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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Gilmore Girls. Well, there isn't much to stick here that wouldn't bore you to tears. I'm somewhere between eighteen and twenty four, I enjoy watching bad movies and mercilessly mocking the crap out of them, and I amuse myself with fiddling in fanfiction-land. I hope you enjoy the often-insane results. UPDATE! I have been truly blessed. A wonderful, talented young lady (lady? I'm assuming? Correct me if I'm wrong?) named breenieweenie made a trailer for 'the Grape Vine that is Hogwarts'. It is currently posted on youtube, but my technological failings have basically made the entire cosmos gang up on my not being able to paste the link for you. But seriously. Youtube it. Totally worth it. I hope you will all go and watch it, because, yeah, I'm gonna be promoting this video 'til I'm black and blue. It truly is great, and if you enjoyed reading it, I hope you'll enjoy watching the video as well. I, Eridanus, do solemnly swear to review all the stories I read, NOTE Since I'm pretty much the Queen of all that is Lazy, I cannot be bothered with disclaimers. So here it is, one big blanket disclaimer. Please don't sue me. Disclaimer: Everything in my stories is owned by the respective author/producer/whatever-er who created it, except plotlines. UPDATE Okay, I've just got to say: 'what the hell?' I received a review a while ago, when I reopened my computer after I'd been eating cookies. It said I had a review. FROM MYSELF. Firstly, this is crazy. Secondly, I don't know how the hell it happened. Because, seriously: I don't review myself. That's just weird. No offence to anyone who does. If anyone knows how it might have happened... like, if someone hacked into my account or something, please PM me. I'd seriously like to enlist my butt-kicking buddies and deal with it. | |||||||||
1. And Then You Found Me » reviewsDraco Malfoy has never needed help from anyone, thank you very much. But then again, he's never been stranded in New York city with a wand digging into his carotid artery. Help might come in the way he's least expecting it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,529 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 8-2-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.2. For Now reviewsIt seems that there are some acts that even Hermione Granger is determined not to forgive. Draco Malfoy plans on changing that. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete3. For the Rest of Our Lives » reviewsInnumerable sprigs of mistletoe, seven friends, one house, and a clock on some kind of drugs. Months after the events of the year before, seven Hogwartians get together and plan out the rest of their lives. Sequel to 'the Grape Vine that is Hogwarts'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,595 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 8-15-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.4. Chocolate Won't Desert You reviewsFour o'clock, and Draco Malfoy's Easter has already been mercilessly ripped to shreds. Can anything save it? He doesn't think so.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. Sparks reviewsTheir eyes met, the sparks flitting between brown and green so solid that they could almost taste them, so tangible were they in the air. JamesLily oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-28-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete6. The Grape Vine that is Hogwarts » reviewsHogwarts is full of teenagers, and it must be expected that there is gossip. A lot of it. It's already happened to Harry, but what happens when it hits Draco and Hermione?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,993 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete7. Tyre Swing reviewsHermione is swinging on a tyre swing, in a secluded patch of forest. Dramione oneshot. Kind of floaty-weird. Be warned.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete8. Sidekick Love reviewsThe one he's wanted all this time is right under his nose, but will he, in bumbling sidekick style, screw it up and be too late? Ron/Hermione oneshot, hint of DramioneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete9. Early Morning Thoughts reviewsJess and Rory can't sleep. Oneshot.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-08 - Rory G. & Jess M. - Complete10. A Long Year » reviewsNon-canon. Hermione and Draco are Head Girl and Boy, and manage to get themselves into a major prank war that escalates into something more.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-10-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.11. A Twilit Day reviewsBella/Edward fluff. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-08 - Complete12. Way To Go, Kid reviewsPost-series final. Jess returns to Stars Hollow, for good this time, and so does Rory. Coinkydink, yes? Oneshot.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-08 - Rory G. & Jess M. - Complete13. Bella is a Barbie Doll reviewsBella is being dressed up by Alice, and she's not happy about it.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete14. The Golden Snitch reviewsMostly from the perspective of a particularly mistreated and arrogant Golden Snitch. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete15. Stay reviewsSet in the sixth book, Draco is faced with an unpleasant situation. Long oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete16. Severus Reminisces reviewsSeverus Snape is reminiscing about Lily Evans. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-08 - Severus S. - Complete17. Rain reviewsIt is raining, and Hermione is transfixed. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete18. Persuasion by Moonlight reviewsIt takes a little persuasion from a certain someone to draw Hermione away from her books. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete19. Lupin Blushes reviewsTonks makes Lupin blush. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-10-08 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete20. Libraries and Electricity reviewsHermione is in the library, and Draco is thinking about electricity. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete21. I Missed You reviewsOn the Hogwarts Express. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete22. How to Cure the Depression of One Hermione Granger reviewsHermione is depressed, and only one person can pull her out of it. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Hermione G. - Complete23. Hermione's Bad Mood reviewsHermione is in a bad mood. Enough said. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Hermione G. - Complete
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