OK, well I'm not sure what I'm supposed to put in here, but I'll try my best. So I was simply looking for Twilight fanfics and found this website. I instantly fell in love with it. My name, Eldrvarya Hljodhrc. It means Burning Silence. The words come from the Inheritance Cycle, my second favorite series. My favorite series is the Twilight series, which I sometimes call The Chronicles of Forks. I'm dorky... I know. I'm strange, what some would call a 'geek', but that's me. My life is practically book oriented. If I couldn't read something every day I don't know what I'd do... the thought actually scares me... OK, well, I'll try to make fan fics and hopefully I'll do good. If not, then be honest with me. I would want to try to fix what I did wrong. Sometimes people may be OOC, but you can't blame me. It's impossible for anyone except the author of the book to get characters right on. Hmmm... if you haven't read Twilight, leave the computer and go to a library NOW. I'm not joking. NOW. If you have... YAY! But you can't have Jasper... he's mine. I said my life was book oriented. I am and am not at the same time. I'm Forks oriented. The Cullens, Bella... the books. OK, well, stop reading about me and read something I wrote! And if you already have, well, read something someone else wrote. Read something!!

"Copy This Into Your Profile"

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?
About 1 day each... stayed up till 5 in the morning finishing them all.

Who introduced you to the books?
A lot of people were talking about it, but I refused to read it. But then I had nothing to read, and the only thing that sounded good was checked out. I turn around, and Twilight is sitting there. So I grabbed it, probably mumbling something, and checked it out. Didn't put it down till it was 5 in the morning and finished... now I'm a Twilight freak.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
At first I borrowed them I guess, checked them out. Then I bought Twilight.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
In order from most to least : BREAKING DAWN!!, Midnight Sun, then the movie.

What's your dream ending to the series?
Edward and Bella are happily married and Bella is changed. Jacob imprinted on someone and left Bella alone, at least one person from the Volturi are dead and they aren't seeking a vengence.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
JAZZY!! Jasper...

Who's your favorite vampire?
JAZZY!! Jasper...

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Sam

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
Twilight: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

New Moon: "Marry me, first"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
When Bella was first in the meadow!! Talking about their love... LOVED IT!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella and Jacob kissed. I'm not a big Jake fan, but I still liked it. It made Jake at least a little happy.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice showed Bella the dress.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Edward killed Victoria... DIE, VICTORIA, DIE!! laughs evilly

Which book cover was your favorite?
New Moon... pretty flower... that has nothing to do with the book. Niether does the ribbon. At least Twilight had an apple in it.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
What an understatement

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
Twilight, it seems to be the sweetest.

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Breaking Dawn... turn her now!

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward. Jake imprints, and when he does he will leave Bella and she will get hurt. And the fact that Edward loves her way more than Jake can comprehend.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?
Edward

Bella or Jacob?
Bella

Bella or Alice?
Alice

Alice or Edward?
Edward

Alice or Jacob?
Alice

Rosalie or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Alice?
JAZZY!!

Jasper or Edward?
JAZZY!!

Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?
Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?
Bella

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie

Jacob or Sam?
Sam

Sam or Quil?
Sam

Quil or Embry?
Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?
People were talking about that too.

Are you excited?
Yeah but i just hope they dont screw it up. At least they have a suitable Edward.

What do you think of the casting so far?
It's OK... the people for the Cullens aren't exactly as I would like it, but the best would acctually be the Cullens, which is what I want. I think they put the best on there that they can, though.

Are you going to go see it?
Yeah! Whether it be to compliment it or complain about it, I so am.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?
I'm just planning on going, I don't have any fine details.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?
You can never really predict what will happen. I hope it does, though.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Obviously

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Yes, she has to!

Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Yup...Bella wants to do everything "right" hehe.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Yeah, while he ran away.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Edward

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Has to be happy. If it's sad, then it will never be fixed. If it's shocking, then we will never get an answer. It's the last book in the series, it has to be happy.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
Probably the Volturi... and Jake. I think he will steal her away, but Edward will take her back.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
What do you mean?

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Doubt it. And if they do, he has to be on his death bed. Or the secret has to save his life.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
Yes, especially after fighting together instead of each other

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
I think Billy, one of the wolves, or one of the Volturi, and, technically, Bella. She will be a vampire.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
That would be so cool... that would mean... yay! Edward or Bella JR!!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
Yes, he has to imprint.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Bella to get changed and spend eternity with Edward, have her get married, have them have the... ahem... 'right' order... Have Jake imprint.

What's your dream ending?
Everyones happy and they have no more problems

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Twilight... way more stubborn...

How about Edward's?
Eclipse. Even though he doesn't want her to leave, he still accepts that she loves Jake.

Jacob's?
New Moon... before he became a wolf... he was sweet and fun and Bella's "personal sun" then.

Alice's?
Hmm...good one. Probably Eclipse

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jasper... then he can introduce me to Alice, who will introduce me to Edward, who will introduce me to Bella, who will introduce me to Emmett, who will introduce me to Rosalie, who will introduce me to Esme, who will introduce me to Carlisle. Get that everyone?

Alice: I didn't see it happening... but OK!

Bella: As long as you stay away from Edward...

Edward: Umm... I want to read your mind to see if you mean it... but you're not in Forks...

Jasper: Why me?

Emmett: OK! Another clumsy human!

Rosalie: No, not understood (flips her hair back)

Esme: Oh! I'll go make something for you!

Carlisle: Well, you'll need to understand a few things... (goes into a long and important lecture that I don't listen to)

Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Edward Cullen is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is crying yourself to sleep becuase Edward left Bella in New Moon. Crazy is denying being obsessed with Twilight, then go into a long description of it. Crazy is straightening everything into right angles, saying you have OCD, and say it stands for Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Crazy is getting sudden bursts of hyperness and blaming it on Alice. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

“I know life is unfair, but could it at least be unfair in by favor?!”

“I’m not random I just have many thoughts.”

“I hear voices and they don’t like you.”

‘The earth is blue like an orange…”

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

“Learning. Politics. Getting weaker...”

First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”

“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.”

"So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China."

"Evil Beware; we have waffles."

When in doubt we fight using fish!

"NAGGING! FIRE ONE!"

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rains wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

I found all of these funny, I hope you did too. Now, read fanfiction! Or not... your choice... well, I'm gonna go read fanfiction... Whether you do or not...