BONJOUR AND HELLO PEOPLES!!

How was that for an intro? I know, I know it was nothing compared to some of these bios. What you gonna do?

So some basic facts about the Unknown Me:

~I am writing seven novels (Yes I'm dead serious and I can do that and have a life! See if I don't.)
~I LOVE musicals, books, movies, writing, and scarring people with my crazy talk.

Musicals I luv: Les Miserables, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Fiddler on the Roof, My Fair Lady, Guys and Dolls, Sweeny Todd (the one with Johnny Depp), and I can't remember the other titles because there are more but I just never remember when I need to remember.

Books I luv: HARRY POTTER, Twilight, The Host, Maximum Ride series, Vampire Diaries series, Wicked, Les Miserables, Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass, Da Vinci Code (note that I am Christian but I read them for fun, not because I believe in it or anything.), City of Bones, The Outsiders, Redwall series, Burned, Glass, Impulse, Crank, Valiant, Tithe, Betwixt, Blue Blood, The Eyes of a King, Night World series, Book of Shadows series, Uninvited, Avatars : So This is How It Ends, Silver Moon Elm series, Inheritance series, This is All, Just Listen, Black Tattoo, and like the musicals much more but it's like midnight and I have more to tell you peoples.

Movies I luv: Covenant, Harry Potter (they might not be all up to bar but they still have hot actors ((Tom Felton is MINE!! Stay away!), Pirates of the Caibbean trilogy, Spider-Man trilogy, X-Men trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Jumper, the Prestige, Reign Over Me (this is a great tear jerker), Juno, Sweeny Todd with Johnny Depp, The Outsiders, Phantom of the Opera (newer one), Sleeping With the Enemy, iRobot, I Am Legend (the book was well, horrible), Van Helsing, Transformers, Indiana Jones movies, Troy, Dejavu, The Brave One, Blood and Chocolate (what's not good about that combo??), and like the other two topics this has more.

Other: Death Note is my love! also: Sailor Moon, Vampire Knights, Naruto, Inuyasha, Blood pluse, Bleach, Avatar The Last Airbender (I'll admit that I have only seen the Water and Earth chapters and I really want to see the fire chap), Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X2, Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, Spirited Away, and most likely more...I'm not sure...

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Naruto Pairings I love/tolerate:

Naru/Tem

Naru/Ino

Naru/Ten

Naru/Tayu

Naru/Haku (female or male he's sexy either way!)

Naru/Neji

Naru/Kaka

Naru/Shika

Naru/Gaara(ahh! GAARA!!MINE!!)

Naru/Ita

Naru/Kiba

Naru/Shino

Naru/Sasu

FemNaru/All the males I just listed as I'm too lazy to re-type them again(the Naru/Sasu depends...)

Shika/Tem

Shika/Ino

Zabu/Haku

Gaa/OC

Gaa/Dei

Gaa/Lee

Dei/Tobi

Kaka/Iruk

Kaka/Anko

Kaka/Ita

Ita/Dei

Sasori/Dei

Sasu/Saku (personally I think he could at least go with Ino, but Sakura can either take him or go and be part of a cat house or die, I'm good with either)

Sasu/Ita (don't even mention incest to me I realize it so get the fuck over it. Their adorable together and really it's not the lovey lovey sort it's like love but like not boy on boy sex love...makes sense?? I just don't like the fact that they are the way they are portrayed in the canon manga/anime)

Neji/Ten

Neji/Hina(again, mention incest and I'll tell you to go to another fucking page of the fucking website. I've got enough bull shit to handle without dealing with a bunch of stick up your ass dickheads. So get over the fact I like the damn pair up)

Neji/Gaa

Neji/Shika

Neji/Kiba

Neji/Lee (it took some odd fics to win me over but they grew on me)

Kiba/Shino

Kiba/Shika

Shika/Kin

Shika/Tayu

Kankuro/Ten

Kankuro/Ino

Hina/Shino

Hina/Kiba

Hina/Ita

Naruto Pairings I hate:

Naru/Orochi( I'm sorry but seriously?? Are you fucking joking with me!? That's so...STUPID AND IMPOSSIBLE!!)

Naru/Jiraiya

Jiraiya/any female/male Naruto character other than Tsunade

Tsunade/Any male/female character other than Jiraiya

Sai/Anyone

Naru/Hina (before you blast me with WTF's, I just have to say that it's too predictable to me, I'd prefer her end up with Kiba or Shino and them be the guy she's ignored or hasn't noticed because of Naruto. Yes, it's a sweet pair, but it's too FUCKING PREDICTABLE!!

Naru/Saku (Do you WANT me to go into a fucking rant? Because I will, and damn them who think the bitch should even be given a shot with Naruto!)

Naru/Anyone in Akatsuki that's not: Deidara, Itachi, Sasori, Tobi, Peine, Kisame(I know it's weird)

Gaara/Hina (she'd feint so much there'd be no action and plus, Gaara can do better, i love Hinata but she's not Gaara standard)

Gaara/Saku--DIE PINK HAIRED BITCH! DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON MY GAARA!!

Gaara/Tem (eh)

Gaara/Anyone in Akatsuki that is not: Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Tobi, or maybe Peine(I'll have to see if I can find any fics on this pair up to convince me)

Reason people look at me funny when I have my back turned: I have a theory.
~Everyone is crazy, therefore there is not such thing as "normal". But since everyone is crazy then that means that being crazy is considered normal. That means that anyone who actually manages to be "normal" (the first normal not the crazy normal) is crazy by the crazy people's standards. However this then makes the "norma" person crazy normal since they are still considered crazy. But the crazy is not off the walls, it's only meaning is that of strange and unique. So all is all, crazy is normal and normal is crazy therefore they are two in one.

Now after reading that, do you think that if we were face to face and I said all that to you would you go "Uh, sure..." and then take a step back or just walk off with some stupid excuse?

So, enjoy the madness that is Maxi and prepare to have your mind confuddled.

Pickles!!

Do what you can to help. Words speak louder than any mere action could, use your own words to inspire and to show the world what it's doing to itself. We, all of us including myself, are killing our mother. She gave us all the life we don't truly deserve by trashing her and by hating nearly half of her children. Our mother is crying for us to stop. She's crying as she dies around us while we let it happen. The only way to save our mother is to change ourselves. I may seem like one of those people label 'Tree-huggers' but if it means that I help my mother Earth than damn it I'm a Tree-hugger and proud of it too! Help save our mother and repost this and add your name to this message so that others may know the murder being done by the children of our world.

~Maximum Potter

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

MONTH ONE:

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

MONTH TWO:

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

MONTH THREE:

You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

MONTH FOUR:

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

MONTH FIVE:

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?

MONTH SIX:

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

MONTH SEVEN:

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afriad to let her know it.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the mother who shielded her daughter from all the htu when she confesed to her father and I that she was lesbian.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the highschool student too confused by other people to know my own heart.

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS—

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm TEXAN , so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a GEEK so I MUST want to be something like a lawer or doctor
I'm a BOOKWORM so I MUST be smart
I DO BALLET so I MUST be GAY
I like Shopping at Ambercrombie so I MUST be a prep
I have BLOND HAIR, so I MUST be easy.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I am DIFFERENT , so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS so I MUST have no friends.
I am the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.

I don’t GO TO CHURCH so I MUST be atheist.
I don't TALK MUCH so I must be DEPRESSED.
I prefer the NIGHT, so I must be GOTH.
I MAKE some things I WEAR, so I must be POOR.
I don't EAT LUNCH, so I must be STARVING MYSELF.
I WORK at a bakery, so I MUST know how to BAKE.
I LOVE Harry Potter, so I MUST not believe the BIBLE.
I'm ASSEXUAL, so I must have something WRONG with my gender organs.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST HATE blondes.
I'm a GIRL, so I must want to HAVE KIDS.
I DIDN'T go to school today, so I MUST have been HUNG OVER.
I LOVE HOMOSEXUALS, so I MUST be one too.
I HATE hypocrites, so I MUST be one myself.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must be a HILLBILLIE.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must have an OUTHOUSE.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST want to be a NURSE OR TEACHER.
I'm FAT, so I MUST eat my troubles away.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

This one is from Sapphirepaw

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,

If you almost cryed while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Sapphire09, Maximum Potter,

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, Reishii-Chan, Midami Uchiha of the sand, Maximum Potter,

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia