OH NOOO! THE SPY HAS TAKEN OVER MY PROFILE! AGH! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I FREAKING DO?! Eh, I'll try to deal with it...LOL! SPY SAPPIN' MAH ACCOUNT!

So...what should I put on this line...Well...uh...HOLY CRAP! I'M FLYGON! WHOOOOOO! Ooh, how I love Pirate's of the Caribbean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pokemon, and Dragons! I'm also fond of Happy Tree Friends (though I try to avoid the gore) and Team Fortress 2! :D

WATCH OUT! 'CAUSE I'LL BE READY! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS! (Well...maybe...whatever...XD)

Hi! I am very optimistic about myself. YAY! You all can call me Flygon, so you don't have to say my full username.

My favorite colors: Red and Black...oh and blue and silver! ANYTHING BUT PINK! Pink to me is a hideous color... XP

I must warn that I can be at most times VERY RANDOM!! WOOT!! SPY!

I think I'm suffering from OPD (Obsessive Pirate Disorder!) LOL! J/K...That's what happens when I'm a POTC fan. :D But I'm also addicted to Team Fortress 2 and Happy Tree Friends stuff.

Okay...Pirates rule! What else can I say? OH! And Nightmare Before Christmas ROX MY SOX! XD Team Fortress 2 is AWESOME (I wish I could play it)!

Davy Jones is the SCARIEST VILLAIN ALIVE!! (In POTC that is...or anywhere else) I don't like Davy, he scares me more than you know...Just to let you all know. It's a HUGE phobia of mine. If you have no idea who he is...well...whatever... just see POTC 2 and 3 if you haven't already! I'm suffering from Davy-Jones-phobia. (Bleck...XP) I'm even scared to say his full name out loud because I KNOW that something bad happens every time I say it or heard it out loud in public. IT HAPPENS! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN HIS NAME IS SAID! BE FOREWARNED!! XP (Yes, I know...I do sound weird, huh?) I'm also scared of the Spy and Tenta-Spy from Team Fortress 2 and Evil Flippy from Happy Tree Friends. So yeah...I think I have issues. LOL! XD

Now, this is the most disturbing thing I had ever saw with Davy Jones...It's like two different movie villians together (See if you can figure it out...although it's pretty freaking obvious)! It really flipped me out! XP (this person got really creative...and this person is like FREAKING GOOD!) This is also his main form in my story: Sea of Dystopia. (And this form will be seen in many of my other fan-fics)

http://schytelizard94.deviantart.com/art/poor-unfrontuned-soul-120874355

I have a drawing of DAVY JONES...in a dragon form! Here, I'll give you a link. (This is my friend's account, but it's my artwork! I SWEAR!)

http://kurautora.deviantart.com/art/Davy-Jones-Dragon-Style-122571887

Flygon is the ultimate dragon/Pokemon! YAY! (I also LOVE all the other Dragon and Legendary Pokemon! WOOT!) I also can draw Flygon pretty well too. :D GO FLYGON!

In case you had no idea what a Flygon is, I have some links from Deviant Art (No, I don't have an account)

Uber Flygon:

http://kyrara.deviantart.com/art/Flygon-16369648

Regular Flygon (Er...at least a very cute Flygon):

http://nagoshiashumari.deviantart.com/art/Flygon-59949032

Still don't know what a Flygon is? Feel free to ask. I'll be happy to answer.

There are two Jacks that I ADORE SO MUCH! There's Jack Sparrow, and Jack Skellington!

POTC FOREVER!! (Yes, I am a RABID fan of POTC. What was your first clue? XD)
I LOVE JACK SKELLINGTON! HE'S #1! I love Johnny Depp just as much.

Yes, my profile has a lot of stuff on it. But it's cool...As a friend would say it: (I hope I get the quote right)
"There's too much stuff!" -The NU Spy

People/Characters that I want on my side:

POTC: Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Will Turner

Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington

Happy Tree Friends: Flippy (Good and bad), Russel, Lifty and Shifty, Handy

Team Fortress 2: Spy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic, Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy (Basically...all classes! LOL!)

Other: Galactic Empire Dragon and Shorty, The NU Spy

People/Characters that I'm scared of: 0.o

POTC: Davy Jones (DUH!)

Team Fortress 2: Spy, TentaSpy

Happy Tree Friends: Evil Flippy

Did I mention that I'm co-writing Amber Wolfe: My Love and My Loss by JackSparrowsRum? At least, I mostly helping with the fic. Elaine, from Daughter of the Heartless guess-stars in the story and it works out pretty good. And kweenofmagic co-writes Welcome to the Pirate's World.

