Hi! My name is Nadine I'm in 10th grade in NY. I normally written Harry Potter fanfics but recently I wrote a Number the Stars One-Shot. Most or all of my Harry Potter fics will take place in the Marauders time, I think that is the best time period to write in because you don't know as much about it so it's not like coming out in Harry time saying things that just don't sound right, you have less boundaries in Marauder time. If you have any comments on where any of my stories could go please tell me. Read and Review, and all I have left to say is, please, if you don't like something don't just say "this, this, and this, are bad, take them out." Tell me why you think its bad, and how I could make it better, constructive criticism is a lot better than just saying whats bad. So please, don't be rude.

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Thanks and Enjoy!

-Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in the pool?

-How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

-The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-I, as a reader find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing. Copy and paste this if you agree.

-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

- If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a door (or a lamppost) copy this onto your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, RavenclawDuchess, AnimalAddictions, Naflower05

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Please, I'm so addicted to fanfiction I stay up until like 6:30am reading random crap.)

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (R.I.P Uncle Bill)

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-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

-92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (I do that all the time)

-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sometimes, it's not an accident...)

-If you are wierd and like it,copy this onto your profile.

-Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in legalizing Gay Marriage because whether it be between two males, two females a male and a female, love is LOVE!

Boyfriends stab you in the heart
Friends stab you in the back
But best friends don't carry knives

-Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night

When life gives you lemons there are multiple things you can do. Here are just a few:

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

-When life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.

-When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat them.

-When life gives you lemons, stand around and see if there's more.

and finally,

-When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes.

When you can do all that with lemons, why would you make lemonade?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

This poem was written by Toffrox33, and was at the bottom of the last chapter of No One Messes With A Potter. Definatly read that. =

No One Messes With A Potter

By Toffrox33

The Marauders and their Girls:

One will watch as another falls
Then in revenge, betrays them all.

One will pledge to never stray
But slowly they will fade away.

One who lost all faith in friends
Will find that some love has to end.

And the one who caused their love to hate
Will die young through tragic fate.

Two will be killed by the Dark Lord’s hand
And together will make their final stand.
The two will fight, their lives they’ll give
To ensure another lives.

But one must draw their final breath
And sentence another to worse than death.
And in that other, guilt resides
As they are left to live a lie.

"I learn for fun, and write for the sake of knowledge."

-BellaRemorso http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1440961/