JesusRox7111 Profile

Hi, welcome to my profile! Here, you could find out anything about me
(except really personal info, of coarse)
I want to post a Kingdom Hearts fanfic here, so I'll would appreciate reviews :)
But, i don't know how long it would take me to update my stories.
This year has been especially hard on me school-wise,
so I can't really promise anything...so yeah, sorry if I take really long...

If somebody can recommend some good beta readers, than I'll be really grateful. Thx :)

Thanks and God bless!

OK...now to write the actual profile. Let's see, where to start? I'll just say anything that comes to mind :)

Gender: Female

Age: um...anywhere from 13 to 38...that answer ur question?

Religion: Obviously, I'm a Christian! I do respect other religions, too, of coarse. So, of coarse, I'll appreciate it to be respected in return.

Fave video game: KINGDOM HEARTS!! Yea, I'm a closet Kingdom Hearts addict, pretty much. I'm starting to become a Final Fantasy fan, or at least with the games I can get my hands on, especially 7 (I blame Crisis Core for this, even though I have yet to play the original, unfortunately) I do want to try some of the other ones (the only other one I've tried was 10, and it was pretty good, although I don't think it will be my favorite) I already can't wait for XIII. Guitar Hero is also awesome, too. I also just got a new 360, so can't wait to try the games on that!

Fave Book: TWILIGHT!! Yea, I'm a Twilighter, but not the stupid kind. I can take it if somebody doesn't agree if the book is the best book ever (which it is, but still, I hear some fans are pretty intense) The movie was okay, no where near as good as the book.

fave pairings: Just to make this clear now, I do not like yoai. Yep, that means no akuroku!:P I consider them just good friends. In fact, I love thier friendship. It's really my favorite relationship in KH, but it's more of a best friends relationship=D! I can take a joke though, and I do find it funny that basically all they're diaologue together can be taken as a double entendre (but it doesn't mean it is!) I do like sora/kiari. and roxas/namine. Yea, pretty much the canon relationships. Larxel is also okay, but I don't really consider it canon (even tho I do think Larxene enjoyed flirting w/ Axel in RE:COM) Also, I'm becoming a bit of a Roxas/Xion fan. In fact, I hope it'll become canon. I also go for Cloud/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa, and Zack/Aerith. Yea, I can't make up my mind, although I am leaning towards Clerith rather than Cloti. oh, and of coarse, Edward/Bella from Twilight. Naturally!

Fave music: basically anything. Mostly rock (especially stuff like guns and roses, or led zeppelin, or AC/DC, or...well, u get the idea), little (little) country, some pop, or mainstream, or whatever they're calling it these days. I even listen to a little reggae! But no rap. Maybe hip hop, but not rap, or hard metal, for that matter.

Fave characters: I love Roxas! I don't know why, I just find him cute (in an adorable, puppy type way, not the 'anime characters' are hot way. I ain't into cartoons...or video game characters, in this case). He's pretty much my fave character from KH right now. Axel also comes as a close second, naturally (he's just so awesome. In fact, I have no idea why he isn't my favorite...guess he just lacks the cute factor) I also love Aerith and Cloud. She's so seems so sweet and nice, but Cloud seems so emotionally damaged, but i seem to love those type of characters (yea, I have weird taste) Zack is also very cool, of coarse. Totally luv his upbeat attitude! And then, of coarse, there's Edward. (Sighs dreamily)

Anime/manga: Does kingdom hearts count? Well, i'm not really into that stuff, but my sib watches Naruto, and i do like Sasuke (he reminds me of Riku), and sometimes i like naruto (he reminds me a little itty bit of sora). I guess some episodes are more interesting then others (like the one where Sasuke 'died'. I was literally like, 'they're really going to kill that guy?' O.O AWESOME!! ...yea, like I said, I have weird taste...)

Dislikes: Anything w/ nuts, wrestling (sib's fault), yaoi, people who think they're the center of the universe, rudeness, Xemnas's insane rambling, Sephiroth's obsession w/ his mother, Jacab from Twilight (he's okay, but sometimes he just annoys me), Final Fantasy 14, all the pain and sorrow in the world:( and other stuff I can't think of right now :)

Story Progress:

First Girlfriend: I think I'm actually in the middle of the fourth chap, and if so, it's going to be a surprisingly short chapter (and that's really surprising, knowing me ;) Well, like I said, could be either called 'date', or 'I think I have a date'

What ifs: I'm writing with the prompt 'What if Roxas had won the fight against Sora'. Haven't started yet, but should be a pretty sad story, and a lot less cracky then my last one (not to mention a lot shorter).

My favorite Organization members! (Not that anybody cares, but this is just for my own twisted amusement, okay!;)

1. Roxas (adorable)
2. Axel (sneaky, cocky and surprisingly good friend)
3. Demyx (silly and sweet)
4. Zexion (cool hair! Cool super-sniffer! Cool everything!)
5. and 6. either Xigbar (laid-back attitude) or Larxene (take no sh-well, u get what I mean-from anybody)
7. and 8. either Luxord (He's alright. British accent rox) or Marluxia (thought he was a women, but his flowers were pretty)
9. and 10. Saix (too cold)or Xemnas(ditto)
11. Vexen(voice scares me, even in english, tho not as much)
12. Xaldin (I always forget he even exists)
13. Lexaeus (spell?) (do u really have to ask?)

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Roxas...no surprise...

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion...at least, I think...she kind of seems like the only girl that can actually fight, so yeah (well, besides Larxene, but Xion's actually nice ;)

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Well, I guess Lexaeus. No offense to the guy, but he barely had any lines (and again, Zexion barely had any lines...) Plus, he's kind of the ugliest member. Yeah, I know, shallow, but the dude kind of scared me when I first saw him...

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Uh, man, I don't really not like any of them...I mean, there's only five chicks, no? I guess I would pick Ollete, because she really wasn't important to the storyline at all. She was just kind of the nice girl in Roxas's trio of friends, but nothing other than that really stood out for me...

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town. Yeah, I know, that's not really a fighting world, but it's obviously Axel and Roxas's favorite place, so yeah...either that or the Hundred Acre Wood. Cuz it was nice to have a world with no heartless in it (shows how much of a pansy I am XP

6. Least Favorite World?

Ugh, Atlantica in KH2. Damn, way to remind me that I was playing a kid's game, huh (says the girl who loves the Winnie the Pooh world XP

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultimate keyblade, both games. It's just so pretty...

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Um, I guess Goofy's shield...cuz seriously, a shield?

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Aw, I gotta say Stitch! He had the cutest cutscene!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final, cuz it's the best...plus, he's not even touching ground...or his keyblades, for that matter. That's just friggin' epic...or at least really, really cool...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Does Axel/Roxas friendship count? Cuz that would totally be my favorite! But, if I had to pick a true pairing, I guess it would be Rox/Xion. Cuz I know 358/2 Days is gonna make me love them ;)

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AkuRoku. It wouldn't be so bad, but it's just so popular! It's almost impossible to find anything with these two guys that's platonic! Which sucks, cuz I love thier friendship, but, eh, oh well. Gotta live with it, I guess. Then there's the fact that Roxas is only 14-15, and Axel is probably somewhere in his twenties...kind of too creepy-ish for me...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Just heard of Riku/Aerith...that's pretty awesome :) Oh, and I consider Vincent/Yuffie to be a crack pairing...cuz that's so not totally canon XP Rox/Kairi can be really cute, which surprised me.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Um...well, I always found Vexen/Marly to be a weird pairing. I mean, seriously-how? Oh, and then I just heard recently of NostalgiaCritic/AngryVideoGameNerd...I lost my all my faith in humanity with that -_-

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Axel's skinny-ass arms trip me out. In fact, I just realized recenly how everybody in the Organization has different types of sleeves..strange, is it not?

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Does Mickey count? If not, then it has to be Riku, of course :)

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No! He just has awesomely emo hair! :)

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Actually, yes. I mean, how can he not, with all the pink? Now, I don't think they'll ever outright say he's gay, but I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for when they designed him. And that's okay. 'Cause he's still was a badass final boss fight, even with all the flowers (and it made for a very pretty boss fight :)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No. Yeah, she could've been a little less 'damsel in distress-ish', but that's not her fault. Yeah, I like her. Deal with it :P

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. I like Namine, and I can just see them together (plus, thier sombodies are compatible, so it just fits like a puzzle, I think)