Here are some links to some of the funniest/awesome stuff I have seen:

Worst/Scariest thing I have ever seen (Mr. Mercer's death from POTC 3 Spoilers): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kecHeY9ZOk4&feature=related

A COOL version of Davy Jones' theme (IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqzQpW-qSv8

You're Insane (If you thought I was random...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSuyLyuUiM

Super Mario Hyadian: http://scottfalco.deviantart.com/art/Super-Mario-Hyadain-87816802

Angry Alien Productions (Basically, it's just a ton of bunnies doing movie parodies): http://www.angryalien.com/

Glass of Water (It involves overly dramatic clay people and yes, a glass of water, is very random, stupid, but very funny): http://www.gamepapa.com/play/Glass_Of_Water

Ruber Duckie of Death (Again, it involves blue clay people, but now it involves a rubber duck...again, funny and stupid): http://www.gamepapa.com/play/Rubber_Ducky_Of_Death

(TEAM FORTRESS 2)

Gentlemen Heaven (an AWESOME TF2 remix of Second Heaven) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHWfgttF_k&feature=related

Dr. Sniper (A Dr. Mario Theme remix starting the Sniper) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAF5YplXWBE&feature=related

Meet the Sniper Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=misQzsDI18E&feature=related

Meet the Demoman Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0JkLflW3ns&feature=related

Meet the Engineer Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsjC1P1fznM&feature=related

Meet the Heavy Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zUWyCK-QA&feature=related

Meet the Scout Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO_lRbuC2U&feature=related

Meet the Sandvich Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bgT-K3gMzk&feature=related

Meet the Soldier Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFr0cTUUP4&feature=related

Meet the Spy Backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAzl7WJ2b4&feature=related

TF2 Outtakes 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGGRPvyeTos&feature=related

TF2 Outtakes 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baDz5QQbHhQ&feature=related

TF2 Outtakes 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5mrFOuG6GM&feature=related

TF2 Outtakes 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuR4LRwvJ74&feature=related

Meet the Smart-A@ (Bascically, BLU Spy is replaced by RED Spy...freaking hilarious) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFAjQcMcBxU&feature=related

(SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS)

CareerBuilder.com Commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79tMMFja-Fw&feature=related

Doritos Commercial 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5mcpLd9ts

Doritos Commercial 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAoEfSHkc9U&feature=related

Pepsi Max Commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkgZFI4ZT0I&feature=related

A 'thank you' note to all my reviewers: I am most grateful and I love you all for taking your time to read and review my stories. It means many worlds for me, and I appreciate the advice and help you also give me. So I tip my invisible hat and say, "Kudos to all of ya!" :D I promise to reply to all reviews!

Alright then, I guess I can take the time to..."This is Flygon, rainbows make me cry! OVER!" NO! SPY NO! You guys see what I mean? That Spy is messing around on my profile! GAH!

Favorite Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean 1+2+3 (Of course), Nightmare Before Christmas, Lord of the Rings, National Treasure (both 1+2), Phantom of the Opera (2004), Star Wars, Spaceballs, Indiana Jones (All 4), Iron Man, Men In Black (1-2), I-Robot, Spider-Man (All 3), Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Nacho Libre, Eragon, Hook, Jumanji, Napoleon Dynamite, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Hancock, Twilight, Kung Fu Panda, Star Trek (2009), Bednobs and Broomsticks, G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Dark Knight,

Favorite TV Shows:

Whose Line Is It Anyway, America's Funniest Home Videos, ANY documentary of pirates, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Myth Busters, Cash Cab, Bizarre Foods, George Lopez, Wipeout, Untamed and Uncut, Season of Disney, The Most Extreme (Animal Planet), Ghost Adventures, Man vs. Food, Destroyed in Seconds,

Favorite Books:

Twilight Series (I'm working on them! I'm on book 3), Vampirates series (Even though I should read books 2 and 3), Inheritance Cycle, Pirates!, Treasure Island, Pokemon Guide Books, Kingdom Keepers,

Favorite Music:

Pirate music, POTC soundtracks, Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack, Nightmare Revisted, video game music, classical, techno, soundtracks, and NOTHING that has foul language in them...

My favorite composers: Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Klaus Badlet, John Williams, Trevor Rabin, James Horner,

These lyrics you can get from Allie the final Dragon Rider's profile! Thank you! I LOVE THESE SONGS! :D If the arrangements are wrong, please let me know. Also, I would also like to thank Allie the final Dragon Rider for the other songs too! :D

(This song isn't mine, it belongs to Disney and POTC)

HOIST THE COLOURS

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.

Another favorite song:

Yo Ho, Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Another favorite song, of which I changed some words to make it clean:

Dead Man's Chest (Edited and Censored)

Verse 1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be darned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, darn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Verse 5. More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Verse 6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to h@,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The Top 10 Results of the Davy Jones Phobia: (Inspired to do this list from another profile I saw) :) Copy the list below if you are also scared of Davy... if you want.

10. Every time he appears on TV, magazines, or somewhere unexpected, your heart jumps. (Happens to me all the time)

9. You watch POTC scenes with Davy ONLY, just to get a adrenalin rush. (I do this on weekend nights or whenever I get the time.)

8. You keep hearing his EVIL laugh in you head all the time. (HORROR!! AGH! MAKE IT STOP!!)

7. You keep making Davy the VILLAIN in your Fanfics. (He is a good villain...a little too good for that matter...)

6. You know that Davy has placed a curse specifically on YOU! And you believe that he's always watching you... (Well...not in those private moments...but most other times he is)

5. Every time you hear the words "Octopus", "tentacles", or even "Scotland", the image of Davy is the first thing you think of... (It's all true-ish...)

4. Every time you see his action figure or picture in a store, you back away whimpering. (I also do that with posters...sometimes...not all the time)

3. You see him and you shout "MALEVOLENT", "EVIL", or "SCARY-BEYOND-ALL-REASON".

2. You don't say his name, only his first and last name separately, or you just call him "DJ", or you refer to him as "You-know-who" or "He-who-not-must-be-named" (Like with Voldemort). You get way too scared to say his full name because you think it causes bad luck! (Yep, I am considered weird) AND YOU HATE WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SAY HIS NAME JUST TO BOTHER YOU! AND...Something bad happens to you whenever his name is spoken out loud. (IT'S THE FREAKING TRUTH! IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!)

1. He keeps appearing in your dreams and tries to take your soul, watching you, or being all scary. ALSO: You KNOW that Davy never really died in AWE...YOU KNOW HE'S STILL OUT THERE WAITING TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!! 0.o

Yes, all of these terms of this list do apply to me. If at least 5 or more of these terms apply to you, you can join me and run away from evil Davy. WE NEED TO PROTECT OUR SOULS! It's weird, but he does indeed scare me... A LOT! :0 But you know what the funny thing was? I thought Davy was Barbossa coming back from the dead at first glance (This was when I first saw the preview for DMC)...(and I thought that DMC was a totally different movie as it is now...) And for those who truly LOVE Davy with their dear hearts...please don't be offended...I'm not aiming at you people.

In case you all were wondering why I have a bunch of Davy stories in my favs or that I include him a lot in my fics if I am so deathly afraid of him. Well, the answer is that he makes everything so thrilling and exiting. It's like FREAKING adrenaline rush! But recently, the Spy and TentaSpy (Team Fortress 2) have been scaring me just as well. So be on the lookout for them...

Oh, I ALSO got this from Allie the final Dragon Rider's profile. It's a list of how tall the POTC characters are. And I thought it was interesting. (I knew that Davy was tall, but wow...I AM short compared to him) XP

Johnny Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow: 5'9"

Orlando Bloom/Will Turner: 5'11"

Keira Knightley/Elizabeth Turner: 5'6"

Tom Hollander/Cutler Beckett: 5'5"

Geoffrey Rush/Barbossa: 6'0"

Bill Nighy/Davy Jones: 6'2"

Stellan Skarsgard/Bootstrap Bill: 6'4"

Naomi Harris/Tia Dalma: 5'8"

Kevin R. McNally/Mr. Gibbs: 5'10"

Jack Davenport/Admiral Norrington: 6'2"

Top 10 Results of the Spy-Phobia (From Team Fortress 2)

10. You keep hearing the Spy's voice in your head...and it drives you crazy! (But I love it at the same time)

9. You know that the Spy is real and that he could be ANYWHERE!

8. Whenever you are by yourself, you don't think that you are alone and you freak out whenever you hear random noises because it could be the Spy coming after you.

7. Every time you listen to the Spy's theme ("Right Behind You") on your iPod, you instantly think that the Spy is in the same room as you...somewhere...ready to strike/kidnap/kill you (or all of the above: strike, kidnap, AND kill).

6. You're afraid go in any body of water (pool, beach, etc.), worried that the TentaSpy is going to get you.

5. You're extremely paranoid that your back is going to get stabbed.

4. You believe that the Spy is in some type of invisble cloak stalking you.

3. Every time you think of French stuff, you automatically think of the Spy.

2. You keep blaming everything/everyone is actually the Spy.

1. You keep turning you around every five seconds to see if the Spy is really behind you.

LOL! I'm such a weirdo, aren't I? But I LOVE the Spy, He's awesome! XD But then he scares me so freaking much! But not as much as Davy Jones. Davy will always be PURE EVIL!

Okay, let's see if I can say what I need to say here...I- "This is Flygon, rainbows and squids make me cry! OVER!" GRRR! SPY! CUT THAT OUT! XP There he goes again...

QUOTE TIME!! :D

"My peanut!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Why is the rum always gone...?" (stumbles) "...Oh, that's why." Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"This is the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." -POTC 1 (It's kind of obvious who the quoter is...)

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain..." -Hallucinated fishy Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish, and... gone... why is it gone?!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Shoo." -Jack Sparrow (to a rock), POTC 3

"Oi! My pistol!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"We must fight... to run away." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?" (Beckett gets confused) "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" -POTC 3, (Quoter is Jack, duh!)

"Bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly…stupid." -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one!" -Hector Barbossa, POTC 1

"And they call him Sandy Claaawwws! He he he!" -Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas

"Hee hee hee! Eureka! This year, Christmas will be OURS!" -Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas

"And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King...That's right...I AM THE PUMPKIN KING! HA HA HA HA!" -Jack Skellington, Nightmare Before Christmas

"BUNNEY!" -Behemoth, Nightmare Before Christmas

"Jack, please, I'm only an elected offical here, I can't make desisions by myself!" -Mayor, Nightmare Before Christmas

"Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Ooh! I'm really scared!" -Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas

"J-Jack! They said you were dead. Then you must be DOUBLE DEAD!" -Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas

"Nice work, bone daddy." -Saxaphone player, Nightmare Before Christmas

"You're really weird." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and Chocolate Factory

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Good morning, starshine! The earth says 'hello'!" -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I've tried it on like twenty Oompa-Loompas and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!" -Willy Wonka (after Violet turns to a giant blueberry), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant." (Hugs said statue) -Riley Poole, National Treasure

"Look...stairs." -Riley Poole (crying in a good way), National Treasure

"When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird." -Riley Poole, National Treasure

"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me." -Riley Poole, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

"Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in to the power of the music that I write, the power of the music of the night." -Phantom, Phantom of the Opera (2004 movie)

"Let your mind start a journey through a strange new world. Leave all thoughts of the light you knew before. Let your soul take you where you long to be! Only then can you belong to me." -Phantom, Phantom of the Opera (2004 movie)

"Why so silent, good messieurs? Did you think that I have left you for good?" Phantom (to mostly everyone in the room), Phantom of the Opera (2004 movie)

"The Phantom of the opera is there...inside your mind!" -Phantom (to Christine), Phantom of the Opera (2004 movie)

"The truth is…I am Iron Man" -Tony Stark, Iron Man

"Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in." -Tony Stark (To fire extinguisher robot), Iron Man

"I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore." Napoleon (To Deb), Napoleon Dynamite

"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally." Napoleon (Talking about current events), Napoleon Dynamite

"I love kung-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

"I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna need a lot more than dew...and, um...universe juice." -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Skadoosh!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?" -Tai Lung, Kung Fu Panda

"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend." -Po (Dreaming), Kung Fu Panda

"The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke: "Enough talk. Let's fight!" SHAFAFOOIE! He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!" -Po (Dreaming), Kung Fu Panda

"There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness!" -Po (Dreaming), Kung Fu Panda

"There is no secret ingredient." -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"But a real warrior never quits! Don't worry, Master, I will never quit!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"I've only seen paintings of that painting!" -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"There are no accidents." -Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." -Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

"Whoa, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same." -Po, Kung Fu Panda

"Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones!" -Shifu, Kung Fu Panda

"This music is so intense, that it will melt your face off...your face!" -Unknown

"Stupid people are like slinkies; they aren't as much fun until you push them down stairs." -Anonymous

"Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil." -Anonymous

"If you smell something burning, it could be you." -Unknown

"Aw, man! I forgot the cheese!" -Anonymous

"TACO TUESDAY!" -Unknown

"Beer: Also known as nitwit juice." -Anonymous

"It's like being nibbled to death by ducks..." -Anonymous

"That sounded like a blind mouse in a closet." -Anonymous

"That had as much enthusiasm as a dead bug. La, la...I'm in my death bed..." -Anonymous

"Oh, look...Funny quotes on E-Bay...I'd rather look up quotes rather than buy them." -Anonymous

"Ah! Spy sappin' the computer system!" -Anonymous

"It's illegal to burn kittens..." -Anonymous

"It's illegal to burn pits?" -Anonymous (misheard quote above)

"You must stay focused!" (looks over at friend) "Oh, hey!" -Anonymous

"Turn off that light! I want to see something!" -Unknown

"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing people up until they have to open a beach." -Unknown

"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. (drools)" Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"But don't genius live in a lamp?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. (Thinks of a carton of milk spilling) " -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"Time is money, and if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money... and that's just sick!" -Eugene Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants

"Just look at him. Square... the shape of evil!!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants

"Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery." Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants

"Stupid brain! Come back here, you swine!" Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants

"Knowledge can never replace friendship! I PREFER TO BE AN IDIOT!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"THE SKY HAD A BABY!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"OH MY GOSH! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"Remember...licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"The maniac's in the mailbox!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"RECTANGLES!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"So you mean to say, that they've taken what we thought we think, and are making us think our thoughts we've been thinking the thoughts we think that we thought... I think?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf! If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!" -Mermaid Man, Spongebob Squarepants

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"I have been bitten by a vampire flea! NO!! I'm gonna turn into a vampire now! It's already happening!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"No, Spongebob, wait! We're not cavemen! We have technology... (Smashes a computer on a dollar bill)" -Patrick Star, Songebob Squarepants

"I WANT TO DEFEAT THE GIANT MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE NINETH DIMENSION!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"I WANT TO DEFEAT THE LITTLE MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE EIGHTH DIMENSION!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"I have been replaced by a sandwhich!" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob! You're shorter! Have you been dieting?" -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

"When I catch you, I'll tear your legs off!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game 0.o (Wut?)

"Accept your fate!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"Fight me! Stand and fight me!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"Stand still, you coward!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"You. Will. Die!" Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"I will destroy you!" Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"I hope this hurts you, freak!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"You're a fool to get so close!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"What? Hit him again? What an excellent idea!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"I laugh over your broken corpse." -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game 0.o

"I demand sastisfaction!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"Pathetic!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"Here's a small sample of what's in store for you!" -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"You're suffering has only begun." -Doc Ock, Spider-Man 2 Video Game

"Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady, and give up the things we want the most. Even our dreams." -Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2

Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind." -Otto Octavious, Spider-Man 2

"Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?" -J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2

"Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams." -Mary Parker, Spider-Man 2

"All who gain power are afraid to lose it. Even the Jedi." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

"'Good' is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power." -Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is." Yoda, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

"Army or not, you must realize you are doomed!" -General Grevious, Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back

"For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back

"A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware the Dark Side. Anger, fear, aggression; the Dark Side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight." -Yoda, Star Wars 4: The Empire Strikes Back

"You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and—brother—I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be freaking dead. Whoooo!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2

"Dad? Dad I'm- … y- … I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! … well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" -Sniper (on phone), Team Fortress 2

" My blood! He- he punched out all my blood!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." -Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"May I make a suggestion? Run." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"May I borrow your earpiece?" (mimicking Scout) "This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"This will be the last time you see me." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"I murdered your toys as well!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly." -Spy, Team Fortress 2 (Oh...crap! 0.o)

"Gentlemen." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen." -Spy, Team Fortress 2 (Oh...double crap!! 0.0)

"I'll be seeing you!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2 (Oh...triple crap!! :O)

"I'm coming for you!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2 (AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! XO)

"PEEK-A-BOO!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2 (Holy crap! That's really scary!)

"You got blood on my suit!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"They should call you whinners Dr. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"You know, hiding won't save you." -Spy, Team Fortress 2

"Each and every one of you will be sent off to your mama in a box!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2 (LOL! XD)

"I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2 (Wow...that's odd...0.o)

"Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope..." (deadly serious) ..."not pointed at you." -Engineer, Team Fortress 2

"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!... ' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor… And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one of them. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! … Unless it's a farm!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2

"What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!" -Demoman, Team Fortress 2

"Who touched Sasha? Alright… Who touched my gun?!" -Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-" (snap) "AUGHH! MY SPINE!" -Soldier, Team Fortress 2

"I spy a little Spy with my little eye." -Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"Ya head's a freakin' bat magnet!" -Scout, Team Fortress 2

"Spy sappin' my sentry!" -Engineer, Team Fortress 2

My Quotes:

"Oh my gosh! I grew a foot shorter!" -Me (Being really absent-minded and random...)

"Hey look! It's a taco-ma!" -Me (Noticing a Tacoma truck)

"Is that a sweater?" -Me (with a really weird accent and looking at myself in a mirror)

(Giggles) "Beans..." -Me when I misspelled 'began'

"SAVE THE GERBIL!" -Me (In this weird dream I had)

"I am random. Llama, llama, taco." -Me

"Time go fly fast!" Me (Messing up the phrase: Time goes by fast)

"All one needs is a little beer and magic..." -Me (Totally kidding around honestly NOT meaning it)

"There's a jack-o-lantern in my closet stealing my nachos!" -Me (being really random)

"There's a taco in my sandwich!" Me (being random)

"The pen is mighter than the sword, indeed, but it's the mind that weilds it." -Me (A quote in my mind)

"You know what would be stupid to say? 'That Spy is a Spy!'" -Me

"Oh no! Spy sappin' my iPod!" -Me (when my iPod suddenly fakes its death)

"STAY OUT OF THE WATER! There could be a freaking TentaSpy in there!" -Me (a friendly reminder to anyone who knows about the TentaSpy)

SCARY QUOTES!! (So far..haven't you noticed that they're all by the same character? Hint, hint!):

"Do you fear death?" -Davy Jones (POTC 2 and 3)

"Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lay bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you...an escape." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Do you not fear death?" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"To the depths..." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"And be called a liar myself for my trouble?!" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Join my crew, and postpone Judgement. One hundred years before the mast...Will ye serve?" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Life is cruel, why should the afterlife be any different?" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"I am the sea..." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Ah, love, a dreadful bond...and yet, so easily severed..." -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"The Dutchman sails as its captain commands!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"The cat's out of the bag, Mr. Turner, your issue will feel its sting be it by the Bo'sun's hand, or yer own." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Missed! Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed, by we who ready to wake...THE KRAKEN!" -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Do not test me..." -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"Feel free to go ashore...the very next time we make port!" Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"Hehehe...welcome to the crew, lad." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

