I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm proud to be who I am, so I MUST be desperate.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like stupid humor, so I MUST be immature
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I plan to stay a virgin until marriage, so I MUST be faking it

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.