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Well, let's see, this is probably going to be the stupidest theory ever, but-
I have no idea about all the technical mumbo-jumbo or why Ven looks like Roxas, but I'm thinking that VAT were all aprentices of Master Xeahnort (which, I think might have already been confirmed, but I don't remember) and I think Terra might pull a 'Riku' during some part the story. Maybe not, but I could see that happening. He'll realize that his friendships are most important, though, which is also kind of like the Riku dilemma...weird, I remember having a better theory regarding this, where it's not so much like the Riku dilemma, but I can't remember it...oh well, I suck at theories, anyway :P

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Eh, the storyline was not, but the gameplay was a pain.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Ooh, either Roxas or Axel. I guess Roxas, cuz I think I would kind of relate to him better. Plus, he'll probably be easier to control. I'll be too afraid Axel would burn my house down, or something O.O

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas, because he kind of reminds me of myself. He seems a bit more introverted than Sora, but seems to have a temper, too, and wants to know more about himself, questions life, never knows what to expect from his life...yeah, I kind of relate to that.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I don't think I have any...well, I guess it would be when playing Atlantica in KH2...'cuz let's face it, that whole level was an embarrasment -_-'

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Eh, cosplays kind of weird me out, to be honest...well, I guess Namine, cuz she's pretty simple :)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Goofy getting hit with the giant rock! That was priceless! I know it was supposed to be sad, but c'mon! Did they really think we were gonna believe that they would kill off Goofy? Plus, I was never a Goofy fan, and the fact that he was kind of being a know-it-all the whole game was really getting on my nerves...I just thought he got his just desserts >:)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth in KH1. I still havn't beaten it :(

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization XIII! And the reaction commands. I thought those were cool :)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence, I think

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion!

33. Riku or Roxas?

ROXAS!

34. Roxas or Sora?

ROXAS!! TAKE THAT, KID WHO TOOK ROXAS AWAY!!
...oops, sorry, my inner Axel just spoke out there...coughcough

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene, I think

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku...yeah, I know I said I hated it, but I like the characters better :)

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Damn, it could go both ways...Namixas, cuz that's how it ended up as :)

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku...it just makes more sense then Zemyx, okay?

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream! (I've had it...it's okay, but still :)

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud :)

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith...although canonly, he's gonna end up with Tifa, I still kind of like Clerith better :)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean...it just feels so much more Disney-like :)

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Ugh, I don't really fall for video game characters, but I gotta admit, the first time I saw Terra in an in-game scan, I fell head over heals...oh, and Cloud's hot, I gotta admit >.>

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Hm, don't know...

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Well, Axel and Reno, of course :) Roxas kind of looks like a younger Cloud (kindof), and Sora kind of looks like the he could've been the love-child between Cloud and Aerith...People say Terra looks like Zack Fair, which I didn't agree with at first, but, yeah, it is sort of true...and Demyx looks like Seifer from FF8, just a bit...

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days! Can't wait for the that Nobody Angst Fest! Bring on the angst, Square!
Seriously, I know I'm going to love that game 'cause it's just gonna be one huge emotional rollar coaster...which is ironic, 'cause they're all nobodies...

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Both have thier pros and cons, please don't make me choose!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It's just so nostalgic for me, and it's one of the first games I've ever played that actually had me feeling something at the end...sure, I was 11, but I wasn't even aware that could happen with a video game when I was that age. And I didn't even defeat the game, my sister did. Plus, it's a game that mixes Final Fantasy with Disney-this game should've sucked. But it didn't. That is a mighty feat in itself. It is very original for a game that's essentially a cross-over. And, it's fun to play. Yep, that simple. I enjoyed it, and it's pretty much part of my childhood now :)

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Fave Quotes

"His eyes narrowed slightly. 'But I am a werewolf,' he said unwillingly. 'And he is a vampire,' he added with obvious revulsion.
'And I'm a Virgo!' I shouted, exasperated. Jacob and Bella, Eclipse, on the racism between vampires and werewolves. Which is a big problem, so please help Bella on her mission to stop racism between vampires and werewolves! They are both important species of monsters that should be treated equally! Read the book!=D

“Do watch yourself on the way out. My man eaters haven’t been fed yet.” Marluxia, Those Lacking Spines, a fanfic by Gexegee (of Organization VI)

“JEFFIROTH!” The 100-piece orchestra and full chior, Those Lacking Spines

"We share a common denominator..." my sib, when thinking of really nerdy chatch lines

