| coffeebuddha |
Author has written 104 stories for Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon X-overs, Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon, X-Men: Evolution, Pirates of the Caribbean, Slayers, Artemis Fowl, Danny Phantom, Tin Man, StarTrek: The Original Series, South Park, Psych, Criminal Minds, Glee, Castle, Queer as Folk, Sherlock, Sanctuary, and Supernatural. I've finally changed my screen name from Elissa-Dido to coffeebuddha, just to make things a little more uniform all around. Sorry if anyone's confused by the change. I'm still me, just with a different name! Anything that predates 2010 is discontinued. If you want to contact me, then please feel free to send me a private message. I can't promise to get back to you right away, but I'll try to do my best. You can also reach me through my Live Journal: http://coffeebuddha.livejournal.com/ A master listing of my fics can be found here. | |||||
1. Lost Souls in Sin City reviewsGrowing up is never easy, but it's a little better when you have help from your friends. Pre-series Reid-centric fic.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-1-11 - S. Reid & Ethan - Complete2. Lay You Down Like A Throw Rug reviewsIn which Javier accidentally becomes an interior designer, Kevin is the homicide detective who's been quietly pining for him for ages, and everyone thinks swatch is a stupid word.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-8-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete3. The Way You Lie » reviewsSpencer's angry, Ethan's in town, Derek's jealous, and nobody's telling the complete truth about anything. Features Ethan from 2x18, Jones. Sequel to Hot Like Mexico.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-13-11 - Published: 9-24-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan4. A Cold and Broken Hallelujah reviewsThey don't talk about whatever it is they're doing. There are no promises, no plans.Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-9-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete5. Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls » reviewsIn which Javier takes a life drawing class and Kevin is the nude model of his dreams. College AU.Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-6-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R.6. With A Little Help From My Friends reviewsGetting drunk usually isn't the answer, but that doesn't mean it'll hurt. onesided Morgan/Reid, onesided Hotch/GarciaCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-6-11 - D. Morgan & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete7. Making Love Out Of Nothing At All reviews"Worst. Vacation. Ever," Spencer grumbles, though there's no real heat behind his slightly sleep slurred words. He watches the wavering flames of the fire and hopes he drools on Derek's leg when he inevitably falls asleep.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-11 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete8. The Family That Prays Together reviewsGabriel's just past his two thousandth birthday the first time he runs away, but Lucifer tells him he's acting more like he's nine hundred.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-9-11 - Gabriel - Complete9. Wash the Echoes Out reviewsSpencer's life is about as perfect as anything he could have asked for, so why does he feel like it's about to crack apart around the edges?Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-26-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete10. Nine o'clock on a Saturday reviewsDerek recognizes the kid turning tricks in the bar from one of the recruiting lectures he went to with Gideon three, maybe four months ago.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-18-11 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete11. A Day In The Life » reviewsA collection of ficlets revolving around Justin and Brian.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-18-11 - Published: 11-19-10 - Justin T. & Brian K.12. Getting Lucky reviewsKevin has a four leaf clover and he knows how to use it.Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-18-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete13. Winging It reviewsHotch shows Garcia a whole new world. crack!ficCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-11 - P. Garcia & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete14. Tech Support reviewsHotch helps Garcia build him a new computer.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & P. Garcia - Complete15. Raise Your Glass reviewsKevin's date stands him up on Valentine's Day, so in the time honored tradition of bros, he and Javier get falling down drunk.Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete16. Bacon reviewsReid decides to bring Morgan breakfast in bed. Clooney decides to help.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-1-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete17. Clarke's Law reviewsAny sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-10 - Henry F. & Nikola T. - Complete18. Freckles reviewsEsposito notices Ryan's freckles for the first time.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete19. Bubble reviewsSometimes there is no right answer.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-17-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete20. Let's All Go To The Movies reviewsWhen Morgan takes hold of his hand, his fingers slippery from the butter on the popcorn they've been sharing, it suddenly occurs to Spencer that this might be a date.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-17-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete21. Tethered reviewsHe can't even figure out what the problem is, much less solve it, and that makes his skin itch even more than the all too frequent shouting. The great Spencer Reid, brilliant genius, laid low by simple human emotions.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-10 - S. Reid & Ethan - Complete22. Afternoon Delight reviewsSpencer decides to surprise Derek in his office, but things don't go exactly as planned.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete23. Bookmarked reviewsHotch lets on more than he ever meant to with his secret Santa present to Reid.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete24. Falling For You reviewsShawn has a way of getting Lassie to try things he'd normally never even consider.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete25. Chocolate reviewsSpencer hadn't been expecting anything when he'd mentioned that no one had ever gotten him a present 'just because'.