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Author has written 4 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, and Team Fortress 2.
"SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!"
Hmmm...Where to begin? Oh! I know! Hello, good people, I'm Flygon Pirate (Flygon for short), and I'm OBSESSED with Team Fortress 2, Happy Tree Friends, Pokemon, and Nightmare Before Christmas! I also like Left 4 Dead, a bit of Half-Life (because of Gordon Freeman), Pirates of the Caribbean, dragons (especially Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon), Johnny Depp, and good Tim Burton movies! :D Oh! And I love to draw...a lot! And of course I write a ton of Fan-Fiction as well (but you knew that anyway) BTW, I AM A HUGE FAN OF TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!!! 8D
I now have a Steam account! My username should be the same: Flygon Pirate. Add me on Steam! That would be great!Oh, and by the way...I FINALLY GOT TEAM FORTRESS 2! I play online on Tuesdays and Thursday noons for now! Look for me! :D
Also have DeviantArt account at last! My username is also FlygonPirate. Feel free to check it out. C: The link:
SPY! SPY! SPY! I'M SPY PARANOID! Seriously, I have this strange Spy-Phobia right now...and it's a seriously case of it too. I know, it's rather strange...but it's what happens when you become a TF2 Fan. Also...BEWARE THE TENTASPY! HE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE! D8 If you're not sure where to find one, please check under your bed and in your closet. C:
TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS SO AMAZING! GO RED TEAM! YES! :D
Here are some of my drawings of Damien the TentaSpy from the POTF series on my friend's DeviantArt account! (they maybe old work, but I think they are good anyway) X3
To the readers of Princess of the Fortress series (TF2): WE HAVE FAN ART HERE! Check this out! it's a line-art of Damien the TentaSpy in the series by Fire-Dragon10 of DeviantArt (AND IT IS GOOD)! I LOVE IT! :D Thank you, Fire-Dragon10! And if you want to do fan-art, let me know and I'll be more than happy to post the links on my profile. :) If you want to do fan art, please let me know so I can add your link to my profile. Thank you! I would appreciate it. _
And here's the colored version!
Here's more fan-art! All are really good! :D I thank you all!
I have a drawing of Davy Jones (POTC)...as a dragon! Here, I'll give you all a link. (This is my friend's account, but it's my artwork! I SWEAR! But beware...It's OLD WORK!)
About my Pokemon fandom, I especially LOVE Flygon (hence the name: Flygon Pirate). And I love all the dragon type pokemon, Darkrai, Luxray, and Swoobat. _
TEAM FORTRESS 2! YES! I'M CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH IT! (What was your first clue? X3)
Yes, my profile has a lot of stuff on it. But it's cool...As a friend would say it: (I hope I get the quote right)
People/Characters that I want on my side:
POTC: Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Will Turner, Pintel, Ragetti, Hector Barbossa,
Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington, Zero, Sally
How To Train Your Dragon: Toothless and the Dragons, Hiccup (He's cool)
Happy Tree Friends: Flippy (Good and bad), Russel, Lifty and Shifty, Handy, Splendid, Sniffles, Flaky, Pop and Cub, Mime, Toothy,
Team Fortress 2: (in my favorites order:) Engineer, Spy, Sniper, Medic, Pyro, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Heavy (Basically...all classes! LOL! Except the Announcer/Administrater...she's a total bitch! XP)
Left 4 Dead: The Hunter, Bill, Francis, Louis, Zoey, Ellis, Nick, Coach, and Rochelle (she may make mistakes, but she shoots zombies, and that's good enough for me)
Half-Life: Gordon Freeman (he's awesome, that's why! Need I say more?)
Other: Galactic Empire Dragon and Shorty, Unfortunate Circumstances, Edward Sissorhands, My best friends (Duh!), Ghost Rider (HELL YES! HE'S KICKASS!), Sherlock Holmes (the one played by Robert Downey Jr. is...AWESOME!)
People/Characters that I'm currently scared of: 0.o
Team Fortress 2: Spy, TentaSpy (It's been a MAJOR PHOBIA! I'M FREAKING PARANOID OF THEM! THEY ARE SCARY AS HELL!)
A 'thank you' note to all my reviewers: I am most grateful and I love you all for taking your time to read and review my stories. It means many worlds for me, and I appreciate the advice and help you also give me. So I tip my invisible hat and say, "Kudos to all of ya!" :D I promise to reply to all reviews! I AM NOW ACCEPTING ANONYMOUS REVIEWS!
How to Train Your Dragon (Including the Holiday Spin-off), Pirates of the Caribbean (all 4), Nightmare Before Christmas, Lord of the Rings, National Treasure (both 12), Phantom of the Opera (2004), Star Wars, Spaceballs, Indiana Jones (All 4), Iron Man (12), Men In Black (12), I-Robot, The Fifth Element, Spider-Man (All 3), Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Nacho Libre, Eragon, Hook, Jumanji, Napoleon Dynamite, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Hancock, Kung Fu Panda, Star Trek (2009), Bednobs and Broomsticks, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Dark Knight, Edward Sissorhands, Avatar, Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Clash of the Titans (2010), 9, Beetlejuice (1988), Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010), The Losers, Up, Van Helsing, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Home Alone, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, A Christmas Story, TRON (1982), TRON Legacy (2010), Ghost Rider (2007), MegaMind, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Thor (2011), Despicible Me, School of Rock, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, True Grit (2011), The Mask, The Rescuers Down Under, Captian America: The First Avenger (2011), Hugo,
Favorite TV Shows:
Criminal Minds, 1000 Ways to Die, Family Guy, Whose Line Is It Anyway, America's Funniest Home Videos, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Spongebob Squarepants (older episodes...not those shitty new episodes), Fairly Odd Parents, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Myth Busters, Cash Cab, Bizarre Foods, George Lopez, Wipeout, Untamed and Uncut, Season of Disney, The Most Extreme (Animal Planet), Ghost Adventures, Man vs. Food, Destroyed in Seconds, Extreme (Insert topic) (Travel Channel), The Marvolous Misadventures of Flapjack, Ghost Stories, NCIS, Most Terrifying Places in America, Must Love Cats, MAD,
TF2 music, Half-Life 2 music, L4D Music, Pirate music, POTC soundtracks, Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack, Nightmare Revisted, video game music, Halo Original Soundtrack, classical, techno, movie soundtracks,
My favorite composers: Valve Orchestra, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Klaus Badlet, John Williams, Trevor Rabin, James Horner,
Top 10 Symptoms of the Spy-Phobia (From Team Fortress 2):
10. You keep hearing the Spy's voice in your head...and it drives you crazy! (But...it can be so soothing at the same time...WTF?)
9. You know that the Spy is real and that he could be ANYWHERE! (Isn't that scary?!)
8. Whenever you are by yourself, you don't think that you are alone and you freak out whenever you hear random noises and/or movements because it could be the Spy coming after you.
7. Every time you listen to the Spy's theme ("Right Behind You") on your iPod, you instantly think that the Spy is in the same room as you...somewhere...ready to strike/kidnap/kill you (or all of the above: strike, kidnap, AND kill). (Whatever you do, don't listen to it when walking outside...alone...AND AT NIGHT!)
6. You're afraid go in any body of water (sewers, pool, beach, etc.), worried that the TentaSpy is going to get you.
5. You're extremely paranoid that your back is going to get stabbed.
4. You believe that the Spy is in some type of invisble cloak stalking you.
3. Every time you think of French stuff (or France itself), you automatically think of the Spy.
2. You keep blaming everything/everyone is actually the Spy. (It's better being safe than sorry)
1. You keep turning you around every five seconds to see if the Spy is really behind you. (Spy-Paranoia...I suffer from it)
LOL! I'm such a weirdo, aren't I? But I LOVE the Spy (2nd Favorite of mine, actually), He's awesome! XD But then he scares me so freaking much! And because of the Spy, I have become more PARANOID than ever before! And everyone makes fun of me for it. ;_;
QUOTE TIME!! :D
"My peanut!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Why is the rum always gone...?" (stumbles) "...Oh, that's why." Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"This is the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -POTC 1 (It's kind of obvious who the quoter is...)
"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain..." -Hallucinated fishy Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone... why is it gone?!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Shoo." -Jack Sparrow (to a rock), POTC 3
"Oi! My pistol!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"We must fight... to run away." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3
"You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?" (Beckett gets confused) "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" -POTC 3, (Quoter is Jack, duh!)
"Bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1
"Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one!" -Hector Barbossa, POTC 1
"And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King...That's right...I AM THE PUMPKIN KING! HA HA HA HA!" -Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas
"Jack, please, I'm only an elected offical here, I can't make desisions by myself!" -Mayor, Nightmare Before Christmas
"J-Jack! They said you were dead. Then you must be DOUBLE DEAD!" -Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas
"You're really weird." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and Chocolate Factory
"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Good morning, starshine! The earth says 'hello'!" -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!" -Willy Wonka (after Violet turns to a giant blueberry), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." -Ben Gates, National Treasure
"It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant." (Hugs said statue) -Riley Poole, National Treasure
"Look...stairs." -Riley Poole (crying in a good way), National Treasure
"When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird." -Riley Poole, National Treasure
"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me." -Riley Poole, National Treasure: Book of Secrets
"I only gamble with my life, never my money." -Rick, The Mummy
"I loved the whole sand wall trick...it was beautifully... bastards." -Beni, The Mummy
"The truth is…I am Iron Man" -Tony Stark, Iron Man
"Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in." -Tony Stark (To fire extinguisher robot), Iron Man
"I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore." Napoleon (To Deb), Napoleon Dynamite
"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally." Napoleon (Talking about current events), Napoleon Dynamite
"I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' HA! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead!" -Dug, Up
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you." -Dug, Up
"My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may talk- SQUIRREL!!...My master is good and smart."" -Dug, Up
"Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym." -Dewey Finn, School of Rock
"I don’t wanna hang out with a bunch of wannabe corporate sellouts. I’m gonna form my own band and we’re gonna start a revolution, OK? And you’re gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass." -Dewey Finn, School of Rock
"Now you played hard in here, people, and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. So let's just give this everything we got. We may fall on our faces, but if we do, we will fall with dignity! With a guitar in our hands, and rock in our hearts! And in the words of AC/DC: 'We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you.'" -Dewey Finn, School of Rock
"Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t no walk in the park, lady." -Dewey Finn, School of Rock
"The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock ‘n’ roll to the world." -Dewey Finn, School of Rock
"I love kung-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
"I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna need a lot more than dew...and, um...universe juice." -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"Skadoosh!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?" -Tai Lung, Kung Fu Panda
"There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness!" -Po (Dreaming), Kung Fu Panda
"There is no secret ingredient." -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"But a real warrior never quits! Don't worry, Master, I will never quit!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"There are no accidents." -Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." -Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
"Whoa, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same." -Po, Kung Fu Panda
"Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!" -Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
"I've seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy, now what do you think? Do you think I'm 'qualified'?" -Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
"I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!" -Percival C. McLeach, Rescuers Down Under
"I whooped ya. I whooped ya all. You'll think twive before messin' with Percival C. McLeach!" -Percival C. McLeach, Rescuers Down Under
"There's more than one way to skin a cat." -Percival C. McLeach, Rescuers Down Under
"Home, home, on the range; Where critters are tied up in chains; I cut through their sides; An I rip off their hides; And the next day I do it again! EVERYBODY!" -Percival C. McLeach (singing), Rescuers Down Under
"Don't bend down when a Spy's around." -Unknown
"This music is so intense, that it will melt your face off...your face!" -Unknown
"Stupid people are like slinkies; they aren't as much fun until you push them down stairs." -Anonymous
"Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil." -Anonymous
"If you smell something burning, it could be you." -Unknown
"Aw, man! I forgot the cheese!" -Anonymous
"TACO TUESDAY!" -Unknown
"We live in an age, where pizza gets to your house before the police do." -Anonymous
"Back da f--k up, I'm friends with an attack octopus!" -Danuel
"If life gives you lemons, throw them at passing cars." -Anonymous
"Knowledge is power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard, Be Evil." -Anonymous
"I wonder what the Rebellion says to get people to enlist? Join the Rebellion! We're looking for a few idiots with no future. Suicidal teens welcome." -Anonymous
"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted because I saw something sparkly." -Anonymous
"No trespassing. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." -Anonymous
"Beer: Also known as nitwit juice." -Anonymous
"It's like being nibbled to death by ducks..." -Anonymous
"That sounded like a blind mouse in a closet." -Anonymous
"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces." -Anonymous
"That had as much enthusiasm as a dead bug. La, la...I'm in my death bed..." -Anonymous
"That sounded like a Sumo wrestler going through a flower patch...I know, it's not pretty..." -Anonymous
"Oh, look...Funny quotes on E-Bay...I'd rather look up quotes rather than buy them." -Anonymous
"Ah! Spy sappin' the computer system!" -Anonymous
"It's illegal to burn kittens..." -Anonymous
"It's illegal to burn pits?" -Anonymous (misheard quote above)
"You must stay focused!" (looks over at friend) "Oh, hey!" -Anonymous
"Whenever there are girls, there's a Spy around." -Anonymous
"Turn off that light! I want to see something!" -Unknown
"I like ducks." -Anonymous (being really random and funny)
"Lettuce...they're like fruit." -Anonymous (failing at a similie)
"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing people up until they have to open a beach." -Unknown
"Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems. Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet suffers from anxiety, Eeyore has major depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD, and Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him..." -Unknown
"Spongebob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes." -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. (drools)" Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"But don't geniuses live in a lamp?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Thinks of a carton of milk spilling) " -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"Time is money, and if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money... and that's just sick!" -Eugene Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants
"Just look at him. Square... the shape of evil!!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
"Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery." Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
"Stupid brain! Come back here, you swine!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants
"Knowledge can never replace friendship! I PREFER TO BE AN IDIOT!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"THE SKY HAD A BABY!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants
"OH MY GOSH! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAHHH!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants
"The maniac's in the mailbox!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"RECTANGLES!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"So you mean to say, that they've taken what we thought we think, and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought... I think?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf! If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!" -Mermaid Man, Spongebob Squarepants
"(reads gravestone) 'Here lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams'...What a baby." -Mr. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"I have been bitten by a vampire flea! NO!! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"No, Spongebob, wait! We're not cavemen! We have technology... (Smashes a computer on a dollar bill)" -Patrick Star, Songebob Squarepants
"I WANT TO DEFEAT THE GIANT MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE NINETH DIMENSION!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"I WANT TO DEFEAT THE LITTLE MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE EIGHTH DIMENSION!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"I have been replaced by a sandwich!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"Spongebob! You're shorter! Have you been dieting?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
"Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady, and give up the things we want the most. Even our dreams." -Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2
"Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind." -Otto Octavious, Spider-Man 2
"Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?" -J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
"Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams." -Mary Parker, Spider-Man 2
"All who gain power are afraid to lose it. Even the Jedi." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
"'Good' is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is." Yoda, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
"Army or not, you must realize you are doomed!" -General Grevious, Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back
"For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back
"A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware the Dark Side. Anger, fear, aggression; the Dark Side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back
"A little suffering is good for the soul." -Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek (2009)
"Spock, do yourself a favor: put aside logic, do what feels right." -Spock Prime, Star Trek (2009)
"Live long and prosper." -Spock, Star Trek (2009)
"If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Spock, Star Trek (2009)
"I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!" -Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Star Trek (2009)
"I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!" -James T. Kirk, Star Trek (2009)
"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work." -Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
"Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same — best when cooked well." -Gabriel Van Helsing, Van Helsing
"To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all." -Gabriel Van Heling, Van Helsing
"I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them. Don't stand around talking about it." -Anna Valerious, Van Helsing
"Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us." -Narrator (Adult Ralphie), A Christmas Story
"Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist." -Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Most people would leave, but not us. We're Vikings. We have stubborness issues." -Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon
"MONKEY ON A STICK! WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!" -Freeman's Mind (Ep. 15), Youtube (Best. Quote. Ever.) XD LOL!
"Kill all sons of bitches, that's my official instructions." -Eillis, Left 4 Dead 2
"Good thing I'm indestructable." -Francis, Left 4 Dead
"You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and—brother—I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be f(censored)ing dead. Whoooo!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2
"Dad? Dad I'm- … y- … I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! … well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" -Sniper (on phone), Team Fortress 2
"Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -Sniper, Team Fortress 2
"Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!" -Engineer, Team fortress 2 (I love that quote! XD)
" My blood! He- he punched out all my blood!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." -Heavy, Team Fortress 2
"May I make a suggestion? Run." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"May I borrow your earpiece?" (mimicking Scout) "This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"This will be the last time you see me." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"I murdered your toys as well!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"Gentlemen." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"I'll be seeing you!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"I'm coming for you!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"PEEK-A-BOO!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"You got blood on my suit!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"They should call you whinners Dr. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"You know, hiding won't save you." -Spy, Team Fortress 2
"Each and every one of you will be sent off to your mama in a box!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2 (LOL! XD)
"I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2 (Wow...that's odd...0.o)
"Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope..." (deadly serious) ..."not pointed at you." -Engineer, Team Fortress 2
"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!... ' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor… And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! … Unless it's a farm!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!" -Demoman, Team Fortress 2
"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!" -Demoman, Team Fortress 2
"Who touched Sasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" -Heavy, Team Fortress 2
"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-" (snap) "AUGHH! MY SPINE!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"I spy a little Spy with my little eye." -Sniper, Team Fortress 2
"Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2
"Spy sappin' my sentry!" -Engineer, Team Fortress 2
"Prepare for your examination. Hehe..." -Medic, Team Fotress 2
"Oh my gosh! I grew a foot shorter!" -Me (Being really absent-minded and random...)
