Okay, I used to be Jeffersonian, but i'm not as into Bones anymore(still watch it though), and I have curly brown hair so now i'm thegirlwiththecurl LOL

Name's Ashley, i'm fifteen years old. I love to write fanfics, and I really get into my writing, which it probably suprises people that I can actually get into one specific story that i'm writing because I write so many stories. People also ask me "Don't you ever get your stories mixed up?" I have never had a problem with that. Personality wise i'm the shy quiet girl that everybody thinks is weird. I have been known to randomly start humming Folsom Prison Blues or some other Johnny Cash tune. I also have been known to randomly quote TV shows, but it's all good. The other two websites you can find me on are myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=437093710 (just tell me you're from fanfiction.net and Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/NCISguru (I have a really amazing Criminal Intent video that needs views). I hate my Youtube user name NCISguru. I'm a major Twilight addict and I love to write crossovers between my favorite shows and Twilight. Majorly obsessive over L&O:CI, mainly Vincent D'Onofrio's character Robert Goren (like really obsessive), that is a well known fact among my relatives, friends and a few of my teachers(Most people I know say he's crazy). I recently started watching the anime series Inuyasha and although I haven't seen much of it it seems pretty amazing. I tried to watch Bleach too, but I thought it sucked. I have always been a sucker for Scooby Doo, it was my first TV addiction. I might not update any of my stories as often because it's Scholastic Bowl (or Nerd Bowl LOL) season and I am a star Scholastic Bowl player. Okay, if you want an explanation why I deleted A Baby For B&B, I have two reasons 1) My heart wasn't in it. 2) I needed room for a new story idea I got.

Favorite TV Shows: Law & Order:Criminal Intent, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, NCIS: Los Angeles, Castle, The Forgotten, Fringe, X Files, Cleopatra 2525, Days of Our Lives, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, CSI:NY, Women's Murder Club, K Ville, Eleventh Hour, America's Next Top Model, Highway To Heaven, Touched By An Angel, Inuyasha, Scooby Doo

Favorite Movies: Vertical Limit, The Crow, Twilight, The Green Mile, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Proposal, X Files: Fight The Future, X Files: I Want To Believe, The Gospel Road, 21, Nancy Drew, Jurrassic Park, Gran Torino

Favorite Books: Death's Daughter, Twilight Saga, The Haunted Mesa, The Green Mile, Sin City, Cash, Through Wolf's Eyes, Chasing Vermeer, Destiny

Favorite Singers/Bands: Johnny Cash, Montgomery Gentry, Taylor Swift, Lynard Skynard, Charlie Daniels, Willie Nelson, Plain White Ts, Five For Fighting, LL Cool J, Tim Mcgraw, Toby Keith

Favorite Quotes

And no matter what they've done to him, he'll never leave you. Didn't you see the movie Ghost?- Janie (character in play i'm in)

Sir, It's not like we killed him, his neck was broken in the crash- Teresa Lisbon

You try keeping a straight face when there's a guy dressed like a priest, wearing stage makeup staring at you!- Ashley (me, refering to nearly cracking up during above mentioned play)

There's a stain on the ceiling that looks like Elvis, but today it looks more like a bassett hound- Patrick Jane

You know what, you could make Santa cry- Seeley Booth

If you're thinking of trying that on, don't. It's not your shade- Kimball Cho

Bella, how opposed are you to grand theft auto?- Alice Cullen

So you're not that special...Welcome to the human race!- Robert Goren

Why do I feel like a highschool principal?- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

I'm betting on Alice- Bella Swan

I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like a Guinea Pig Barbie when I do- Bella Swan

I didn't know you could play Twister by yourself- Alex Eames

Yes Flack, It was black, had a beak, oh and it flew with a limp- Stella Bonasera

Does me being half naked bother you?- Jacob Black

So we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electricution?-Stella Bonasera

Oh great! They're democrats!-Neely (character in play)

We EPIC FAILED, like Law & Order: Criminal Intent, wait no not quite Criminal Intent has repeats a unfinished toothpick bridge just causes a bad grade- Ashley (referring to not finishing intro to tech project)

I was going to put one sniffing the other one's @ss, but then I decided I better not-Bill (my dad talking about putting up decoy/shilouettes at his duck blind)

Uh, he ripped out her heart and stomped on it with a size 13 shoe?-substitute teacher (trying to decode my doodles)

Batman's better because his last name doesn't rhyme with corn-Danny F. (my intro to tech partner, we'd gotten into an arguement over who was more heroic, Batman or Goren)

Hanna: Do you know how to sail?
Callen: No

Hanna: That could be a problem

Ziva: NCIS, we don’t want candy!

Tony: Speak for yourself David!

This is really quite embarassing cause we're not ready to shoot so i'll just sit here like a @ss-Joshua Jackson ( singing on Fringe Gag reel)

Help, this crazy goat is holding us captive!-Bad guy in the movie Air Buddies

A teddy bear versus mind control spies, these guys don't stand a chance-Peter Bishop

(my mom is wondering why we are watching wrestling on channel 46 which is a variety channel,)

Mom: Wrestling?

