstage. You could call it love at first sight, or whatever. Read and review please.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,309 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 5-29-082. Going to the gym reviewsNo one's at home, but Jasper and Rosalie. Rosalie decides to drag Jasper to the gym, and gets scolded by Jasper. Random one-shot. Review please! I suck at summaries.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete