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Author has written 19 stories for Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Big Valley, Princess Diaries, and NCIS. About me: I am a 44 year old college student, web designer, animator, mother and wife who loves reading and writing. I am a fan of countless TV shows and movies; so many, that it is hard to list them all. I write fanfiction because I love to put my favorite characters in situations that you won't see in canon. I tend to write erotica or mature stories since often my stories have a romantic slant to them. But occassionally I do write general or teen oriented fic. I love feedback and constructive criticism is welcome so don't be afraid to give either. Flames though will be used to roast marshmallows and wienies. Some things I have been known to say: You do realize that statement gives me the right to beat you. I never argue with unarmed people. No, I cannot bullshit. Prevaricate and equivocate...yes; bullshit, no. Why yes, I have tact. I can tell a man to go to hell and make him feel happy to be on his way. I practice the sarcasm. You just stand there and look pretty. Favorite Quotes: "I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it." "Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces." "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong." And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, | |||||||||
1. Bien aimé y Amado » reviewsPre PD Clarisse is the beloved of two men. But what exactly does being beloved mean?Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,243 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 8-10-092. Elegant Pleasure reviewsClarisse goes shopping for some alternative toys, Joseph provides security and assistance. This is in answer to the private toy challenge.Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-24-09 - Complete3. 24 times 2 reviewsSequel to 24 Hours. Months after Joseph's experience he is healing, but nightmares about failing his Queen plague him. Will Clarisse be able to help him?Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-09 - Complete4. 24 Hours reviewsFor Joseph, 24 hours can be a lifetime or a blink of time. Warning: This story contains brief glimpses of torture. If you find violence of this type repugnant, please do not read.Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-09 - Complete5. Lesson Learned reviewsThis is a sequel to The Heart is Slow to Learn. Five years have passed for Clarisse. Has her heart learned. Or does it need help from those who love her?Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-09 - Complete6. The Heart is Slow to Learn reviewsWhat if Joseph had left after Mia's wedding?Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-09 - Complete7. Music of the Night reviewsWhen the veil is thinnest between this world and the next, the music of the night can be heard. A Clarisse/Joseph story.Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-09 - Complete8. His Gaze reviewsThis is an AU and Mia/Joseph tale so anyone not fond of this pairing do not read. Her future was in his gaze. And in her gaze he saw his.Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-2-09 - Complete9. Catering the the Crown Series » reviewsThe Royal Head of Security protects and caters to the Crown. Scott aka Shades is simply continuing the tradition with Queen Amelia. Warning: Shades aka Scott/Mia pairing with original characters. First four stories do not appear in a sequential time line.Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,147 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 8-23-0910. So Screwed Series » reviewsFour connected stories from a word challenge. Gossip, for some can be a good thing or the maids know everything!Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete11. Thank you Joseph reviewsThey kidnapped his princess. He warned them what would happen if they didn't give her back.Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete12. Safe reviewsFornell needs to let a certain someone that he is safe and a phone call just won’t cut itNCIS - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Abby S. & T.C. Fornell - Complete13. Formal Dress reviewsFornell needs a date for a formal event. Abby comes to the rescue.NCIS - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-09 - Abby S. & T.C. Fornell - Complete14. Gunnies in Bed, Bath and Shower » reviewsA new online website is rapidly becoming the favourite of a certain forensic scientist.NCIS - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs15. Eye Opening » reviewsGibbs eyes are opened to just how attractive other men find Abby.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs16. The Visit reviewsA visit between two brothers. Warning: Character DeathBig Valley - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete17. The Prodigal » reviewsNick returns as a prodigal son but whose forgiveness is he really looking for?Big Valley - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-0718. Room 12 »Twelve rooms and one innocent mistake can change your life forever.Big Valley - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,517 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete19. Intentions reviewsTake one ghost add one woman, mix with matchmaking friends and the result is always the best intentions. This story is placed forward in time to 2006.Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-06 - Complete
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