Welcome! Yes, I'm talking to you! Turn back while you still can!

About Me:

Height: Shorter than my sister

Hair: Sandy Blonde

Eyes: Dark green (I guess you could call it hazel.)

Location: It's a very hot state in the US of A. -hint hint-

Status: Twin old enough to join Fan Fiction.

I live with: My identical twin sister, older brother, mother, father, pet cockatiels Rockey and Roadey, a hedgehog named Prickles, and three sea monkeys. And it's strange because all of my siblings have accounts on FanFiction. Sadly mom and dad think we're obsessed with the Internet. They'll walk in and see us glued to the screen not blinking at one o'clock in the morning sometimes.

I'm what you people would call strange. I came from a very far galaxy and yet that still doesn't give me an excuse for not doing my homework over the weekend. Crap. I'm not a normal teenage girl. I don't run around with a purse slung over my shoulder giggling at every guy that walks by. I love being a tomboy and the only guys a fawn over don't even exist unless in TV shows or books. Which is kinda pathetic if you think about it. XD Oh yeah, I'm a total book worm. Most people that know me would picture me always carrying around a book. This is the kind of conversation that would go on between a new kid and one of my best friends. Hm-hm. "Hey Brooke-Lyn, who's that kid over there?" -points at girl walking around school hallways almost running into open door with a book open and reading.- "Oh the girl with the really thick book who almost ran into the door just a second ago?" "Yeah." "That's one of my friends. She doesn't talk or get out much. She just breathes the ink of books basically." -sceptical- "Really?!" "Yeah. Nearly fell down the stairs yesterday too." I'm not even kidding. -.- I overheard this conversation on my way to class the other day.

Now About my favorites...

Books- I. Love. Harry Potter. (Although JK Rowling is going to be receiving quite a lot of hate mail from myself, my sister and a few friends of mine after she killed off practically EVERYONE in the last book.)

I have read so many books but a few of my top favorites would be the Inkheart trilogy, the Inheritance trilogy, the Bible, both Left Behind series, and believe me when I say that if I list all the other ones you would have fallen asleep drooling in front of the computer screen.

Music- I like 94.9 KLTY, country isn't half bad, Weird Al Yankovic, Nickelback, a little Evanescence and Linkin Park here and there, and YuGiOh! soundtrack. And that's only some of what I listen to.

Movie- Transformers! (More Than Meets The Eye!)

T.v Show- YuGiOh! will forever be in my heart.

Food- Italian. Mexican. Although it depends on what mood I'm in.

Drink- Soda. Preferably Root Beer.

Animal- A Falcon. I can't really explain why but, it just seems so free plus, it can fly. It looks so graceful just up there without a care in the world.

Past Times When I Have Nothing Else To Do - Watching the clouds and pointing out random shapes. (Like bunnies!) Oh, and I absolutely positively enjoy tormenting my sister when she is trying to do something. Kind of hypocritical but oh so much fun!

Drawing Utensil- Mechanical pencil. (Yes, I draw. Shocking isn't it?)

Writing Utensil- I seem to write better in my room and on the Internet.

Weapon (Because my sister has so clearly stated that I have to add this information onto my Profile)- A dagger. I don't use nor own one because to be truthful all of my friends would avoid me and the fact that it's creepy to...but it's just so cool with intricate designs and what not. Shiny and pointy as well.

Pet Peeves and/or things I dislike:

When I'm interrupted from a really good book.

When my twin annoys me just for the fun of it. Honestly, she'll come up to me and poke me repeatedly until I ask what she wants and then she'll laugh and walk away. I still love her though.

Girls that I like to refer to as "plastics" because they walk around the school like they own the place and look down upon anybody that crosses their path just because of their looks or clothes that that person wears. (Another reason why I don't play with Barbie Dolls anymore.)

I have two words for you: Anchovy pizza. -shivers- Just thinking about it makes me slip into my "girly screamish mode" .

I also hate sharp pointy things that could cause bodily harm to somebody who trips over thin air (yours truly) and I hate shots (which goes totally against the fave weapon part if you think about it...). Guys that think they're the hottest thing since sliced Wonder Bread, big bugs, medium-sized bugs, sometimes small bugs (I don't scream when I see one outside, but if they're in the house invading personal territory, They. Must. Die. My sister also woke up screaming one night when we were younger because the ants thought she was a delicious treat.), veggies (Artichokes are rightfully named for the choking part), watches that can't tell time, books that are left at a cliff-hanger and have no sequel, when my computer won't turn on some days when I really need it to (Which seems to be happening quite a lot recently.), homework ( It goes against the Eighth Amendment about cruel and unusual punishment!), paper cuts (They really sting and I don't care what my sister says, they can and will make you bleed to death if you don't have it bandaged quick enough; in other words- You WILL die.)Dresses and skirts. And last but not least, dare I even say it...Pink. -Gasp- Oh the horror of such a color!

That's about it. Chill y'all!

If you know what's good for you, you'll skip this next section unless you like these copy/paste thingies.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Both sliding glass doors and regular, visible doors, thank you very much. I am also proud to say that I regularly slam my own fingers in doors, and occasionally try to open/close a door and smash my head with it.) 'It hurts too.'

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. 'Yay trees!'

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 'Air is so inconvenient, right? Always getting in your way...'

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. 'I swear it only happened twice...'

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile. 'Probably wasn't expecting this kind of thing in my profile, huh?'

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 'Guilty.'

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. 'I have many.'

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 'Whoo! Go unique!'

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and past this into your profile. 'So what, everybody gets distracted easily, right?'

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 'I'm all kinds of weird.'

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. 'There's always drugs.'

If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile. 'Only in my boring classes.'

If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do. 'Mm-mm, chocolate...'

98 of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot or a different Drug. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 2 that haven't. 'I'm clean'

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. 'If you still think I'm a boy, you've got SERIOUS issues.'

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects post this in your profile. 'My sister stays by my side, right sis? Sis?!'

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. 'The voices only talk to me.'

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off. 'Mwuahahahahahaha!'

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. 'I have a lot of these kind of things in my profile, don't I?'

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile. 'Well, there was this one time...'

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. 'I wondered why everybody was staring at me...'

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. 'Be free!'

If you have ever tripped up or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. 'You'd think tripping up stairs would defy gravity, wouldn't you?'

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. 'I wouldn't say I enjoy it really, I'm just extremely bored.'

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 'It's one of my hobbies.'

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. '...'

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. 'Stupid Windex.'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. 'Having a thumb war with yourself is hard, believe me, I've tried.'

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 'Can somebody check if I have a pulse?'

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. 'I'm not very good.'

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 'Here we go again.'

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fan-fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. 'Only a few times...'

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. 'Lol. :D'

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 'A lot actually.'

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about twenty minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile. 'If your reading this, you obviously didn't pay attention to my warning up there.'

"I have joined the review revolution! YAY!!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, story-angel, Squirrelbait the Third, Lightest'Ink.

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Most fan-fictions I read or decide to write will probably be Harry Potter or YuGiOh because I've read or seen the episodes more than a dozen times. -sigh- What am I gonna do with myself.