Me: Yeah, I like wrestling (I do, my favorite wrestler is The Undertaker)

Mom: No you don't

Me: Yes I do, I mean C'mon there are guys in tight pants (Mom still doesn't believe me) and with this channel a Criminal Intent comercial might come on and I will have Bobby on it. (For some reason I call Detective Goren by his first name.)

Mom: That makes more sense.

My Ships

Bobby/Alex-L&O:CI

Mike/Carolyn-L&O:CI

Wheeler/Nichols-L&O:CI

Jane/Lisbon-The Mentalist

Rigsby/Van Pelt-The Mentalist

Elliot/Olivia-L&O:SVU

Tony/Ziva-NCIS

Abby/Mcgee-NCIS

Peter/Olivia-Fringe

Booth/Brennan-Bones

Angela/Hodgins-Bones

Mac/Stella-CSI:NY

Mulder/Scully-X Files

Lucas/Sami-Days of Our Lives

Castle/Beckett-Castle

Random Facts About Me

My favorite colors are red and black

My favorite animals are horses and cats

I can't stand the play Romeo and Juliet (it's too sad)

I love country music especially Johnny Cash

I am a Christian (Catholic specifically)

I am in my school's homecoming play

My favorite actors are Vincent D'Onofrio and Simon Baker

my favorite actress is either Cote de Pablo or Robin Tunney

I am pretty random

I find solace in writing fanfictions

I also love drawing

I will not listen to metal music

I hate people who are fake

I know how to milk a goat (I said the facts were random)

My favorite Twilight character is Alice, but I feel like I can identify with Rosalie

I can speak basic Spanish

I want to learn how to speak Greek

my favorite school subject is English (I also love Biology)

My least favorite school subject is Algebra

The first TV show I really became obsessed over was Scooby Doo (correction, when I was like five I was addicted to Baking Bread With Father Dominic,I don't know why but I loved that show)

I am constantly curious about new things

I am obsessed with Cryptzoology

I saw Twilight before I read it

I'm a sucker for the mushy romantic meant to be angle of TV show couples

List Twelve of Your Characters From Your Fandoms In No Particular Order

1. Robert Goren

2. Patrick Jane

3. Ziva David

4. Kate Beckett

5. Alex Eames

6. Teresa Lisbon

7. Kimball Cho

8. Richard Castle

9. Tony Dinizzio

10. Temperance Brennan

11. Meghan Wheeler

12. Seeley Booth

1.Have You Ever Read a Six/ Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uh, no, Teresa and Meghan aren't even from the same show. Might make a interesting fic though.

2.Do you think four is hot, how hot?

No, she's pretty, but since i'm straight I don't think she's hot.

3.What Would Happen if Twelve Got Eight Pregnant?

Wait, what? they're both men, that's not even possible.

4.Can You Recall any fics about Nine?

I think he was his cocky usual self in them.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Actually yes, in fact they are a couple I ship.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten, why?

Five/Nine only because it would be a male female pairing.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Kimball Cho walked in on Patrick Jane and Seeley Booth having sex, can I just say yuck, I hate slash fics.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic?

Lets see, Ziva and Temperance meet while out jogging and form a common bond based on their interests and love for their partners.

9. Is There any such thing as One/ Eight fluff?

Uh no, the idea of Robert Goren/ Richard Castle fluff makes me burst out laughing. It's just, no way.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Cho and Booth, I don't know, A Common Bond?

11. If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose?

IDK, Secret Agent Man?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Goren/Lisbon/Booth, lets see contains violence, language and people who really would never be able to work together.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

That would be Eames, I think it was yesterday, but it might have been this morning.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

My favorite quotes from my fanfictions

Right, the crazy one who dances around the lab?-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

Well while we're on the subject of what I did, I put a live bullfrog in Van Pelt's desk, but actually I was wondering if you would come to my family reunion with me in two weeks-Patrick Jane (Family Reunion)

Oh gross, I am never eating steak ever again-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

Cool it Collins, see no spiders-Teresa Lisbon (Saving Carlie)

Teresa, I think your house just blew up.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie)

Ah, but now we know that my family wasn't torn apart by a seventeen year old vampire.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie)

Oh Danny and while you're standing around yelling at us, do you think you could get a puke scraping from the bushes, it's evidence-Don Flack (Kris Taylor)

Scully and Mulder weird , i'll have to examine further but it appears the bodily fluids have been drained through the slit throat.- Camille Saroyan (A Baby For B&B)

Well sweetie it's a dog , I thought you could figure that out.- Angela Montenegro (A Baby For B&B)

It shouldn't be hard to find fingerprints, but motive is a tricky little btch-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)

It's not a home, it's a house, no wait it's an apartment-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor)