Allie the Final Dragon Rider's (formerly TortugaTourGuide, then before that ElizabethTurner93) amazingly amazing (and better than bunnies even :P) profile page.

The basics, to start with.

Name: Allie

Age: 16

Height: 5' 8" (I could never get the apostrophes right, so they might be wrong).

Weight: Just right.

Eye color: How much do you really want to know?!

Description: Shortish, crazy red hair, and in the winter, I'm Daddy's little pirate-in-a-trench coat.

Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (all of 'em), Mamma Mia, Disney's Peter Pan, Star Wars (all of 'em), She's the Man, Chronicles of Narnia, Monsters Inc., WallE, The Dark Knight, Up...

Favorite books: Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, Ella Enchanted, The Two Princesses of Barmarre, any Star Wars books, Uglies trilogy, Chronicles of Narnia, Inheratince Cycle (Eragon, etc.), Chasing Yesterday, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, anything to do with Greek Mythology, heck, mythology of any kind.

Favorite singers/bands: Relient K, Switchfoot, Jonas Brothers, Hawk Nelson, Eleventy Seven, Demi Lovato, Family Force 5...

For the record, I was interested in Greek mythology before Percy Jackson. Always have been interested in that kind of thing.

Hey, if you are a Willabether (Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean), then here's a website that might interest you:

www.hidetherum.net

Also, if you have a Xanga page, come look me up!! My username is: ImperialDoctrinesoftheNewWorld. Heck, even if you don't have one come check it out.

Here are lyrics to Hoist the Colors, Yo ho, yo ho (A Pirates Life for Me), and Dead Men's Chest (respectively). I do not in any way shape or form own these. Well, I have the songs Hoist the Colors from the soundtrack, does that count? : ) These are the songs that I will/have used in my fic, Singing in the Bathtub.

Hoist the Colors

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Dead Man's Chest

Verse 1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Verse 5. More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me")

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Oh gosh, I did this years ago with Peter Pan, the Disney version

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If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Dirt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth or at any other time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate, TortugaTourGuide

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If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If the Kraken has appeared in your dreams and has or has tried to grab you and drag you to the abyss, copy this. I actually had nightmares after watching POTC 2 at night. I still can't watch it at night. 'shivers'

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have seen POTC 3 at least 3 times when it was in theaters, copy this. I actually went and saw it 6...

If you are so obsessed with POTC, that you want the movies to be based off of true events, copy this.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

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If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. September 19th!

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how amazingly amazing Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is broken and Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forced your siblings to listen and watch Pirates of the Caribbean over and over again, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Just...yes.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod (mp3 player) and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile. -headbangs-

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. I actually say "I try"!!

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile I also joined because it has the best people...

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If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you admit to adding some that you made up to this list, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have spent more then two hours on the phone in one day, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums a Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, TortugaTourGuide

If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. I don't go on 'sugar buzzes'.

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If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), TortugaTourGuide ( I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked straight into a screen door, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are so obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean that your obsession has spread to your friends so you now have a whole crew of pirates which you are the captain of and you all go to the little kids playground and commandeer their wooden toy ship frequently (and you understood that), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you get so into telling someone about your character because you know and can explain them like they were actually in POTC and get pissed when they look at you and ask 'Who's that?' copy and paste this into your profile.

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that Will Turner is cool no matter if he's dry, wet, covered in sand, scarred, a blacksmith, a pirate, wearing silly hats, saving the woman he loves, and everything else that makes him Will Turner, copy this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. (I think we should have school on the weekends, and the weekend during the school week.)

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you are planning on getting married on a ship being sabotaged by mutant fish pirates.

If you go ballistic when somebody spells "Caribbean" "Carribean", copy and paste this into your profile.