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Daddy's Little Cannibal
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since: 04-03-08, id: 1542023, Profile edited: 08-20-08
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Author has written 29 stories for Twilight.

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas I wanted to be Jeffery Dahmer."
-Daddy's Little Cannibal

I am the only Daddy's Little Cannibal! All the others are impersonators.
If you see any of my stories or a plot similar to my stories and it's not from this account then please report it. This is currently the only account that I have. The only stories that should be out there (that's not on this account) is WLGYL, Fifty Cents a Ride, Sex and Vampires, Look Alike, and Sex Education with Emmett which are currently being translated into Portuguese, and the girls have my permission.

A little information about the Cannibal.

Name: Stephanie

What is a Stephanie?: According to Urban Dictionary a Stephanie is...

1 .Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.

2. A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined

Age: 17 (almost 18)

DOB: 9-11-1990

I'm Switzerland. I love them both. Edward should be with Bella and Jake should be with Nessie. :)

I actually liked Breaking Dawn. I had to read it twice and get use to the idea but it doesn't bother me now that the shock is over with and I totally enjoyed it and think it's just as good as the rest of the saga, in its own way. Besides, because of it I'm a proud Jake lover.

My Promise to My Readers

I promise to finish every story that I start.
I promise to update at least twice a week (unless something major happens).
I promise to keep to make my chapters (prologues and epilogues don't count) at least 2500 words or more.
I promise to try my hardest to keep the characters in character and to keep the story interesting.


Praise for the Cannibal

Second Place for Best Author on Twilight Awards

First Place for Twilight Awards' Best One-Shot Short - Sex Education with Emmett - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best AU - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best All Over Scene - Sex and Vampire (Chp. 5 Thanks Emmett) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
Judges Choice for Most Original Plot - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal
“Weaving together the dark and violent world of a drug addict with the dazzling one of a famous artist, Cigarette Burns portrays the passion and desperation of these two worlds when they collide. Incorporating chilling feelings of loneliness, joy, and desperation, Daddy’s Little Cannibal creates a story depicting an impossible love match that must weather the storms of both human darkness and the pain inflicted by a cold world.”
Second Place for Twilight Awards' Best Sex Scene (incomplete) - Sex and Vampires (Chp. 2) - Daddy's Little Cannibal
First Place for Twilight Awards' Best Angst All Human Round (complete) - Cigarette Burns - Daddy's Little Cannibal


Links You Should Check Out. :)

This is where I got all my information on Dracula's Castle. Click Me.

When Life Gives You Lemons in Portuguese

Sex Education with Emmett in Portuguese

Look Alike in Portuguese

Fifty Cents a Ride in Portuguese

Sex and Vampires in Portuguese

Daddy's Little Cannibal FanFiction MySpace (This is not my personal)


Quotes that I Like and Respect

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
-Howard Stern

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space."
-Johnny Cash

"I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like."
-Jerry Garcia

"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it".
-Sarah Silverman

“A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.”
-Stella Adler.

"'Bella will you please stop trying to take off your clothes?'
'Sorry did you want to do that?'"
-Stephenie Meyer Eclipse (Edward and Bella)

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Unknown

"She was my dream, my muse. A vision suitable for the wide-screen format. I can still taste her fist against my face. The sweet sugary sweat from a lifetime of diabetes. A heartbeat you could hear from six blocks away. One big pump every hour."
Early, Squidbillies

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."
-Bob Dylan

"Life is hard dude."
-Butt-head, philosopher, pop culture icon

"In middle school we hid hickies. In high school we hide STDs."
-Unknown

The Greatest Quote EVER!

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

(I couldn't breathe after I read that. I was laughing too hard)




1. Till Death Do Us Part » reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 399 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 8-12-08
2. Imagination Land » reviews
Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE There’s lemons in this story. Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 387 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 7-25-08
3. Coffin of Love » reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,738 - Reviews: 1246 - Updated: 8-16-08 - Published: 4-24-08
4. Beautiful Disaster » reviews
Continuation to Cigarette Burns. Bella is clean and is still dating Edward. But the news is spreading quickly about Edward’s new drug addict girlfriend and not everyone is thrilled to know that their prodigy is going down a “dangerous road.” BXE
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,642 - Reviews: 744 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 7-16-08
5. Sex And Vampires » reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,504 - Reviews: 1213 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 6-5-08
6. High School Angst reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 8-8-08
7. Twilight Conversations » reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 7-18-08
8. Cloud Nine reviews
BREAKING DAWN SPOILER! Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
9. Funeral Mute reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
10. All The Pretty Corpses » reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 542 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 5-22-08
11. When Life Gives You Lemons » reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Very lemony! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,621 - Reviews: 1328 - Updated: 7-17-08 - Published: 5-11-08
12. Cigarette Burns » reviews
ALL HUMAN! Complete! Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. BXE Twilight Awards Winner for best angst in all human round and second place for Best AU
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,749 - Reviews: 1207 - Updated: 7-16-08 - Published: 5-3-08
13. Fifty Cents A Ride reviews
All human! Laundry mats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-8-08
14. Welcome Back » reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 5-18-08
15. Edward's Surprise reviews
It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 6-20-08
16. Just Like Heaven reviews
Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
17. Boundaries reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
18. Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner » reviews
Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him...Better than it sounds! BXE I suck at summaries. Cute, Funny, Fluffy. Complete.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,940 - Reviews: 367 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-16-08
19. Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 5-17-08
20. That Darn Emmett » reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-7-08
21. No PDA reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
22. Look Alike reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
23. Sex Education With Emmett reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
24. Milk Of Regret » reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 4-5-08
25. Toke It Up reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
26. Grim Tales reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-13-08
27. The Last Night » reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-9-08
28. Syrup Anyone? reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
29. Edward's Lullaby reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-6-08
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