Hey! I'm not going to tell you my name, because frankly, thats kind of stupid. I will tell you that I'm a 15 year old girl, living in Canada, who has an obsession with books of all ages and genres. I love to read and write, and have been reading fanfiction for years, though I'm just finally making an account. I read mostly Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, but occasionally branch into other stuff. I have some pretty good ideas for stories, but am only now starting to type them out. It's called procrastination, people. What else? Well, I like playing Tetris while I work. What can I say? It gets the creative juices flowing.

Maximum Ride:

I read lots of Maximum Ride fanfiction, so I know pretty much every stereotype out there. Lets start with the romances. I like Fang and Max, or FAX, but in moderation, not as the main story. Max would neverjust be like "omg, Fang! I love you sooo much!" Yes, that is a direct quote. I also really hate NIGGY, or Nudge and Iggy. I mean, she is his little sister! It's kind of disgusting, when you think about it. I do like EGGY, Ella and Iggy, though. They seem like such a cute couple, and Ella, unlike Nudge, has actually shown interest in Iggy. All in all, I think that Iggy is my favroute charachter. I mean, come on! How can you not love the blind pyro/baker combo! I wish people would write more about Gazzy, though. He dosn't get enough love. : (

Harry Potter:

Okay, I'll admit it. I only read Fred and George. I have loved them since I was six years old and Harry needed help finding his way onto platform 9 3/4. My respect for them grew when I was 11 and they outsmarted Umbridge and opened their shop. When I was thirteen, I actually cried in camp over Freds 'unfortunate encounter with the wall'. I turned to fanfiction for solace, and after reading through story after story of George angst, I found something...different. Very different. I had found Fox Ears, probably one of the best fanfiction stories that I've ever read. Once more, it gave me an idea. Just because Fred had died, didn't mean he had to stay dead. I began planning a reFredding of my own, and my first originl fanficton will be the result. I'm not that big fan of post DH cannon, but I actually do like the idea of George having twins named Fred nad Roxanne. I might end up doing a story about them, who knows.
I love reading Twin stories that make me laugh. They are great charachters, and were under-utilized by Rowling. I do not, however, read twincest. Thats just disgusting, and anyone who writes it has a sick mind.

And now for all the random stuff!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ifyou think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

(I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!) Copy and paste this in to your bio if you could read this

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

I, EasyButton, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution! To join, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste if your still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...

I don't belive in forcing people to copy and paste things into their profile. If you don't either, then copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

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I AM IN FRED DENIAL! FRED IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Fred denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.