Hi there!

NAME: My name is Captain Boe-at your service. But you know that, it says so at the top of the page! But actually, it's Brigitte. And nobody can spell it right! Some examples of wacky ways to spell it: Bridget, or Briget, or Brigett, or Brigette, or Brigget. And there are many more, I assure you.

BOOKS: All-time favorites include Harry Potter, MAXIMUM RIDE, Twilight saga, Lightning Thief & series, and many more. I just have to say this: I was extremely disappointed by Breaking Dawn. Bell and Edward changed WAY to much at the end, if you know what I mean...

MUSIC: I LOVE music. I LIVE for music. I love love love:

Evanescence, Flyleaf, Paramore, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Miranda Lambert, Epica, Meg and Dia, Lacuna Coil, Kittie, and a ton more I'm forgetting.

So if you have any suggestions, PLEASE TELL ME. It's kind of weird though, becuase I am usually classified as "nerd", "geek", sometimes as "dork", and sometimes as "that weird girl lookwhat she's wearing it's that weird skirt made out of ties and those socks again". And I listen to heavy metal?? Weird, man.

FACINATIONS: I love drawing Gothic/punk/emo people and faeries and people with wings, painting random sticks and things from trees, READING, writing, dancing (a weird mixture of modern dance and Irish step-dancing), singing, making fairy houses, and wearing weird clothes.

I sing in a chior, am on a cross-country team, do Irish step-dancing, and of course, GO TO SCHOOL.

I love trees and the rain and the dark and birds and owls and big cats and wolves and animals and mossy forests and the ocean and rivers and creeks and my Grandparents' houses and the wind and playing with fire and eating pie and water and dirt.

What makes things beautiful, amazing, and simply indescribable, is passion. It’s when the artist pours their whole body, their whole soul into creating something. It’s what makes you listen to a song over and over again, what makes you cry when you watch someone dance, what makes you never stop staring at a painting: passion. -by Boekincho

STUFF NOT BY ME THAT I RANDOMLY FOUND(yes, I know there's a lot, but I chose the best of hte best, so you should totally read it ALL):

"Sticks and stones are bones aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything but silence breaks the heart." Phyllis Mcginley

Things to do at Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, O Wingless One, Boekincho- at your service,

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again

Why are all the good guys only real in books? coughcough edwardfang coughcough

Lets try to spell our names with our noses! Add your name to the list when your done. Kaia-SO close!, gy5906y796643 (that was supposed to be Brigitte...oh well),

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

If at first you dont succeed, stop trying and seek counselling. If that doesn't work, kill your counsellor and just go do it for heaven's sakes.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." Oh, God, racism TOTALLY sucks

COPY AND PASTY THINGYS:

I would put a bunch of those copy and pasty things on here, but that would take you a while to read, so here are just my favorites:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl, Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree,
kiki144327, Captain Boe-at your service

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think the Maximum Ride movie and the Twilight movie will suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata AliceandJasper4ever, BeautifulInsanity13. kiki1592, Captain Boe-at your service

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (Are you kidding? I sing on the bus, at lunch, during theatre class... all the time!)

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. At my school, we can go out for lunch, even in the rain. It's really fun. Totally suggest trying it sometime. Crazy is when you know you've done something crazy but for some reason can't remember it right now...If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you get pissed from having your mother saying "I'm SO fat!" Every day, ( If she says it ONE MORE TIME...) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your laugh sounds like a chipmonk hippicuping in rapid-fire succession, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you e-mailed sombody, and they thought you were EMO because of the e-mail, then met you and couldn't believe you wrote the e-mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.