Not much to say about me. I'm a female Canadian teen. That pretty much sums it up.

If you've managed to find your way on this page, then I'm sorry it's such a disappointing piece of cyber-space.

Oops, I'm not a frequent user of this site anymore, and what I did was add my new story as a second chapter of "Sexy Hogwarts". But then I changed my mind, deleted it and made it its own story. I didn't know it would count as an update for my old story and now it's bumped to the top. I'm sorry about that, it was unintentional.

EDIT: Since I didn't like the fact that my story was bumped to the top for no reason, I decided to delete the second story I wrote and add it as a chapter to the original story, thus justifying its bump. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused!

Updates: I tweaked a second chapter to "Sexy Hogwarts" and finally worked up the nerve to add it. I hope you enjoy! Sorry it took so long... about a year and a half.
Works in Progress: Um...

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1. Sexy Hogwarts » reviews

Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 8-7-06

2. How Happy is Your Meal reviews

It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.

Complete - TV Commercials - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07

3. The Fate of a Friend reviews

[Slash] What can you do when you've fallen in love with your best mate? Ron thinks he knows the answer.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

4. Sleeping to Dream reviews

When we dream, we enter a world of all our hopes, our aspirations, and our fantasies. Ennis dreams of Jack. [On hiatus]

Brokeback Mountain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06

5. Conflictions of Convictions reviews

Draco thinks they're just enemies with benefits. Ron thinks they're more than that by now. Ah, the trifles of young lust. [On hiatus]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05

6. Artless Embrace reviews

It was what Jack had wanted all along. It was what Jack knew would never again be repeated.

Complete - Brokeback Mountain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 12-15-05

7. Hogwarts' Heroes reviews

Harry and Ron must save Hogwarts and Hermione from their arch nemesis Draco Malfoy, all the while avoiding detention from Professor Snape.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05

8. Mouthful of Chocolate reviews

Ron won't share his chocolate, so Harry has to take it by force. Completely fluffy.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

9. Behind the Bookcase » reviews

To Harry, one kiss from Draco Malfoy is never enough.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 10-5-05

10. Malfoy and Me » reviews

Ron secretly writes a story about Draco. Draco secretly reads it. And now he wants revenge. As usual, slash prevails.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 8-11-05

11. Mr Brightside » reviews

In Jack's eyes, he and Popuri were meant to be. Popuri, who was married, strugged with that opinion. The tale of a farmer who couldn't let go, and the events that followed.

Complete - Harvest Moon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 6-23-05

12. The Sky's Artisan reviews

Elli takes a stroll down the beach at night to find a quiet moment. Instead, she unexpectantly finds true enchantment.

Complete - Harvest Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-7-05 - Published: 8-7-05

13. South of Summers » reviews

Ness and his posse finally get a well deserved vacation. It seems however that action, adventure, and random blue faced enemies follow them wherever they go. A light, breezy fic, like Summers itself.

Complete - Earthbound - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 7-30-05

14. A Writer's Craft reviews

When you're lacking imagination, it sure helps when Harry Potter and the gang are there to inspire you!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

15. Fireworks on the Mountain reviews

Ralph and Jack go up the mountain alone. Jack has some unrequitted love to take care of. What do YOU think might happen? Heh heh.

Complete - Lord of the Flies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05

16. Ruby Red in Mineral Town » reviews

There's a movie filming in Mineral Town... starring the villagers! But sometimes the story behind the camera can become more interesting than the film itself.

Complete - Harvest Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 2-2-04

17. Killer Cliche » reviews

The folks of HM64 go on a trip... but when people start to die around them, it time to find the killer before they're the next victims.

Complete - Harvest Moon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-10-03 - Published: 9-22-03

18. Letters, Love and Lies » reviews

The girls have their hearts set on the new charming farmer. Some are willing to go great lengths to win his heart, including jeopardization of lifelong friendships.

Complete - Harvest Moon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,528 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-28-03 - Published: 7-14-03

19. JP III: What Happened to Billy Brennan reviews

The movie didn't explain anything about Billy, and how he survived. So this is my version of it.

Complete - Jurassic Park - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-28-02 - Published: 1-28-02