"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas I wanted to be Jeffery Dahmer."
-Daddy's Little Cannibal
I am the only Daddy's Little Cannibal! All the others are impersonators.
If you see any of my stories or a plot similar to my stories and it's not from this account then please report it. This is currently the only account that I have. The only stories that should be out there (that's not on this account) is WLGYL, Fifty Cents a Ride, Sex and Vampires, Look Alike, and Sex Education with Emmett which are currently being translated into Portuguese, and the girls have my permission.
A little information about the Cannibal.
Name: Stephanie
What is a Stephanie?: According to Urban Dictionary a Stephanie is...
1 .Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.
2. A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
Age: 17 (almost 18)
DOB: 9-11-1990
I'm Switzerland. I love them both. Edward should be with Bella and Jake should be with Nessie. :)
I actually liked Breaking Dawn. I had to read it twice and get use to the idea but it doesn't bother me now that the shock is over with and I totally enjoyed it and think it's just as good as the rest of the saga, in its own way. Besides, because of it I'm a proud Jake lover.
My Promise to My Readers
I promise to finish every story that I start.
I promise to update at least twice a week (unless something major happens).
I promise to keep to make my chapters (prologues and epilogues don't count) at least 2500 words or more.
I promise to try my hardest to keep the characters in character and to keep the story interesting.
Praise for the Cannibal
Second Place for Best Author on Twilight Awards
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best One-Shot Short - Sex Education with Emmett - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best AU - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best All Over Scene - Sex and Vampire (Chp. 5 Thanks Emmett) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Judges Choice for Most Original Plot - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
“Weaving together the dark and violent world of a drug addict with the dazzling one of a famous artist, Cigarette Burns portrays the passion and desperation of these two worlds when they collide. Incorporating chilling feelings of loneliness, joy, and desperation, Daddy’s Little Cannibal creates a story depicting an impossible love match that must weather the storms of both human darkness and the pain inflicted by a cold world.”
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best Sex Scene (incomplete) - Sex and Vampires (Chp. 2) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Angst All Human Round (complete) - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Links You Should Check Out. :)
This is where I got all my information on Dracula's Castle. Click Me.
When Life Gives You Lemons in Portuguese
Sex Education with Emmett in Portuguese
Look Alike in Portuguese
Fifty Cents a Ride in Portuguese
Sex and Vampires in Portuguese
Daddy's Little Cannibal FanFiction MySpace (This is not my personal)
Quotes that I Like and Respect
"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
-Howard Stern
"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space."
-Johnny Cash
"I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like."
-Jerry Garcia
"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it".
-Sarah Silverman
“A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.”
-Stella Adler.
"'Bella will you please stop trying to take off your clothes?'
'Sorry did you want to do that?'"
-Stephenie Meyer Eclipse (Edward and Bella)
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Unknown
"She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour."
Early, Squidbillies
"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."
-Bob Dylan
"Life is hard dude."
-Butt-head, philosopher, pop culture icon
"In middle school we hid hickies. In high school we hide STDs."
-Unknown
The Greatest Quote EVER!
"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush
(I couldn't breathe after I read that. I was laughing too hard)
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