Hi, I'm Xero Shane.
My friends and I are working on a cosplay company called The League of Pixie Stix.
I luv fanfiction. Read a ton of it.
My BFF and Sister, Rayne Tam (endorcement!!), reads all my fics and gives me pointers, though I admit I don't always take them under consideration.
My Gaia profile is @ http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/13107496/
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My Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/savethecheerleader2
Peace Love and Mercy

Fav. Quote: "Music is like algerbra" ~ James Marsters

My avatar is a tribute, in a way, to Torchwood character Ianto Jones, who died in series three of torchwood. Death by Torchwood was coined by Captain Jack Harkness in the series one episode 'They Keep Killing Suzie' when Ianto asked what to put as Suzie Costello's COD. I find it sadly ironic, but I think that Ianto atleast died in Jack's arms, so, as far Ianto's death's circumstances, all is well with me. That doesn't mean I'm not drunk with anger that he's dead.
Me and Rayne had a close to ten minute 'discussion' about who was to blame. It was very interesting.

I love you Creed Cakes!! Eh eh nomnom chai! Hiway! Eya Olven Ooka!

Support Child Abuse Prevention and Counseling Programs. REPORT CHILD ABUSE AT THE FIRST SIGN!!
"Healthy men do not torture. The tortured tend to become the torturers." - I don't know, but if you know, PM me the name.

STORIES

IN PROGRESS STORIES:

Note concerning my unpublished/uncompleted stories: We all know the muses don't always cooperate with plot bunnies and authors, so I will never put a set date for completion or publishing on my stories, because I'm human and a teenage band member who has to carry a 40 pound instrument on a buck ten frame. Any unpubished stories listed WILL be published, eventually. Muses do not respond to 40 pounds on one's back for two hours a day on the positive scale. So please, you don't have to forgive me if I'm lacking in my uploading at all, but please understand that life is chaos. Thanks.

Musing of Two Authors:THIS is why me and Rayne Tam shouldn't be unsupervised in her room. Pepperoni, Arizona, "Attempted" Shika and Booth whump. Warning: Characters yelling at authors, flying pigs, and plot bunny armies led by vampires. Glompage. Co-writ with Rayne Tam.
If you, yes you, have an Idea for a theme for a chapter, PM me or Rayne. You will get credit here and in the Fict.

Phantoms in the Shadows: CSI NY SGA XOVER. After an abush, a wraith is escaped in New York and the Trust has taken a hostage. As of chapter 3, they want Flack dead! Updates Coming soon.

I Don't Want to Go: BLACK CAT. Creed want to steal Sven's heart, but some one already has it. New Chapter coming soon... Out of the Closet. Slash and Stalking involved. Collaboration work with Kitsune Curoryu

Plead to the Public Criminal Minds. Reid has something to say. Fangirls who do pairing with him a lot should "Reid" this. Drabble. Less than five hundred words. (I know the "Reid" thing was a bad joke.) Sequel was written by the-vampire-act (I think they're in my Fav author section, if not PM me cause they should be.) Will be publishing my own sequel as soon as I get around the elephant in the room.

Listen n Learn: Listener CSI NY xover. (cowrote w/ Rayne Tam, on her profile) Toby and Oz are on vacation in New York when something terrible happens that affects Toby. Trying not to give many details away.

Of Evil Clowns, Redux: SGA. (Yet another unpublish one) Inspired by the 9th episode of The Listener. John has a nightmare about his childhood and why he dosen't like clowns.

The Stupid Things We Do: CSI NY. (Not published yet) Stella wakes up after what she thought was going to be the start of a wonderful relationship, but realizes that her heart already beats for someone else. SMacked.

Finished Stories: These are subject to possible expansion of the plot, or edits. Nothing is set in stone.

Cycles of Thought: Ianto after Canary Wharf. Warning: Suicidal Thoughts. Not AU.

Of Evil Clowns, a drabble: SGA. The tale of why John is scared of clowns. Am writing a darker version.

