| thegirlwiththecurl |
Author has written 7 stories for Bones, Criminal Minds, CSI: New York, Twilight, Mentalist, Law and Order: CI, and Fringe. Okay, I used to be Jeffersonian, but i'm not as into Bones anymore(still watch it though), and I have curly brown hair so now i'm thegirlwiththecurl LOL Name's Ashley, i'm fifteen years old. I love to write fanfics, and I really get into my writing, which it probably suprises people that I can actually get into one specific story that i'm writing because I write so many stories. People also ask me "Don't you ever get your stories mixed up?" I have never had a problem with that. Personality wise i'm the shy quiet girl that everybody thinks is weird. I have been known to randomly start humming Folsom Prison Blues or some other Johnny Cash tune. I also have been known to randomly quote TV shows, but it's all good. The other two websites you can find me on are myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=437093710 (just tell me you're from fanfiction.net and Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/NCISguru (I have a really amazing Criminal Intent video that needs views). I hate my Youtube user name NCISguru. I'm a major Twilight addict and I love to write crossovers between my favorite shows and Twilight. Majorly obsessive over L&O:CI, mainly Vincent D'Onofrio's character Robert Goren (like really obsessive), that is a well known fact among my relatives, friends and a few of my teachers(Most people I know say he's crazy). I recently started watching the anime series Inuyasha and although I haven't seen much of it it seems pretty amazing. I tried to watch Bleach too, but I thought it sucked. I have always been a sucker for Scooby Doo, it was my first TV addiction. I might not update any of my stories as often because it's Scholastic Bowl (or Nerd Bowl LOL) season and I am a star Scholastic Bowl player. Okay, if you want an explanation why I deleted A Baby For B&B, I have two reasons 1) My heart wasn't in it. 2) I needed room for a new story idea I got. Favorite TV Shows: Law & Order:Criminal Intent, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, NCIS: Los Angeles, Castle, The Forgotten, Fringe, X Files, Cleopatra 2525, Days of Our Lives, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, CSI:NY, Women's Murder Club, K Ville, Eleventh Hour, America's Next Top Model, Highway To Heaven, Touched By An Angel, Inuyasha, Scooby Doo Favorite Movies: Vertical Limit, The Crow, Twilight, The Green Mile, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Proposal, X Files: Fight The Future, X Files: I Want To Believe, The Gospel Road, 21, Nancy Drew, Jurrassic Park, Gran Torino Favorite Books: Death's Daughter, Twilight Saga, The Haunted Mesa, The Green Mile, Sin City, Cash, Through Wolf's Eyes, Chasing Vermeer, Destiny Favorite Singers/Bands: Johnny Cash, Montgomery Gentry, Taylor Swift, Lynard Skynard, Charlie Daniels, Willie Nelson, Plain White Ts, Five For Fighting, LL Cool J, Tim Mcgraw, Toby Keith Favorite Quotes And no matter what they've done to him, he'll never leave you. Didn't you see the movie Ghost?- Janie (character in play i'm in) Sir, It's not like we killed him, his neck was broken in the crash- Teresa Lisbon You try keeping a straight face when there's a guy dressed like a priest, wearing stage makeup staring at you!- Ashley (me, refering to nearly cracking up during above mentioned play) There's a stain on the ceiling that looks like Elvis, but today it looks more like a bassett hound- Patrick Jane You know what, you could make Santa cry- Seeley Booth If you're thinking of trying that on, don't. It's not your shade- Kimball Cho Bella, how opposed are you to grand theft auto?- Alice Cullen So you're not that special...Welcome to the human race!- Robert Goren Why do I feel like a highschool principal?- Leroy Jethro Gibbs I'm betting on Alice- Bella Swan I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like a Guinea Pig Barbie when I do- Bella Swan I didn't know you could play Twister by yourself- Alex Eames Yes Flack, It was black, had a beak, oh and it flew with a limp- Stella Bonasera Does me being half naked bother you?- Jacob Black So we're looking at an electrocution to cover up an electricution?-Stella Bonasera Oh great! They're democrats!-Neely (character in play) We EPIC FAILED, like Law & Order: Criminal Intent, wait no not quite Criminal Intent has repeats a unfinished toothpick bridge just causes a bad grade- Ashley (referring to not finishing intro to tech project) I was going to put one sniffing the other one's @ss, but then I decided I better not-Bill (my dad talking about putting up decoy/shilouettes at his duck blind) Uh, he ripped out her heart and stomped on it with a size 13 shoe?-substitute teacher (trying to decode my doodles) Batman's better because his last name doesn't rhyme with corn-Danny F. (my intro to tech partner, we'd gotten into an arguement over who was more heroic, Batman or Goren) Hanna: Do you know how to sail? Hanna: That could be a problem Ziva: NCIS, we don’t want candy! Tony: Speak for yourself David! This is really quite embarassing cause we're not ready to shoot so i'll just sit here like a @ss-Joshua Jackson ( singing on Fringe Gag reel) Help, this crazy goat is holding us captive!-Bad guy in the movie Air Buddies A teddy bear versus mind control spies, these guys don't stand a chance-Peter Bishop (my mom is wondering why we are watching wrestling on channel 46 which is a variety channel,) Mom: Wrestling? Me: Yeah, I like wrestling (I do, my favorite wrestler is The Undertaker) Mom: No you don't Me: Yes I do, I mean C'mon there are guys in tight pants (Mom still doesn't believe me) and with this channel a Criminal Intent comercial might come on and I will have Bobby on it. (For some reason I call Detective Goren by his first name.) Mom: That makes more sense. My Ships Bobby/Alex-L&O:CI Mike/Carolyn-L&O:CI Wheeler/Nichols-L&O:CI Jane/Lisbon-The Mentalist Rigsby/Van Pelt-The Mentalist Elliot/Olivia-L&O:SVU Tony/Ziva-NCIS Abby/Mcgee-NCIS Peter/Olivia-Fringe Booth/Brennan-Bones Angela/Hodgins-Bones Mac/Stella-CSI:NY Mulder/Scully-X Files Lucas/Sami-Days of Our Lives Castle/Beckett-Castle Random Facts About Me My favorite colors are red and black My favorite animals are horses and cats I can't stand the play Romeo and Juliet (it's too sad) I love country music especially Johnny Cash I am a Christian (Catholic specifically) I am in my school's homecoming play My favorite actors are Vincent D'Onofrio and Simon Baker my favorite actress is either Cote de Pablo or Robin Tunney I am pretty random I find solace in writing fanfictions I also love drawing I will not listen to metal music I hate people who are fake I know how to milk a goat (I said the facts were random) My favorite Twilight character is Alice, but I feel like I can identify with Rosalie I can speak basic Spanish I want to learn how to speak Greek my favorite school subject is English (I also love Biology) My least favorite school subject is Algebra The first TV show I really became obsessed over was Scooby Doo (correction, when I was like five I was addicted to Baking Bread With Father Dominic,I don't know why but I loved that show) I am constantly curious about new things I am obsessed with Cryptzoology I saw Twilight before I read it I'm a sucker for the mushy romantic meant to be angle of TV show couples List Twelve of Your Characters From Your Fandoms In No Particular Order 1. Robert Goren 2. Patrick Jane 3. Ziva David 4. Kate Beckett 5. Alex Eames 6. Teresa Lisbon 7. Kimball Cho 8. Richard Castle 9. Tony Dinizzio 10. Temperance Brennan 11. Meghan Wheeler 12. Seeley Booth 1.Have You Ever Read a Six/ Eleven fic? Do you want to? Uh, no, Teresa and Meghan aren't even from the same show. Might make a interesting fic though. 2.Do you think four is hot, how hot? No, she's pretty, but since i'm straight I don't think she's hot. 3.What Would Happen if Twelve Got Eight Pregnant? Wait, what? they're both men, that's not even possible. 4.Can You Recall any fics about Nine? I think he was his cocky usual self in them. 5. Would two and six make a good couple? Actually yes, in fact they are a couple I ship. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten, why? Five/Nine only because it would be a male female pairing. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Kimball Cho walked in on Patrick Jane and Seeley Booth having sex, can I just say yuck, I hate slash fics. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic? Lets see, Ziva and Temperance meet while out jogging and form a common bond based on their interests and love for their partners. 9. Is There any such thing as One/ Eight fluff? Uh no, the idea of Robert Goren/ Richard Castle fluff makes me burst out laughing. It's just, no way. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic Cho and Booth, I don't know, A Common Bond? 11. If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you choose? IDK, Secret Agent Man? 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Goren/Lisbon/Booth, lets see contains violence, language and people who really would never be able to work together. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about five? That would be Eames, I think it was yesterday, but it might have been this morning. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile. My favorite quotes from my fanfictions Right, the crazy one who dances around the lab?-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor) Well while we're on the subject of what I did, I put a live bullfrog in Van Pelt's desk, but actually I was wondering if you would come to my family reunion with me in two weeks-Patrick Jane (Family Reunion) Oh gross, I am never eating steak ever again-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor) Cool it Collins, see no spiders-Teresa Lisbon (Saving Carlie) Teresa, I think your house just blew up.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie) Ah, but now we know that my family wasn't torn apart by a seventeen year old vampire.-Patrick Jane (Saving Carlie) Oh Danny and while you're standing around yelling at us, do you think you could get a puke scraping from the bushes, it's evidence-Don Flack (Kris Taylor) Scully and Mulder weird , i'll have to examine further but it appears the bodily fluids have been drained through the slit throat.- Camille Saroyan (A Baby For B&B) Well sweetie it's a dog , I thought you could figure that out.- Angela Montenegro (A Baby For B&B) It shouldn't be hard to find fingerprints, but motive is a tricky little btch-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor) It's not a home, it's a house, no wait it's an apartment-Kristine Taylor (Kris Taylor) | |||||||
1. Patterns In Blood » reviewsWhile in Seattle getting a chemical for Walter, Peter, Olivia, Walter and Astrid run into Twilight's bad vamps and are turned into vampires themselves. Told from Olivia's viewpoint. Lots of Bolivia.Crossover - Twilight & Fringe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Alice & Olivia D.2. I See DarknessEverybody kept asking me what was happening to Goren in Tremble For My Beloved, so I'll let him tell you in his own words. This is the most depressing story I have ever wrote.Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Published: 11-21-09 - R. Goren & A. Eames3. Tremble For My Beloved » reviewsGoren is abducted by a pair of serial killers who commit their murders in a very odd fashion. Eames races to save him before it's too late, while trying to conceal a secret that will change both of them forever.Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 8-26-09 - A. Eames & R. Goren4. Kris Taylor » reviewsMac and Stella's daughter Kristine returns to New York to work under her father at the crime lab. Her first case involves the brutal murder of a teenage girl, but she is soon assinged to the case of an abducted cop. Currently a Crossover with L&O:CI.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 6-8-09 - Mac T. & Stella B.5. Family Reunion » reviewsJane's family is having a reunion and he convinces Lisbon to pose as his girlfriend. What will Lisbon think of Jane's family including his stepmom who's the same age as Van Pelt? Will Jane and Lisbon fall in love for real? Read to find out.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.6. What The FBI Does Without A Case reviewsThis is just a silly story I wrote. Yes I know that I did not give JJ a motive for putting the socks in Hotchners lunch and the charecters are a bit out of charecter.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete7. Things Not To Do At A Former Friend's Funeral reviewsShort one chapter piece meant to be humorus. Max Keenan dies , at his funeral a member of his old gang arrives hoping to annoy everybody. Is that a good idea in a room full of FBI agents?Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth