FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| nolechic512 |
Author has written 2 stories for Jimmy Neutron, and Dark Blue. Hey peeps. thought i would finally write some thing on my profile. it looks weird with nothing but a pic...so what to write...what to write. I guess ill start with the normal stuff. My names Erin. I live in Florida. No not in Miami but i used to live there. anyway, theres nothing all thats really interesting. my favorite color is red. i dont neccesarily have any favorite foods. or music. i like everything. im a city girl. no not the stereotypical snob who is afraid of dirt, i just prefer civilization to the wild. i have a sister. shes a year older. we are probably the biggest opposites. she likes shopping, and socializing. i honestly prefer reading or being alone. no im not one of those social outcasts. i do have friends. im just very selective. anyway here are a few lists of things i like. RANDOM SONGS I LIKE: That's not my name- the ting tings Bananza- akon Move to the music- american bang True Love- Madina lake Anthem for the underdog- 12 stones time is on my side- rolling stones are you gonna be my girl- jet connect the dots- spill canvas come what may- moulin rouge (SUCH A SAD MOVIE TEAR) the death and ressurection show- killing joke dont know why- norah jones (BEST WHEN ITS RAINING. IDK Y. LOL) falling in love at a coffee shop- landon piggs the game of love- carlos santana (good cleaning music) heart breaker- mariah carey hide and seek- imogen heep (its got no instruments. really cool.) hit the floor- bullet for my valentine im addicted to you- simple plan. in the summer time- mungo jerry its good to be inlove- frou frou its ok but just this once- gym class heroes AND THERES SOOOO MUCH MORE, BUT MOVING ON. TOP 10 MOVIES: fight club the order (still cant believe heath ledger's gone. another tear) fired up. ( how do you spell fired up.-F U) angels and demons (love the intellectual stimulation) cinderella (im a girl. im entitled to like atleast one disney princess.) pirates of the carribean (sighs johhny depp.) James bond (granted its a series, but you cant like just one) Freddy vs. Jason (i thought this movie was hilarious) the last holiday (jude law is hot) Moulin rouge AS YOU CAN TELL, IM NOT A BIG FAN OF HORROR. I ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE BLOOD. WELL CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE. LATA . Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. If you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile. If you still get gitty during romance part of books, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo, nolechic512 If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If sometimes you can't stop laughing for no reason, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever randomly fallen out of your chair, during class, lunch, ect, copy this into your profile. If you don't understand how people mix up 'there', 'their', and 'they're', copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend over 20 hours in your room everyday, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend those 20 hours writing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Disneyland is going to take over the world, copy and paste this to your profile. If you speak your mind and you don't care what people think about it, copy and paste this to your profile. (And as you can see i do like to post random stuff on my profile.) Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are in BOLD) Why StErEoTyPeS are the flaw in this world... I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be ANOREXIC. I'm EMO, so I MUST CUT MY WRISTS. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a GUN. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a DITZ. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST SMOKE WEED. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST EAT CAT. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be SEXY. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be GREEDY. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a SEX-TAPE. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT. I'm ATHEIST so i MUSTHATE THE WORLD. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be EVIL and have NO MORALS. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not BELIEVE in BEING RESPONSIBLE. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be GAY. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be WHITE TRASH. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY. I live in the PLAINS so I must be a COWBOY/GIRL. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to GET INTO YOUR PANTS. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a BAD DRINKING PROBLEM. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a CONCVENIENT STORE. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire SCREAMING LIKE A SAVAGE. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a WHORE. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be STUPID, STUCK UP, and a WHORE. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a SLUT I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do DRUGS. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a CONCEITED SNOB. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a GOTH or EMO. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a NAGGING, STELA-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my SPARE TIME ROLLING CIGARS. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a HOME-WRECKING WHORE. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my SOCKS with my SANDALS. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have NO SOCIAL LIFE. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a HOMOSEXUAL. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be FUCKING THEM ALL I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a HOE. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a DRUG DEALER. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be COOL and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a NAZI. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST LOOK GOOD and be CONCEITED. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be GREEDY. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be LAZY. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST LIKE LLAMAS. I'm a STONER so I MUST be GOING in the WRONG DIRECTION. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be PRUDE. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be VIOLENT. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be UGLY or CRAZY I'm BLACK so I MUST love FRIED-CHICKEN and KOOL-AID. I’m TALL so I MUST be GAWKY and a FREAK. I'm BI so I MUST think EVERY GIRL I see is HOT. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST HATE HOMOSEXUALS. I'm MIXED so I must be FUCKED UP. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am PALE so I MUST be EMO. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a DORK. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be PERFECT. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'M BLACK I'm GOTH so I MUST WORSHIP the DEVIL. I love SHOPPING so I MUST be RICH. I have a WEIRD LAUGH so I MUST be CRAZY or STUPID. I am OG so I MUST be MEXICAN I have GINGER HAIR and I’M A GIRL so I MUST be AVOIDED at ALL COSTS, BULLIED until my life is NOT WORTH LIVING, and FORCED to CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP at night BECAUSE there is NO ONE I can TALK TO. I have GUY FRIENDS so I MUST DROOL OVER all of THEM. I don’t do my HOMEWORK so I MUST be a BURN-OUT. I listen to an IPOD so I MUST be a WANNABE. I dont DO WELL IN P.E. so I MUST be a NERD. POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS MESSED UP! IGNORE IT IF YOU ARE ONE WHO AGREES WITH THESE. Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . Men are like. . .Bananas. . . Men are like. . .Vacations. . . Men are like. . .Weather. . . Men are like. . .Blenders. . . Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . . Men are like. . .Coffee. . . Men are like. . .Commercials. . . Men are like. . .Department Stores. . . Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . . Men are like. . .Mascara. . . Men are like. . .Popcorn. . . Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . . Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . . Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . . For all the remarkable women out there, Copy and Paste into your profile 20 Favorite Movie Quotes "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever-The Crow "It's only till' we've lost everything that we are free to do anything." -Fight Club "And lo the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and the beast stayed his hand. And from that day forward he was as one dead." -King Kong "Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." -The Dark Knight "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge "People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they are really saying is that something you didn't want to happen just happened." -You've Got Mail "You can't always trust the people you want to." - 10 Things I Hate About You "Childhood's over the moment you know your going to die." -The Crow "Life moves pretty fast. If you dont look around once and a while you could miss it." -Ferris Buellers Day-Off "We all benefit from a sense of contact with divinity... even if its only imagined.' -Angels & Demons "I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, everyhope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours." -The Notebook "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it." - The Lion King "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Pirates of the Caribbean "That thing, that moment, when everything around you becomes hazy...and the only thing in focus is you and this person...and you know that that person is the only one you should be kissing for the rest of your life...and for that one moment you get this amazing gift...and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry cuz you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it's all gonna go away all at the same time." -Never been Kissed "Worrying is like a rocking chair: its gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere." -Van Wilder "I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking." -Wizard of Oz "Forever is a long time and time had a way of changing things." - The Fox and The Hound "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Bruce Almighty "How do you spell 'Fired Up'? 'FU'" -Fired Up "Do you know that place between being asleep, and being awake, where you still remember your dreams? Thats where I'll always love, thats where I'll always wait for you." -Hook MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS: 1. Do you think Iggy is hot? I guess. 2. Did you cry when Ari died? Yeah. I mean he was just a kid who didn't get a family like Max did, and he didn't think he was good enough for his dad. 3. Do you think Fang is hot? HELL TO THE YES!! 4. How do you pronounce Ari's name? Air-eee 5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu? Not really. 6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage? A little bit. But I thought it was hysterical when they were doing the BS thing. 7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX? YES. Finally! 8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up? Yeah. I was more sad that Max and Fang weren't together than anything else. 9. Who is your favorite character? Definetly Fang. He's Hot. (Just can't say that enough.) 10. Do you like Jeb? No. No matter what it is unnexceptable for any parent to treat their kids like animals, and abandon them when they need you. 11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills? Yeah. It was weird enough with Angel. But they have bird in their DNA not Fish. 12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW? PSH. DUH. Max and Fang finally got together. And it was pretty funny. 13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX? Yes. Especially Angel. She just doesn't listen to a word Max says, and that makes me wish I could reach through the book, and slap her senseless. 14. Which book is your all time favorite? Definetly Max. 15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be? Ordinary by: Train 16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod? Not really. More like them being at a concert or something. 17. Who do you think the voice should be? Idk. Someone awesome. :) 18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument? Fang could totally play a guitar. 19. What bugged you the most about TFW? Hated how Max was all comittment phobe, and leaving Fang to suffer. Then she gets all jealous because she thinks that Fang likes someelse when clearly he is totally smitten with her. 20. MIGGY or FAX? FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.FAX.!! | |||||
