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since: 04-11-08, id: 1549154, Profile Updated: 01-30-10
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York, Twilight, Mentalist, Law and Order: CI, and Fringe.

New pen name, Yay (sarcastic) and this one probably fits me the most out of the three I've had , I've been Jeffersonian and then girlwiththecurl and now I'm GormesandJisbonobsessed (Gormes and Jisbon obsessed), the two best couples on television in my opinion.

My Favorite Shows

Law & Order:Criminal Intent- I just adore Goren. Who doesn't? There's just something so awesome about the guy. My other favorite character is Eames. I love her sarcasm and that she's the tough character, as oppossed to the guy normally being the tough one. I also love the idea of them as a pairing. They'd be so cute together.

The Mentalist- Patrick Jane is so sexy, and his quirky annoyingness is nice too. The rest of the cast is pretty cool too. I love the pairings of Jisbon and RigsPelt.

Castle- It's not your typical crime drama. Instead of being all drop dead serious, it's got some comedy. It's also got a great pairing, Caskett.

NCIS- Ziva kicks @ss, need I say more. Oh and I also love Tiva.

Bones- I've been a fan of the series since it's first season. I thought last season's tumor storyline was kind of lame though. Also unlike most Bones fans I'm not a fan of Zach Addy. I ship B&B (they were the first couple I ever really shipped, unless you consider Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo), I also semiship Hodgela, I'm not a full fledged Hodgela shipper because I don't like that Angela seems to constantly break Hodgins' heart.

Fringe- I've watched since the Pilot. I love the X Files like atmosphere. I spotted the pairing of Polivia from the Pilot, and I have shipped them since.

X Files- It's the show that changed television. How can you not love it? Of course I ship Mulder/ Scully.

Name: Ashley

Age: 15

Height: 5'6

Weight: None of your business

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

What do I write?- I love to write stories for LOCI, B/A are currently my favorite subject to write about. However, I do have plans for a slightly angsty Zach/Megan romance story. My stories will never be all sugar and niceness. I like to write stories with some kind of problem, sometimes big sometimes little. I assure you there is always a happy ending.

Why do I write?- Well, I'm a socially awkward loner I probably don't need to explain more. I love to write because I enjoy it.

When do I write?- Whenever I have free time and I'm not reading.

What are my trademarks in my stories?- Every story I write I try to mention Johnny Cash, my favorite singer. Whether it's one of his songs, or one of his quotes or I might have a character read one of his books (yes, he wrote books).

Favorite TV Shows: Law & Order:Criminal Intent, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, NCIS: Los Angeles, Castle, The Forgotten, Fringe, X Files, Cleopatra 2525, Days of Our Lives, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, CSI:NY, Women's Murder Club, K Ville, Eleventh Hour, America's Next Top Model, Highway To Heaven, Touched By An Angel, Inuyasha, Scooby Doo, CHiPs

Favorite Movies: Vertical Limit, The Crow, Twilight, The Green Mile, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Proposal, X Files: Fight The Future, X Files: I Want To Believe, The Gospel Road, 21, Nancy Drew, Jurrassic Park, Gran Torino, Men In Black

Favorite Books: Death's Daughter, Twilight Saga, The Haunted Mesa, The Green Mile, Sin City, Cash, Through Wolf's Eyes, Chasing Vermeer, Destiny

Favorite Singers/Bands: Johnny Cash,John Denver, Montgomery Gentry, Taylor Swift, Lynard Skynard, Charlie Daniels, Willie Nelson, Plain White Ts, Five For Fighting, , Tim Mcgraw, Toby Keith

Favorite Quotes

And no matter what they've done to him, he'll never leave you. Didn't you see the movie Ghost?- Janie (character in play i'm in)

Sir, It's not like we killed him, his neck was broken in the crash- Teresa Lisbon

You try keeping a straight face when there's a guy dressed like a priest, wearing stage makeup staring at you!- Ashley (me, refering to nearly cracking up during above mentioned play)

There's a stain on the ceiling that looks like Elvis, but today it looks more like a bassett hound- Patrick Jane

You know what, you could make Santa cry- Seeley Booth

If you're thinking of trying that on, don't. It's not your shade- Kimball Cho

Bella, how opposed are you to grand theft auto?- Alice Cullen

So you're not that special...Welcome to the human race!- Robert Goren

Why do I feel like a highschool principal?- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

I'm betting on Alice- Bella Swan

I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like a Guinea Pig Barbie when I do- Bella Swan

I didn't know you could play Twister by yourself- Alex Eames

Yes Flack, It was black, had a beak, oh and it flew with a limp- Stella Bonasera

Does me being half naked bother you?- Jacob Black

So we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electrocution?-Stella Bonasera

Oh great! They're democrats!-Neely (character in play)

We EPIC FAILED, like Law & Order: Criminal Intent, wait no not quite Criminal Intent has repeats a unfinished toothpick bridge just causes a bad grade- Ashley (referring to not finishing intro to tech project)

I was going to put one sniffing the other one's @ss, but then I decided I better not-Bill (my dad talking about putting up decoy/shilouettes at his duck blind)

Uh, he ripped out her heart and stomped on it with a size 13 shoe?-substitute teacher (trying to decode my doodles)

Batman's better because his last name doesn't rhyme with corn-Danny F. (my intro to tech partner, we'd gotten into an arguement over who was more heroic, Batman or Goren)

Hanna: Do you know how to sail?
Callen: No

Hanna: That could be a problem

Ziva: NCIS, we don’t want candy!

