"Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language." - http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2081784,00.html

Writingtitan

Procrastinator. But will update all stories, I swear.

Stories: Ok my first story ("Foreign Worlds") may suck but me and my friend worked on it one day at school and we got carried away, I will update it but I may take a while because I really think I made it seem normal when its meant to be crack , so I'm re-wroking it so its serious with one-liners. Oh and if anyone wants to send me a story I really love reading stuff on Fan Fiction and if you send me one with one of my favourite pairings I will love you forever!! Oh and if anyone has a story with Teen TitansxBatman cross oh love you even more!! I love sad stories, the saddest one I've read and it was a great story I loved it so much was http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2584718/1/A_Ravens_Sorrows by Graciously Taken. Also "Masks" I'm reworking that as I got the point I wanted across but I didn't like the way it came out. So I'm reworking that and also the updated chapters from "Sakura's Secret" and "Delaying the Inevitable" I feel I rushed writing them so I could update and though it will have similar content there will be more substance. :)

Preview:

Sakura's Secret:

"If you look into my eyes, you'll see a loving girl. If you look at my smile you'll see nothing wrong. If you pull up my shirt you'll see the bruises. What did I do to make him so mad?"
Freedom Writers

Sakura being abused by her father. Her mother died at his hands. She has a brother. He's shy and quiet, no one knows about him though. Always was too quiet and on missions. An anbu . Her father a controlling drunk. He is a also an anbu , but he's a captain. Sakura never talks of her family to her friends. None of them even know of her mothers death. None of them know she has a brother. None of them know she has an abusive father.

Mistakes:

Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi were heading home after an escort mission. Naruto was in charge of the map, mistake one, mistake two is he got them trapped inside a unknown village where it is illegal for a women to be escorted by men unless she is married to one of them. And unless they all want to be set up with people from this forgein village to be there husband/wife one of them must marry the only female in the group. (After Sasuke's back)

And I will put up more summaries asap, I promise!! Please review, I love feed back and constructive criticism, I want to be an famous author one day people and you could help!! :)

Foamy The Squirrel:
Ok so theres these awesome cartoon's at www.illwillpress.com. He does all these cool rants and skits about stuff people are usually to scared to talk about or some of them are just really funny little cartoons. Old episodes are on youtube or newgrounds. Any way I love him its awesome and I just published parts of the scripts. I dont own anything. But he's really funny and opinionated and just plaining awesome. Go check him out because he is the Lord and Master of the world!!

Excerpt from song: Hero by SuperChic(k)

No one sits with him, he doesn't fit in
But we feel like we do when we make fun of him
Cause you want to belong do you go along?
Cause his pain is the price paid for you to belong
It's not like you hate him or want him to die
But maybe he goes home and thinks suicide
Or he comes back to school with a gun at his side
Any kindness from you might have saved his life

Tag
Heroes are made when you make a choice

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Wives' Duties: story about New Zealand women (New Zealanders are sometimes called Kiwi's, just putting it out there for people who might not know)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and the house cleaning
that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on
the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all
washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from New Zealand. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but
by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Kiwi Women

Ka kite ano! (Goodbye in Maori)

P.S. So sorry to 'chocolate fish' my ex form class buddy, she is awesome and a fav :) Big shout out. Also I'm not that obssesed with Twilight anymore, right now I'm going through a phase of picking it to pieces. I do like the Twilight Saga but I like writing about Leah and Rosalie and my Twi stories wont focus on any main characters by the way. Anyway you can edit that 'writingtitan is obssesed with Twilight' now its not 'obsessed' its 'partially obsessed'

Women of the Underworld series is my new obsession!

Shout out to thisisforyou. Stop bugging me! And update! >:( Rawr. And laugh dont say "Lol" Tsk tsk Ammonia