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| Daddy's Little Cannibal |
Author has written 43 stories for Twilight. Important Quotes "We do not write because we want to, we write because we have to." "Everyone thinks they can be a writer. Most people don't understand what's involved. The real writers persevere. The ones that don't either don't have enough fortitude and they probably wouldn't succeed anyway, or they fall in love with the glamour of writing as opposed to the writing of writing." "The worst thing that being an artist (writer/painter/musician) could do to you, would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly." "It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." "Writing is the hardest work in the world. I have been a bricklayer and a truck driver, and I tell you – as if you haven't been told a million times already – that writing is harder. Lonelier. And nobler and more enriching." "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." "The quality which makes man want to write and be read is essentially a desire for self-exposure and masochism. Like one of those guys who has a compulsion to take his thing out and show it on the street." "A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it to be God." "Writing is so difficult that I feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment hereafter." "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.” "If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have. The attitude that I'm going to show everybody, I'm going to work hard to get better and better." Awards for My Stories Second Place for Best Author on Twilight Awards First Place for Twilight Awards' Best One-Shot Short - Sex Education with Emmett - Daddy's Little Cannibal Links You Should Check Out. :) I got interviewed. :) You just got owned video. Watch it here. Two amazing, amazing singers have sang me birthday songs. I love them so much for doing this for me! Make sure to check them out here and here. A story that was written for me. You can read it here. Thank you. :) This is a link to a site that has an artist on acid. I love this. You have to check it out. Click Me. This is where I got all my information on Dracula's Castle. Click Me. When Life Gives You Lemons in German | |||||||
1. Cigarette Burns » reviewsAH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1060 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Bella & Edward2. Worlds Collide » reviewsIsabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/ETwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1041 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Bella & Edward3. Alice in Wonderland » reviewsAlice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 268 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Alice & Jasper4. The Pretty Corpses » reviewsThe Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/ETwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1261 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 11-2-08 - Bella & Edward5. Till Death Do Us Part » reviewsAll human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won't have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8016 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 8-12-08 - Bella & Edward6. Capturing the Flames reviewsExample one-shot for the "Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest." Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 137 - Published: 4-27-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. Boy Meets Girl » reviewsComplete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and JasperTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 936 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete8. Imagination Land » reviewsComplete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she's created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2003 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 7-25-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Twilight Conversations » reviewsOriginally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete10. Suicide Lane Café reviewsBella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 302 - Published: 1-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Happy New Year reviewsAll human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 12-31-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete12. Under the Mistletoe reviewsEdward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa's workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y'all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 12-25-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete13. Sleigh Rides reviewsEdward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 124 - Published: 12-15-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Every Kiss Begins With Kay reviewsFor "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shotTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 159 - Published: 12-14-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. Missing Moments » reviewsMissing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. No PDA reviewsPDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :DTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete17. All The Pretty Corpses » reviewsCOMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 5-22-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. Oh! The Horror! reviewsPost Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 194 - Published: 10-31-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. Lightning Snatcher reviewsFor Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-23-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. To the End reviewsRelationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE LemonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-7-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete21. Smile For Me reviewsEdward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 320 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 8-23-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete22. Coffin of Love » reviewsEdward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE CompleteTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1595 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08 - Complete23. Sex And Vampires » reviewsThe summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1643 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Bella & Edward24. High School Angst reviewsFor the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella's first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXETwilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 155 - Published: 8-8-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete25. Cloud Nine reviewsWINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOTTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 281 - Published: 8-6-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete26. Funeral Mute reviewsEdward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOTTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 237 - Published: 8-4-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete27. When Life Gives You Lemons » reviewsEmmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1815 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 5-11-0828. Fifty Cents A Ride reviewsAll human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Published: 7-8-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete29. Welcome Back » reviewsBella's first day back to school after the 'accident' in Jessica's and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete30. Edward's Surprise reviewsIt's Edward's Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOTTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete31. Just Like Heaven reviewsEdward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete32. Boundaries reviewsEverything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 140 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete33. Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner » reviewsREAD THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXETwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-16-0834. Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire reviewsThe story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&RTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 163 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete35. That Darn Emmett » reviewsBella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for languageTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-7-0836. Look Alike reviewsThe Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 257 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete37. Sex Education With Emmett reviewsEmmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 417 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete38. Milk Of Regret » reviewsCOMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete39. Toke It Up reviewsEmmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 144 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete40. Grim Tales reviewsThere once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AUTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 161 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete41. The Last Night » reviewsEdward is back and Bella couldn't be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete42. Syrup Anyone? reviewsBella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXETwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete43. Edward's Lullaby reviewsBella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn't know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXETwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 145 - Published: 4-6-08 - Complete
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