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Hi, there. Welcome to . . . (drumroll, please) my profile. -nods sagely-

Okay. I'm Hannah, although flowermasters or Flower is fine. I act older than I am, although I'm not giving out my age, thanks. -winks- I like reading, writing (erm, duh!), Broadway musicals (-eyes stories- obviously), socializing, being the center of attention, listening to music, watching movies, roleplaying, singing, acting, dancing, eating, sleeping, Diet Coke, Roger Davis, and breathing. I don't like iced coffee (people. it's milk with ice in it, basically), homework, overly preppy people (you're no more perfect than the rest of us), overly goth-ish people (who are you angry at, for God's sakes?), or anything with six-to-eight legs that crawls around. As you can tell, I've got an opinion on everything. I'm very -- well . . . Loud. Outgoing. A tad bold. A closet romantic. Boy-crazy. Pretty smart (I hope). Crazy. Realistic. Literal. Absolutely bananas for Adam Pascal.

Also, I'm pretty obsessed with Broadway musicals. I like RENT, Bare, Aida, Cabaret, Nine, Funny Girl, Chess, Wicked, Spring Awakening (sometimes . . . it scares me a bit), Hairspray, Grease, Mamma Mia!, and Avenue Q. I also like books, movies, and music -- but there's so much of that, I simply don't have enough space to list all of my favorites.

Also, you know you're a diehard RENTHead when you see someone's car tag that reads 'HISGLRY' and it takes you ten minutes to stop squealing long enough to realize they're talking about Jesus, not Roger . . .

. . . Yeah. Feel free to be weirded out now.

WARNING: SUPER LONG PROFILE AHEAD. READ AT OWN RISK . . .

My favorite couples (from the fics I read the most):

RENT: RogerxMark (just room-mates my ass . . . ), RogerxMimi, RogerxApril.

Twilight: EdwardxBella, JasperxBella (Yes, I said JasperxBella. J'adore Jasper, he's a vampire wannabe-Roger.)

Wicked: ElphabaxFiyero (Fiyero is, like, my one true love. Beneath Roger, Radames, and Freddie . . . is anyone seeing a pattern?)

Aida: RadamesxAida (duh?)

Harry Potter: HarryxGinny

Chess: FreddiexFlorence, WalterxMolokov (so impossible yet so hot), FreddiexAnatoly (Yes. FreddiexAnatoly. I have officially been corrupted.)

Bare: PeterxJason (is it possible to be a Bare fan and NOT love them?), NadiaxLucas

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If Mark's nerdiness makes you cringe, but his adorkableness makes you smile, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten into trouble for singing in a non-musical class, copy and paste this into your profile, along with what you were singing. (I was singing "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey. Apparently my art teacher didn't feel that it was an appropriate school-time song . . . )

If you think Elijah Kelley's voice is the best of all the Hairspray cast, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Adam Pascal has the best ass below 14th street, copy this into your profile.

If the couple name Pepperony makes you squee, copy this into your profile.

If you regularly obsess about how "One Song Glory" was Roger's real one song glory and "Your Eyes" just doesn't cut it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile.

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that it would be cool to get AIDS, slap yourself and then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to slap Frederick Trumper for being a jerk but have him make passionate love to you while you did so, copy and past this into your profile.

If you thought Adam Pascal was the best Freddie Trumper ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly refer to 'Pity the Child' as 'Pity the Singer', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you refer to 'You Can't Stop the Beat' as 'You Can't Stop to Breathe', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your best friends have the weirdest convos ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes:

"Find the one song, before the the virus takes hold, glory, like a sunset. One song to redeem this empty life. Time flies, and then no need to endure anymore. Time dies . . . -sigh- The door." ~Roger, RENT.

"The phone rings, and she screams, 'Stab my back, it's better when I bleed for you. Walk on me, it never was enough to do.'" ~The All-American Rejects

"And yet, I wish it wasn't so. Will he miss me if I go?" ~Svetlana, Chess.

"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!" ~Freddie, Chess.

"Every single day, I walk down the street - I hear people say baby, so sweet." ~Maureen, RENT.

"Viva la vie boheme!" ~RENT.

"Running together, forever you and I . . . " ~Jason, Bare

"Plain Jane, fat ass! Guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole!" ~Nadia, Bare.

"I'd let you watch; I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you. So, you'd better go back to your bars - your temples - your massage parlors!" ~Freddie, Chess.

"Your subtleties, they strangle me . . . " ~The All-American Rejects.

"It's the bitch of living (the bitch, just the bitch)." ~Spring Awakening

(not really a musical quote, but oh well xD):

Me: "MOO WITH ME!"

Everyone: "Moooooo!"

Chel'le: "MOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Mr. Collins (what a coinky-dink, huh? xD): "What?!"

Chel'le, Me: "Ahhh!"

"The party don't start til I walk in." ~'TikTok', Kesha

"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible, is music." ~Aldous Huxley

"Music is indescribable. It tells us everything we can't say, everything we want to say, and it feels everything we feel." ~Unknown

Soloist: "You play chess. You are good at it? Oh, I hear you're World Champion!"

Anatoly: ". . . Since yesterday."

Soloists: ". . . That's still good!" ~'Embassy Lament', Chess xD

"I've thrown coins in the fountain, I've been to the mountain. I've lived through the battles, I've seen what men can do to men; I can't promise you peace. I can't promise you money. But I promise to make you the best man I can - hold on to something, cuz your life's about to begin." ~'I'm With You', Adam Pascal (-squee-)

"Feel it how it grows inside me, swirling ball of anguished cries -- haunted, daunted, so unwanted, feel its anger in me rise . . . Dream a dream, then dash another. Life is there to interrupt. Someone out there call my mother -- look at me, Mom, all grown up!" ~'All Grown Up', Bare.

Me: "I like wenises. Like Anthony Rapp, bwahaha. I MEAN, NOT HIS WENIS. BUT HE LIKES WENISES TOO. OH GOD, NO. I DO NOT WANT THAT!"

Amy: "Yes you do."

Me: "Dude, this is going on my favorite quotes -- . . . no. Just no." ~Me and Amy . . . don't ask. Just don't ask. XD

"May auld acquaintance be forgot - unless the test results come back positive." ~Jay Leno.

"I know the truth and it marks me. I know the truth, and it shocks me. It's flown just a little too far. Why do I want him still? Why when there's nothing there? How to go on with the rest of my life, to pretend I don't care? This should have been my time! It's over, it never began! I closed my eyes to so much for so long, and I no longer can. I tried to blame it on fortune, some kind of twist in my fate. But I know the truth, and it haunts me. I learned it a little too late. Oh, I know the truth and it marks me! I know the truth, and it shocks me! I learned it a little too late . . . Too late." ~'I Know The Truth', Aida. (Amneris)

"My old man carries an angry face - says 'You no good piece of worthless space' - turn the lights on, yeah, turn the lights on. Go out walking into the day, stalking innocent prey, hey turn the lights on, yeah, turn the lights on. Come on into the light, get outta the dark. They'll try to numb you out. Wake me from the chill that kills the heart, I know you'll understand, yeah . . . " ~'Turn the Lights On', Adam Pascal&Larry Edoff

"Oh, kiss me. Flick your cigarette, then kiss me. Kiss me where your eye won't meet me. Meet me where your mind won't kiss me. Flick your eyes at mine and then hit me. Hit me with your eye, so sweetly. Oh, you know you know you know that yes I love, I mean I'd love to get to know you. Do you never wonder . . . No, no, no you girls never know, oh no, you girls'll never know, no you girls never know, how you make the boy feel. You girls never know, oh no you girls never know, no you girls never know, how you make the boy feel." ~'No You Girls', Franz Ferdinand. THIS SONG ROCKS MY SOCKS. LOOK IT UP. It reminds me of Roger and April's junkie/partying days.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Lucky", Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat. Lucky what? o.O

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

"Low Rider", War. Omfg, that sounds wrong.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

"Ti Voglio/Be Italian", Nine. Sure? Italian guys are fwacking sexy.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

"Better", Regina Spektor. Omfg, this song screams M/R at certain points. "If I kiss you where it's sore, if I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?"

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

"LoveGame", Lady Gaga. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, THIS BEAT IS SICK! I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR -- ooookay.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"Walk This Way", Aerosmith. Oh, why the hell not. ;)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"What Would You Do?", Cabaret. o.O

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"The Last Song", The All-American Rejects. Ok?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"I Don't Care", Fall Out Boy. ?? Okay?

WHAT IS 2+2?

