| Alastor Vega |
Author has written 15 stories for Hellsing, and Bleach. About me: Gender: Male Age: 22 Hair: Dark Brown Eye:Brown Ethnicity: Puerto Rican Religion: My Family believes in God but I consider us Catholic. My Fave: Fav Color: Green Fav Anime: Sailor Moon, Bleach, Code Geass, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Fushigi Yuugi, Eureka 7, Azumanga Doiah, Ouron High School Host Cub, Evangelion, Full Metal Panic Fav shows: Smallville, My Name is Earl, M.A.S.H., Andy Griffith, I Love Lucy, House of Payne, Reno 911, Wresling shows, Mythbusters, Drew Carey, Whose Line?and many others Fav cartoons: South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, King of the Hill, DC Cartoon Universe, Thundercats, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Transformers, Avatar Fav Wrestlers: CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Jushin Liger, KENTA, CIMA, Evan Bourne, Naruki Doi, Masato Yoshino, El Generico, Great Muta, Tajiri Fav fictional characters: Godzilla, Ichigo Kurosaki, Lelouch Lamperouge, Suzaku Kururugi, C.C., Optimus Prime, Megatron, Grimlock, Starscream, Madea, Alucard, Dante Fav super heroes: Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Cyclops, Wolverine, Wonder Woman Fav game: Grand Theft Auto IV, Final Fantasy Series, Devil May Cry series, Street Fighter IV, Almost anything Nintendo Fav Music: Anything rock but mostly in 80's and alternative. Fav pairings: Sailor Moon: UsagixMamoru, HarukaxMichiru Code Geass: LelouchxCC, LelouchxShirley, LelouchxKallen. LelouchxShirleyxCCxKallen. SuzakuxEuphimea. SuzakuxNunnally. GinoxKallen Bleach: IchigoxOrihime, RenjixRukia, IshidaxNemu Fushigi Yuugi: MiakaxTamahome Hellsing: AlucardxSeras. SerasxAlucardxIntegra Inuyasha: InuyashaxKagome. SangoxMiroku Theirs a lot more. Other Misc. Weapon of choice: A giant sword/blade What I dislike sometimes in fanfic: Bashing in fanfic(ruins the story in away). And gay/lesbian pairing where they are not gay. Though if its for comedy use I might read it. Spectacular Six( The six fanfic writers who stories inspire me to write my first story): Metropolis Kid, Kiki Hayashi, Rairakku Hana, Spice3123, SystemAurora, and copperheadfightingninja I get sick when ever school ends and begins or the seasons changes. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice verse put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Demon General Alastor If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Last Gift:Code Geass: Even in the darkest moment, there is always light: CCxLulu romance. Death to Cheese-Kun:Code Geass: Lelouch finds Fanfiction.net and he is not happy. Crackist. Doubts: Finding out you are pregnant should make you the happiest person ever, for Orihime its the opposite. Birds and the Bees: I Wish: Most parents worry about "The Talk". Not in the Kaname House hold. Waking the Demon: Seras will finally get her revenge. From the profile of Tsuki Tamahoshi: From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer Council Chambers From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer. It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race. Grievance the First: Lifestyle It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo. Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct. Grievance the Second: Method Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way: "Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident." Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress. A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal. Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens. By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations. Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status. Default Vampire powers are the following: Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire. Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire. Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex." Further Comments: President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race. Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language. Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so. Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself. Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat. Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded. Council Notes: -We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless. -In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves. -In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race. -We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children. -It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson. Sincerely, Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying. Bio-WULF: Bioengineer-Weaponized. Ultra. Lycan. Fighter. Bio-WULF were created by extracting blood from the Millennium's own werewolf The Captain. The blood was modified by the Doc into a mutagen formula. Once inject into a human they will transform into a artificial werewolf. Strength: Superhuman speed, strength, durability. Heighten senses. Above average healing factor(not as strong as The Captain). Claws and jaws are sharp enough to penetrate reinforce steel. Weakness: Not as strong as a natural born werewolf. Can not transform back into human form. Are mindless and out of control when first created and are driven on pure instinct(remote control chips were planted later on for better control). Vulnerable to silver. The copy and Paste section Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you | |||||||||
1. Until The End » reviewsWe will be stronger, you and I. We will stand side by side. You are my sword and Im your shield. Ichihime drabbles.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 10-28-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O.2. This is Holloween » reviewsThis is going to be one Halloween that Ichigo will never forget. BWHAAAAAAAA. Ichihime. Renruki.Ishinemu.Shiyori.Kisuroichi. Other pairings. Revamped and better then ever In my mind .Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 10-30-09 - Inoue O. & Ichigo K. - Complete3. Wedding Bell Bliss reviewsIt a special day for our orange hair couple. And nothings going to stop it. Well, maybe just one thing. Ichihime, Renruki, Ishinemu, and Shuinana.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-09 - Inoue O. & Ichigo K. - Complete4. Whose Line is it Anyway?:Bleached » reviewsThe Bleach gang put their improve skills to the test. No flames. Little OOC.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-5-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Ichigo K.5. Soul Trust reviewsA small training session just might help Ichigo and Orihime understand one another a little more. Ichihime. With Omakes.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete6. The Things I do for Love reviewsIchigo finally realize his love for Orihime. But not the way he expected. With Omake.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete7. Erebus reviewsIchigo has a small talk with his darker self. Spoiler for the Lust arc. Small hint of Ichihime and Hichihime.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-09 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K. - Complete8. Web of Deception reviewsIchigo must protect Orihime from the most dangerous creature known to man. Ichihime.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Inoue O. & Ichigo K. - Complete9. Dinner for the Kurosaki Family reviewsA special dinner for the Kurosakis. All made special by Orihime. This is going to be interesting. Ichihime.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete10. What Would You Do Inoue Orihime? reviewsTatsuki has something that Inoue want. What is she willing to do to get it? Find out. Little crack but not that much and ooc. Ichihime.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-12-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete11. Thanatos reviewsOne-shot:Orihime's thoughts at Ichigo new Transformation. Spoiler for the Lust arc. small ichihime mention.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete12. Momentos reviews40 small sentances of our "One Princess" coupleBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-12-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete13. Mythbusters:Hellsing Special II reviewsMore good old fashion busting of vampire myths. And vampires as well. Constructive criticism welcome. No flames.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-09 - Seras & Pip14. Mythbusters:Hellsing Special » reviewsWhen Alucard cause a little accident at a book signing, Integra force him and Seras to help the Mythbusters. Weird crossover aint it? Constructive criticism welcome. No flameHellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - Alucard & Seras - Complete15. Pain or Pleasure? reviewsBy the end of the night, Seras will learn to never make her Master angry. First story. No flame but constructive criticism is welcomeHellsing - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-09 - Seras & Alucard