"Is that supposed to be a joke...'Cause I'm not laughing!" Roxas, Kingdom Hearts 2. Also, me and my sib, who always seem to burst into that quote in the most random of moments:)

"Got it memorized?" Reno, Final Fantasy VII. Just kidding! Axel, from Kingdom Hearts 2, of course.;) Yeah, I know, not funny D:

"And then, we can go see Santa!" Sora, Kingdom Hearts 2. He tripped me out BIG Time with the whole 'Yay Santa!' thing...that's Sora for ya, tho:)

"Sh-t, sh-t, sh-t, sh-t, sh-t...etc." Roxas, Kingdom Hearts 2 Manga. Idk, he just kept repeating the same curse word over and over again, so it made me laugh! Truth is, I would've done the same thing :P

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." Ghandi.

"The only normal people are the one's you don't know very well." Alfred Adler. I honestly don't know who that is, but the quote is just too true!

"The Roxas that I know is long gone...Fine. I see how it is." Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2. He looked too sad when he said that. :'(

"See you, Axel.
See ya, partner" Roxas and Axel, Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix +. Yeah, not much, but it was the best (not to mention saddest) kh scene ever!

"Dance, water, dance!" Demyx, Kingdom Hearts 2.

"Like it?" Demyx, Kingdom Hearts 2. Just like the way he says it:)

"Come on, keep to the beat!" Demyx, KH2. Again. Yeah, this one always makes me think of that song "We've got the beat!". Annoying, but i still like the quote!:)

"I did it! I killed her! She's dead! Hahahahahaha! Hahaha-oh, ow, ow, ow! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Oh yeah, that's right." Stewie, Family Guy. It's in the episode when he finally kills Lois.

In a pub on the set of Southampton, Sora and Roxas shared looks.
“Hey, did you…?”
“Yeah, was that…?”
The two shared similar frowns and then looked out at the ship that they would probably be boarding soon.
“Strange.”
“Like, Willy Wonka strange?”
“Stranger than that.”
“Wow.”
“I know.” Sora and Roxas, This is not Titanic, a fanfic by Samurai-Nashie. They reminded me of me and my sib:)

"Of course, you don’t scold Larxene (rule number fifty-seven in the The Human’s Guide to Organization XIII handbook, right before “deny Roxas sea-salt ice cream” and “give Xigbar an alligator”)" This is not Titanic, Samurai-Nashie.

"Besides, if you sort through street trash long enough, you can find some real treasure." Axel, New Neighbors, a fanfic by Xanrivash. He was talking about Demyx, and I just thought it was really sweet:)

"Kingdom Hearts on a hot dog bun!" Axel, in the fanfics by Xanrivash.

"Show me the monkey!" Axel, Disneyland Foray, a fanfic by Firebloom. Random, but it's funny, read it=D

“…yeah, well, you’re a freak, no one loves you, and you sound like Jesse McCartney.”
Roxas gasped. “YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” Axel and Roxas, Organization XIII go to Disney?, a fanfic by rokusasu74.

"Damn, nature, you scary!" Family Guy.

"OH MY GOD ROXAS LOOK IT'S THAT BLUE ALIEN THING YOU ALWAYS LOVED SO MUCH AS A CHILD GO HUG HIM!"
"Axel, what the heck are you talking abo--"
"Like I said, GO HUG HIM"
(Later, after an argument with Marluxia)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go save my best friend in the whole wide world from that freakish blue alien thing that neither of us have ever heard of. Good day, Marluxia." Axel and Roxas, Organization XIII go to Disney?, rokusasu74.

"Two years? I'd be legal!
Legal to what?
Have your bab- Vote." Yuffie and Vincent, Cloud and co Watch Advent Children, a youtube video by Scorpicus.

"Tifa, seriously, back in Wall Market, mine were more believable than yours." Cloud, Final Fantasy VII: Cloud's True Love, a youtube video by Scorpicus.

"I know, I'm on the ground dying after taking a bullet for him and what does Cloud do? Nicks my sword and runs for it! ...such a bastard..." Zack, Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Aeris Date Scene, another youtube video by Scorpicus. I know that's not how it happened, but that was a pretty funny take on it!:)

"You know, I heard starlight can give you cancer. (all cheery) But what doesn't these days!" Stewie, Family Guy.