"It Couldn't Please Me More", Cabaret. 2 + 2 = pineapple?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Where I Want To Be", Chess. ?? Wtf? This is Anatoly-angsty-time . . . not a friendship song at all.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"For Good" , Wicked. Damn, shoulda got this for the last one.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Morningside", Sara Bareilles. This song is kick-ass.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"Something Bad", Wicked. Omfg. XD

"WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"The Dark I Know Well", Spring Awakening. This does not bode well.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"The Bitch of Living", Spring Awakening. XD Ok?

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

"Super Freak", Rick James. HAHAHAAAAAAA!!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"There's a Fine, Fine Line", Avenue Q. -tear- Ok?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Candyman", Christina Aguilera. Oh, God, no . . .

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.

"Animals", Nickelback. HAHAHA! Oooooh, funnnn. ;)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?

"Wonderchild", Adam Pascal. -bursts into song- IF A FEVERRRR, GOT YA BURNINNNGGG, AND YOUR STOMACH, GOT YOU -- okay.

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?

"Turn the Lights On", Adam Pascal & Larry Edoff. Not a good sign, considering it opens with, "My old man carries an angry face, says you no good piece of worthless space . . . "

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"Global TV Fanfare", Chess. On TV?

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?

"SOS", Mamma Mia. WTH?

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"Finale A", RENT (movie). -tear- Yeah. :(

List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Roger Davis. (-drools-)

2. Mark Cohen. (Adorkableness. :) )

3. Maureen Johnson. (I guess.)

4. Tom Collins. (-heart-)

5. Angel Dumott Schunard. She (sorry, he is a she in my book, deal with it) is officially the awesomest person alive (technically she died, though, so . . . ).

6. Mimi Marquez. (It's not that I don't like her, I'm just jealous. First she screwed Benny and then she got Roger, too? SHE'S NOT THAT HOT!)

7. Benny (also known as Benjamin Coffin the Third . . . . God, Taye's so hot . . . )

8. Joanne Jefferson. (Okay, lemme just say that I do love her - especially because vocally, she's the only RENT character I could be - but she's just . . . IDK. Not as boho as everyone else ((and sadly, Benny is hotter than her)).)

9. (Uh . . . ) April Ericson. (No idea how Johnathan Larson intended for her personality to be, but in my mind, she's a bitchy whore. And everyone loves bitchy whores!)

10. Alison Grey? (We know nothing about her personality, either, but in my book, she's not the total bitch everyone suspects. I'm currently trying to work out a fic surrounding her and April, with Roger/Benny/Maureen in there, plus cameos of Mark and Collins . . . )

11. Paul, the Life Support guy. (Love him.)

12. (Uh . . . ) Steve! (He's cool.)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mimi/Paul? No, I haven't, and no, I don't want to, because I despise fics where Mimi cheats on Roger (-cough- WHORE -cough-)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's a different definition of hot; sadly, gay anarchists that run around naked just don't float my boat. Depressed wannabe rockstars, now . . . that is a different story. ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

STEVE GOT JOANNE PREGNANT?! But Joanne is a lesbian, and she's dating Maureen. It'd be so unlike her to cheat, because Maureen does enough of that for all of us (Mark and Joanne will defend that statement - sorry, Mo.) And Steve could very well give Joanne HIV. So . . . it'd be royally screwed up.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

April? Oh, yes, there's tons out there about her, and I'm proudly a Roger/April shipper. It's pretty damn cool seeing how each author portrays her, although the idea of her being a masochist/emo/cutter is getting kinda old. Did I mention I hate fics where Roger is a complete ass to her? No, folks. Just because he is a party-boy/junkie does not mean he cheats on her.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Mark/Mimi? FUCK. NO. God, I cannot stand Mark/Mimi (now, Roger/Mark or Roger/Mimi is fine with me). Mimi has AIDS, folks! She's dying! Mark isn't sick or dying (another thing: PEOPLE. DON'T KILL MARK!). Plus, Mark and Mimi would be even more dysfunctional than Roger and Mimi are, if that's possible. Please don't stick poor, lonely Mark with Mimi, even if Roger's dead or something. Sorry, NO.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Angel/April or Angel/Alison. Neither, because: a) Angel is a gay drag queen, and therefore does not like girls! b) April was with Roger and is also dead long before Angel shows up at the Loft. c) Alison is with Benny, and probably hates Angel's guts, because in case no one remembers, Angel killed Alison's dog. Not a turn-on. d) Angel + Collins = love. Nuff said.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Benny walked in on Mark screwing Steve? Damn. Well, Benny would probably spazz out and scream, "SO YOU ARE GAY!", before running out to boil his eyes. And also, Steve has AIDS, and Mark does not . . .