Torchwood One:

Torchwood. For anyone who has read Helen Pattskyn's fantastic AU'verse, I'm going to be writing some adventures for the new and very much improved Torchwood London, headed by Martha Jones. Also, I had someone asked me why I'm calling it Torchwood One more than Torchwood London, and I guess I hadn't really thought about it. Maybe subconciously I want to move away from the Torchwood of Series two of Doctor Who. I don't kniw. Shrugs

Don't Snog and Tell Jack: Lois is cataloguing when something mysterious happens. First in the series. Rated T for Snogging

More AU Torchwood:

Love and Reason: Torchwood AU. After the events concerning Michael Rivkin, Ziva vanishes. A take on that story arc from Helen's AU. Tiva. Rated T. FINISHED!!

Pheonix: NCIS, set in AU. After Ziva leaves, Tony is left to sort out his life after NCIS and look back at his beginnings to move forward. Post Love and Reason and Chapter 1 of Helen's Doubts. Alt season 7. T for swearing.

A message for Newbies:
First, welcome to the wonderful world of fanfiction.net.
Two, please use basic edicate when reviewing and putting Author's notes in your fics. If you have nothing nice to say that actually helps the author make their story better, don't say it. Mainly, don't diss other people's ideas or ships you don't like. It's okay to ay your not into it, but don't go on about it. I'd say this the most important thing you can do in your reviews.
Two.five (added 8/17/09), Be graceful and courteous and don't go flaming someone who obviously is just being a jerk or having a bad day cause one day, that could be you.
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Three.five (added 8/17/09), Make sure it's under the right category,rating, and genre appropriate for the fict. No one likes to read a fic then being shock by the content because you got the rating wrong.
Four, have fun and write whatever fic you want. You never know how your fic will be responded to, you ended up with someone writing a sequel or dozens of people check your profile everyday for updates.
Good luck! I wish you many subscribers. Message me about this and I'll check you out and subscribe if I'm into your fandoms.

A message for I love SMacked ship fics the most, well actually it's tied with Shep whump, but anywho, I made a vid dedicated for SMacked writers. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSYvWVJimpw
Please watch and comment. Thanks and keep writing SMacked fics.

Known for:
Thinking that vampires should never sparkle. (Except when Dawn dumps a bucket of glitter over Spikes head.)
Thinking that the whole concept of Twilight is lame.
Thinking that bisexuals and gays have the same rights and social respects as any straight person.
Not believing in first impressions.
Thinking basketball and Wrestling are gay. Though basketball less so.
Thinking the king of all sports is soccer and that soccer should get its name back back from the altered Rugby.
Finding Desmond Hume sexy at three A.M.
Despising Marry Shannon's decision to marry Raph.
Liking the characters who get in the most life threatening situation, whether they're the main character or not.
Beliving my neighbor looks like Daniel Jackson.
Believing my neighbor is scarier than an undercover cop.
Being proud of my sexuality and arguing vehemently about common conventions that says only a man and a women can be together.
Failing to understand why gay men get more hell than lesbian women.
Incessant movie/television refrences.
Finding Mac Taylor and Jethro Leroy Gibbs hot. For Gibbs, it's the hair.
Wishing for cafpows.
Getting more rays from our laptop than the actual sun.
Being a dweeb, dork, nerd, geek, and part time BITCH.
Dominating conversation.
Being anti-lawyers.
Not liking shrinks, and avoiding counseling.
Being a compartmentalized person.
Rationalizing stuff.
Believing in the gray area.
Denying Black and White thinking.
Beiliving there's always an exception.
Believing there are aliens, and that Area 51 is more than an air force base.
Not crying in front of anyone. (at least trying not to)
Procrastination.
Dreaming Big.
Being a TV hog.
Late nights with the CPU.
Listening to everything but country, with several exceptions.
Not liking Taylor Swif's "Love Story" because Romeo and Juliet is a tradgic, no happy-ending, story.
Watching too much TV.
Loving the invention of Hulu and being victimized by it's alien creators.
Yelling at the guy on the corner. (Actually, he's a friend and works as a sign holder for Domino's)
Kicking butt.
Pissing off Preps.
Being creepy.
Pissing of my father's side of the family.
Being a bit of a flip flop about what I want to do after college, currnetly... profiler. Only like 15 in the world. I'm so screwed.
Being long winded.
Loving books.
Downloading wierd music. Go CEESAU.
Supporting several philosophies, mainly ceesau and tabula rasa. (My neighbor, same as mentioned twice above, says that there's some sort of secret society called "tabula rasa" that's trying to bring about a world order. I'm not a member.)
Being all around WEIRD.
Remembering to 'Empty the Bins'
Playing and instrument more than one-third my mass.
Cosplaying men
Watching Torchwood with my sister and laughing as the cyberwoman tries to kill Jack, again.
Being best friend's with both a goth and a super senior
Being a freehugger (hahaha! meets silence come on that was hilarious, treehugger, freehugger)
Talking to myself and causing my mom to think I'm talking to her
Throwing Bananas at my sister
WIshing for a normal life (NOT!)
Best of all, being the co-creator of the word MALNOR!

