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since: 04-03-08, id: 1542023, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
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Author has written 44 stories for Twilight.

If you're looking Cigarette Burns!!

We have found a copy and we have posted it Stephanie's page, just because it is her story. It is NO LONGER on Bronzehairedgirl620's profile.

All Need To Read:

Last night, May 8th, 2009, Daddy’s Little Cannibal (otherwise known as Stephanie) was killed in a drunk driving accident.

Stephanie’s sister sent out a mass message through Stephanie's phone telling those who knew her about the car crash. With her sister's permission, I decided to post an author's note telling everyone on FF that she had passed away.

I do not have her log in - I do not know how any of her stories end. She was a fantastic foreshadower, and nothing ever happened that you expected. I can’t tell you what happens.

For now, Worlds Collide is put on hold. I don’t know if I can finish it, or if I even want to. I’m sorry if you read it. It was Stephanie’s idea, she kept it together, and I don’t know if I can do it without her. Hopefully you can understand.

The Epic Contest will continue until June 6th in remembrance of her, as the idea and the name were both things she came up with. The ending date was the day she was supposed to graduate high school.

In respect of Stephanie’s memory, no one will finish her stories. It’s the way she would want it, no one would ever be able to do justice to her writing, and no one is going to try.

Many of you know I was good friends with her. We collaborated many times and she was an outstanding person, by far one of my favorites on the site. I’m going to take a short break from writing, just to get things together. I’m sorry if this bothers you in any way, but given the circumstances, it's needed.

If you knew her or were a fan of her work, you know how hard this is. Her fanfiction was original and amazingly good, and her novel ideas were even better. She will be missed by everyone who knew her or knew of her; she was a legend.

-Bronzehairedgirl620

First Eulogy:

I had no intention to write a eulogy or to post it on Stephanie’s fanfiction account. I didn’t think that anyone would care about her death beyond an “I’m sorry” or “everyone has to die eventually.” But I’m glad to say that I was wrong. The support for Stephanie’s death has been over whelming. I don’t think anyone, especially Stephanie, expected her to make this big of an impact on so many people’s lives.

It’s weird that I’m writing a eulogy on fanfiction. Like I said earlier, I had no intention to tell anyone about Stephanie’s death beyond Lindsey’s (I think her screen name is Bronze something) author note. We’re actually lucky that Stephanie has the same password that she’s had since fifth grade or else I wouldn’t have been able to hack into her account. XD

If there was any doubt in anyone’s mind, Stephanie really did love fanfiction. She used to come to me in random moments and squeal about a good review and then quote it for me. When she got a bad review, she would cry and I’ll be honest, I couldn’t understand why, she just couldn’t handle it. But she never gave up; she never even mentioned giving up. She knew that she would have to leave fanfiction again (she had an account previous to this account, but she wasn’t as dedicated to it as she was this) but, to her, that was years from now.

I had never seen anyone have such raw talent for writing and a passion to match it. It is no secret that she has grown as a writer (especially her grammar) and I’m sure that she would have, with dedication and practice, become a bestselling author- if that’s the career she chose to follow.

Stephanie was an amazing person. She went through a lot in her short life, more than most people go through in a long life. That’s one of the reasons that made her amazing. She apologized for the bad choices she made, she learned from her mistakes, and she never gave up. She was a strong person that fought and worked for everything she got. I had never seen her excited about something that wasn’t illegal till she found writing and I want to thank everyone that encouraged her to write, because your encouragement helped her deal with her demons.

Stephanie was always imaginative. When we were little she was the one that told us how we were to play pretend. I cannot tell you how many times we locked her up in our shed where she was supposedly murdered before someone could save her- that made a lot of people mad, especially our friend’s parents, because the neighbor kids would get angry or cry.

What you see in her stories is what you would see in her if you knew her. She was extremely funny, extremely happy, and loving. She was the type of person that would welcome anyone and everyone into her life with open arms. I cannot tell you how many times she would leave the house at six in the morning to drive three hours away to pick up someone that was drunk and couldn’t find a ride home or to comfort someone that needed someone to talk to, even if it was as small as their cat died. She put people before her and was genuine about it. She didn’t expect things back; she didn’t want things back, which is rare.

I wish that you could’ve met her. She was genuinely an amazing person. She went through a lot, but that only made her stronger and more amazing. I’m sure I can speak for all when I say that we will miss her and that she is in a better place where she can, hopefully, meet Kurt Cobain, the man that she has admired and looked up to since she was little.

Second Eulogy:

Bronzehairedgirl620's eulogy for Stephanie's (Daddy's Little Cannibal not Stephenie Meyer) death.
September 11, 1990 - May 8, 2009

Persevere: To persist in anything undertaken; maintain a purpose in spite of difficulty, obstacles or discouragement. To continue steadfastly.