Full bore and into the abyss!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"You will not forestall my judgement!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"My freedom was forfeit long ago!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"There is one price I am willing to accept...Calypso...murdered!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"HA! Ya 'fraid to get wet?" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"Lookee here, boys, a lost bird! A lost bird that never learned to fly!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

"You need time alone with your thoughts..." -Davy Jones (POTC 2)

"She pretended to love me! She betrayed me!" -Davy Jones (POTC 3)

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -Sniper, Team Fortress 2

NOW I WILL SAY WHAT I HAD TO SAY FROM THE VERY FIRST ATTEMPT! I- "This is Flygon-!" GAGHDJGDJDGFKLDHLS NO SPY NO! I'M NOT LETTING TAKE MY KEYBOARD AGAIN! GDKkgfsgfdsjlghfhfhkjgfdskjgfdlkjgkldjghjgfjhgashjkhgjksghkhjtrjskt

Yeah...I'm so very sorry about that...I got into a fight with the Spy. Okay, now I can say that I FREAKING LOVE THE SPY AND TEAM FORTRESS 2! Thanks! :D

Oh, sorry for too many copy-and-paste stuff...got carried away was all...

If you feel that dragons, Team Fortress 2, Happy Tree Friends, TNBC, Pokemon, and POTC should be combined, copy this to your profile.

If you LOVE Jack Skellington, copy and paste!

If you honestly don't get why everyone ADORES Davy Jones when clearly he's a heartless, evil, cruel monster, copy and paste. (For those who love Davy with their dear little hearts, no offense or anything...)

If you KNOW that Davy Jones is the enemy and he scares you more than ANYTHING, copy this!

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you ever felt like the Spy is trying to stab you in the back (or worse), copy and paste.

If you frequently look back to see if the Spy is right behind you, copy and paste...and always check your backside.

If you think that the Spy is one of your friends or family, copy, paste...and pray that he won't stab you in the back.

I'm scared of going into pools, lakes, and beaches, etc. Want to know why? IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DREADED TENTASPY! If you're scared of the TentaSpy, copy and paste into your profile.

We must save the SPY CRABS! If you wish to help save the Spy Crabs from extintion, copy and paste.

If you keep blaming that everything/everyone is the Spy, copy and paste. XD

If Davy Jones has placed a terrible curse on you, copy and paste and hope for a better future...LOL!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

Flippy (Happy Tree Friends) is the CUTEST CHARACTER! If you think so too, copy and paste (and try not to flip him out).

Russell (Happy Tree Friends) is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE! If you think so too, copy and paste.

If you know that PIRATES and indeed better than ninjas, please copy. (No offense to Ninja people out there...why can't there be a Pirate-Ninja/Ninja-Pirate thing?!)

If you feel that classical music is AWESOME, but under appreciated by others, copy this.

Nightmare Before Christmas music and songs are the BEST EVER! If you think so too, copy and paste.

If you sometimes call James Norrington "Norri", copy this.

If you KNOW AND BELIEVE that the CURSED Flying Dutchman is still out there and is indeed captained by Davy Jones, copy this and hope they won't find you!

If you think that every time you either hear Davy Jones' name out loud in public and/or say his name, something bad happens, copy and paste.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there! COPY THIS!

If you think that Jack Skellington is the BEST Pumpkin King EVER...copy and paste!

If you have the heart for dragons, TNBC, and POTC, please copy.

If you think that Flygon is one of the best Pokemon EVER, copy this.

If you think that Darkrai, Giratina, and Flygon are the top three Pokemon of your favs, copy and paste!

FLYGON! FLYGON! FLYGON! Copy this if you are a Flygon fanatic.

I LOVE Flygon!! If you love Flygon too, copy and paste!

If you wish you can enter the world of POTC and make differences in that world, copy this.

If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this.

If you have those feelings that Davy Jones is watching you, copy this.

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

If you always wanted a jar of dirt of your own, copy this.

If you think that Davy Jones is nothing but one heck of an EVIL, Heartless jerk, copy here.

If you are the paranoid type (especially around Davy Jones), please copy.

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp and Jack Skellington, copy this.

If you are a RABID fan of Jack Skellington, copy this.

If you are a RABID fan of Flippy (Happy Tree Friends) copy and paste.

If you are a RABID fan of the Spy (Team Fortress 2), copy this.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you love Twilight, but are not overly obsessed with it, copy and paste. (Seriously, Pirates of the Caribbean, Team Fortress 2, and Nightmare Before Christmas are AWESOME!)

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas, copy and paste!

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

Once a pirate, always a pirate! Copy and paste if you are a pirate!

