| Ayake Rin |
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto. Yo! Ayake Rin here, if you want I'll take requests on story ideas. I write my own series and Naruto Fanfiction mostly. Yes I do put myself and my friends into a few oneshots and a few linked series. I draw my own series and fanfictions too, if you want look up AyakeRin at deviantart.com, but none of it is posted yet. Music is my favorite thing in the world. If you want to know more just ask, kay? If I misspell something in a story, please correct me, it will be greatly appreciated!! Fics I'm working on: Check out my FictionPress account! www.fictionpress.com/ayakerin Check out my favorite author's list. I cannot give enough props to them. Ivylicious, Blondi89, Case13, BukakenoJutsu, no tears left to cry, Uchihablossom0626, and all of them are amazing authors and you guys should check them out if you're already here for my crap stories. I took the SemeUke quiz, thank you Ivylicious, just for the heck of it (as she puts it). I think this is what Sasuke might have gotten, maybe, take it, it's fun. I recomend only people 14 or older take it because of the last few questions. But you could always ignore me couln't you? You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Most compatible with: Badass Uke Linky-thing~ SemeUke.com Enjoy? Some crap about me. I'm clumsy when walking on flat ground, but a ninja when most people would find it impossible to walk, much less run, through certain terrain. I like anything that involves working, working out, sports, or anything physical. I love music, live for it even. I like animals, wolves pwn ass. I get bored and distracted, easily entertained too though. I love my friends to death, "Another Thing ,DO NOT under Any Circumstance,Diss One Of My Friends. I WILL Hit You. And you WILL die." I agree no tears left to cry. Check her out, got some good stuff. Other Then That Im Okay. . . . . Maybe . . . The Copy-Paste Section!! Dattebayo!! ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) How are you? I'm f.i.n.e- Fucked up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional. I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (They all know better now don't they? -has kicked every guy she knows in the groin at least once, yes, even her boyfriend before they were dating) The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out And she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care Sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo, (Or a smokin hot Werewolf in a... Rabbit?) Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty! Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you... She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face. (Because of this I have almost gotten sent to the priciple multiple times and scared half our grade shitless) Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones! Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!" (This got me a cold...) I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS Love your enemies it pisses them off! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you LOVE Panic! At the Disco, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! 98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever been talking to someone then suddenly got distracted by something colorful, copy/paste this into your profile. 36 different colors...so little time. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. Some Girls Are Made Of Sugar And Spice... My Girls Are Made Of Vodka And Ice!! I Love Cats AND dogs and just abou any other animal . Snakes can die ! . If You Piss Me Off (And I HIGHLY recommend you dont) You so do not want to find out . Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901 Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright. FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Dark, Sasuke, Train, Kyo, Zero, Howl of course) I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Boys are like lava lamps... hott, but not very bright. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz! There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN (or jacob black... >.>), COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM JACOB BLACK! (haha I got you guys! You screamed BLASPHEMY!!) If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) OOO You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile). 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were simply too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen(Yeah, it could be a Jacob Black)), copy this into your profile If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces. If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen (JACOB), copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward (JACOB!!) wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that Twilight is the (one of) best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile. (Nah, He's gunna be Jacob. And Ed is probly reeeeally scared right now) If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. (Yeah, cuz Imma friggin Werewolf PINJA!) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (Nope, Jacob), copy this into your profile. If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward (Only pasting cuz JACOB IS MINE BITCHES!!), from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens (or Jacob), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you have Twilight and New Moon memorized, copy this into your profile. If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D. If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (seems to happen more often when I'm with my friends) If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' 'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.' 'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.' 'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!' Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, AyakeRin If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. -Trying is the first step toward failure FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If quiz is quizzical, what's a test? xD haha you fell for it!! If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing and add ur name to this list. XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, kunoichixakura,cherryblossom429 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile.! My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Sasuke... Sakura... Naurto... Sasuke... Kakashi... Hinata... Sasuke... All of them... SASUKE!! (lol, not a crazy fangirl I swear) Sasusaku, Sasunaru, Naruhina, Narusaku, KakaIru 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi, hentai... doesn't interest me.4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish! I'm too lazy to get/make a costume/outfit.5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: 4 hetai-ate, 3 armbands, a ton of keychains (Naruto and Sasuke mostly), 2 wallets (Itachi and Naruto), like 4 necklaces, I think I have a plush hiding somewhere, too many trading cards, 1 game, another necklase, a bracelet (Uchiha theme!), those little claspy-clippy thingies, a poster or two... somewhere... annnnnnd... I forget what else... o_o way too much...6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Never really DESTINED to be, heheh, Neji, destiny, hehe, whoa no not Neji, probly more like Sasuke.7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Well, that's hard... NaruHina unless for some freakish reason Sakura like steals Naruto and brainwashes him, KibaHina is a REALLY close second8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Oh my gosh, even harder than the last one... Uhh... Sasunaru, Sakura is too much of a crazy fangirl and Naru-chan+Sasuke= Hot!!9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HARD QUESTIONS!! Uhh... I like Tenten, but Naruto Pwns... uhhh... Both?10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No! Tobi is Madara Uchiha! DUH! I agree NaruLoverAi, very well said -nod nod-11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Have you SEEN his picture?! Of course he's his father!! (Plus you gotta read the manga ya wannbes)12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? I honestly love Kisame's sword Samehada... -drools- But member? If I had to pick then uhhhh... Sasori, Itachi, and Zetsu, not necesarilly in that order.13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Oooo, I love Sasuke but he's an asshole, but he could change, but he's kinda crazy, but he's HOT, but he killed so many people, but he killed Orochimaru, but he's still nuts... I don't know o_o14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? The site I used to used was so fucked up I gave up on a bunch of the first part. But I have caught up on the Shippuden. Thanks, now I feel like a poser... T~T15. Have you read all the chapters so far? All of the Shippuden ones yeah. Again, NOT A POSER.16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Maybe a little, but in a good, no-need-for-meds kinda way? Yeah I take it back, not really. Just hyper, kinda like me... doing this at 12:00 midnight...17. Sub or dub? Hmm... Prefer sub.18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro, I like 'er.19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Both? Until you find out who he is... -shiver- EEEEEVIL20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara of course. NOT a very good boy, good actor, not a good boy.21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Is this really a question? Can I say, not quite sexy beast, but funny Awesome almost-sexy beast?22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Gaara, or Deidara, maybe Itachi, hmm... Sasuke in a dress? Anybody angsty, or named Naruto, Kakashi, now that would be funny. You can't say you haven't thoguht of almost all o the Naruto guys cross-dressing.23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome?24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I will agree with my fore-poster-upper, Kakuzu, that big scary guy handing out monayz and playin with little children, creeeeeeepy and hopefully will never happen... STOP GIVING KISHIMOTO-SAMA IDEAS25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Dude, I have an account on FANFICTION. net. Think about that question for a minute.26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Scroll down, more, more. there ya go. Yes I do but at the moment that I am typing this answer neither of them are finished. And proud of it.27. Do you like lemons? Depends, which pairings? No wait, I'm allergic!! No lemonade for you!28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? What do you mean by know? Like know their names and what they're like? Or can match Naruto's name to his picture on my wallet/keychain/plushie-with-the-nametag?29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I have no clue what that means... I saw that Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged thing for like 2 eps and gave up when it was still cool and new. Reading that Emily Bronte, Wuther Heights unabridged book.30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Who hasn't? Funny as hell man!31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Too many people to say.32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Too many times, my friend almost actually got a nosebleed from my sexe-Sasuke pic!!33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Not exactly those words, but pretty close. And it was Art class too...34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life, yeah, all my friends are Narutards or tollerate my geekiness, which I am proud of. Grades, not so much, nothing other than my laziness affects that.35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yeah, a bit. But my mommy makes me pay for everyone's pizza so I'm usually broke anyways.36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I don't read porn, but just to see what's so interesting, sometimes. But only during those fight/training scenes.37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? When was this written? If it was anytime lately, HAVE YOU READ THE MANGA OR WATCHED THE SHOW?! Morons...38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yes. But No gallery here.39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? WAfter someone photoshopped a pic of him into a "Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maballeene" (However the fuck you spell that) pic, no. But before, definitely maybe.40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, and proud of it. Her name is Ayake, yes, I made her after myself, but she changed so much she's really not "me" anymore, (but all characters are still part of their creator) and I didn't want to change the name.41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Pshhh no, heh, I mean, why would you say that... Psh, heh, uh.. uhhhh... Okay, yeah. I'm up at like 3 in the morning writing, reading, and drawing Naruto. o_oOmg, this is godliness!!List 12 of your favourite Naruto Characters (Not in any particular order) 1. Sasuke 2. Sakura 3. Ino 4. Gaara 5. Temari 6. Naruto 7. Hinata 8. Kiba 9. Shikamaru 10. Kakashi 11. Juugo 12. Nejiiiiiiiii :D 1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before NarutoxJuugo?? Nah, but now I have a new idea!! Jk jk, is that even a pairing?? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Gaara... Hellz Yeah!! Gaara is blazin' hot!! He just needs some lovin' coughsakuracough 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? NejixKiba I'm not sure that's possible... Tenten would kill Kiba... then Hana would disown him... and Akamaru would be all awone... :'( 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Tons!! Shika-san is awshome!! He's usually wif Ino or Temari, Im a fan of both so thats a lot of stories... >.