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since: 01-14-02, id: 154530, Profile Updated: 02-28-09
country: United States
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Author has written 11 stories for Xenogears, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Threads of Fate, Final Fantasy X-2, and Tekken.

Welcome to the klepto-maniac0's page. Does anyone actually read these things? Who knows! I like to read profiles, so with that in mind I'll try to make this entertaining.

I'm 22 and a newly minted acupuncturist. I'm balancing a boyfriend, family time, an active social life, study, and of course, hours of drooling mindlessly on the Internet--and then there are the essential functions of life, like eat, sleep, going to the bathroom, and YouTubing when I'm supposed to be building a business website.

Though now employed, I am an artist of no small skill if I do say so myself, and I am open to all different kinds of commissions... And yes, I do mean "all different kinds". No child porn, however, iffen you please, even though it probably keeps pedos safely indoors instead of on the prowl like they would be without it.

Likes: Cats, tomatoes, cuddling with the boyfriend, eating delicious homemade cooking, laughing so loudly and genuinely that I make other people embarrassed to sit by me in movie theaters.

Dislikes: People who are mean for no reason, people who take things too seriously, people who threaten others with death and disembowelment (Flamethrowers, I'm looking at you!)

Favorite quote or paraphrase thereof: "Dang, I ate, like, all your food." Gerund, "Rice Boy" by Evan Dahm

Fandoms (regardless of whether or not I write for them)

Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XII

Parasite Eve

Legend of Dragoon

Ranma 1/2

Exile/Avernum

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1. Put Your Lights On » reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Chapter 107 is posted!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 121 - Words: 282,207 - Reviews: 1409 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 9-21-05 - Sephiroth
2. The Mishima Family Theme Song reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Good for a laugh or a WTF look.
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete
3. Deliver Me » reviews
A certain guardian comes back from the dead to save Yuna from herself, but that's not the only thing he has to protect her from... Chapter 33 now posted!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,384 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 3-20-02 - Auron & Yuna
4. An Unlikely Partnership » reviews
Sephiroth and Aeris are alive again. How will this sit with AVALANCHE? And how will it sit with Aeris, who has found herself Sephiroth's keeper? No, it's not an AeriSeph. Ch. 7 now posted!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 6-7-05 - Aeris G. & Sephiroth
5. That Ain't Right reviews
A fic exploring one of the most neglected relationships in the entire game: Tifa and Barret. Swearing now, infatuation later. Not a romance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-15-05 - Barret W. & Tifa L.
6. The Empty Castle reviews
FFVIIKH crossover. A depressing little explanation for how the FFVII characters ended up in Hollow Bastion... Just so you know, I've never played KH and can't see myself doing so in the future. Cloud gets rescued by Hercules, for God's sakes...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-9-05
7. Auron in FFX2 reviews
Blame it on soda, which I normally don't drink. Otherwise I'd never have fun at Auron's expense....
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-7-04 - Complete
8. The Meaning of Rue » reviews
Rue finds another relic to help him accomplish his long soughtafter dreambut he finds something he does not expect. What will he do? You decide!
Threads of Fate - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-03 - Complete
9. Fantasy Fairytales II: Beauty and the Beast reviews
A more traditional take on the well known tale, this short story places a few of our most beloved canon characters in some familiar shoes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-20-03 - Aeris G. & Vincent V. - Complete
10. Fantasy Fairytales: The Cat on the Dovrefell reviews
Oh no! Cloud's house is infested with Tonberries! Can Cid and Red XIII help him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-20-03 - Red XIII & Cid H. - Complete
11. Queens reviews
A budding romance between Margie and Bart is suddenly interrupted by Saumarissa, the Queen Pirate of the Ignas Desert.
Xenogears - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-02
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