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Name: Lea
Age: 17
Location: Ireland. County Cork. It's savage, boi. (LOL)
Stats: Grey eyes, hair that likes to change colour a lot (but is currently reddish brown), glasses (am half blind. Well, not really. But practically.) Average height. There's no way I'm telling you my weight, haha. I'm technically single, but there is a boy... ooh. We'll see, hahaha. Errrrm, my hobbies include sleeping, falling asleep in school, watching way too much TV, listening to music my parents absolutely detest but I don't care coz I adore it, writing all my stories on my laptop, writing songs (even though in a cruel twist of fate I cannot sing), reading too many books, annoying my sister, buying handbags I never use, saying the word 'like' at the end of practically every one of my sentences, and... eating chocolate biscuits. Yummy.
My fave movie is Spiderman 2, but I love stupid movies, usually ones with Ben Stiller or Seth Rogan in them. Or Steve Carrell, I love him.
I hate cheese.
I do not like bugs. Especially spiders. Or wasps. Or bees. Or things with loads of legs and eyes. Gaaaahh.
I would die for my Linkin Park bag. I love it like I would love my first born.
I really want an electric guitar. Coz I wanna be a rockstar. But I can't sing. Dammit.
When I grow up, I wanna be... an author. Writing is the only thing I know how to do well. I want to have a book on a shelf with my name emblazoned on the front. That's my dream. My own book, in my hands. I'm just waiting for my inspiration. Or a dream, like Stephenie Meyer. I'm gonna be patient, because when my dream eventually arrives and then I have my own story to tell, then I'm going to write my book. Until then, I'm happy to use her characters and practice my story telling skills. And I think I'm doing OK so far... ;)
Kellan Lutz is a sex god. Uuhh. I so want his babies. They could not have picked a better Emmett. HOTTTness.
LOL.
TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...
TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...
TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...
TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...
TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...
CULLENISM: my new religion.
DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
MIKE NEWTON: my brand of valium.
PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)
JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!
I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.
If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.
WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)
Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?
TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.
THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.
EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!
EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally.
JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.
In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.
JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!
Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.
I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.
If I had my way, I would spend the majority of my time kissing Edward.
In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.
Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?
Oh, for Fork's sake.
YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.
I'm just totally random...
HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?
Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?
I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.
Hi. I have cool socks on today.
Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.
FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...
bom chicka wah wah...
and every word is nonsense, but I understand.
When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.
Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.
DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Dain bramaged.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
My Stories
NOTE: ALL WRITTEN BEFORE BREAKING DAWN
A Werewolf Love Story: Kim's side: My first fanfic. It's riddled with mistakes and the writing is awful in places, but I got such an amazing response for it and I seriously enjoyed writing it. Never expected it to do as well as it did, and I might return to it one day and polish it.
A Werewolf Love Story: Jared's Side: Was requested, and I totally know I haven't updated it in ages, but I'm trying. It's hard to write it now because I'm in a new headspace, and plus Tattoo has kind of taken over my brain at the moment. But I will finish it. Patience is all I ask for.
Control: I totally loved writing this, it consumed me totally the week or so that I wrote it in. Not my most popular story, but I couldn't care less because I love it to bits and I'm so proud of it.
Tattoo: No words to describe how I feel about this story. I just started it, intending to have a laugh with it, but then I really got into and it took over my life. And the reviews... jaysus. Overwhelming. People are telling me that they're hooked and people are PMing me to tell me how much they love it... it's seriously amazing. I'm having such a blast writing it. Whoo!
I'll Stand By You: My original Paul imprint story. Really sad and touching and a little depressing, but I wanted to try and make it as real life as possible, while still having some lovely wolfy imprinty cuteness.
Floored: My all human story. I'm not taking it too seriously, or expecting everyone else to. I write it when suffering from writer's block, but I think I'm going to run with it until it's finished.
New Story Plans (to be written post Breaking Dawn, for a change):
Sweet Sacrifice - what happens when two werewolves imprint on the same girl? A whole lot of drama and angst, that's what. I'm trying to wait until I finish Tattoo to really get into this, but it's hard. I'm really really anxious to start writing it - I think it's my new obsession.
Untitled as of yet - a Leah imprint story. It's an idea I've been toying with for a while, and I'm looking forward to writing this too.
My Writing Music
Linkin Park - my favourite band. They're so awesome.
Paramore.
Bullet For My Valentine.
Nickelback.
Evanescence.
Madina Lake.
Kelly Clarkson.
The Script.
and there's always some random song from some random person that inspires me or whatever. Can't write without music. Or without the amazing people listed above.
Lurrve to Mimzie, who got me on fanfiction, and who is totally and utterly freaking fantastic. I LOVE her. xxx ;D
Lurrve to Angeldivachic, who reads my stuff and never has a bad thing to say. She's awwwesome.
Lurrve to all those girls, who know who they are (I certainly do) who read and review everything that I write. I have fans. That's just ultra cool.
and thank you, if you bothered to read my profile. xxx
Lurrrve xoxox :)
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