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| Midnight Soliloquy |
Author has written 49 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Death Note, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, One Piece, Greek Mythology, and Cantarella. DISCLAIMER: We don't own anything, except an evil toaster and a lot of shoes. Yo. Just so the arguments don't confuse you, this is two people not one person talking to themselves. Some of our stories will be written by both of us and some of them will be written by only one of us. We'll let you know in the A/N. We have to give you fair warning that the only thing that will be consistent about our updates will be that they will be late at night. xD So, now we'll speak one person at a time. Yay, I get to go first! You'll be knowing me as Misao on here, nice to meet you. Not really, but Spice says I have to be nice. But hey, if you're here, we must have done something right. -gets smacked in the back of the head by Spice- So, likes and dislikes. I don't really see why you care, but here we go. Likes: I guess I like shoes, and reading, and writing, and Diet Coke (I'm an addict), Mr. Darcy, sarcasm (could you tell?), and chocolate cake. Chocolate cake fixes everything. Except my computer. Dislikes: Haters, homophobes, the conversations found in girls' bathrooms, not knowing the words to a song I like, Wheel of Fortune, hearing about the old days, crying, pickles, pull out sofas. Name of my next-door neighbor: Bryan. So, now that you know all that pointless crap I guess I'll just talk. I'm a hopeless insomniac (aren't we all?), so if anything we write doesn't make sense, tell me, because I'm the one who actually edits this crap. (Spices: Yeah, you're the editor from hell!) I have to tell you that we'll be posting quite a bit of yaoi, so if you don't like it, or don't even know what it is, click away now! Click away for the sake of your soul and sanity! Click away because I personally don't want to hear your crap. (Spices: Me neither!) Now to pass it on to Spice, but before I go, I leave you with a question: -serious face- Are you a happy fishie? Hello! Spices here. I, unlike Miss Cranky Pants (Misao: My pants are not cranky, and how would you know anyway?!), am honestly glad to meet you! I like a lot of things, including, but not limited to reading, singing, drawing, socks, wearing shoes, buying shoes, counting my shoes, telling other people how many pairs of shoes I have (55), and anything else shoe related, milk, cookies, socks, chocolate, socks, Howl's Moving Castle, foxes, anime/manga (duh), writing (double duh), Monster, tea, flowers, socks, laughing, funky hats, NOODLES, cats, fuzzy pajamas, Alexander the Great, sailing, socks, and a lot of other random stuff. As for dislikes, I don't like staplers, pink plastic flamingos (they're tacky), when people read over my shoulder when I'm writing, being bothered incessantly when I'm trying to read, being cold, steak that's well done, when your socks fall off in your sleep, toasters that are possessed, CHEMISTRY, having a picture in your head that you just can't draw, leaky pens, wearing pants, cute shoes that hurt or just don't fit, when my computer breaks, and of course, writer's block. Random things about me: I wear a size five shoe, I think milk tastes better through a straw, I am a math atheist, I am a Classics major, I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN, I have had conversations consisting solely of Disney quotes, redheads are my kryptonite, I think strawberry cheesecake is heaven on earth. Missy is busy drowning in lit major stuff and being a "responsible adult" these days, so, there probably won't be much if anything from her anytime soon. As for me, I write mostly original fiction these days, but due to a combination of that post winter break void of nothingness, my inherent desire to do no school work ever, and the urgent need to escape from the incessent chatting of my roommate, I spen large amounts of time frolicking in the joys of Hulu and can therefore be counted on to spit out a few fics a year. :) RANDOM QUOTE OF WHATEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE DECIDED TO LEAVE IT UP HERE "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, then for money." THINGS WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR Cats are not water-resistant When you take off your sweatshirt your shirt comes up ALWAYS hit save Check to see if there's toilet paper before you sit down If you question it, bad things will happen People tend to think the freezer is a good hiding place. You know, for money, bodies, broccoli... Cell phone batteries do not last forever Erasing the picture takes a lot longer than getting a new sheet of paper Some things are better left unknown If you can't name it, scrape it off your pizza The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a cute pair of shoes Curiosity killed the fangirl's last shred of sanity A pencil without an eraser might just as well be a pen The cake is a LIE! | |||||||
