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Author has written 10 stories for Animorphs, Jurassic Park, Final Destination, Digimon, Total Drama Island, and Friday the 13th. Name: Tanner (Almost all of my stories have a character named "Terran", which is a slight anagram of "Tanner") Age: Turned 14 on November 14th, freaky, huh? Sex: Yes please! (That joke is SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!!) Male Location: Tehachapi, California (I do NOT live on the beach or next to movie star, okay?) Music: Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Smash Mouth, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy and many MANY others :) Books: Animorphs, Twilight, Jurassic Park, Goosebumps, Roald Dahl books, Maximum Ride, Inheritance trilogy, Everworld, Narnia, LotR Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jurassic Park, All Frat Pack movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek, all Disney movies TV: Family Guy, Total Drama Island, Pretty much all anime (Digimon, Pokemon, Ouran High School Host Club, InuYasha, Naruto...) The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Scrubs, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Billy and Mandy, Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race...and MUCH more! Other: I'm a Scorpio, my eyes are two different colors (blue and green), I have a FictionPress account under the same name 'astrosono.' I'm a big time surfer/swimmer and do not have a stereotype! Yay me! So that's about it. And now for the fun stuff! PREP (x) You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK (x) You can skateboard (x) You've worn plaid. You like Converse GEEK (x) You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE (x) You like loud music ATHLETIC (x) You watch/watched the Superbowl. Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone ask you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like, "Where do the eraser bits go?" or start a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot all over your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you run around your school yelling about Red Bull and butterfly's (for no reason) and your friends have to bribe you with cookies to capture you and end up tying you to a tree until you calm down. Crazy is drinking a 2-liter of Vault then running to the nearest busy road and playing chicken at 12:00 at night. Crazy is when you have a wedding with a fictional character. Crazy is when you KNOW that the microwave and the toilet are plotting to kill you with cuyan pepper, a stuffed penguin and a box of Mentos. If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Fell on a piece of glass. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A couple posters, a shelf with a bunch of knick-knacks in it and bulletin board 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I always talk to myself in my sleep... 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Alternative, Punk Rock, Classic Rock, Pop 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 7:15 pm 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? I honestly don't know 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? IDK 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? A rock my first girlfriend gave me (I was in kindergarten, okay?) 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'9" 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? YES!! 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? A little 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Chris MacClean when he told me Bridgette was voted off... 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know perfumes! 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like blue eyes and wither brown or blond hair 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? On a beach 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!! 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pineapple and onion 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Orange Chicken from Panda Express 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? IDK 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah, a lot, actually 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? American Eagle 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I have 7 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 3 dogs, a cat, a bird, a snake and a guinea pig 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them to their face 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonds 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom's 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who think they're cool 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? NOPE! 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I talk too much 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I'm related to David Caruso, does that count? 37. FIRST JOB? Watering some old ladies flowers 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? ALL THE TIME!! 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Looking up random serial killers (don't ask...) 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Twice 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My looks 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yeah, I just got 'em about three months ago...THEY SUCK!! 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new iPod...my other one had an 'accident' 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 5 (big number, I know, but it would be fun!) 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? The Tanner's off of Full House 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever there is 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, but I'm working on it 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna 52. ANY BAD HABITS? nail-biting 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Kidz Bop 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Yeah, a little 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I yell, a lot 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My grandma's house 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? A stuffed white tiger 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? About twenty 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NOOOO!! 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, I NEVER use sarcasm! 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Tough choice...Mashed Cheese anybody? 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone who likes to have fun and is real, not fake at all 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Tan, T-man, T-zach 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? A tie between Bowling for Soup, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Smash Mouth 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? IDK 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate-chip cookie-dough 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Last time I checked, yeah... 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? A couple hours ago 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There IS a 64 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 40 mph 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? If they want to, SURE! 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Garth Brooks 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My dad 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Time of Your Life-Green Day 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dirty-blond 86. EYE COLOR? My left is green, my right is blue 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Jack in the Box 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Kind of 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? House 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Guitar 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Kisses 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A Gatorade 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? The invisible kind! DON'T TELL THE RUSSIANS! 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Breaking Dawn-Stephenie Meyer (for the fourth time!) 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Off and on I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. "I smile because I have no clue what is going on." "Where is the boom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering ka-boom. This makes me angry, very angry indeed." "Crudmuffins!" "Ewwey..." "If I had a dime for every time someone has called me a big stinky doody head, I’d have ten cents." "Dirty fudge." "Spoon? Where are you spoon?!" "They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people." "How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?" "People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs." "I know KUNG-FU and 11 other dangerous words!" "I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday." "My biscuits are burning!" "Would you like a french-fry?" "Pull my finger!" "Sorry people I have lost my mind and don't plan on finding in anytime soon." "Why don't the people in the TV hear you when you scream to them?" "Why do you point to your watch when you ask me what time it is? I know where my watch is jerk! Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?!" "'I have a question!' Well duh isn't that why you raised your hand!?" "I burst out laughing in a quiet room before...IT WAS AWESOME!!" "'I'm bring sexy back?' I never even sexy was gone!" "I have a tendency to talk to myself. I only stop when I start arguing with myself...and I lose..." "I can't help but feel like the toaster and the toilet are plotting to kill me..." "You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." "CHEESE! Erm, well, yeah." "I tried to fly once. The flying was perfect, just the landing was suckish." "92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. I would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off." "Whenever I ask a really stupid, obvious question, nobody answers. If it's SOOO obvious, WHY NOT ANSWER?!" "Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?" "2+2=FISHEH!!" "I have a teacher named Mrs. Tietz (teets). And guess what her first name is? Yep, you guessed it! Big-old-nasty!!" "Those kids should just give that rabbit their Trix! I mean seriously, does 'cruelty to animals' mean NOTHING to you selfish kids?!" "Can I have your number? I forgot mine..." "Cool and cold are the same thing. If you say I'm not cool, then I'm not cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm HOT! Thank you for pointing out the obvious!!" "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother-in-law,' they come out to be 'Woman Hitler?'" "'Excuse me, it appears you're socks are untied.' 'Really? That's like the fifth time today!' '...'" "'If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.' You know, I was going to, but if you're gonna right a mean song about it, I won't!" "Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?" "'That scared the crap outta me!' Well, clean it up, then!" "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." "I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait." "I know you heard what I said, but what I said was not what I meant, so you didn't hear what I meant, but what I said." On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Tanner 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tanizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Penguin (AWWWL RIIIGHT!!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Zachariah Catalpa (Say THAT five-times-fast!) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Murtantz 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Milk (eww...) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Arzaeke (BO-OMB!) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Suzanne 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Slither (I have no comment) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (All the time!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (No! Really?) If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you are a guy on FanFiction, copy this into your profile. If you are in LGBT, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. If your in love with a character from a book/TV show/movie, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bridgette from TDI!!) If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to be on a real TDI put this on your profile. (OH SO VERY MUCH!) Beth: Bridgette: (X) You surf Cody: () You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT DJ: () You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're home schooled Geoff: (X) You love parties Gwen: () You're goth Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee Izzy (X) You're crazy/psycho (proud of it!) Justin: (X) You're the eye candy (I'm not being conceited...just honest ;)) Katie: () You have a BFFFL Leshawna: () You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: (X) You are/were a blonde Noah: () You are a bookworm Owen: () You're overweight Sadie: () You have a BFFFL Trent (x) You play/played the guitar Tyler: () You suck at sports So I'm mainly Bridgette/DJ, with some Noah/Justin/Heather undertones! Hooray! | |||||||||||||
1. Total Drama EXPLOSION! » reviewsSequel to Total Drama Island, SEASON 2! Thirty campers, new and old, compete in another season filled with twists and turns, backstabs and heartbreaks! FIRST CHALLENGE UP!Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-6-09 - Chris M. & Chef Hatchet2. Total Drama Island, SEASON 2! » reviewsThis time around, the campers, Chris, and Chef are going to a deserted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean! What new alliances, relationships and enemies will form? Find out on TDI, SEASON 2!Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,114 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-23-08 - Chris M. & Chef Hatchet3. Camp New Horizons » reviewsA new camp has opened along the shores of Crystal Lake. What will befall the new campers? M in later chapters for gore and character death. COMPLETE!Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 10-1-08 - Complete4. Enjoy Your Stay » reviewssequel to "The Last Day." The rest of the cast go to Disneyland! Their good time, however, is soon ruined by a mysterious killer...M to be safeTotal Drama Island - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 9-27-08 - Complete5. Digimon: Adventure 03 Book 2 » reviewsSequel to Adventure 03. The DigiDestined have arrived at the continent of Drive, but what new obstacles will the face? chapter 2 up! PLZ R&R! ON HIATUS!Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-16-086. Last Day Alive reviewsThe TDI cast are in high school, and a serial killer's on the loose! Who is this mysterious person, and why does he hate the campers? M for character death and gore.Total Drama Island - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-22-08 - Geoff & Bridgette - Complete7. A New Recruit » reviewsWhile walking in the woods, Terran meets a very interesting group of kids...slight OCxRachel, PLZ R&R! Complete!Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete8. Digimon: Adventure 03 Book 1 » reviewsFour kids, eight in later, chapters are thrust into the Digital World to stop a new evil that has arisen. my own original DigiDestined, PLZ R&R! COMPLETED! tame OCxOC fluffDigimon - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete9. Final Destination 4 » reviewsTerran has a vision of a boat sinking, and is able to save a few friends. But how long will they survive AFTER? PLZ R&R, completeFinal Destination - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete10. Jurassic Park: The Return » reviewsInGen has found a new CEO, but will it go the same as before? Or maybe even worse? my own JP3, based on the books, not the movie, completeJurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Complete
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