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me")

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your iPod has all three POTC soundtracks on it and you can name them by listening to them for less than ten seconds copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, my iPod has the names of the soundtracks...)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that one day you will marry Jack Skellington but you know your not because it's like IMPOSSIBLE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Jack Skellington and Johnny Depp and you love them to death copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp AND/OR Jack Skellington for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Johnny Depp (Portraying as Captain Jack Sparrow) is the SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE, post this in your profile, and add your name to the list: Brownstar, hayleydepp9449, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate,

If you think that Jack Skellington is the GREATEST EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, post this into your profile and add your name to the list: Flygon Pirate,

If every time you hear the word "rum", you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word "pumpkin", you automatically think of Jack Skellington, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word "gentlemen", you automatically think of the Spy, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. TACOS! :D

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Dirt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth or at any other time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU have (or wanted) a jar of dirt, copy and paste! XD

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, Flygon Pirate,

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

DAVY JONES IS ALIVE! If you think so too, copy and paste...and pray that he will never find you.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you had those occasional shivers every time you thought of Davy Jones, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If Davy Jones occasionally is in your dreams either trying to be serious or doing the most RANDOM things, copy this. (Man, do I have a lot of those...)

If the Flying Dutchman has appeared in your dreams so many times by rising from the depths right next to you, copy and paste onto your profile.

If the Kraken has appeared in your dreams and has or tried to grab you and drag you to the abyss, copy this.

If you think that DJ (Davy Jones) is out there still, waiting for you, copy this and pray that he doesn't kidnap you. (I'm beginning to worry a lot...)

If you think that DJ (Davy Jones) is a dragon HATER and is a dragon SLAYER, copy this and help those poor dragons! They need us!

If you keep seeing those illusions of DJ (Davy Jones) where ever you look, copy this. (I know, it's pretty creepy...)

If you know that At World's End lied to us and that you know that Davy Jones is still alive and out there...copy, paste, and pray that he doesn't get you...

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you are a POKEMON fanatic, copy this!

If you have seen POTC 2 and 3 at least 3 times when it was in theaters, copy this. (I never saw the first one in theaters sadly -sobs-)

If you have actually got dressed in POTC outfits, wearing a pirate bandanna, and wearing pirate jewelery while seeing the POTC movies in the theaters, copy this! (For that special occasion...what?)

If you are so obsessed with POTC, that you want the movies to be based off of true events, copy this.

If you are so obsessed with TNBC, that you want the movie to be based off true events, copy thing.

If you are a nerd, random, crazy, talking-to-your-self-a-lot person, pirate master, Jack Skellington lover, dragon tamer, Pokemon master, Team Fortress 2 addict, and weird, copy this!

If you believe that touching a picture of Davy (especially around his face) is bad luck and would infect you hand, copy this and wash your hands.

If you are planning on being a pirate for Halloween (or were) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Davy Jones has placed a terrible curse on you and you are suffering from it, copy and paste and place your usernames here: Flygon Pirate (Help me! The curse has taken the awful toll on me! XP);

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. THIS IS SPARTA!!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. (I don't like MySpace)

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely love Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Hector Barbossa, and James Norrington (Norri), copy this.

If you think that the cursed Flying Dutchman is still out there, BUT you think Will Turner is alive and he is forever with Elizabeth Swann/Turner and their son, copy here.

If you think being random is good, copy here. WOOT!

If you sometimes rely on your own dreams to get ideas for your fanfics, copy here.

If you wish that POTC was a true story, copy here.

If you wish that Team Fortress 2 was real, copy this.

If you wish that Nightmare Before Christmas was a true story, copy and paste.

I love CHOCOLATE! SPARTA! WOOT! YAR! Tacos and hot pockets. Green pickles. Pirates rock the house and trash it later on! LOOK, WATER! I am a nerd. Who cares if being random is stupid or not? I AM RANDOM AND THAT'S THAT! Copy this if you are random.

After watching POTC scenes with Davy Jones in them (mainly at night), you close your eyes and see Davy. Copy this if that happens to you, and you fear it.

High School Musical is the worst! If you also think so, copy this and let's all start an angry mob.

Phantom of the Opera beats High School Musical by a extreme long shot. If you love Phantom of the Opera AND hate High School Musical, copy this.

If you HATE High School Musical with a burning passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather die than have a High School Musical marathon, copy and paste. (Imagines the Spy backstabbing the cast of HSM)

If you would rather jump off a cliff rather than watch Hannah Montana all day, copy and paste. (Imagines the Spy bakstabbing Miley Cyrus)

If all of a sudden the cast of High School came barging in your house and wanted to start a random party, you would stab yourself with a knife or whatever is sharp enough, copy and paste.

If Hannah Montana showed up to your door, you would claim her as a freaking stalker and you would push her off a spontaniously random cliff and scream that you hate her. If this is you, copy and paste.

If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile.

Johnny Depp and Jack Skellington are way more sexier than Zac Efron. If you agree, copy and paste. (You may replace the celebs/characters here with celebs of your choice) :D

Copy and paste this if you hated it when Camp Rock, Hanna Montana, and High School Musical took over numerous stores and kicking out most of the awesome Pirates stuff.