Daddy’s Little Cannibal was undoubtedly the best author on FF, and will continue to be remembered for many years to come. I told her this numerous times, and although she didn’t believe me, the overwhelming amount of support we’ve received over the past few days definitely shows that.

I’ve been asked by both Stephanie’s sister and a few readers to write a eulogy from a slightly different perspective. Daddy’s Little Cannibal was killed in a drunk driving accident on May 8th, and will forever be remembered by everyone who was fortunate enough to know her.

I wish you all could’ve known her like I did. She was an amazing person, so full of life and imagination. Her creativity was unbelievable, her story ideas original and flawlessly written, and her personality was even better. She was funny, kind, understanding, and didn’t let anything faze her. Whenever she’d receive a flame, she’d talk about it but move on, not wanting it to dampen her spirits. Whenever I’d send her a page long rant at 3am, she’d listen and say more than ‘I’m sorry.’ Whenever my writing was horrible and off, she’d wait for me to figure it out and help me instead of getting irritated. She was the best collaboration partner I could’ve asked for, and I’m honored that I was the person she chose to write stories with.

If there are two things Stephanie wanted to pass onto everyone, it’s to write for yourself and to persevere. She told everyone not to listen to what the readers want, but to write what the author thinks is fair, and if it’s justified, the readers will understand. She taught FF to push forward no matter what, to persevere. It was that optimistic attitude that kept my love of writing growing, as it fueled many around the world. We wanted to get matching tattoos with the word, just to remember that at the end of the day, flames and bad reviews aren’t worth it. Stephanie never let anything get her down, and truly lived her own advice.

If there’s anything she wanted to tell the Fanfiction world, it’s to continue despite all obstacles. To never back down and never give up, just as Stephanie never did.

Stephanie was a phenomenal person in addition to being an amazing writer. She’d make me laugh with jokes about seeing movies with Canadian being a language and her dog humping analogies, as well as our love of Mel Brooks films. We planned on going to Florida and learning how to wrestle, as well as me going down, staying with her, and getting hit on by gay guys at the Lizard Lounge.

And that if we were lesbians, we decided we’d be together. ;)

She claimed she dragged me into everything, but I’m so glad she did. If she hadn’t, I wouldn’t have known what an amazing person she was. She truly was one of my closes friends. If I had never harassed her to let me beta the original Cigarette Burns, I would’ve never gotten to know her as well as I have, and for that I am truly grateful.

She was a flabbergastingly awesome person, and yes, that’s a word. Stephanie said so. She inspired many around the world to put themselves out on a limb and write, and I know she’ll be missed by all who had the chance to read one of her stories.

She made Fanfiction and the Twilight community a better place. Her work will go on to be remembered, and she’s made her mark. She’s a legend. I know if she were here right now, she’d be looking at the number of people who have given her family and me support and wondering why people cared so much.

It’s because we love you, Steph. :)

I hope you all remember her as an amazing author and even better person. And yes, Stephanie, I fully plan on writing that editorial on you being the unicorn queen. You just wait.

And so the artist fell in love with the drug addict.”

What a stupid artist.”

What a sick, manipulative drug addict.”

-Daddy’s Little Cannibal, ‘Cigarette Burns’

Important Quotes

"We do not write because we want to, we write because we have to."
-W.Somerset.Morgan

"Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real writers persevere. The ones that don't either don't have enough fortitude and they probably wouldn't succeed anyway, or they fall in love with the glamour of writing as opposed to the writing of writing."
-Peter McWiliams

"The worst thing that being an artist (writer/painter/musician) could do to you, would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly."
-J. D. Salinger

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
-Robert Benchley

"Writing is the hardest work in the world. I have been a bricklayer and a truck driver, and I tell you – as if you haven't been told a million times already – that writing is harder. Lonelier. And nobler and more enriching."
-Harlan Ellison

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street."
-James Jones

"A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it to be God."
-Sidney Sheldon

"Writing is so difficult that I feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment hereafter."
-Jessamyn West

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
-Cyril Connolly

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
-Chuck Palahniuk

"If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have. The attitude that I'm going to show everybody, I'm going to work hard to get better and better."
-Magic Johnson


Awards for My Stories

Second Place for Best Author on Twilight Awards

First Place for Twilight Awards' Best One-Shot Short - Sex Education with Emmett - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best AU - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best All Over Scene - Sex and Vampire (Chp. 5 Thanks Emmett) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Judges Choice for Most Original Plot - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
“Weaving together the dark and violent world of a drug addict with the dazzling one of a famous artist, Cigarette Burns portrays the passion and desperation of these two worlds when they collide. Incorporating chilling feelings of loneliness, joy, and desperation, Daddy’s Little Cannibal creates a story depicting an impossible love match that must weather the storms of both human darkness and the pain inflicted by a cold world.”
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best Sex Scene (incomplete) - Sex and Vampires (Chp. 2) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Angst All Human Round (complete) - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Renesmee and Jacob - Cloud Nine - Ddaddy's little Cannibal


Links You Should Check Out. :)

I got interviewed. :)
If you want to read it - the link is right here.

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Two amazing, amazing singers have sang me birthday songs. I love them so much for doing this for me! Make sure to check them out here and here.

A story that was written for me. You can read it here. Thank you. :)
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This is a link to a site that has an artist on acid. I love this. You have to check it out. Click Me.

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When Life Gives You Lemons in German
When Life Gives You Lemons in Portuguese
Sex Education with Emmett
in Portuguese
Look Alike
in Portuguese
Fifty Cents a Ride
in Portuguese
Sex and Vampires
in Portuguese
Till Death Do Us Part
in Portuguese
The Last Night
in Portuguese
Syrup Anyone?
in Portuguese
Edward's Lullaby
in Portuguese
Boy Meets Girl in Portuguese
Cloud Nine
in Spanish
Sleigh Rides
in Spanish
Imagination Land
in Spanish
Smile for Me
in Spanish
Till Death Do Us Part
in Spanish
When Life Gives you Lemons
in Spanish
Worlds Collide in Spanish
Grim Tales in Spanish
Sex Education with Emmett in Spanish
Boundaries in Spanish
Look Alike in Spanish
No PDA in Spanish
Twilight Conversations in Spanish
Oh! The Horror in Spanish
Funeral Mute in Spanish
Edward's Lullaby in Spanish
Suicide Lane Cafe in Spanish
Boy Meets Girl in Spanish
All the Pretty Corpses in Spanish
Syrup Anyone? in Spanish
Rosalie's Cafe in Spanish

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1. Cigarette Burns » reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,778 - Reviews: 853 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Bella & Edward
2. Worlds Collide » reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 981 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Bella & Edward
3. Alice in Wonderland » reviews
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Alice & Jasper
4. The Pretty Corpses » reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,098 - Reviews: 1239 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Bella & Edward
5. Till Death Do Us Part » reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,670 - Reviews: 7724 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 8-12-08 - Bella & Edward
6. Capturing the Flames reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 121 - Published: 4-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
7. Rosalie’s Café reviews
ONE-SHOT! Edward works at an all night café. Bella doesn’t want to go home, so decides to camp out there for the night. They’re the only ones there, so Edward decides to strike up a conversation. Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger...B/E ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 279 - Published: 4-5-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
8. Boy Meets Girl » reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 886 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete
9. Imagination Land » reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,236 - Reviews: 1932 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 7-25-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
10. Twilight Conversations » reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 373 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete
11. Suicide Lane Café reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 251 - Published: 1-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
12. Happy New Year reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 12-31-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
13. Under the Mistletoe reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 12-25-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
14. Sleigh Rides reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 12-15-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
15. Every Kiss Begins With Kay reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 147 - Published: 12-14-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
16. Missing Moments » reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 436 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
17. No PDA reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete
18. All The Pretty Corpses » reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 747 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 5-22-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
19. Oh! The Horror! reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 177 - Published: 10-31-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
20. Lightning Snatcher reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-23-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
21. To the End reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
22. Smile For Me reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 8-23-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
23. Coffin of Love » reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,021 - Reviews: 1570 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Complete
24. Sex And Vampires » reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 1514 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Bella & Edward
25. High School Angst reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 147 - Published: 8-8-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
26. Cloud Nine reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 254 - Published: 8-6-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
27. Funeral Mute reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 222 - Published: 8-4-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
28. When Life Gives You Lemons » reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 1680 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 5-11-08
29. Fifty Cents A Ride reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 169 - Published: 7-8-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
30. Welcome Back » reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
31. Edward's Surprise reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete
32. Just Like Heaven reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete
33. Boundaries reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete
34. Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner » reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,045 - Reviews: 510 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-16-08
35. Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 151 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete
36. That Darn Emmett » reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-7-08
37. Look Alike reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 223 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete
38. Sex Education With Emmett reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 357 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete
39. Milk Of Regret » reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 280 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
40. Toke It Up reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 132 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
41. Grim Tales reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 143 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete
42. The Last Night » reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete
43. Syrup Anyone? reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 162 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
44. Edward's Lullaby reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 127 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
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