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Maureen/Alison. "Muffy and Mo. Love, hate. Or a good dose of both."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Oh my God, I hope not. Roger/Joanne, -gag-. Lemme remind everyone; Joanne is a lesbian and Rog is HIV+. Plus, what about Maureen and Mimi?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Benny/Steve? Um . . . "Unexpected". Lol. Fail, I know.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Joanne? "Morningside" by Sara Bareilles. I think it captures Joanne's feelings towards Maureen.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Roger/Mimi/Steve. "Warning: Three AIDS patients do some seriously messed up stuff at Life Support."

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A fic about Angel? Mm, I don't remember. Sadly, my fanfic perusals are usually limited to Mark/Roger, Mimi/Roger, Roger/April, or anything Roger-centric. Call me obsessed.

USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers!

1. Where is your cell phone? Desk.

2. Your significant other? . . . -tear-

3. Your hair? Brown?

4. Your mother? Bitchy. :)

5. Your father? Bitchy. :)

6. Your favorite music? -cannot answer this in one word, so . . . moving on-

7. Your dream last night? Interesting . . .

8. Your favorite drink? Soda.

9. Your dream/goal? BROADWAY!! :)

10. What room you are in? Junkroom.

11. Your hobby? Breathing.

12. Your fear? -can't answer this in one word either, but it'd have to be . . . living a life of quiet desperation-

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? NYC! :D

14. Where were you last night? Bed.

15. Something that you are not? Athletic. (-sigh-)

16. Muffins? Awesometastic.

17. Wish list item? (new) Computer!

18. Where you grew up? Georgia (pronounced Gaawrrrjuh or Jawhjuh, if you live down here.)

19. Last thing you did? Shuffled (my iPod.)

20. What are you wearing? Clothing?

21. Your TV? On.

22. Your pets? Awesome!

23. Friends? Hilarious!

24. Your life? T.Fed. (Abreviation for 'totally fucked' - Amy knows)

25. Your mood? Lazy.

26. Missing someone? Nahh.

27. Car? (At the) Dealership.

28. Something you're not wearing? Shoes.

29. Your favorite store? Maurice's.

30. Your favorite color? Purple!

33. When is the last time you laughed? Today.

34. Last time you cried? Wednesday (last week)

35. Who will also do this? IDK?

36. One place that I go to over and over? School. (-gag-)

37. One person who texts me regularly? Amy (my stalker)

38. My favorite place to eat? Chili's.

39. My favorite food? Pizza.

40. Where you wish you were right now? . . . Paris.

MEH STORIES!

American Girl: A Beautiful Thing and I'll Always Come Back To You (Note: These are very early stories, and pretty dumb. xD)

Artemis Fowl: Checkers, Kisses (which, by the way, is on a pretty permanent hiatus. xD)

Avatar: Last Airbender: Betrayal (my first fic, pretty dumb xD)

Bare fics: Taking, Life is a Maze and Love is a Riddle, Pain Adores Me, and Sour Note. (all oneshots)

Chess fics: A Terrible Evening, I Know Them Both So Well, and Next Time, We're Walking (all oneshots)

Indiana Jones: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Ku-Ali and 1962 (both pretty darn popular, but not so good, in my opinion xD)

Twilight: Vampires with MSN, Suicide, Listening to the Radio, Change Me, Bella's Lullaby, Hunter (All oneshots except VWM.)

RENT: (here comes the motherlode) It Won't Always Be Like This, My Time To Go To You, Mr. Blue Tie, How Evita the Akita Met Her Death, How One Thing Began and Another Ended, Lemonade Stand, Last Letters, Ink Not Blood, iPod Drabbles, I Love You, 100 Years, iPod Couple Drabbles, Dancer on the Roof, Carry You Home, Feelings, Pancakes, My Girl, The Challenge, The Public Loves a Happy Face, Photographs, Haunted Eyes, Broken Glass and Painkillers, Nightmare, Kisses From Beginning to End, Weakness, Like Ice, The Barbie Girl, The Jew, and the Closet, Human Kindness, Crying, A Night On The Town, Rush, Stars, The Happiest Place on Earth, Tragically Predictable, Last October 8th, Sunset (bwahaha xD)

So there you have it. My profile. Feel free to PM me with any questions/comments or read some of my stories (reviews = love). LOVE TO YOU ALL! MWAH, MWAH!

~Hannah