Hello, love.
My name's Em.
I am an artist with a severe case of hybristophilia.
I absolutely adore Harley Quinn.
(note the resemblance of a certain common aphrodisiac)

Preferred Genres of Fanfiction
Batman
Dracula
Fight Club
Hannibal
Harry Potter
Phantom of the Opera
Red Eye
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Star Trek
Sweeney Todd

I am a dreadfully intense critic. I am very picky.
Unreasonably, unnecessarily picky.

I am dedicated to the English language: it is a refuge for many and I plan to keep it that way for as long as possible.

Therefore, I over analyze everything, judge pieces awfully severely, and give very critical reviews.

If you receive a pleasant review from me, you are exceedingly lucky and must be exceptionally talented.
Consequently, if I favorite something by you, you're probably some sort of unrecognized God.

I happen to be a hypocrite, because as hard and as often as I try, I simply cannot produce an acceptable piece of literature myself.
I will therefore be eternally banished to the sixth level of the eighth circle of hell.

I CAN, however, and WILL critique and evaluate the living, breathing shit out of YOUR work.

If you wish to contact my beta, have a chat with Skye Aerrow- without her, my existence would be positively worthless.

I WILL NEVER, EVER READ A STORY WITHOUT LEAVING A REVIEW.