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since: 04-06-08, id: 1544721, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, SpongeBob SquarePants, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Loveless.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, BUT I'M ALWAYS GONNA LOOK AT HIS VIDEOS AND SMILE 'CAUSE HE STILL DUMBFOUNDS ME WHEN I WATCH HIM DANCE. EVEN THOUGH HE'S DEAD, HIS MUSIC'S NEVER GONNA DIE. I'M GLAD MY MOM CONVINCED ME THAT HE'S AN AWESOME PERSON. I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!! I HOPE HE TAKES HEAVEN BY STORM JUST LIKE HE DID FOR EARTH! I HOPE GOD IS HAPPY TO KNOW THAT HE ACHIEVED A WORTHY ANGEL NAMED MICHAEL JACKSON!!

Name: Elizabeth

Nicknames: The Cheezit Faerie, CF

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Hair/Eye Color: A really dark brown that it's almost black

Other Looks: Well, my tummy is plain flat--friends say I'm SUPER skinney--and I got legs I like except for the fact my thighs are bigger then I'd like them to be! When I'm in school I don't wear my glasses--although I need 'em but don't think I do--and I wear them at home, but I lost 'em so that sucks. I'm tan since I'm Mexican and I LOOK like one, too, although one girl thought I was half black--weird!--and I don't know where she got that from. I wear shirts that show my figure--sometimes--but I practically ALWAYS wear jackets or a hoodie over them. People consider me cute but they wouldn't even dare THINK about going out with me. (Pout in Corner)

Languages: English; I know a lot of Spanish; and, I know some Japanese! :D

Likes: Reading, writing, listening to music, singing quietly to myself, watching t.v., playing on the computer, running (sometimes), swimming, hanging with my better friends, band (we mostly do NOTHING and it's great), roleplaying, quiet places, petting my kitty, being in my mind, and drawing!

Dislikes: I'm not into a lot of mistakes in writing, doing homework, yelled at for doing nothing (literally), when my hair gets tangled (don't ask), when my mom keeps calling over and over again, as soon as I sit down I have to get back up again, really out-going people, shouting people, people who think they're perfect, floral outfits, girls who THINK they're hot, smoking, and smart asses.

Sports: Swimming, soccer, cross country, and band (if you consider it a sport)

Music: Uh... My Chemical Romance (MCR), The Used, Escape the Fate, Hollywood Undead, Evanescence, Panic! At The Disco, Head Automatica, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and others. Other Language Singers: Juliete Venegez, Paulina Rubio, Shakira, Selena, and Marc Anthony.

Favorite Anime(s): Naruto, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Night, Loveless, Full Metal Alchemist (and I might be getting into more anime).

Favorite Books: I guess the Twilight series even though I didn't really like it, the Inkheart series, Dragon Rider, and the Magyk series.

Extra: Let's see. Something about my stories. I've got loads of stories in Quizilla! and the ones that are in chat form (CF) are old ones because I didn't know there was a right/wrong way to write things. Stupid me. I write Itachi, Sasuke (two of them), Sasori, and Gaara fanfics on there. So I guess that's why I'm here.

A little about me... well... I have a sister and a brother. I have a mommy and a daddy. I watch wrestling with my daddy and my favorite wrestler is The Game/The Triple H. Gotta luff ((I know I spelled it wrong so GET OVER IT!!)) that stuff. XDD

I'm not that widely known in Quizilla! but some of my stories have been on the Most Popular list for a little while when it was the old layout so I'm happy about what I've achieved.

That's basically all you guys need to know about me so yeah...


My Bestest, Closest Buds:

Nozomi: Nozomi is one of my most AWESOMEST buddies here. We are both the same age--I'm a little older--and she makes amazing fanfictions. She also makes some Naruto parody stories like: The Sannin Reunion--which is hilarious might I add. She makes Sasuke stories, some one-shots, and--like I said--parodies. She also has an account on Quizilla! so that's how her and I know each other. Like the title says, she's one of my bestest, closest buddies!

Chantrell: I know her from Quizilla! and she actually makes some pawnsome stories. She has one series on Kiba on fanfiction right now demo, it's good. She writes like... three other series on Quizilla! and she finished her first-made series there, too. I like all of 'em! I don't think she knows that she's on my bestest, closest buds list, though. Heh heh.


Month One

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad, too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it, too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel

Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every abortion is just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion and almost cried, re-post this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I am no where NEAR responsible)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Okay, now this is just WRONG...)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's 'cause I got this treatment on my hair that gets it lookin' greasy real easily)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Unfortunately, I am...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't want one YET)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


Favorite Characters in Different Anime

Naruto

Naruto Uzumaki: he's loveable.

Sasuke Uchiha: I might say I hate 'im but... he's coolio SOMETIMES.

Sai: I don't know why...