> 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? SakuraxNaruto, Yeah!! Hell yeah!! Thats my second fave Sakurax_ pairing, Naruto is so sweet and she is just awesome... But Hinata would be left out in the cold and Sasuke must be dead... >.> 6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten. TemarixShikamaru vs TemarixKakashi hmm... Shikatem for a serious pairing, Kakatem for crack!! That would be worth reading!! XD 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex. Hinata on Sakura and Neji?! Omfg, that would be priceless!! Well... Faint or... faint... maybe run out and faint... heh 8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic. InoxKakashi, After Shikamaru and Choji have both left Konoha to be with their loves in Suna, what is Ino left to live for? Her team is broken and so is her heart... Kakashi can't forgive Sasuke for leaving and is left feeling empty when all Sakura wants from him is sex. Can the two lonesome Shinobi help heal eachother's hearts? Omg thats actually good!! 9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff? SasukexKiba, maybe. Sasuke does strike me as a dog person. But then again he would probably go for Kakashi or Hana then... Idk, but it might be fun to do!! Lots of ideas now!! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic. Hinata/Neji Caged (Yeah, short but think about it!!) 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Gaara deflowing Sasuke? Well... Sasuke had a fling with Naruto and now wants more Jinchuuriki lovin', a bit sake, some sand, fire, throw in some chakra explosions and whala! GaaSasu fic!! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? It's Ino, so probly, but I wouldn't know or want to... Who would ask something like that? "Hey, do you read Ino het?" Why wuold you put all of your friends on a list? That's soooooooooo last year! Make a friend SpreadSheet!! 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Juugo. Yeah maybe, I'd like to. 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five SakuraxGaaraXNaruto, it's bn done, so yeah, probably. 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Probably Nothing, maybe whisper "Oh Kami..." In a perverted sense or scream "CHIDORI" in a heated fighting sense... 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?. Hmmm... Maybe Rise Above This by Seether (I think) for like the Akamaru relationship, (saving and protecting him thingy) 17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be? SasukexNarutoxNeji... Yaoi, Lemon, Shonen Ai. BELOW 16 SCROLL AWAYYYYY jk jk, probably just Yaoi 18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven? KakashixHinata? Uhhhhh maybe "People Despise us, the ones with special eyes" that was hard to think of... 19. How might Eleven describe a relation between Two and Eight? Juugo about Sakura and Kiba? Maybe "Just from looking at them, you can tell he rubs her the wrong way. Really badly" 20. How emo is Two? Sakura, depends on the story. In some Very, others, not so much. I like to think she isn't extremely but has her own really bad issues. 21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Temari, Probably a few months ago... I haven't really read a Temari-centric fic before. 22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. Sasuke and Hinata are in a happy relationship until she runs off with Gaara. Sasuke, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Juugo and a brief unhappy affair with Neji, then follows the wise advice of Temari and finds true love with Ino. More ideas!! Yay!! But maybe not SasuIno in the end. Sasusaku or Sasunaru!! Awesome Ideas!! 23. What title would you give this fic? How Much Revenge Can You Need? -subtitle- Love Causes So Many Broken Lives 24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon? HinataxKiba? It would be cute and easy to write! I'd be a fan, just a little bit. 25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five fic. Sasuke and Gaara had secretly been together for almost a year now. What would happen when Temari walks in on her brother and Kazekage tonguing the traitorous Uchiha during a routine visit to Konoha? IF you believe Neji and Tenten belong together copy and paste this to your profile!If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, Elemental Caster, Uchihablossom0626, no tears left to cry, Ayake Rin xXxSasuSaku copy pastesxXx If you believe Sakura and Sasuke belong together copy and paste this to your profile!Sakura:Do I ever cross ur mind? Sasuke: No. Sakura: Do you like me? Sasuke: Not really. Sakura: Do you want me? Sasuke: No. Sakura: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No. Sakura: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No. Sakura: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No. Sakura: Choose--me or ur life Sasuke: My life... Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." | |||||||
1. Whatever it Takes reviewsWhat if Sasuke came back? What if Naruto wasn't so oblivious and was finally together with Hinata? What if Sakura still loved Sasuke? What if he was gay?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. His Favorite Fruit reviewsA short little Sasusaku fic that takes place whenever you want, where Sasuke's favorite fruit changes. I wonder what it could be?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete3. Cherry Aftertaste reviewsRequest for a squel by Uchihablossom0626. Sasusaku post shippuden. Please R&R and Enjoy! Sequel to "It's a Cherry Blossom Birthday Sasuke Uchiha" Please Please Please Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Sakura's Tears reviewsNot sure, but might be slightly drabble-ish. Inspired by Blondi89"s Kunoichi Tears story. Yes I did steal one of her lines I hope she doesn't mind... Sakura-centric. EnjoyNaruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Sakura H. - Complete5. A Cherry Blossom Birthday Sasuke Uchiha! reviewsA walk in the park, that's all it took. Short and sweet, please enjoy! Sasusaku. Birthday fic!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Breaking Bars reviewsKnock knock. Who's there? A beaten avenger, a battered Hokage heir, and a lot of Konoha shinobi with an axe to grind. T for violence and language. OC warning, and possible OOC-nessNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-09 - Sasuke U.7. Why Does It Snow? » reviewsA light blanket of snow has started to cover the village of Konohagakure and Sasuke might have just found one of the few females in the village that isn't obsessed with him. What could happen? A whole lot, that's what. Original Character, OC, included.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 4-13-09 - Sasuke U.