From this point to the stories is a ton of quotes and copy and paste stuff. If you're actually looking for my stories, just scroll to the bottom or click hide profile (upper righthand corner), though if your bored out of your skull, there is some really funny sh... crap down there. ( I realize this can be interpeted wrongly. DON'T)

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This is a Plot Bunny. Copy and paste the Plot Bunny into your profile to help plot bunnies gain world domination. It's missing it's mid section, it kind of died.

I have Plot Bunny Syndrome. If you have PBS please copy and paste this in your profile.

The signs and symptoms of PBS include: (I just realized that PBS is also a tv station I use to watch all the time when I was a whee little child.)

Random and Sudden Plot Bunnies.

Plot Bunnies that will not leave you alone.

Rapid breeding Plot Bunnies. ( You recieve a plot bunny that spawns another, and another, and another... you get it.)

Interrupting story Plot Bunnies. (Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of the story and then you get a plot bunny for a completely different story?)

Related Plot Bunnies and/or Unrelated Plot

If you hate it when people put a ton of stuff in their profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. (this isn't me, Jus t I thought there should be one like this, please spread this butter.)

If you hate it when people put nothing in your profile, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen asleep in class, copy this into your profile. zzz... (science 9th grade. Earthquake video)

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

PONDER THIS... as G, the AHS band director would say.

Rhode Island, neither a road nor an island.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? (got to love mental imagery)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
if technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call it something like the early morning
if you built/lit a fire in an igloo would the igloo melt?

RANDOM QUOTES!!

"Why's the rum always gone?" Jack Sparrow POTC

"I have direct orders from your magic phone to keep you out of harm's way." Brendan Dean Thoughtcrimes

Stuff I Copied from Cold Ember's Profile.

"Where the hell did Evidence Response put the sugar?!" ~Charlie Eppes, NUMB3RS

"Can Gibbs arrest god?" ~Ziva David, NCIS

"Colonel in Special Ops said he was the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda." ~Colby Granger, NUMB3RS

"Legally he's right, Ethically he's an ass."~Jack Bristow, Alias

"For 'Nobody leaving the building', there are a lot of people leaving the building."~Abby Sciuto, NCIS

"What flavor of Crazy Kool aid do they make you drink when you join the physics department?" ~Charlie Epps, NUMB3RS

"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"~Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"Ladies would you please SHUT IT! Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"~Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
Jack rocks! Yay!

"Well, yeah. There's my favorite leaf, How could I forget this place?!"~Sawyer, LOST

"Tony, your dying words will be 'I've seen this film'."~Ziva David, NCIS

"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"~Gibbs, NCIS

"Great. Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that one before." ~Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."~Gibbs, NCIS

"Look alive, men! It's not for naught it's called Shipwreck Island where lie Shipwreck Cove in the town of Shipwreck."~Mr. Gibbs, POTC 3

"If you put me on hold again I will jump through this phone and strangle you!"~Ziva David, NCIS

"So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a Pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah. Fiendishly clever."~Sawyer, LOST

"The defense Lawyer told me to shove it. The message was actually delivered by his assistant."~Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"There's a certain gargantuan quality about this thing!"~Charlie Pace, LOST

"I like coming whenever Charlie gives one of these math-for-dummies lectures. It's the only time I actually understand what he's talking about." ~Alan Eppes

"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"~Ziva David, NCIS

"Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited!"~Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

Procrastinators Unite!! (tomorrow)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. I admit I do have one pair of their jeans. And they were given to me, second hand.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Cold_Ember, Xero Shane,

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, don't copy and paste this into your profile, say it your way.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. zzz...zzz...