"Hey look! It's a taco-ma!" -Me (Noticing a Tacoma truck)
"Is that a sweater?" -Me (with a really weird accent and looking at myself in a mirror)
(Giggles) "Beans..." -Me when I misspelled 'began'
"SAVE THE GERBIL!" -Me (In this weird dream I had...0_0)
"I am random. Llama, llama, taco." -Me
"Time go fly fast!" Me (Messing up the phrase: Time goes by fast)
"All one needs is a little beer and magic..." -Me (Totally kidding around honestly NOT meaning it)
"There's a jack-o-lantern in my closet stealing my nachos!" -Me (being really random)
"There's a taco in my sandwich!" Me (being random)
"The pen is mighter than the sword, indeed, but it's the mind that weilds it." -Me (A quote in my mind)
"You know what would be stupid to say? 'That Spy is a Spy!'" -Me
"Oh no! Spy sappin' my iPod!" -Me (when my iPod suddenly fakes its 'low battery' shut down)
"SPY SAPPIN' THE COMPUTER SYSTEM!" -Me (watching my friend screw up the computer)
"STAY OUT OF THE WATER! There could be a freaking TentaSpy in there!" -Me (a friendly reminder to anyone who knows about the TentaSpy)
"If there is something you cannot explain or don't understand, it's probably a Spy." -Me
"I have problems! I'm Spy-Paranoid!" -Me (explaining myself to my friends)
"Everyone is weird in a good way...YES! I LOVE SQUARES!" -Me
"Hey, look! It's a Man-Nun!" -Me (Don't ask where it came from)
"I believe that I can fly with the power of tacos." -Me
"Zero percent happy, huh? It's an unhappy egg!" -Me (Playing a game and checking some stats... just don't ask)
Oh, sorry for too many copy-and-paste stuff...got carried away was all...
If you feel that dragons, Team Fortress 2, Happy Tree Friends, TNBC, Pokemon, and POTC should be combined, copy this to your profile.
If you LOVE Jack Skellington, copy and paste!
If you honestly don't get why everyone ADORES Davy Jones (POTC) when clearly he's a heartless, evil, cruel monster, copy and paste. (For those who love Davy with their dear little hearts, no offense or anything...)
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you ever felt like the Spy is trying to stab you in the back (or worse), copy and paste.
If you frequently look back to see if the Spy is right behind you, copy and paste...and always check your backside.
If you think that the Spy is one of your friends or family, copy, paste...and pray that he won't stab you in the back.
I'm scared of going into pools, lakes, and beaches, etc. Want to know why? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DREADED TENTASPY! If you're scared of the TentaSpy, copy and paste into your profile.
We must save the SPY CRABS! If you wish to help save the Spy Crabs from extintion, copy and paste.
If you keep blaming that everything/everyone is the Spy, copy and paste. XD
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you feel that classical music is AWESOME, but under appreciated by others, copy this.
Nightmare Before Christmas music and songs are the BEST EVER! If you think so too, copy and paste.
If you KNOW AND BELIEVE that the Spy (Team Fortress 2) exists, copy and paste...and watch your back at all times.
If you KNOW AND BELIEVE that the TentaSpy (Team Fortress 2 based) exists, copy and paste...AND STAY OUT OF THE WATER!!
If you think that every time you either hear Davy Jones' name out loud in public and/or say his name, something bad happens, copy and paste. (Trust me, I KNOW from experience)
If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there! COPY THIS!
If you think that Jack Skellington is the BEST Pumpkin King EVER...copy and paste!
If you think that Flygon is one of the best Pokemon EVER, copy this.
If you think that Darkrai, Giratina, and Flygon are the top three Pokemon of your favs, copy and paste!
I LOVE Flygon!! If you love Flygon too, copy and paste!
If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this.
If you are the paranoid type (especially around Spies and/or TentaSpies) please copy.
If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this.
If you are a RABID fan of Jack Skellington, copy this.
If you are a RABID fan of Flippy (Happy Tree Friends) copy and paste.
If you are a DEATHLY AFRAID OF SPIES, copy and paste.
If you are a RABID fan of the Engineer (Team Fortress 2), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you are obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas, copy and paste!
If you are obessed with Team Fortress 2, copy and paste this.
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).
Once a pirate, always a pirate! Copy and paste if you are a pirate!
If you are OVERLY obsessed with Team Fortress 2, copy this into your profile (listens to TF2 Theme)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think Johnny Depp (Portraying as Captain Jack Sparrow) is the SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE, post this in your profile, and add your name to the list: Brownstar, hayleydepp9449, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate,
If every time you hear the word "rum", you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
If every time you hear the word "pumpkin", you automatically think of Jack Skellington, copy and paste this into your profile!
If every time you hear the word "gentlemen", you automatically think of the Spy, copy and paste this into you profile!
If every time you hear the word "pills", you automatically think of Louis (Left 4 Dead), copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. TACOS! :D
If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Dirt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth or at any other time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If YOU have (or wanted) a jar of dirt, copy and paste! XD
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate,
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared/annoyed of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
If you are a POKEMON fanatic, copy this!
If you are a nerd, random, crazy, talking-to-your-self-a-lot person, pirate master, Jack Skellington lover, dragon tamer, Pokemon master, Team Fortress 2 addict, Happy Tree Friends fan, and weird, copy this!
If you believe that touching a picture of Davy (especially around his face) is bad luck and would infect you hand, copy this and wash your hands.
If you are planning on being a pirate for Halloween (or were) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. (I don't like MySpace)
If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely love all nine classes of Team Fortress 2, copy and paste! :D
If you think being random is good, copy here.
If you wish that Team Fortress 2 was real, copy this.
If you HATE High School Musical with a burning passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. And the names of the victims are (In order): Jack Sparrow, Sao Feng, James Norrington, and Will Turner.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that pathetic rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Or at least shoot the stupid rabbit and get it FREAKIN' over with!! XP
If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.
If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie/video game character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile. (That Spy/TentaSpy is NEVER going to leave me alone)
If you hear voices of the movie/video game characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Seriously, I think that Spy/TentaSpy is HAUNTING ME!)
If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (I cannot keep count...I have too much of these)
If you have ever face-palmed yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), ElizabethTurner93 (I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.), Flygon Pirate (Well, or I do it just because I, or someone else, did something completely stupid),
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confused expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! WOO HOO!
If you love "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. But those darn catch phrases get into our heads! It's CHAOTIC!!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Cough...Engineer...cough...Spy...cough...FLIPPY!)
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever bitten yourself and bled because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', angel-death-dealer, Morgomir, Flygon Pirate,
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. NERD! WOOT!
If you are one of those paranoid type of people, copy and paste it on you profile. At least it helps us with our senses, right? (HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE SPY!)
If you want to have TNBC and POTC to be in a Broadway and you know that it would be almost IMPOSSIBLE for that to happen, copy and paste it on your profile. (What? It's just a dream waiting to come true...)
If you wonder who create the 'copy-and-paste' list in the first place, copy this.
Ooh...I like Team Fortress 2, if you absolutely adore Team Fortress 2, copy and paste! XD
Weird is good. Normal people need the real help. If you are one of those weird people and are proud of it, copy and paste.
If you feel ever so sorry for Phantom/Erik (From Phantom of the Opera) and you think that anyone that hurt him are just plain idiots, copy, paste, and give Phantom/Erik a big hug!
If you procrastinate, copy and paste this...or should you wait a while before you do so...?
If the Spy (from Team Fortress 2) has ever give you chills, copy and paste. (It's so scary to think that the Spy could be anything or anyone!)
Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs!
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B te wy, f yu cn ead ths, cpy ad pste ths n yor profle!
If you think that the Spy is a stalker, copy and paste...and, please, don't forget your chainsaws! XP
If you hate Writer's Block, copy, paste, and sue WRITER'S BLOCK!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Artist's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile. (Hums "This is Halloween")
If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object (Say another person? YES it's happened!!), even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF you went to the Fortress just to meet the Team (RED or BLU), copy and paste this. (What? I love Team Fortress 2)
If you had ridden the Pirates of the Caribbean ride MORE THAN ONCE, copy and paste, put your username and how many times you been on the ride (Change number if necessary): Flygon Pirate, 7 (It never gets old for me! LOL!);
If you love Jack Skellington AND/OR Jack Sparrow with you dear heart, copy and paste this into your profile (LONG LIVE JACK SKELLINGTON AND JACK SPARROW!!):
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