| Illegitimi |
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Peacemaker Kurogane, Samurai Gun, and Bleach. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" (Yup, Oscar Wilde pretty much sums me up to a tee - nuff said) Noli Illegitimi Carborundum Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down
I LOVE being a smart ass and a snark (hmm, maybe that is why no one finds me interesting?) and enjoy people with a good (and edgy) sense of humor. All in all I am pretty harmless though, so please don't take any offense. Always feel free to email me with quips, quirks, and better ways to write. My AIM(AOL) name is Buffalocatz, or on yahoo it is Ayumu@y7mail.com. always feel free to IM me if you see me. Here are two pics that I use for visuals for Shinrai: MARTHEON by !mashinaratbat (please be sure to fav the artist!) http://mashinaratbat.deviantart.com/art/marthean-color-10470589 Kahn Armour by Jollyjack (please be sure to fav the artist!) http://jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Kahn-Armour-81154538 Here are a few websites to visit of pics that I use for visuals for The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki: Croaky just painted a pic of Ibiki and Ayumu! Please be sure to fav or at least send her a note of what you think. I LOVE IT. http://croaky.deviantart.com/art/Ibiki-and-Ayumu-104800459 The first of a few! Girlfriend is like crack... GET ANBU BEFORE THE WAR STARTS (I don't know who did this, so if anyone knows please tell so I can give them credit!) http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2865774970074921702XjlhFW?vhost=entertainment APHRODITE'S BELT by Crisdelara04 (please be sure to fav the artist!) http://crisdelara04.deviantart.com/art/Aphrodite-s-Belt-84827660 She was the inspiration for the Bath House mural on the men's side. BLAZING TWILIGHT by Nambroth (please be sure to fav!) http://nambroth.deviantart.com/art/Blazing-Twilight-25884796 Ayumu's rebirth inspiration. The Polarity by Quartz (please be sure to fav) http://quartz.deviantart.com/art/The-Polarity-69714280 A picture that inspired me to have Ayumu paint for Yuzuki and Iruka Male Pin-up by Satoshi05 (please be sure to fav) http://satoshi05.deviantart.com/art/Male-Pin-up-3-4599884 An inspiration that I am using for Hiroshi, and one that I think will soon cause a lot of hubbaloo at the Hiraku School... Passion by Bluejeansbabe )please be sure to fav) http://bluejeansbabe.deviantart.com/art/Passion-22569769 Something for Ayumu and Ibiki later on ;) Sinbad Relaxing in his Harem by Bakanekoni (please fav) http://bluejeansbabe.deviantart.com/art/Passion-22569769 A little something for Jiraiya later on... Marcus Fenix by Hueyyeng (please fav) http://bluejeansbabe.deviantart.com/art/Passion-22569769 Another inspiration for Ibiki for me Two Inspirations for Ayumu: Odalisque by Adolphe Weisz and Salome by Henri Renault http://www.alloilpaint.com/orientalist/p1.htm I'll probably have Ayumu give Ibiki a self portrait of one of the two women - both are fabulous! I've just started to post a few Bleach fics now: 'The Qualifying Exam' (a one-shot) and 'Quantum Mechanics' (a compilation of one-shots). As with a lot of my writing I like to have a few visuals to help me out. Here are a couple: The Changing Faces of Mayuri, by SpiritOnParole. I would check it out so you can experience first hand what Isane is so enthralled with... http://spiritonparole.deviantart.com/art/Changing-Faces-of-Mayuri-69664751 My Captain by NemuShifer http://nemushiffer.deviantart.com/art/Mayuri-113346280 Mayuri Kurotsuchi by Shiroifuschicho http://shiroifushicho.deviantart.com/art/Mayuri-Kurotsuchi-55445959 My Favs on Deviant Art http://buffalocatz.deviantart.com/favourites/ All my favorite pics on my account - please feel free to roam at will. Just remember - no accounting for taste...I'm a wack-a-doo... :D I will post more art inspirations as they come up. ;) | |||||||||||
1. The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki » reviewsHow Life, Art, and Morino Ibiki all came together in one single tapestry of fate. Ibiki x OC. as of 7/20 starting to re-vamp earlier chaptersNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 591,115 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 4-15-08 - Ibiki M.2. Quantum Mechanics » reviewsQuantum Mechanics is a set of principles describing physical reality at the subatomic level of all matter. In other words: The relationship between Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kotetsu Isane. One shots describing their growing relationship.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,491 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 8-10-09 - Mayuri K. & Isane K.3. Qualifying Exam reviewsA short drabble inspired by 'Match Me' by x nihilo. A slight continuation of and insight between the relationship of Isane and Kurotsuchi after their initial 'date'.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-09 - Mayuri K. & Isane K. - Complete4. The Heavy Truth » reviewsGouta has some how managed to cheat death. His re-awakening and the truths that he has to face. Gouta and Mitsu.Samurai Gun - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-12-095. Shinrai » reviewsA VERY Alternate Universe PMK fic It is how maybe History, the Shinsengumi and Kyoto could have been...Contains original as well as canon characters. Also contains Drama, Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Suspense, etc. Total suspension of disbelief.Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,861 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 11-2-086. I am Samurai Gun » reviewsThe ruling Shogunate are wielding power abusively, and feudal Japan is in turmoil. A group of Samurai have banned together, and with the development of new technology they make a stand. They are Samurai Gun.Samurai Gun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 1-3-097. Secrets reviewsA one-shot in response to a review left by Wheelwright for a chapter from:The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki. All about secrets and rumors. Ibiki and Ayumu with a whisper of Hiroshi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Ibiki M. - Complete8. Ume reviewsA short, little side story to 'The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki'. Ibiki and Fujiwara-san vignette.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-09 - Ibiki M. - Complete9. Tattoo U reviewsAnother little side-show to 'The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki.' Takes place between chapters 79 and 80, and sets things up for 'What's a Nin to Do' and further 'Hidden Life' chapters.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-09 - Ibiki M.10. What's a nin to do? reviewsJust a little bit of silliness with Ayumu, Ibiki, and Gai. A one-shot side fic to The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-09 - Ibiki M. & Gai M. - Complete11. Read 'em and weep reviewsA side story to The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki for Wheelwright and Indian Black Star. They tell me that they missed Hiroshi & so did I! - so here is a little something that takes place before the Toyo storyline. Poker for Idjits...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-08 - Ibiki M. - Complete12. The Devil has a DDS reviewsA side fic kinda to The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki, but it is an AU where Ibiki is a dentist and Ayumu is his patient. Total crack taken from my crack family...Morino Ibiki and OCNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-08 - Ibiki M. - Complete13. Ventis secundis, tene cursum reviewsJust a little side show drabble to The Hidden Life;Ibiki,Ayumu, Hiroshi,Ren,and Fujiwara-san. Warning- juvenile behavior and scary art.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-20-08 - Ibiki M. - Complete14. My Perverted Muse reviewsJust another one-shot side show to The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki. Takes place after chapter 35. Ibiki and OC.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-08 - Ibiki M. - Complete15. The Pool Boy Cometh reviewsJust a quirky little side fic to The Hidden Life of Morino Ibiki, in which Ibiki and Hiroshi go shopping for koi and find a little something extra...a crack fic for Movintarget and anyone else that loves Hiroshi as much as I do between ch37 and ch 38 .Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-08 - Ibiki M. - Complete