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

End of Copied Stuff from Cold Ember.

More wacky quotes.

"That'd be Gibbs. Two B's."~Gibbs NCIS

"How do you know my interest in your ass wasn't strictly professional?"~Tony NCIS

"Don't look at me, Racoon Boy. It was Ziva."~McGee NCIS

"Your goose is fried!"~Ziva NCIS

"I thought there'd be more hot chicks here." McKay SGA

"This really isn't as bad as you descibed it."
"Oh, yeah. What about that?" McKay points clown out to Sheppard
"I hate clowns!!"~Sheppard&McKay SGA

"Dying's easy, comedy's hard."Gil Grissom CSI

"That's bad luck, isn't it?" Mike Keppler CSI (right after opening an umbrella found IN a dead body)

"You know what Grissom would say right now?"
"Something ironic, I'm sure." Nick and Dave CSI

"Welcome to the house of trinogamy."
"Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected."
"I'll bite. What were you expecting?"
"I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big..."
"Alright, alright. I'm sorry I asked." Mac and Hawkes CSI NY

"This is a little bit more than a bag-and-tag. I'm gonna call Hawkes"
"Tell him to bring a spatula" Stella and Mac CSI NY

"Montana! See a view like this, eh? Beats the wheat fields, no?"
"Have you ever even seen a wheat field?"
"What's to see? It's just wheat." Danny and Lindsay CSI NY

"Why do you get two B's?"
"Second B's for bastard." Kate and Gibbs NCIS

Spike: What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

Spike: Help me out here, Spock, I don't speak loser.

Spike: Right about the time you became so pig-headed. You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. There are other ways.

Spike: She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?

Spike: You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.

Obviously, I REALLY like Spike. He could sire me any day.

Buffy: I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.

Buffy: When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.

Buffy: You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend! (That would be Angel, the vampire with a soul)

Giles: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!

Angelus: I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been such a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angelus: Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases...blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably...tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't...'Cause I really wanna torture you.

Angelus: My friends... we're about to make history... end.

Angel: I'm sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.

Angel: It's like talking to a wall. Only you get more from a wall.

Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the power of the wish. I brought ruin upon the heads of unfaithful men; I offered destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe and now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. A mortal! A child! And I'm flunking math.

Riley: When I'm around you Buffy I find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.

Willow: You're the Slayer and we're, like, the Slayerettes.

Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.

Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Xander: Well, yeah. I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use my powers to protect the girl's locker room.

Xander: For I am Xander, king of cretins. Let all lesser cretins bow before me.

Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids.
Angel: I'll never be a kid.
Buffy: Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing creature-of-the-night boyfriend.

Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?

Buffy: Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.
Giles: Oh, please.
Spike: Giles, make her stop!
Giles: If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand.

Angel: Buffy, careful with this gift. Lots of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful.
Buffy: Like, say, immortality?
Angel: Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that.
Buffy: Funny.
Angel: I'm a funny guy.

(After finding Spike outside her house.)
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: (counting on fingers) Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.

End of More Wacky Quotes

"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is a beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfil it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is life, fight for it!"
~ Mother Teresa

Stuff Copied From My BF Kitsune Curoryu's Profile (endorcement!!)

There is no such thing as normal.
Therefore, the people that are normal are weirder than the people that are weird.

I am one of those people who, if asked "What is wrong with you?" I will reply "Where do I start?"

Preps are evil.
There is nothing wrong with being different.
WASL need to die.
So does Orochimaru.
And Marluxia.
And yaoi-haters.

End of Kit's Stuff.

I'm MALNOR! (Not Normal)

"Next time you want to blow up your crime lab, it's coming out of your paycheck." Liazzone person to Mac. CSI: NY

If you yell, scream or talk to peoples on the tv, even though they can't hear you, Paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Rayne Tam, Xero Shane,

"Did I just loose this job?" ~Ryan Wolfe CSI: Miami

Only narrow mind simply say "No!" with no reasoning involved.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian,
because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I CROSSDRESS, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I don't cry in front of people, so I must be mental or a sociopath.

If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

Just for the record, I'm a nineties child, the below RARLEY applied to moi, though some did. I got this from an email from my mom.

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes... (in my mom's case, no floorboards)
~Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat..
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this..
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight. WHY?
Because we were always outside playing...that's why!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Play stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10 th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of them? CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ?
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and deletet his.
For the rest of us

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If it would make your day to steal Colonel Sheppard's hair gel and see him get upset about it, copy this into your profile.

If it would make your day to steal McKay's coffee and hear him rant about it, copy this into your profile.

If it would make your day to steal Ronon stunner (even if you would get killed for it), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be swept up by a dart, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get sucked dry by a Wraith, copy this into your profile.

If you want to strangle all people who do not read the ancient manual before switching a device on, thus blowing up half the city; put this in your profile.

If your IQ is high enough to make your fellow scientists gulp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't even know what these shows are, paste this twice.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't even know what these shows are, paste this twice.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

Stuff from crimson-goth-girl's profile, also a bf (acme endorcement!!)

YOU KNOW ITS A BAD DAY WHEN YOU FALL OUT OF BED AND MISS THE FLOOR.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

LIFE isnt a garden so stop being a hoe

If life gives you lemons,throw them back at the jerk who gave' em to ya and demand chocolate!

FRIENDS will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing.
BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crouds asses that left you.

Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars thinking "WHERE THE HELL DID THE CEILING GO!?"

OFFICER! I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!

End of crimson-goth-girl's stuff

Copied from lynxgoddess' profile

"People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't." ~ Joss Whedon

"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed untrue." ~ Richard Nixon

"Can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?" ~ Darla, Redefinition

End of Lynx's stuff.

If you think we should have Mac kick Peyton to the curb then watch the wedding ceremony between Mac and Stella, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Shining Zephyr, Stella Taylor, csidle, LadyStellaSkye, IluvmyTV-ugottaproblem, Xero Shane,

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ L'heure Bleue's WebSite

People who say anything is possible, have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door. ~ Anonymous?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ~ CJ, a friend.

"Dude, what's with the revolving door?"
"I got it installed last weekend."
"Why?"
"So disapointed chicks can't slam the door on me." A pair of idiots. Source: my mind.

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris. Mwhahahaha!!

If love reading through huge, long, excessive profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the only reason you read this profile was to get more copy and pastes for you profile, you know the drill.

I really like horizantal dividers...

... how about you?

"I want to live in fire
With all the taste I desire" -- Apocalyptica, PATH

"Have you ever eaten alien meat?"
"Yeah"
"What was it like?"
"HE seemed to enjoy it." Gwen and Jack MEAT

Can you cook?
I make killer spagetti
What was your dream growing up?
Currently, FBI profiler, but only a few in the world. I'm screwed.
What talent do you wish you had?
Flexibility
Favorite place?
Seattle
Favorite vegetable?
Onions
What zodiac sign are you ?
Picese
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Ears Pierced
Worst Habit?
Biting my nails and Babbling
What is your favorite sport?
Tae Kwon Doe.
Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Total Optimist with a dry sense of humor
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
No, I would die in an elevator.
Tell me one weird fact about you:
I think that real leather is disgusting.
Do you have any pets?
No
Do you know how to do the macarena?
Totally
Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Horrifying
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My Acne
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in Crime
What color eyes do you have?
blue
Ever been arrested?
no
If you won 10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Buy a day on the set of Torchwood
What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Cloves
Do you believe in ghosts?
No
Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Watch television, Write Fanfiction, skimp on homework
Do you swear a lot?
Some, but not to my mom
Biggest pet peeve?
People who portray themselves as something tey're not.
In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Mental

Goodbye!! Boom!