Tony: Speak for yourself David!

This is really quite embarassing cause we're not ready to shoot so i'll just sit here like a @ss-Joshua Jackson ( singing on Fringe Gag reel)

Help, this crazy goat is holding us captive!-Bad guy in the movie Air Buddies

A teddy bear versus mind control spies, these guys don't stand a chance-Peter Bishop

(my mom is wondering why we are watching wrestling on channel 46 which is a variety channel,)

Mom: Wrestling?

Me: Yeah, I like wrestling (I do, my favorite wrestler is The Undertaker)

Mom: No you don't

Me: Yes I do, I mean C'mon there are guys in tight pants (Mom still doesn't believe me) and with this channel a Criminal Intent comercial might come on and I will have Bobby on it. (For some reason I call Detective Goren by his first name.)

Mom: That makes more sense.

(my cousin is using a few of our inside jokes which her mom of course does not understand, Phlanas are evil alien bananas we made up (I know, we're nuts) and roaches deal with my favorite character in the movie Men In Black)

Anna: Got your suitcase? Overnight bag? Water? Phlanas? Roaches?

Mary: Keep your roaches out of my car!

Eames: Wait? You actually read this when it first came out?!

Goren: The magazine is the perfect size for my treadmill

Trust you to be more impressed by noodles than by space travel- Kagome

So Shippo, your village called, they said they were missing their idiot- Inuyasha

(Watching Saturday Night Live skit with Vincent D'Onofrio, with my mom, as you can see, we're not Obama supporters)

Ashley: Wait, why are they giving the answers and then asking Obama the questions?

Mom: Because they don't believe that he's smart enough to know the answers WHY IS HE IN THE WHITEHOUSE THEN?!

Ashley: It's a good thing it was Hilary and not Obama that Bobby tried to interrogate, Obama would have probably started crying

Mom: He would scream like a little girl.

Ashley: The real Obama would too, no wait, he'd run the other way if he even saw VDO walking in his general direction

(Watching Scooby Doo and The Witches Ghost with my mum)

Mom: Doesn't that look like Shaggy? The cave man

Ashley: That is Shaggy (emphasizes is)

My Ships

Bobby/Alex-L&O:CI

Jane/Lisbon- The Mentalist

Castle/ Beckett - Castle

Rigsby/Van Pelt -The Mentalist

Tony/Ziva-NCIS

Peter/Olivia- Fringe

Booth/ Brennan- Bones

Mac/ Stella- CSI:NY

Mulder/Scully- X Files

Hodgins/ Angela-Bones

Mcgee/Abby -NCIS

Elliot/Olivia- L&O:SVU

Zach/Meghan-L&O:CI

Lucas/Sami-Days of Our Lives

Mike/Carolyn-L&O:CI

Grisson/Catherine-CSI

Inuyasha/Kagome-Inuyasha

Danny/Lindsey-CSI:NY

Fred/Daphne-Scooby Doo

Carlisle/Esme-Twilight

Emmett/Rosalie-Twilight

Jasper/Alice-Twilight

Shaggy/ Velma- Scooby Doo

Hotchner/ Prentiss- Criminal Minds

Reid/ J.J- Criminal Minds

Morgan/ Garcia- Criminal Minds

Random Facts About Me

My favorite colors are red and black

My favorite animals are horses and cats

I can't stand the play Romeo and Juliet (it's too sad)

I love country music especially Johnny Cash

I am a Christian (Catholic specifically)

I am in my school's homecoming play

My favorite actors are Vincent D'Onofrio and Simon Baker

my favorite actress is either Cote de Pablo or Robin Tunney

I am pretty random

I find solace in writing fanfictions

I also love drawing

I will not listen to metal music

I hate people who are fake

I know how to milk a goat (I said the facts were random)

My favorite Twilight character is Alice, but I feel like I can identify with Rosalie

I can speak basic Spanish

I want to learn how to speak Greek

my favorite school subject is English (I also love Biology)

My least favorite school subject is Algebra

The first TV show I really became obsessed over was Scooby Doo (correction, when I was like five I was addicted to Baking Bread With Father Dominic,I don't know why but I loved that show)

I am constantly curious about new things

I am obsessed with Cryptzoology

I saw Twilight before I read it

I'm a sucker for the mushy romantic meant to be angle of TV show couples

List Twelve of Your Characters From Your Fandoms In No Particular Order

1. Alex Eames

2. Kagome Higurashi

3. Temperance Brennan

4.Patrick Jane

5. Robert Goren

6. Inuyasha

7. Ziva David

8. Seeley Booth

9. Teresa Lisbon

10. Abby Scuito

11.Shaggy Rodgers

12. Zach Nichols

1.Have You Ever Read a Six/ Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I’ve never read a Shaggy/Inuyasha story although I wouldn’t be completely against

2.Do you think four is hot, how hot?

Yes, he’s so sexy I love Jane

3.What Would Happen if Twelve Got Eight Pregnant?

Can’t happen both men also both are heterosexual

4.Can You Recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, she’s usually a pretty nice character to read about

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Kagome and Inuyasha? I ship them

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten, why?

Five/ Nine just because well Lisbon has a personality closer to Eames’ than Abby does

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Wait, What? That would be rape! Kagome’s only fifteen and a certain half demon would be pissed

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic?

Lets see, Temperance and Abby become friends after meeting at a forensics convention?

9. Is There any such thing as One/ Eight fluff?

No, anyway even if it were possible I prefer those two with their soul mates (Goren is Eames soul mate and Brennan is Booth’s soul mate) not with each other

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Here’s a humorous one (Ziva thinking) I Will Not Kill The Annoying Guy From Criminal Intent

11. If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

some song about cops

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Eames/ Inuyasha/ Nichols, not even gonna try to come up with one. I have one question though, How the hell did the half demon end up in New York City? Wait, I know, he’s mad that Kagome had sex with Nichols (question 7) and he wants revenge, warning, violence and I’m sorry but Alex is siding with Inuyasha on this one and I guess Ziva must have returned to DC or maybe she’s protecting Kagome while Eames and Inuyasha kill Nichols. (sorry Zach, but..)

13. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Couple minutes ago, I love reading 1/5 fics, I love those two.

month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and make out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

When someone says dirt, do you picture Hodgins freaking out?

Do you know exactly what episodes Bones and Booth first hold hands, hug, and kiss?

If you watch several shows that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this (actually it was my physical science teacher, I said that I thought the one character on Criminal Intent (Goren) was interesting and my teacher said "You do know he's fictional", I think I responded "Yeah, so...")

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile

My favorite quotes from my fanfictions

Right, the crazy one who dances around the lab?-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

Well while we're on the subject of what I did, I put a live bullfrog in Van Pelt's desk, but actually I was wondering if you would come to my family reunion with me in two weeks-Patrick Jane (Family Reunion)

Oh gross, I am never eating steak ever again-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

Cool it Collins, see no spiders-Teresa Lisbon (Saving Carlie)

Teresa, I think your house just blew up.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie)

Ah, but now we know that my family wasn't torn apart by a seventeen year old vampire.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie)

Oh Danny and while you're standing around yelling at us, do you think you could get a puke scraping from the bushes, it's evidence-Don Flack (Kris Taylor)

Scully and Mulder weird , i'll have to examine further but it appears the bodily fluids have been drained through the slit throat.- Camille Saroyan (A Baby For B&B)

Well sweetie it's a dog , I thought you could figure that out.- Angela Montenegro (A Baby For B&B)

It shouldn't be hard to find fingerprints, but motive is a tricky little btch-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

It's not a home, it's a house, no wait it's an apartment-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

3) DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! You know what would help this problem? Not drinking that accursed crap at all. Wow! What a simple soulution.

 

 

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1. Tremble For My Beloved » reviews
Goren is abducted by a pair of serial killers who commit their murders in a very odd fashion. Eames races to save him before it's too late, while trying to conceal a secret that will change both of them forever.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 8-26-09 - A. Eames & R. Goren
2. I See Darkness » reviews
Everybody kept asking me what was happening to Goren in Tremble For My Beloved, so I'll let him tell you in his own words. This is the most depressing story I have ever wrote.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 11-21-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames
3. Patterns In Blood » reviews
While in Seattle getting a chemical for Walter, Peter, Olivia, Walter and Astrid run into Twilight's bad vamps and are turned into vampires themselves. Told from Olivia's viewpoint. Lots of Bolivia.
Crossover - Twilight & Fringe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Alice & Olivia D.
4. Kris Taylor » reviews
Mac and Stella's daughter Kristine returns to New York to work under her father at the crime lab. Her first case involves the brutal murder of a teenage girl, but she is soon assinged to the case of an abducted cop. Currently a Crossover with L&O:CI.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 6-8-09 - Mac T. & Stella B.
5. Family Reunion » reviews
Jane's family is having a reunion and he convinces Lisbon to pose as his girlfriend. What will Lisbon think of Jane's family including his stepmom who's the same age as Van Pelt? Will Jane and Lisbon fall in love for real? Read to find out.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.
6. What The FBI Does Without A Case reviews
This is just a silly story I wrote. Yes I know that I did not give JJ a motive for putting the socks in Hotchners lunch and the charecters are a bit out of charecter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
7. Things Not To Do At A Former Friend's Funeral reviews
Short one chapter piece meant to be humorus. Max Keenan dies , at his funeral a member of his old gang arrives hoping to annoy everybody. Is that a good idea in a room full of FBI agents?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth
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