High School was a wannabe musical and was the worst Disney movie ever made. Disney did not learn from their mistake and not only did they create sequels, but also came up with Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. If you think that Disney made a huge mistake by creating the High School Musical series, Hannah Montana, and Camp Rock, copy and paste here.

If you have those stupid High School Musical/Hannah Montana/Camp Rock songs stuck in your head and you are begging for them to get out from your head, copy and paste here.

If you would be absolutely horrified if High School Musical ended up on Broadway, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now, Disney made the Nightmare Before Christmas movie and Pirates of the Caribbean films and it was a big success...No, IT WAS THE BEST THING EVERS! If you love TNBC AND the POTC series and think that it will soon be a everlasting classic of Disney, copy and paste.

If High School Musical, Hannah Montana, and Camp Rock just makes you want to gag endlessly, copy and paste...and get a barf-bag.

High School Musical, Hannah Montana, Camp Rock are EVIL! If you think so too, copy and paste.

Real talent was the Nightmare Before Christmas AND Pirates of the Caribbean people. No talent at all was what started High School Musical. If you think that TNBC and POTC beats HSM by a long shot, copy and past.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. And the names of the victims are (In order): Jack Sparrow, Sao Feng, James Norrington, and Will Turner.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that pathetic rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. Or at least shoot the stupid rabbit and get it FREAKIN' over with!! XP

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Davy Jones is never gonna leave me alone! Neither is the Spy)

If you hear voices of the movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Seriously, I think that Davy Jones is haunting me...and so is the SPY!)

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (I cannot keep count...I have too much of these)

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), ElizabethTurner93 (I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.), Flygon Pirate (Well, or I do it just because I, or someone else, did something completely stupid),

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confused expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! WOO HOO!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

DAVY JONES IS EVIL! If you think so too, copy and paste.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. But those darn catch phrases get into our heads! It's CHAOTIC!!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Cough...Jack Skellington...cough...The Spy...cough...Flippy...cough...Jack Sparrow...)

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

The majority of POTC fangirls squeal over only Jack or Will. If you squeal over James Norrington and/or Hector Barbossa in any way, copy and paste this to your profile. (But I still LOVE Jack and Will...and Jack Skellington!!)

If you have ever bitten yourself and bled because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', angel-death-dealer, Morgomir, Flygon Pirate,

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. NERD! WOOT!

If you are one of those paranoid type of people, copy and paste it on you profile. At least it helps us with our senses, right? (HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE SPY!)

If you want to have TNBC and POTC to be in a Broadway and you know that it would be almost IMPOSSIBLE for that to happen, copy and paste it on your profile. (What? It's just a dream waiting to come true...)

If you wonder who create the 'copy-and-paste' list in the first place, copy this. We 'ought to thank that person for it.

If you wish that Jack Skellington should run for president one day, copy this. But it might not be very likely, sadly...

Ooh...I like Pirates of the Caribbean, if you absolutely adore Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste! :D

Ooh...I like Nightmare Before Christmas, if you absolutely adore Nightmare Before Christmas, copy and paste!

Ooh...I like Team Fortress 2, if you absolutely adore Team Fortress 2, copy and paste! XD

Weird is good. Normal people need the real help. If you are one of those weird people and are proud of it, copy and paste.

If the Phantom of the Opera is 'inside your mind', copy and paste. (I luv Phantom/Erik!)

If you feel ever so sorry for Phantom/Erik (From Phantom of the Opera) and you think that anyone that hurt him are just plain idiots, copy, paste, and give Phantom/Erik a big hug!

If you procrastinate, copy and paste this...or should you wait a while before you do so...?

If Davy Jones has ever given you the goosebumps, copy and paste. (It freaked me out when that first happen to me.)

If the Spy (from Team Fortress 2) has ever give you chills, copy and paste. (It's so scary to think that the Spy could be anything or anyone!)

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If you think that Davy Jones is a stalker, copy and paste...and, please, don't forget your chainsaws! XP

If you hate Writer's Block, copy, paste, and sue WRITER'S BLOCK!

If you believe in a happy ending for Will and Elizabeth Turner, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in a happy ending for Jack Skellington and Sally, copy and paste this!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile. (Hums "This is Halloween")

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object (Say another person? YES it's happened!!), even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to Halloween Town JUST to see Jack Skellington, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF you went to the Fortress just to meet the Team (RED or BLU), copy and paste this. (What? I love Team Fortress 2)

If you had ridden the Pirates of the Caribbean ride MORE THAN ONCE, copy and paste, put your username and how many times you been on the ride (Change number if necessary): Flygon Pirate, 7 (It never gets old for me! LOL!);

If you love Jack Skellington AND/OR Jack Sparrow with you dear heart, copy and paste this into your profile (LONG LIVE JACK SKELLINGTON AND JACK SPARROW!!):

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