Yo! I love Fanfiction(dot)net. I think most of us do. Well, I've written four one-shots and I'm working on a multi-chapter, but I'm not very good at multi-chapters. Mainly because I never have a plot and just like writing one-off funny stuff, usually. But I'm going to try!

Really, I just write one-shots. That's probably what the majority of my stories will consist of (that I can foresee at present), comedic one-shots. I'm best at writing comedy because my personality is to laugh at the slightest thing.
What I actually read seems to be mainly a mixture of comedy (blatantly!), romance, friendship, and family.

Quotes:

"Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far further than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself." - Joel Hawes

"But if we aren’t supposed to have a midnight snack, why did God put lights in the fridge?" - fowl68, in her story 'Lights In The Fridge'

"Be like a duck: calm on the surface, but paddling like the dickens underneath." - Michael Caine

"If you drop a feather off the Empire State Building, will it make a dent in the ground?" - Elle

"Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero ... WHACK ... What ho?! A foe?!" - Sid, Ice Age

"From now on, you'll have to refer to me as Sid: Lord of the Flame!"
"Hey, Lord of the Flame. Your tail's on fire." - Sid and Diego, Ice Age

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lennon

"Remember, kid, just because you're smart, doesn't mean you can't act stupid. It's your constitutional right." - Morris

"Religion is responsibility, or it is nothing at all." - Jacques Derrida

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out of your nose." - Jack Hardy

"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth." - Dave Barry

"If you ever, ever do that again I will gouge out your eyeballs and replace them with your own testicles. Understood?" - Me

"I haven't failed; I've found ten thousand ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Nothing is too good to be true." - Michael Faraday

"We are too young to realise that certain things are impossible: so we will do them anyway." - William Pitt (from the film Amazing Grace. Wonderful film.)

That's all I've got for now. But, check out some of my favourite stories, they're really cool. Congrats to the assorted authors!