Itachi Uchiha: I smile when I see 'im on the series... and laugh a little.

Neji Hyuuga: He might be a total butt, but he ain't half bad since he's nicer to Hinata later.

Hinata Hyuuga: Innocent, nice, pawnsome. What else do I have to say (not in the wrong way)?

Suigetsu: He's cocky, acts strong, sarcastic, and need I say more?

Temari: She's a kick-butt girl unlike Ino and Sakura (not in the wrong way).

Kiba Inuzuka: Don't ask...

Pairings

SasuNaru

NaruHina

ShikaTema

ItaDei

DeiSaso

NejiSasu

KakaAnko

TobiDei

NaruSai

GaaLee

SasuSai

Death Note

Light Yagami: I might have laughed when he died, but he's alright in my book.

L: I LURF LAWLIET TILL THE END AND BEYOND!! XDDD

Near: Freakin' adorable and might I say, cute. (Squeal) I like guys with long hair. I'm all for Nate Rivers!

Pairings

LightxL

LightxMisa

NearxMellow

LxNear

Loveless

Ritsuka Aoyagi: A virgin, desires thiings like crazy, TOTALLY ADORABLE, and has a child-like appearence and needs. It's hard to explain.

Seimei Aoyagi: He's freakin' cool, still a virgin, and smart. He might be a torturer and completely insane, but he's hot so it's all okay.

Natsuo: He's gay, but devoted to his other Zero so it's a good kind of gay. HE'S SO ADORABLE, TOO!! XD

Youji: He's the other guy-Zero and he's pretty cool even though he's the more outgoing manipulative one.

Pairings

SeimeixRitsuka

YayoixYuiko

RitsukaxYuiko

HitomixSoubi

NatsuoxYouji

Ouran High School Host Club

Haruhi Fujioka: She's indifferent, but in a good way. She's my favorite female character!

Kaoru Hitachiin: He's the innocent one out of the two twins. I must say that he's freakin' awesome even if he looks like Hikaru, I still think him WAY better than him. (Laugh) He's my favorite male character.

Hikaru Hitachiin: He's the older and more mischevious of the two twins. I don't find him as likeable as Kaoru, but he's the seme in their little yaoi, incest relationship. I don't know, but I find that gay incest stuff freakin' cool as well!! (Spazzes) Well, just so long as it's anime...

Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Hunny): Hunny is so adorable that it should be illegal!! I know he's basically the oldest out of everyone else, but he's a boy lolita so it's all okay. If he were real, I'd always keep him with me so I could hug and squeeze his cheeks! I think he wouldn't like that, though. Heheh.

Tamaki Suoh: He's the cute idiot out of everyone, but that's why I like him. It's mostly because he's the idiot because I don't like how he compliments EVERY SINGLE GIRL he meets and there's the fact he's sexist, too. Ah well, he's still cool.

Pairings

KaoruxHaruhi

HikaruxHaruhi

TamakixHaruhi

Takashi(Mori)xHaruhi

HikaruxKaoru

Takashi(Mori)xHunny

TamakixKyouya

Random Sayings From Anime

Tamaki- (Holding a Crab) Isn't this crab crab-tivating?

Haruhi- Damn rich people.

Vampire Night

Yuuki Cross: There's something about her I like, although I also despire her. I think I like her more than I hate her. (Shrug) It's amazing that she's sister to Kaname, though. That part's a bit sick since she seems to be so much younger, but I think I'll be able to live with it.

Kaname Kuran: Freakin' cool and powerful, what more can I say? Not to mention the fact he's a vampire. That's even better.

Zeru Kiryuu: OH MY GAWSH!! He's my favorite male character!! He's so cool that it's... I don't know. I think it's sad that he liked Yuuki only to find out she was a vampire in the first place. Must've been hard since he's hunting her now. Their relationship sucks... (Sniff)

Senri Shiki: He's my favorite original vampire!! He's so cool it's not even cool! (Laugh) It's too bad that Rima has dibs on 'im though. (Sigh)

Pairings

ZeroxYuuki

KanamexYuuki

KanamexZero

RukaxAkatsuki

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward: He's the main character. Do I have to explain it? Also, there's the fact we BOTH freakin' DESPISE milk!!

Alphonze (sp?): He sounds adorable and he looks so innocent... well, when he was human.

Hughes: I know he died, but he was freakin' AWESOME with his bipolar-ness. (Laugh)

Roy: He's cool, arrogant, an' just an ass which makes him cool.

Pairings

RoyXEdward


Sayings of Life

I just took your leg's virginity! ~ Kacie L.

Life is such a wonderful thing. You live, you learn, you laugh... and then you die! ~ Michael

If the world never had 'last minute' then we would never have gotten anything done! ~ Mr. Foster

What are you doing? ~ Chelsea

Your mom. ~ Me/Liz

My cat is a protector of the underworld!? ~ Me/Liz

Hey, Wal-Mart says that it's lowering its prices all the time. So, why isn't anything free yet? ~ Kacie L.