"You're the greatest person in the whole world! And I should know. I live in it." Sib, when trying to make me feel better.

"Who am I? (looks down) Who are you? (looks up) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Sib, trying to imitate Cloud in the end of Crisis Core after I tried to explain the story to him.

"No way. It just ate my hair." Zack Fair, Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII. He seemed so attached to his hair, and the way he said it just sounded so melodramatic, it just made me laughed :D(I still don't understand why I find it so funny)

"Unattainable dreams are the best kind." Lazard, Crisis Core. Yeah, I say that, too, now. :)

"Tifa-
Went to the corner store to buy maple syrup.
We’re out of it, and everyone knows you can’t have pancakes without syrup.
It’s unheard of.
-Cloud
P.S. Borrowed Denzel’s grey beanie. If he runs out of his room panicked, tell him a robber came and stole it.
Tell me his reaction later." A letter by Cloud, Scribbles, a fanfic by Lunatic.Ninja. Super funny, I recomend it:)

"Panting, Axel counted to see if all were still present. "Right, all three and a half of us are here."
Roxas frowned." Attention Maker, a fanfic by Firebloom.

"Who says I can't have my way with him first?" Larxene, Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories. Um, yeah, I know I'm just thinking wrong, but after reading this quote and seeing her make Repliku scream bloody murder, she officially creeps me out O.O

" 'OBTAINED LINGERIE'
Why did they give me a rag? I don't get it." Cloud, Final Fantasy VII.

"I'll chop it off." Cloud, Final Fantasy VII. 0.o

"I'll rip it off." Aeris(th), Final Fantasy VII. o.0

"I'll smash it." Tifa, Final Fantasy VII. 0.0

"Marry me first."
"Okay, what's the punchline."
"You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed and you think it's a joke." Edward and Bella, Eclipse.

"I dazzle people?
You haven't noticed?
Do I dazzle you?
Frequently." Edward and Bella, Twilight. He's so oblivious! So cute -

"Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Master Nicky!" Geoffry (spell?), Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

"Cloud shakily sat down against the wall, heart going like the Energizer Bunny on crack." Fanfiction Wars, a fanfic by Mengde.

"He always said that just once, he'd like to dress up like a girl. So, that's why I wanted a cute dress for him…" Aerith, Final Fantasy VII. Aerith is AMAZING!

"What else happened in the Honeybee Inn, Cloud?"
(flashback) Isn't bathing great…? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby!? Feels good, huh?
……… I don't feel good. Let me out… (end flashback)
"Nothing." Denzel and Cloud, oh, and Mukki, Idolized, a Final Fantasy VII fanfic. Oh, and part of it was said in the actual Final Fantasy VII game. Yeah, I know, perverted, but I did laugh when Cloud said that. O_O

"So, tell me, have you been good this year?
Zack...You don't need to do this...there are kids waiting...
I ASKED...HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR!?
Zack...
DON'T AVOID THE FRIGGIN QUESTION STRIFE! ANSWER CLEARLY!
I'm not answering...
I AM SANTA, STRIFE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
Zack...You're scaring the kids...and me..." Zack and Cloud, Zack as Santa, fanart by ile-o. Found it on devianart

“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can’t Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can’t Paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!’” magicmehome...I actually don't know what that is. I got this from somebody else's profile, but it was too funny, I couldn't stop laughing:D

1:22 a.m.
“Hey, Tifa!” Cloud called quietly from his room.
“What?”
“You’re in bed with me.” He said, talking about our “mini-me” dolls.
“That’s nice, Cloud. Good night.” Cloud and Tifa, Scribbles, by Lunatic.Ninja. Just read it, it's a hilarious fanfic!

“I know you don’t remember your Other,” he said flatly. Roxas winced a little and his eyes began to shift away from Axel’s face. Axel frowned and squeezed the kid’s neck forcefully. Roxas’s eyes snapped back to his face. “It doesn’t matter,” Axel said slowly, enunciating every word carefully. “Who he was doesn’t change who you are, understand? You’re you. You’re Roxas, and you’ll always be Roxas, even if you get your heart back – got it memorized?” Axel, A Friendly Conversation, a fanfic by A Spot of Bother.

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife!" Stewie and Eliza, Family Guy.

"By the way, you call those fake implants boobs?! Those aren't boobs, they're lies!!" Stewie, Family Guy.

well, that's all i can think of for now! God bless