(This is Across the Sky, used to be known as silver candle, under a second account. The same crazy person. Please visit my main profile. There will be a bit more information about me there. Thank you. This is some silly stuff from the other profile.)

You know you're in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

bold what you are...

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

~92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

~If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my friends)

~If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think that twilight should be a part of the school curriculum because it is just that awesome and all the books you read in school usually suck... copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

~If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

~If you are equally, if not more so, in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile twice. If you are equally, if not more so, in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile twice.

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

~If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

~My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

~If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

~I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

~98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

~If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

~If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

~IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

~If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.

~If you wish Stephenie would publish Midnight Sun NOW because it would totally help you write something in Edward's POV, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

~If you compulsivly edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you want to cry when you see punctuation marks abused and can't edit, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

~If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

~If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

~If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.