Helloo There!
Well, my name is Maya and I am currently completely obsessed with the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer, along with reading everything in sight. GO TEAM EDWARD. Ahem, sorry bout that =)
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
I am pretty talented at copy and pasting...are you??
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Favoritest Quotes
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka (aka Johnny Depp DUH)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but is braver five minutes longer. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
We can't all be heroes, because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~Will Rogers
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forver. ~Napoleon Bonaparte
Thank you for reading my profile...bye =)
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