I am a teenage girl from Canada and I'm new to this.So,sorry if I screw up every now and then.All flames shall be used to roast marshmallows. And constructive criticism always welcome :)

Here's a bit about me:

I love reading,art,watching tv,hanging with friends,going on the computer,being absolutely just plain lazy and chocolate(frozen dark Belgian chocolate is my favorite).I can speak french(main language english) and write in it too.

Favorite sports:Tae Kwon Do,gymnastics,dance,figure skating,skiing and horse back riding.

Fave movies:I have a lot,but here are couple of my best:Lord of the Rings,Pirates of the Caribbean,Harry Potter and The Mists of Avalon.I also really like Disney.

Fave music:I like pretty much anything except some heavy metal and rap.Some of my favorite artists are Enya,Loreena McKinnit,Carrie Underwood,Sara Bareilles,All American Regects and Nickleback.

Favorite books:I read a lot so I'm not going to put every book I've read,but here are a few:The Harry Potter series,Lord of the Rings,The Mists of Avalon,The Other Boleyn Girl,The Twilight series and the Royal Diaries.I also like history books.

Fave TV shows:Third Watch,Due South,House M.D.Two and A-Half Men,The Suite Life of Zach and Cody,Hannah Montana,MuchMoreMusic,Discovery Channel(I know they're not TV shows,but I like them),What Not to Wear,Charmed and some more things I can't think of.

More Random Things:

Fav colors: Purple,blue and green

Fav animals:I like any type but especially dolphins,whales and sharks

School: Drama,choir,band and art

Fav foods: Anything but mushrooms and some meats

Dislikes: Spiders,cannibalism,zombies(thanks to the movie Fido), horror movies,super scary books, fire, needles and balloons ( don't ask )

Random Quotes and So onn:

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems...

The road to success is not straight.
There is a curb called Failure; a loop called Confusion; speed bumps called Friends; red lights called Enemies; caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination; an engine called Perseverance; insurance called Faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success!

SHUT UP VOICES OR I'LL POKE YOU WITH A Q-TIP AGAIN!

Ductape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side. Plus it holds the universe together.

Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun.

The real problem with reality is theres no background music.

"Murderer? Well, thats a harsh word. I prefere to think of myself as a Mortality Technician"

"I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I tell them It's in a jar on my desk."

Tragedy? That's when I cut my finger. Comedy? That's when you walk into an open sewer and die.

You know you're a Lord of the Ring freak if:

1. When asked where you want to go on vacation, you say, "A nice trip to Imladris would be relaxing."

2. Your idea of a perfect marriage means that you marry an Elf.

3. When your little brother's first word is "Ada", you get excited, because you know that's the Sindarin word for "Dad".

4. When you see a golden band around someone's finger, you wonder why they aren't invisible.

5. Your idea of "graceful" is watching Legolas prance through the woods killing orcs.

6. You write the mayor and tell him that houses built into the ground with round, wooden doors are a better way to live.

7. At a restaurant, you ask the chef if they serve Lembas.

8. When you grow up, you want to live in New Zealand.

9. You consider anyone measuring below 5 feet to be a "half-ling".

10. When asked in class to give a synonym for "traitor", you say "Gollum!"

11. Mom hears you muttering "My Precious" in your sleep.

12. Your goal is to live to be 111+

Copy and Paste Thingys:

You know you live in 2008 when...

(1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

(2) You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years.

(3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname.

(4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

(6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

(7) As you read this list you keep smiling and nodding.

(8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

(9) And you were too busy to read number 5

(10) And you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

(11) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

(12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Erurawien,the-dolphins-way

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can qoute it word-for-word and you do at random times: copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, phychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.