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-16-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete26. Touched for the Very First Time reviewsThings take a turn for the interesting after Shawn helps a drunk Lassie get home from the bar. Set during 1x10, From the Earth to the Starbucks.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete27. A Night at the Opera reviewsWhen she told Gus yes, Juliet wasn't expecting to have a good time. Not because it's Gus, but because it's the opera, and the closest she's ever come to seeing an opera is watching Looney Tunes as a kid.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-10 - Juliet oH. & Burton G./Gus - Complete28. Expectations reviews"Anticipation," Nikola tells him once, "is a remarkably powerful aphrodisiac that can make even the most stalwart of men weak in the knees."Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-10 - Henry F. & Nikola T. - Complete29. Walking Dead reviewsLeave it to Sherlock Holmes to be more troubled about not being able to deduce why he's the walking dead than by the fact that he now is one. Undead!Sherlock crack fic.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-10 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete30. Moonlight reviewsSometimes it doesn't seem possible that the man in John's bed is really Sherlock Holmes.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-10 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete31. Shawnie Went ACourtin' reviewsCarlton doesn't realize it's a date until it's too late.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete32. Bigger on the Inside reviewsSpencer is like a TARDIS-right out there where anyone can see, but so easy to miss because you can't open him up and look at how much bigger, how much more he is on the inside.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-10 - S. Reid & Ethan - Complete33. Turkey Days reviewsIn retrospect, helping Castle pull a prank on Captain Montgomery may not have been the best thing to do less than a week before Thanksgiving.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete34. Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax reviewsSometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 11-24-10 - S. Reid & Sherlock H. - Complete35. Low Risk reviewsShawn loves Juliet, but sometimes he wonders if he picked the wrong partner.Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-10 - Shawn S. - Complete36. A Sticky Situation reviewsDerek misses Spencer's long hair.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete37. Sharing the Blame reviewsKate should probably be more on guard, but between the eggnog and James Patterson, a little mistletoe doesn't seem that threatening.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-21-10 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete38. Beard reviewsSpencer sits on the sidelines and watches Garcia act as Derek's date at a coworker's wedding.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete39. Hero Worship reviewsSpencer hates Derek's beard.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-20-10 - D. Morgan & P. Garcia - Complete40. Expiration reviewsLassiter's thoughts in the moments before he signs his divorce papers.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-10 - Carlton L. - Complete41. Recoil reviewsLassie finds out that Shawn's been lying about being psychic.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete42. Blink And You'll Miss It » reviewsA collection of drabbles covering a variety of genres and characters.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-19-10 - Published: 3-18-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L.43. Poetry in Motion reviewsRyan's on a bit of an adrenalin high and Esposito's there to help him out with it. Tag fic to 3x09, Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind.Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-16-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete44. Snapshots » reviewsVarious 100 word drabbles focusing on Esposito and Ryan.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 11-10-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R.45. Cracks reviewsThis is the worst thing that could happen. The absolute worst. One-sided Spencer/Derek.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-9-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete46. The Perils of Babysitting reviewsIn which there is teasing, cuddling, and way too much talking about Twilight. Tag fic to episode 3x07, Almost Famous.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-2-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete47. Two Bits » reviewsRyan gives Esposito a demonstration on the proper way to shave with a straight edge razor. Set during 2x23, Overkill.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-1-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete48. Trick or Treat reviewsEsposito goes to Ryan's for Halloween to help with trick or treating.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete49. Veni, Vidi, Vici reviewsRyan lets an embarrassing secret slip during Castle's annual Halloween party.Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete50. Of Borrowed Shirts and Bad Chinese Food reviewsRyan doesn't know how the witness came to the conclusion that he and Esposito are a couple, but they really aren't. No, really.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-20-10 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete51. Partnership reviewsSometimes Jenny thinks that Kevin and Esposito have to be the only two people who don't notice the way they act around each other. Preslash.Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-16-10 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete52. Odd Fish » reviewsSpencer Reid moved to the small cow town of Beayue, Texas a few months ago in an attempt to run from his problems, but things take a sour turn when he ends up being accused of murder. Old West AU. On temporary hiatus.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 9-17-10 - Published: 9-10-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan53. Random Shuffle » reviewsMusic shuffle meme where each fic is written in the time it takes for the song to play. Contains het, slash, gen, Morgan/Reid, Hotch/Garcia, Prentiss/Rossi, and more.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-17-10 - Published: 9-13-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid54. All Those Little Moments Are What Make A Life » reviewsA collection of drabbles and shorts for a 100 Themes challenge. Rated mostly for language. Contains various genres, characters, and ships-mostly Shassie with some Shules, Gules, and misc.Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 9-10-10 - Published: 3-19-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L.55. A Moment reviewsA sweet moment between Spencer and Derek the morning after a physically strenuous case.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-9-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete56. Own Me reviewsAll Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 9-8-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete57. Buy The Hour reviewsInstead of applying to the FBI after college like he had planned, Spencer Reid ends up working as a high end escort. AUCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-7-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete58. Strut Your Stuff reviewsDerek stumbles across a box of pictures from Spencer's modeling days.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-7-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete59. The Thing Is reviewsWhile doing a book tour shortly after leaving the BAU, Rossi runs into Hotch at a hotel. Set preseries.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-10 - D. Rossi & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete60. The Way You Look Tonight reviewsPenelope tries to be the kind of woman she thinks Aaron wants her to be.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-6-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & P. Garcia - Complete61. Look, Don't Touch reviews'There's flirting, and then there's THIS,' Spencer thinks as he sits on a bar stool and glowers out at the dance floor, where a pretty, young woman is practically wrapped around his boyfriend.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-5-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete62. Mine reviewsA visit from Ethan leaves Derek feeling rather jealous. Reid/Morgan established relationship.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-5-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete63. Prompt Me » reviewsA random, unconnected collection of drabbles and shorts based on prompts from the LJ community staringout. Usually Reid/Morgan, but other pairings occasionally pop up.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,040 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-4-10 - Published: 5-13-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid64. Hold Me reviews"Spencer's body feels too heavy, like he would sink through the mattress, the floor, and deep into the earth if Derek wasn't there to hold him up." Contains allusions to 5x09,100, and 5x10,The Slave of Duty, but no actual spoilers.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete65. An Error in Judgment reviewsSpencer is angry and Derek's in trouble.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete66. Ink reviewsSpencer has a tattoo and Derek likes it.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete67. In Sickness, In Health reviewsDerek is sick. Luckily, Spencer's there with a damp washcloth and a soothing back rub.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete68. When You've Got It reviewsReid is going undercover as a model and Hotch can't help but notice.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-2-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete69. Out of the Closet reviewsTag fic to 5x21-Exit Wounds. "I am not sleeping with Reid!"Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete70. Hot Like Mexico » reviewsSometimes a person can be in your life for years before you ever realize that you don't really know that much about him. And sometimes it takes him showing up at a club wearing a skirt to make you realize that you might have missed something.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,519 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-2-10 - Published: 8-29-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete71. I Am Batman reviews"There is no 'dad' here. I. Am. Batman."Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-29-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Jack H. - Complete72. Serious and Inconsequential reviewsWhile on the case in New Orleans, Spencer unknowingly encounters the unsub in a club. Set during Jones, 2x18. Contains spoilers and drug use.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-10 - S. Reid - Complete73. Who Am I? reviews"But I'm not evil!" Reid exclaimed, his hands lifted in the air as if they could ward off the accusation. Inspired by my theory that everyone on the team has a corresponding Superhero.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-29-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete74. Fall Apart reviewsNot every relationship lasts forever. Not every romance ends in happily ever after. Preseries breakup fic set during the period right before/during Spencer and Ethan's start at the FBI Academy.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-10 - S. Reid & Ethan - Complete75. Look in the Mirror reviewsSoft footsteps reverberated off the walls and sent an anticipatory shiver down Will's spine. His skin prickled, felt too tight for his body. When he looked up, Bryan Ryan was behind him, looking over his shoulder, glaring at him in the mirror.Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-10 - Will S. & Bryan R. - Complete76. Out of This World » reviews"I swear, Spencer, sometimes it's like you aren't even human." Join Spencer as he attempts to understand emotions, decipher confusing cultural idiosyncrasies, and learn what it means to be human. Or, you know, an alien pretending to be human.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-8-10 - Published: 6-5-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan77. Dress Up, Dress Down » reviewsShawn's in a suit and Lassie isn't. What's wrong with this picture?Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-8-10 - Published: 6-6-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete78. Five Times Spencer Said Good Bye reviewsFive times Spencer said good bye and one time he said hello.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete79. Do or Die reviewsNormally he wouldn't mind Lassie trying to play the Big Bad Cop card-it was pretty hot-but right now the other man just seemed jumpy and the way he was slowly stalking toward Shawn with a strange, determined look on his face didn't exactly reassure him.Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-6-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L.80. The End reviews"How do other people cope? How are we expected to do this job without going insane when all we ever see are the constantly rising levels of depravity that people are capable of?"Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete81. Secrets reviews"They're going to know. I can feel it." Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-5-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete82. Bad Idea reviewsIt's a bad idea. Like, a super, insanely, HUGELY bad idea. She should have said no when he called her. Should have said anything other than 'I can be there in half an hour'.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-13-10 - P. Garcia & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete83. It's Cold Outside » reviewsNobody thought to tell Reid that the eggnog was spiked. Derek is willing to bet money on that.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 5-12-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete84. Hardly Ever » reviewsWaking up with the prince doesn't guarantee you the fairy tale ending. It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 5-10-10 - Published: 5-5-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete85. Rumors reviewsIt's your first day at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia and already you've started to hear the rumors about the BAU.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 5-3-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete86. Pantsed reviewsIt's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete87. Touched reviewsDerek is totally straight. And even if he wasn't-just the thought is hilarious!-he'd have better taste than to be attracted to awkward, lanky, know-it-all Dr. Reid. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete88. The Mouths of Babes » reviewsDerek's a little in love with Reid's mouth. Okay, he's completely in love with it. He wants to marry it and whisper sweet nothings to it and hold its hand. That is, if it had a hand. Which it doesn't. Because, you know, it's a mouth.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-30-10 - Published: 4-26-10 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete89. Being Human reviewsCarlton Lassiter is a serious man in a serious mood who needs to do some serious drinking. Oneshot. UPDATE: A sequel to this can be found in the 4th chapter of All Those Little Moments Are What Make A Life.Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-10 - Carlton L. - Complete90. Mistake » reviewsSeveral years after their divorce, Victoria sees Carlton from a distance and wonders if things could have been different between them. Expanded to a two shot, because Carlton's too much of a detective to not notice his ex-wife watching him.Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-9-10 - Published: 3-4-10 - Carlton L. - Complete91. Good Manners reviewsStan was apparently never taught good manners. Specifically, good manners concerning taking turns. And as it turns out, Kyle's a bit of a fan of taking turns. Style drabble. Rated for language.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-10 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete92. Your Love Will Kill Me reviewsChristophe knew he loved her the first time she punched him. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-10 - Christophe - Complete93. Wanting and Having reviewsOne night over dinner, T'Pring contemplates what she wants and what she has. Oneshot.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-08 - Complete94. Memories reviewsWhen Ambrose woke up from the surgery that gave him back his brain, his first thoughts weren't of his queen, his princess, or the O.Z. Instead, he remembered intelligent eyes, a blinding smile, and the woman they belonged to. Oneshot.Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-08 - Glitch - Complete95. The Horror reviewsHow would you like to find out that the half ghost that you and your friends think is 'totally hawt' is really your dad? This isn't your typical 'Danny has a daughter' fic. One shot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-7-06 - Complete96. Moonlight Reflections reviewsArtemis may have forgotten, but Holly has not. Now, late at night as she watches Artemis, she contemplates her feelings and says good-bye. Complete.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-27-03 - Complete97. Stolen » reviewsLina is kidnapped by a madman who wants to add her to his collection of unique women. After six years she escapes, but several things have changed, both for her and her friends. Prologue thru Chapter Five UpSlayers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-18-03 - Published: 11-14-0398. Butterfly Kisses » reviewsIt's a Father's Day songfic. I know that it is a little late but I had to put it up. There are not very many fics that I have seen where Ken is more then just an overprotective jerk. Complete and revised.Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-30-03 - Published: 7-18-02 - Complete99. Ma Petite » reviewsCaptain Jack Sparrow and his crew aboard The Black Pearl considered themselves to be ready for anything. However, they may have just met their match in the treasured cargo brought on board by a young woman they rescue from a shipwreck.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-26-03100. The Prince Inside the Toad reviewsSweet little ficlet from the POV of a secret admirer of Todd's on the day that he and the other mutants are allowed to return to school after the world finds out about their powers. CompleteX-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete101. That was Then, This is Now » reviewsUsagi Black is one of the most feared aurors in the fight against Voldermort, but anyone who knew her before the Potters died and her husband was arrested will tell you that she wasn't always so cold and distant. *Chapter Sixteen is up*Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 251 - Updated: 1-22-03 - Published: 10-4-02102. Child of Light, Possessor of Death reviewsHer scouts are dead. The man she loved abandoned her. Cosmos has nothing left to live for but her continual fight with Chaos. All she wants is for it all to end. She just may have gotten her wish.*Chapter One*Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-02103. Into the Past for the Future » reviewsDumbledore's dead and Voldemort is in control. A small band of rebel's only hope for a better future lies in the past. What they wanted was a hero. What they got was a socially challenged spitfire. Chapter Two upSailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-9-02 - Published: 12-2-02104. The Greatest Gift They Never Got reviewsHarry is having a very bad day. Kinda dark. Kinda depressing.*complete*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-5-02 - Harry P. - Complete