Siah Yasana - FanFiction.Net

Ok To the point where i KNOW most of you wont read this...i hope you do because it may seem that i am crazy i am not i just fell like i need to have a split personality for no hell of a reason. If you want to know somethings well here
My Name: Kellie (i'll give you that much)
Where I live: Illnois, USA and Iowa
(for those of you who aren't smart enough..Yes i do have 2 houses and my parents arent divorced)
For those of you who don't already know by my name- YES I AM A GIRL!!!
Lookies: I have mesmorizing brown eyes with the long brown hair to match also if you REALLY want to find me i have the bottom 2 in. dyed a blue-ish color.If Anything I take from my mother who is and has always been a pure-blooded GREEK!!
Dating: I have my Boyfriend so NO FLIRTING
Pairings and plots
SasuSaku
NaruHina
MinatoSakura
ItaSaku
and
SASU-SAKU-GAAR
plot
High School
Sakura Becomes Cold
if you have ever been hurt of broke ALL bonds between you and a BEST Friend
Take this with you
An apple a day, Keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit xD
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Akatsukons!!
Itachi -
Deidara o\/
Zetsu \o.o/
Tobi @
Sasori -.-
Kisame =0_o=
Hidan o.o
Kakuzu o.o-o.o-o.o-o.o-o.o
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Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
Bang! Boom!
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore
if you think otherwise GET oUT !!ARE YOU FUCKN SERIOUS???
If you ever thought you lost something when you were either holding it or it was in your pocket, copy and paste this into you profile.
Here are the ones i made up--
If you have had things burned into your mind you wish you hadn't seen. paste this little booger on your profile
If you think the 8-tailed jin. looks like crap, paste this on your profile
when you realize that you can't live another day without fanfic (or any other site) paste this on your profile
If you're the only anime chick on your pom squad paste this on your profile
If you hate the annoying blond bimbos that get in your way every day paste this on your profile
If you belive in the 8th layer of Hell that even Lucifer is scared to even THINK about paste this on your profile
If you hate your computer pas.th.on.yo.pro.
if you got tripped over by the EVIL CARPET MONSTER!! paste this on your profile
If your cat throws a hissy-fit because you won't go to bed and are on this site paste this on your profile
If you have a STALKER (evil Turds) ptoyp
If your record of being on fanfic goes past 3:00 am paste this on your profile (mine is from 8pm -5 am)
ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! if this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! HinaNaruFan4ever-~Siah Yasana~
Fanfiction survey
How many fanfictions do you have submitted?
7
Which one has the most reviews?
The Super Market
Least?
Naruto Cosplay Randomness
Art of Magic and Stucture
Which fanfiction has the most words?
ARE YOU
Which fanfiction has the most chapters?
ARE YOU
The Super Market
What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?
Naruto
What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?
The number-I LOVE getting reviews, but i dont really care about if someone says somthin bad i just am glad they reviewed
Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?
YES!! ARE YOU MADE 2
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?
Yes
Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?
Yes
What genre do you most frequently write in?
Comedy
Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?
Normally Yes (if i dont i just forgot)
Do you update frequently?
Umm before I would have said yes because I tried to update other every week but now no.
Do you frequently use original characters?
Yes 2 of my stories do.
RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms
4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-vs-Slytherin quidditch matches.
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm...(yes i will)
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
30) I will not pay Draco 30,000 to sing "The Bad Touch" to Hermione.
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
35) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.
37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
41) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Sakura
2. Itachi
3. Tenten
4. Gaara
5. Sasuke
6. Tobi
7. Hinata
8. Hidan
9. Naruto
10. Sai
11. Deidara
12. Temari
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
YUP! TOBI AND DEI!! ALL THE WAY
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lol, yeah. xD He's pretty hot, but not as hot as Itachi!!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Temari got Hidan pregnant? don't you mean Hidan got Tem. Preg.? hmmm. hidan would have to run from Gaara-kun!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
DUH!! The show is about Naurto-baka!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...ItaTobi?? never hreard of it and they're both Uchihas so... meh. (Half 'n' Half)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
SasuNaru or SasuSai hmmm well SasuNaru.. Sai's more of an ass that Sasuke is
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hinata would see an ItaTema moment and run and tell Gaara right away then run to Neji or Naruto and ask for comfort.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?
hmm. SaiTen. ~When Tenten was on her way home in the middle of the night, a glint catches her eye. She sees that it's nothing but a flashlight, but what really gets her is the one holding it. 'Black hair, black emo eyes. It's a Sasuke look alike' The boy pulls out a paint brush and scroll. What she saw amazed her. 'Who is he?' ~ that felt weird
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
yes...maybe...i bet.. HidanSakura...in my group..I'M BOTH SO I'M FLUFFY!!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Temari and Hinata? Icky...~ My Brother and Her Lover...Gone. ~the story is about Hinata in Temari's point of veiw so HA!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
GaaSaku. How classic. hmmm. well, Naruto's missing and the two volitear but end up falling in love but Sasuke doesn't like...naruto stops him tho.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
hmmm. Tenten? hmm don't know
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
YES TobiIsAGoodGirl is in love with him so its not like she draws Sasuke...nope only DeiDei
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Itachi/Gaara/Sasuke? no. that doesn't even exist...i don't think
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
..Sai..scream?.."MY LOVELY HAG! YOU HAVE BEEN THE BEST! PING"...and Sakura says" You hang out with Lee too much. ASSHOLE"...weird and not likely to happen
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Oh No. Hidan...Bloody Murder ~Genuflect...idk really
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sakura/Tobi/Temari...Rated M for Cursing,Adult Themes and Retarded-ness
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sai asking Itachi? How original. "Your little brother hasn't done it...do you think we can?...together?"...i feel sick
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Deidara describing Itachi and Hidan's relationship? I dont know...bad?
20) How emo is Seven?
HINATA?! EMO?! Hinata is the girly-est of them all..She is at all emo. Thats Sasuke's department
I don't like to update and when i do i make a lot of mistakes.
Sorry!!
Siah Yasana