Me, second in from the left, wearing the cool specs, with some of my BFFS!

A) I am alive

B) My laptop is beyond broken. Well, that might be an overexaggeration, slightly (haha), but it's definitely not working the way it used to. Grr.

C) I am not abandoning any of my stories, even the ones that haven't been updated in months (oops). Once I get a new laptop, and some time would be handy, I will def be back to business :D

4) Thank you to all reviewers, you all rock so much!

E) Yeah, I'm aware I just said 4 instead of putting a D, but I did that purely to amuse myself. Hahahahahahahahah

Anyway.

OMG, guess what?! Pink Fluffy Pencil Case has been nominated for Best Comedy on the Immortal Cookie Awards!

And guess what?! It freaking WON!!

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thank you so much to Endless Raindrops!! xoxoxoxox

So, ma name is Lea, y'all.

Just turned 18.

I just moved to Scotland a month ago, hating it, missing Ireland like hell!!

Dark hair, greyish green eyes, glasses, tallish, and my friends would describe me as "funny", "random" and "creative".

I love to write, I'm forever with my laptop in my lap (I have a feeling someone should pipe up and say "duh" right there), and my ultimate ambition is to write a novel. I just need my inspiration. At the moment though, I'm addicted to write Twilight fanfics.

TOTALLY humbled by the reviews I get, because I've received some amazing ones that made me squeal in a very high pitched way, a few that made me try not to cry, and plenty that made me laugh out loud for ages. I do get negative comments too, and because I'm ridiculously sensitive sometimes the negative reviews stand out to me a lot more than the positive ones. I might get twenty great reviews and then one bad one, and that's the one I'll remember first. I'm getting better at shrugging it all off though, and I do listen to constructive critisism and I always follow advice and use ideas and suggestions. I just hate it when someone comments on the way I decided to plot out the story - it's my freakin' story, write your own if you think you could do it better. That said, I do get more good reviews than I probably deserve and I am incredibly grateful for them. And there are a couple of Americans (who are quite frankly awesome people - I want to be one, lol) who read everything I write, and I luff them. ;D

I'm planning on writing a few more fics, because there're too many ideas in my head bursting to get out. I mainly write about werewolves or all human, because they're both deliciously addictive to write. Heehee.

JEN is my best friend and I'm being paid to mention her here... just kidding, lol. She's in my fave authors going by xXxSecretdesirexXx and read her stuff, coz it's fab. LOL. And will someone PLEASE tell her that amn't and writ are NOT English words, for the love of God. (HAHAHAHA). Write much? LOL. She's brilliant though, she tells me if what I write is good or terrible, and she doesn't hold back... I guess you kinda need a friend like that... as much as she annoys me... I still kinda luff her... even though she's annoying... but she's brilliant... LOL. xxxxx

And Mimzie, aka EIMEAR, who got me on fanfiction, who is the sweetest person EVER. Fanfiction has really helped improve my writing and story telling skills (if you compare my first fanfic with my most recent one, you'll see what I mean, haha) and I quite possibly owe her a vast amount of money, lol. xxxxxx

Anywhoozer, if you've taken the time to read one of my stories, THANKS A MILLION. It means a lot.

It might go without saying that I love Twilight (and the Host) with a passion, I think Stephenie Meyer is defo who I aspire to be like (did I just say 'defo'?) and I thought the film rocked. I was like melting in my cinema seat at the complete hotness which is Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz and Cam Gigandet and even Michael Welch... what a sexy film. I adored it. I mean, there was a point where I wanted to stand up and scream "THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK!" but you'd get over it. It's only the movies; they never fully ever manage to pull off a book. Look at the third Harry Potter film, for crying out loud. What the hell was that? And Malfoy is the only good looking guy in those movies, in my opinion.

Music: LINKIN PARK (saw them live, they're fricking unbelievable, best band EVER), Paramore, Nickelback, Evanescence, Kings of Leon, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy, Bullet For My Valentine, My Chemical Romance, MGMT, the Blizzards, Snow Patrol, Madina Lake, Avenged Sevenfold, Papa Roach (Between Angels and Insects is one of my favourite songs), Funeral For A Friend, Kelly Clarkson and loads others I'm forgetting... although I do love a bit of RnB; Kanye is a god, Ne-Yo, Akon, Beyonce, Lady GaGa... I can't remember everyone... and I just LOVE LOVE LOVE David Bowie, and you can say what you want, but I love him. I love that era, of glitter and stardust and bad hair and glam rock... David Bowie is fabulous. :D

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

RANDOM...

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

bom chicka wah wah...

and every word is nonsense, but I understand.

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

:D

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Twilight Quotes!! They're all by Edward, because I lurrrve him thiiiiiiiiiiis much (stretches out arms as wide as they can go):

Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

You really should stay away from me.

I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.

I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.

Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.

Be safe.

You are exactly my brand of heroin.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

What a sick, masochistic lion.

Come on, little coward, climb on my back.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair.

Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?

Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you.

You really shouldn’t have said that.

It seems I’m going to have to tamper with your memory.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen.

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…

I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening.

When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…

~Edward Cullen, Twilight

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

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BY THE WAY: PFPC is COMPLETE, i did say it in my author's notes, seems no one was listening to me...again...le sigh...

Sweet Sacrifice is just being postponed, am workin on it :)

yes, floored and jared's story have been deleted, im sorry to anyone who liked them but i just can't see myself ever finishing them :(

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