1. The Negative Effects of Sake on the Socks of Byakuya Kuchiki reviewsIn which Byakuya's zanpakuto suffers the consequences of his naivety, Renji is a voice of surprising wisdom, socks are viciously abused, and Byakuya feels he may never be clean again.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-13 - Byakuya K. & Senbonzakura - Complete2. Hail Mary reviewsMello has his prayers interrupted and possibly answered...Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-12 - Mello & Matt - Complete3. Now Look What You've Done » reviewsNnoitora makes a grave error from which Szayelaporro suffers. Though not in silence, oh no. Aizen, as usual, is merely amused by the tantrums of his pets.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-12 - Published: 1-18-12 - Szayelaporro G. & Nnoitra G. - Complete4. The Particular Malevolence of Rainbows reviews"Ne, Jyuushiro, what's the matter?" Shunsui asked, "You're always so good about taking your medication." "I hate that one," Jyuushiro said with a dark look towards the bottle in Shunsui's hand, "It makes me see rainbows."Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-22-12 - J. Ukitake & Shunsui K. - Complete5. It Takes Two » reviewsIt takes two to tango, and the twins dance carefully around the truth. A series of one shots concerning the Dioscuri, Polydeuces and Castor. Contains twincest...you have been warned.Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 1-9-096. We Wear the MaskThey live in a world of masks; Chiaro knows this.Cantarella - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete7. Kiss on My List » reviewsThe only thing he craved more than chocolate, the only thing he needed more than games, was the gentle touch of the other's lips on his telling him so eloquently that he was loved. 30 Kisses series MelloxMatt. Severe FLUFF!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 10-4-08 - Matt & Mello8. Burn for YouThe Dioscuri were granted immortal life on Earth together and they didn't plan to waste it. Oneshot, twincestGreek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete9. Emotionless reviewsEmotionless.That's how he seems to the few that have gotten to meet pletely and utterly emotionless.That's what I thought the first time I met him, the undefeated L.But as I spent time around him I saw that I couldn't have been more wrong. LxLightDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-8-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete10. Olives reviewsOlives are the fruit of the goddess Athena and are therefore sacred and meant to be respected. The twins have a different use for them. Oneshot about Polydeuces and Castor. Let's just say that this one's rated M for a reason.Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete11. Sunsets reviewsI should have known from the beginning that it was going to end like this. After all the first time that we met it was sunset. Matt and Mello fluff with some, how should I say it... extra curicular activites...Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete12. Love reviewsHiei rolled over onto his side and stared deep into the emerald eyes of his partner. He felt a soft smile work its way onto his mouth. "Is this what love is like?" KuramaxHiei oneshotYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-09 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete13. Game Over » reviewsMello tapped his chest over his heart. "This isn't to play with, Matt, like your DS or PSP. This is for real."Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 7-19-08 - Mello & Matt14. Showered with Surprises reviewsMello surprises Halle in the shower and gets a surprise of his own. MelloxHalle humor oneshotDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-19-08 - Halle L. & Mello15. The Takings of the Storm » reviewsFlowers aren't the only thing that bloom in the rain... Various oneshots spanning several pairings, all concerning the rain.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 8-21-0816. Sins of the Father reviewsSometimes the demons hide in the most unexpected places. MelloxMatt oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-6-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete17. Best Birthday Ever reviewsNear's eighteenth birthday is his best birthday ever! MelloxNear oneshot.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-30-08 - Mello & Near - Complete18. Name Games reviewsMatt makes Mello regret not telling him his real name sooner. MelloxMatty goodness wrapped up for your enjoyment in a lovely little oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-11-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete19. Seven Blackbirds reviewsSeven blackbirds in a tree, count them and see what they be. MelloxMattDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete20. Gunpowder and Lead reviewsWho are you to talk about fair? You never gave me a chance to fight back, let alone fighting fair! Well not anymore, Mello, not anymore. MelloxMatt oneshot.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-9-08 - Matt & Mello - Complete21. Quality of Sin reviewsWhat makes one sin worse than another? Is killing a man worse than loving one? MelloxMatt oneshotDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete22. Notice reviewsMisa may just be smarter than Light gives her credit for. What if she noticed something he didn't want noticed? Oneshot. Suggested LightxLDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete23. And I Hate the Rain reviewsZoro hates a lot of things, but he hates rain the most.One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-27-08 - Zoro & Tashigi24. Orange Lilies reviewsAn eye for an eye, don't you think?Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-27-08 - Yomi & Youko - Complete25. Pulse reviewsOh, crap. I have to write something about the story here, don't I? Well, this is my pitiful attempt at eloquence, but Kurama's in it, so read it 'cause he's pretty. Not that we need to feed his ego...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-08 - Karasu & Kurama M. - Complete26. Ways to Make Chazz Have a Hissy Fit reviewsChazz the Spazz. Heh.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-27-08 - Chazz P./Manjōme J.27. Ways to Make Sesshomaru Poison You Into Oblivion » reviewsBordom strikes, hilarity ensues.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-27-08 - Sesshomaru28. Ways to End Up As Goo In Naraku's Basement reviewsDeath by misama!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-27-08 - Naraku29. Ways to Make Toshiro Turn You into a Popsicle » reviewsWanna see Hyonrinmaru up close?Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-27-08 - T. Hitsugaya30. Ways For Izuru to Make You Hate the Bathroom Scale reviewsFancy gaining a few hundred pounds?Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-08 - I. Kira31. Please reviewsEven thieves expect good manners... I promise, it's not what you think. YomixYoukoYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-08 - Yomi & Youko - Complete32. Time and Again reviewsThe first time was carefully planned. It was a cold, calculated move intended to throw the other one off his guard. Light never expected it to be any more than that. LxLight ONESHOTDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-27-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete33. Reality reviewsL comes to realize the reality of his situation with Light. LxLight ONESHOTDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete34. Expectations reviewsKurama is glad that life doesn't always meet his expectations. KuramaxHiei ONESHOT.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-08 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete35. Angel Eyes reviewsHe has angel's eyes, but a devil's smile. HitsuxHina ONESHOT. OOCness for dramatic effect.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-10-08 - M. Hinamori & T. Hitsugaya - Complete36. Hopelessly Clueless » reviewsChopsticks, ink, drool, questions, and of course, booze. Hilarity ensues as Yomi attempts and fails miserably to tell a clueless silver fox how he feels. Formerly known as Heist.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 4-22-08 - Youko & Yomi37. Breathe reviews."I don't have time to teach you how to breathe" Will anyone ever teach Nanao? NanaoxShunsui oneshot.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-08 - Nanao I. & Shunsui K. - Complete38. Ruined reviewsWithout Youko, Yomi is ruined.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-08 - Yomi & Youko - Complete39. Never Yours reviewsBut you never really were here, were you? Not at heart...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-08 - Yomi & Youko - Complete40. Questionable Mortality reviewsKurama ponders questions of sin, mortality and the afterlife. Oneshot, KuramaxHiei.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-08 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete41. The Morning After reviewsKiss me," I said. "But you're married," he groaned. "Kiss me anyway."- Yukina's morning after. Oneshot. I promise it's not what you think!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-08 - Yukina & K. Kuwabara - Complete42. Can You See Me Now? reviewsYou wanted to kill him. I simply acted on your thoughts. I can do no more. I am, after all, a figment of your imagination. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-08 - M. Hinamori - Complete43. Perfectly Kurama reviewsIf there are demons there must be angels too, right? So which side does he take? Angel or demon? KuramaxHiei oneshot.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-08 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete44. Should Have Been Mine reviewsOneshot. Izuru reflects on his deep love for Momo while holding her infant daughter. HitsuxHina, IzuruxMomoBleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-15-08 - I. Kira & M. Hinamori - Complete45. Puzzled reviewsWhile on a Rangiku-imposed "playdate," Toshiro and Gin end up discussing many things, like wondering why some popsicles taste like cough medicine, and why some parts just don't fit. Momo, on the other hand, wonders why some doors are so thin. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-08 - T. Hitsugaya & G. Ichimaru - Complete46. Youko's Lullaby reviewsHiei's reflection on Youko's true nature. KuramaxHiei oneshot!Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-08 - Youko & Kurama M. - Complete47. Maybe, Baby reviewsSo what if he loved me? Sometimes, when I look into his eyes, I think, maybe he does. KuramaxHiei oneshot.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-14-08 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete48. If You Didn't Know Them reviewsIf you didn't know them, you'd think they didn't love each other. KuramaxHiei, oneshotYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-14-08 - Kurama M. & Hiei - Complete
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