What you need is a stick up your ass and the girls will be all over you. ~ Me/Liz (to John)

You're a ghost again this year? ~ Me/Liz

(Wearing a White Sheet With Holes for Eyes) No. I'm a mattress. ~ Kacie L.

Strangers always have the best candy! ~ Kacie L.

I have solved the myster of Humpty Dumpty! He was pushed off the wall by the Easter Bunny since he didn't want to be an Easter Egg! ~ Me/Liz

Who said I was littering? I'm just being generous and donating to the Earth. ~ Chelsea

Don't be among the many bodies of the people I killed because they poked me on my stomach! ~ Chelsea

You know what? What about turkeys? They're not so thankful for Thanksgiving. ~ Chelsea

Whenever Mr. Foster smiles, a child dies a little on the inside. ~ Kacie L.

The answer to the universe is... duct tape! ~ Mr. Whitfield

God loves stupid people, like me, because he made so many of us. ~ Me/Liz

I will never run from a fight...! But who said I can't motivate myself? Run bitch run! ~ Me/Liz

Why did your grandma die, Liz? ~ John

Because you touch yourself at night. ~ Me/Liz

I knew I should have stopped! I kept saying 'no' but I knew I wanted it. ~ John

All hail the royal highness of BS. ~ Mom/Maria

That kid is staring at me like he wants to eat my hair. ~ Celest

When I get a spork, I'll call him sporky and he'll be my weapon of choice to take over the world! ~ Me/Liz

Soon enough, all the stupid and smart people of the world will kill each other. Then us retards will rule the world! ~ Me/Liz

Liz, you're smart. How do I do this math problem? ~ Ariel C.

Squeegle snuckum yums! ~ Me/Liz

I sit corrected. ~ Ariel C.

Be a happy panda! ~ Me/Liz (to John)

I pledge allegiance, to the flag. Michael Jackson is a fag. He used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys. ~ John

Michael Jackson is not a fag and he ain't gay you thumb-sucker! ~ Me/Liz

How did you know?! I told you to stop breaking into my house when I'm sleeping! ~ John

When I get a chicken we'll laugh, cry, travel the world... and sing! ~ Ashley D.

Sora, use the key blade! ~ Ashley D.

I'm apart of the Secret Squirrels! Jealous? ~ Me/Liz

... Your mom hates you! ~ Me/Liz

It sucks to be you, you, you, and definitely you! ~ Me/Liz

I'm in ur houze stelin' ur food! ~ Me/Liz

They grow up so fast! It seems like only yesterday that he was peeing on the floor. ~ Me/Liz

You're a FF. ~ Me/Liz

What's that? ~ Samuel

That means you are a fruity faggot. ~Me/Liz

What's that? ~ Samuel

Are you really that stupid? You're a freakin' genius in geometry and yet you don't know what that is!? ~ Me/Liz

... No. ~ Samuel

You is Gay. Gay you is. ~ Shaquila

Your mom! ~Me/Liz

She's your mom, too, you know. ~Michael (brother)

Dang it... ~Me/Liz

My cat is out to ruin my life. She craps extra shit when I have to clean up after her!! ~Me/Liz

Everytime you lie, God kills a puppy... but I never said it was a cute puppy! ~John

What goes round and round and gets hotter and hotter? ~Me/Liz

I don't know. ~Sister/Zury

A baby in a microwave! ~Me/Liz (my sister is pregnant)

Wanna hear a dead baby joke?! ~Me/Liz (said to my pregnant sister)

Samuel might be smart, but he has no street smarts! ~Me/Liz

That's right. I'd like to see him go up to some of my family tryin' to act like them. ~Shaquila

He'd be all like, "What is up my home skillet buiscuits!?" ~Me/Liz

Or maybe he'd end up tryin' to use martial arts by flickin' the bullets away! ~Shaquila

That's what she said! ~Katrina

It's Samuel the Korean time! (Pretends to Flick Bullets) ~Me/Liz

I'll burn your house down with a knife! ~Katrina

You're a fat-ass. ~Me/Liz

Why are you looking? ~Josh W.

I never have, but now that you mention it... (Looks at His Back Side) Yeah, you've got a fat-ass. ~Me/Liz

(Covers Butt) I hate you. ~Josh W.

Here's the fortune cookie saying of the day... you SUCK AT LIFE! But, your lucky numbers are 1, 2, 10, 11, and 12. Lucky you. ~Me/Liz

The blue candy tastes nasty! (Eats Blue Piece) ~Me/Liz

You just ate one, though. ~Josh W.

Oh... so that's the disgusting taste in my mouth. ~Me/Liz

(Laughs With Shaquila) Liz'll eat any candy just to eat candy. ~Josh W.

