Hi, I'm Rethira. Welcome to my profile. It's kinda long, so you don't have to read all of it.

Oh yes, for those of you out there who actually do read this, I am a girl and as far as I know I am straight. Just because I read and write yaoi doesn't mean that I am a lesbian. I resent the implication that you must be homosexual if you write yaoi.

For those of you who do not like yaoi and believe that everyone who writes it should be shot, I have one simple thing to say to you. IF YOU DON'T LIKE READING YAOI, THEN DON'T READ IT. IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLICK ON SOME YAOI, THEN CLICK THE BACK BUTTON. IT CAN BE FOUND IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER OF YOUR BROWSER. AND ABOVE ALL, DON'T GO AROUND READING YAOI JUST TO FLAME THE AUTHOR. THEY WILL NOT APPRECIATE IT.

Um, Profile Info

Gender:...female.

Name: you can call me Rethira. Or Ritz. Or hey, you.

Oh, yeah, I take requests, so if there's an idea or something you'd like me to write, then send me a PM. I'd prefer anything yaoi and from the list I have below of my fave pairings. Obviously SessInu would be much appreciated.

Fanfics

The Scent Of Sex And Blood - M - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu smut

Cute - T - Complete. Inuyasha. (The Afternoon After is its sequel) SessInu fluff

Only You Can Keep Me Away - M - In progress, Naruto. SasuNaru fluffy smut. On long term hiatus.

The Afternoon After... - M - in progess, Inuyasha. SessInu mostly smut, little plot. On indefinite hiatus.

My Other Half - T - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu fluff, at the final battle tragedy occurs.

Grieving - T - Complete, Yu-Gi-Oh. BakuraRyou fluff, Ryou has commited suicide and Bakura must learn how to cope with his loss.

Wet Dream - M - Complete, Fullmetal Alchemist. RoyEd semi-smut, Ed falls asleep at work and has a rather embarrassing dream.

And I Will Write - M - Complete, Gravitation. EiriShuichi semi-smut, Eiri thinks about his relationship with Shuichi.

Blood - M - Complete, Yu-Gi-Oh. Tendershipping fluff really. Angsty. Lots of blood.

Under The Stars - M - Complete, Inuyasha. Sessxhuman!Inu, on the night of the new moon they frolic under the stars.

The Broken Hanyou - M - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu, Inuyasha has a secret that has the chance to completely break him.

It Doesn't Matter Anymore - T - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu, implied as onesided. Inuyasha reflects on his mistakes before he dies.

I Wish It Didn't Matter - T - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu. The events leading up to It Doesn't Matter Anymore

Puppy Love - M - In progress, Inuyasha. SessInu, their meeting in high school is turbulent to say the least. On indefinite hiatus. BUT the third chapter is half wrote, so this will be revived when the muses strike.

I'm Sorry - M - Complete, Inuyasha. Inuyasha is hurt worse than ever before and all his attacker can say is 'I'm Sorry'.

The Changes I Would Make - M - in progress, Final Fantasy VII. SephCloud, years after Kadaj's defeat, Cloud begins to have dreams of the past, but they are more than they appear.

Lehran's Death - K+ - Complete, Fire Emblem. ZelgiusLehran, drabbles about Lehran's thoughts on life etc. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR RADIANT DAWN.

Cutting The Strings - M - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. SephCloud, they are both puppets, but the time has come to cut their strings.

Final Whisper - T - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. Implied SephCloud. He was still in there but no-one knew about it. All they saw was a Puppet and that was good.

Doll - T - Complete, Inuyasha. Ambiguous relationship between Sess and Inu. That's all Inuyasha was now...a doll.

Creation - T - Complete, Inuyasha. Implied rape. How to create a living doll.

Sometimes - T - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. Guess the pairings. Sometimes he hated himself.

Scars - T - Complete, Inuyasha. Implied SessInu. It hurt when the scars were made, but in the end, they showed just how much he loved him.

Angel - K+ - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. Implied Zangeal. Zack's musings on just what Angeal is - an angel, or a monster.

Dead Stalkers - M - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. Implied SephLozKadajYazooCloud. Living stalkers are bad enough, but Cloud has four dead ones only he can see. CRACK. Part of Stalker Series.

Corporeal Stalkers - M - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. Implied SephLozKadajYazooCloud. Cloud's dead stalkers are still dead, but can now touch him and be seen by others. Oh dear. Part of Stalker Series.

Cold - M - Complete, The Brothers Grimm. WillJake. They were accused of buggery by the French and Jacob reminisces on why.

Regret - T - Complete, Ai no Kusabi. IasonRiki. If there was one thing Iason never did, it was regret saving Riki.

Lying - M - Complete, Inuyasha. ??Inu. He has to lie to himself, or he would never be able to live with himself.

Truth - M - Complete, Inuyasha. SessInu. Sequel to Lying. If this isn't love what is it?

She Remembered - K - Complete, Immortal Rain. RainMachika. She didn't care that she hadn't seen him for almost a year, because she remembered.

Shattered Memories - K - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. No pairings. When Mother retreated he would see their faces...

Gene Splicing - T - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. SephCloud, TsengRufus, squint to see it ZackReno. Needless to say, it did not go well.

Relationships - M - Complete, Kingdom Hearts. Too many pairings to list. Axel attempts to explain the relationships in The Castle That Never Was.

Different - T - Complete, Final Fantasy VII. AngealCloudGenesisSephirothZack. Genesis has always been different. That may be a good thing.

Thinking - M - Complete, Star Trek: 2009. KirkSpock. James Tiberius Kirk does a lot of thinking. Mostly about his relationship with Spock.

A note on the Stalker Series

Although it will be posted in chronological order, some people will want to see the exact order it is in. Also, some entries will be posted on my lj, so this list will include all parts of the Stalker Series.

1. Dead Stalkers - found on fanfiction.net

2. Corporeal Stalkers - found on fanfiction.net

Fave Pairings or threesomes or moresomes (the first name is seme in this list, although I might like some variations)

Sesshomaru/Inuyasha (I don't mind Inu/Sess) - Inuyasha

Sephiroth/Cloud - Final Fantasy VII Compilation

Angeal/Zack - Final Fantasy VII Compilation

Angeal/Genesis - Final Fantasy VII Compilation

Angeal/Genesis/Zack (or variations) - Final Fantasy VII Compilation

Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud (or variations) - Final Fantasy VII Compilation

Roy/Ed - Fullmetal Alchemist

Iason/Riki - Ai no Kusabi

Raoul/Katze - Ai no Kusabi

Xemnas/Saix - Kingdom Hearts (or the other way around, I don't mind)

Kirk/Spock (or the other way around) - Star Trek XI (the 2009 film)

L/Light (L must be seme!! most of the time) - Death Note

Yami/Yugi - Yu-Gi-Oh!

Seto/Joey - Yu-Gi-Oh!

Bakura/Ryou - Yu-Gi-Oh!

Marik/Malik or Malik/Marik, whichever floats your boat. - Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yuki/Shuichi - Gravitation

Syaoran/Sakura (yes, a het pairing! OMG) - Cardcaptor Sakura/Tsubasa

Rain/Machika (and another one! Something's wrong with me...) - Immortal Rain

Hideki/Chi - Chobits

Chrono/Rosette - Chrno Crusade

Random stuff I've copied and pasted

Manga: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how can you possibly afford drugs?

Yaoi: my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to yaoi, how can you even think about anything else, let alone drugs?

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Animefangirlforever, Rethira,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Animefangirlforever, Rethira,

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl,Mitsukai Tsubasa,Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Okay, serious stuff below.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

(For that bit it's died. My dad died from brain cancer when I was eight. My brother was six. If you look at that bit below this about gay marriages then glance at number nine. My mum hasn't remmarried. And I turned out alright. Then my first cat - and yes I know, she was just a cat - was pretty much diagnosed with some form of cancer. I spent the last day of her life with her. She couldn't even stand up to use the litter tray and I had to carry her to it. She couldn't eat. She just slept the day away. I had to call my mum to come home so we could have her put down - I couldn't bear to leave her like that, and if you had heard the crys she had made while she struggled to stand, you would agree with me.)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. We all always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in the world.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. And why we force widows or widowers to remarry if they have children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

And now, to end my exceedingly long profile, I have but one thing to say:

I hope you enjoy your time here, on Earth, and I hope you enjoy reading all the fanfics here, at ff.net. But above all, I hope you enjoy being the passing daydream of a giant space beetle.