My iPod is my best friend...! Don't judge me!! ~Me/Liz

I'm gonna die of cancer 'cause all of the women on my dad's side of the family died of cancer. ~Me/Liz

Look at this! Liz has already decided she's gonna die of cancer! That's horrible. ~Jason A.

My cat just decided she hates you and that she's gonna bite your toes off when you're sleeping. ~Me/Liz

What!? You're not a virgin!? ~Me/Liz (talking to Kaitlyn)

That's not a good thing! ~Kassandra

I wouldn't be talking. ~Me/Liz

... Fuck you, Liz! (Gives The Birdy) ~Kassandra

I'll cut you! ~Zury (my sister)

I believe that's wrong. ~Me/Liz

And I believe you're fucking retarded. ~Mac

No, really, it's wrong. You put 'I to eat breakfast' when it's 'I eat breakfast,' Mac. ~Me/Liz

... Oh, okay. ~Me/Liz

Guess who's retarded now, faggot! ~Me/Liz

Don't be a hater. ~Zury (my sister)

Congratulations, Liz. You're legal now. ~Zack D.

What is that supposed to mean!? ~Me/Liz

It means you're legal to have sex now. ~John Q.

I didn't know you were like that, Zack! You pervert! ~Me/Liz

I'll kick your neck off! ~Mac

I need some help. ~Donna

You sure do! ~Me/Liz

I'll rip off your arms and beat you with 'em and then laugh when you're crippled! ~Me/Liz

I finished my homework! ~Chelsea

Good for you! You want a cookie? ~Me/Liz

That girl is the meanest cripple you'll ever meet. I just wanna push her down some stairs. One of these days, she'll get beat up and end up even more crippled than she already is. ~Stephanie

Stick that in your juice box and suck it! ~Me/Liz

Anal-blower. ~Ian

Man fan. ~Me/Liz

Great. I failed this quiz. My mom's gonna run me over with her car now. ~John Q.

So, who's been told a lie? ~Mrs. Storm

(Raises Hand) ~Me/Liz

Yes, Liz? ~Mrs. Storm

My dad told me that if I ever get an F that a kitten would die when I was in fifth grade. ~Me/Liz

Well... you must've had a, somewhat, messed up childhood. ~Mrs. Storm

Mental retardation!! ~Me/Liz

No balls! ~Mac

Liz and Katrina are the kind of people who'd skip through fields of flowers if they could. Do you seriously think they'd beat somebody up? ~Jaren

If you wanna look thin, stand next to fat people. ~Me/Liz

You know what? Just 'cause you're not paranoid doesn't mean that those people aren't out to get you! ~Me/Liz

It's 'cause of people like you that make people like me end up insane. ~John Q.

You can be defined by what you laugh at. ~Mr. Foster

I'm not insensitive, it's just that I don't care much for anything. ~Me/Liz

I have religious differences with people who think they're god. ~Me/Liz

You have a nasty ass-burger. ~Katrina

May I help you? ~Waitress

No, I'm beyond help. Thanks for askin' anyway. ~Me/Liz

I'll kick you with my hand and punch you with my foot! ~Katrina

It's time for a stone circle death match! ~Mac

You don't look at your watch to see what time it is, you look at it to see what time it isn't. ~Speaker at School for Veteran's Day


Stories

A Still Shadow: In-progress/Discontinued (Chapters: 4/4)

Timeless: Complete (Chapters: 10/10)

Forbidden Incestuous Desires: Completed (Chapters: 7/7)

Let's Set the World on Fire: In-progress (Chapters: 3/??)

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1. Story Previews » reviews
These are just little previews into series that I would like to make, but currently don't have the time to make. They're just to let you see what I'm thinking about.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 7-26-09
2. Let's Set the World on Fire »
He's new to the village while I've lived here my whole life. He's from the Fire Nation while I'm from the Earth Nation. He firebends and I earthbend. What could happen? OCxOC
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,486 - Published: 11-17-09
3. I Wouldn't Have it Any Other Way reviews
It's only just a moment, but it means the world to Spongebob. VERY SLIGHT SQUID/SPONGE!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-09 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete
4. Timeless » reviews
Haruka moves to a new town and expects it to be relatively the same as her old town, but is in for a surprise when she finds what she least expects... her sacrifice. SasuOC.
Crossover - Naruto & Loveless - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete
5. Forbidden Incestuous Desires » reviews
He's always ahead of me no matter what I do. I don't care, though. I'll always be there to catch him if he slips up... and maybe steal the spotlight. AU, ItaOC, incest, and short series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,622 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-13-09 - Itachi U. - Complete
6. A Still Shadow » reviews
She made a terrible mistake and didn't know it. Years later that mistake comes back to bite her but she won't let it. SasoriOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 4-8-08 - Sasori
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